要说天蝎，金牛护短简直了，自己的人就算是坨屎，也放在兜里怕丢了，含在嘴里怕化了，谁都动不得的，但是别人再好，在TA眼里也就是个屎，就算冒着仙气，那也是屎。[微笑]
[Say Scorpio and Taurus justifying a fault absolutely, own people even shit, also put in my pocket was afraid, in his mouth was afraid of, who are incapacitated, but others again good, in the eyes of TA is a shit, even risking dust, thats shit. [smiles]]
星座只是娱乐，理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
思想聚焦：有人存你号码是为了打给你，我不一样，我是为了不接。
[Someone put your number to call you, I dont like, Im in order not to meet.]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
头条新闻：#民生#【高薪族抱怨个税不公：年薪百万万上缴】“我辛辛苦苦挣百万年薪，却要缴纳多万个税，有人炒股挣几百万元，股票转让却不用交税，这不太公平。”一家企业的税务总监感慨道。她认为，自己一年缴纳这么多个税，并没有在教育、医疗方面享受到更好的公共服务。你咋看？tRfqPLQ
[# # of the peoples livelihood high-paying family complain about tax injustice salary million turned over 】 I worked so hard to earn millions of annual salary, will more than pay tax, someone earning millions of dollars to fry, stock transfer is need not pay tax, it is unfair. A business tax director says. She believes that a year pay so much tax, not in education, medical treatment to enjoy better public services. How you think? tRfqPLQ]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
李晨：图片来自网络…
[Pictures from Internet...]
做一个人生的观光客
央视新闻：【这张图，一定转给孩子家长！】近日，上海，一位奶奶抱着个月大男婴乘自动扶梯，刚上扶梯，奶奶身体倾斜失控，男婴脱手从楼坠落，送医后抢救无效身亡……此前，就因为自动扶梯，有孩子被夹断手指，有孩子被卷入扶梯……乘坐扶梯，一定看管好孩子！转！
[【 this picture, be sure to parents! Recently, Shanghai, a grandmother holding the months old baby boy take the escalator, just on the escalator, grandma body tilt out of control, baby boy fall from floor to sell, hospital after rescue invalid death... Previously, because escalators, child is broken fingers, children were involved in escalator... Take the escalator, must look after good children! Turn!]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
LIMYOONA90：Ill always remember you guys-
谢谢大家⭐️
#the k#
[Ill always remember you guys - < br > thank you for your ⭐ ️ < br > # the k#]
冷笑话精选：同学重聚一起回忆当年的青葱岁月……哈哈哈这完全不同的画风是什么鬼啊！[笑cry]tRfGAMj
[Classmate reunion together memories of youth... Ha ha ha this completely different painting style is what the devil! [laughing cry] tRfGAMj]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
夢想家林志穎：@我们十七岁 十七岁的我们出发啰,这次的旅途是什么呢?[思考]期待ing
[@ our years old we set out, this journey? [thinking] are looking forward to ing]
經紀業務洽商leadspeed@qq 收 歡迎來我淘寶店shop.taobao
英式没品笑话百科：假如有人拿枪抵着你的头，
命令你打一个电话，
要是对方接了，你就得死，
反之如对方没有接，你就能活下来。
你会打给谁？
——jamariselders
[If someone with a gun against your head, < br > command you make a phone call, the < br > if the other party, youll die, < br > on the other hand if you cant meet each other, you will be able to survive. < br > youll call who? < br > - jamariselders]
高级审美与百无禁忌
全球热搜视频：李光洙主演了赵石漫画改编的电视剧《心里的声音》，全程高能要笑疯了，真的好紧张！贱人就是矫情，#快要崩溃的一哥# 。[笑cry][笑cry] tRfqhOlx
[Wonderful radio starred in Zhao Shi comic adaptation of the TV series the voice of the heart, the entire high energy to smile crazy, really so nervous! Bitch is melodramatic, one # # is about to collapse. [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRfqhOlx]
微博知名视频评论博主
电影扒客：卷福最新马桶广告，当他脱下裤子的那一瞬间，麻麻我想打[污][污]tRfqPuQX
[Volume f new toilet advertising, when the moment he took off his trousers, mommy, I want to make [pollution] [pollution] tRfqPuQX]
扒姐推荐，必有佳片！
新浪娱乐：电视剧《古剑奇谭二》今日在象山举行开机仪式。网传阵容为：@李治廷 饰夏夷则，@颖儿Yinger 饰闻人羽， @付辛博 饰乐无异， @姜雯Coco 饰阿阮， @张智尧-ken 饰演谢衣，邵兵饰演沈夜。该剧讲述了仰慕偃术大师谢衣的少年乐无异，踏上偃术修行之旅并遇到一众伙伴的传奇故事→tRfGBFIu
[The TV series DLC, tan in xiangshan boot ceremony today. Net announced lineup as @ never know act the role ofing Xia Yi, @ clever son Yinger blasted into feather, @ xinbo fu ACTS the role of music, o @ Jiang Wen Coco act the role ofing nguyen, @ Ken chang - Ken plays xie, nimbus as shen night. The play tells the story of admiration suppress a master xie garment of juvenile, the suppress art practice journey and came across a legend - tRfGBFIu all the partners]
新浪娱乐
燕子PHOTO：天气好出来溜溜板儿～最近每晚都收拾好第二天的要穿的衣服，板整～换了一个很酷的车内香氛，越看越顺眼～妈妈打电话来说，给她们买的那个小房子装修好了，说是过年就可以一起在里面吃火锅了～真好啊，高兴。其实，未必生活里就没有不顺心，但是顺和不顺都不是针对一个人的，所有人都在这样生活着。我的
[Good weather come out to walk the plank son ~ recently packed every night the next day to wear clothes, plate the whole ~ sweet atmosphere changed a cool car, more see more pleasing to the eye ~ mother on the phone, give them buy the small house decorate good, say its Chinese New Year can be in there to eat hot pot together ~ really good ah, happy. In fact, not necessarily in life, there is no frustrated, but and is not bad for a person, all people in this life. my]
［ 微信公众号］：yanziisland［写真婚纱拍摄联系］电话： qq： 微信：iyanzi ［商业拍摄及合作联系］郭小姐
思想聚焦：虽然工作和学习一点进度都没有，但却总有谜一般的从容和自信。
[Although no work and study a little progress, but there is always a mystery poised and confident.]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
张沫凡MOMO：#每周一穿搭# [抱抱][抱抱][抱抱]情绪一般 tRfqZfVT .
[# # wear take a week [hug] [hug] [hug] general tRfqZfVT mood.]
爆脾气摩羯，尊重是相互的～
手工酱的厨房：方便好做的辣白菜五花肉蛋黄海苔卷，半个就能吃撑，人称“炸弹饭团”...快来试试吧~tRfGKCt
[Convenient do spicy cabbage streaky egg yolk, seaweed, can eat half brace, called bomb rice... Come and try it ~ tRfGKCt]
你长得这么好看，不如跟我学做菜吧。
私人音乐厅：郁可唯治愈系的嗓音翻唱陈小春《独家记忆》，“男声版是一种无奈，多一丝悲情；女声版是一种释然，多一点娓娓道来的细腻。”关注@私人音乐厅，每一首歌都为你而选#意想不到的翻唱# tRfqzHJ
[Depression can only cure voice cover Chen xiao chun exclusive memory, the male version is a kind of helpless, a trace of sadness; female version is a relief, a bit of exquisite. Focus @ private concert hall, each song is for you to choose # # unexpected cover tRfqzHJ]
更多好音乐，关注私人音乐厅微信号：sryyt，每一首歌都为你而选
iPanda熊猫频道：三天了，一件快递都没收到，不开心~[doge][doge]
[For three days, all received a Courier, not happy ~ [doge] [doge]]
（live.ipanda）关注我以后你们就是我的人了！在这里我是团长你们是饭团，团长爱饭团么么哒~
高颜值集中营：一条发错了的短信，看哭了好多人！还要什么男朋友[泪]为妈妈转[心]图转自@麦拉风
[Send a wrong message, see a crowd of people cry! Anything else boyfriendtears turn for mother [heart] figure from @ wheat vain]
从前有个人关注了博主，后来他就越长越好看了~（推广合作请加Q：）
单身的日常：那你很棒棒哦！[微笑]
[That you are very stick! [smiles]]
我的心愿是...........成为一个单身富婆
热发型：笑死了！实拍萌妹纸自己剪刘海失误，被缺口新发型笑傻！tRfUdjt
[Smile dead! Will MOE girl cut bangs error, be gap new hairstyle laugh silly!!! tRfUdjt]
一大波潮流发型正在向你逼近，你准备好了么？☀️博主公众号ID：jp
趣闻搞笑：哈哈哈哈！这个能笑一年啊， 李光洙 的超级迷你小短剧，比综艺还搞笑，一筐猪在男神和男神经之间切换自如，分分钟变蛇精病啊[笑cry] tRfqZJzu .
[Ha ha ha ha! This year can laugh ah, wonderful radio super mini small drama, is funny than variety, a basket of pig in male switch freely between god and men nervous, points minutes become mental derangement tRfqZJzu [laugh cry].]
最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！
神奇的吐槽君：“我妈因为女友皮肤黑逼我分手”后续，原帖图二（原帖传送门tRfqwxJI）
[My mother because his girlfriend skin black force me to break up later, the original special (pole portal tRfqwxJI)]
北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接各种国内吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号：crazytucao
全球奇异事件：好像一坨棉花糖坐进了另一坨棉花糖啊！！[挤眼][挤眼]你好，请问有空一起泡澡吗？tRfbBdJR
[Like a tuo cotton candy into another tuo cotton candy!! [eye] [eye] hello, excuse me free bubble bath together? tRfbBdJR]
发现世界新奇趣事儿~(o゜ω゜o)合作QQ
电影工厂：圣诞短片，满满的感动配上大片既视感，太赞了！tRfGEBaT
[Christmas clips, full touched with large visual sense, both too great! tRfGEBaT]
主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！
我们爱讲冷笑话：老谋子新电影《长城》刚发布了段儿无影禁军的视频，颜色上果然还是老谋子的一贯作风，几个穿的花里胡哨的将军大战饕餮，这戏码，想想都精彩[奥特曼][奥特曼] tRfqzxE
[Old son seeks the new movie the Great Wall has just issued a brief absence of imperial video, indeed as expected on color or old style for the son, a few wearing fancy general war gluttonous, this drama, think about all the splendid [she] [she] tRfqzxE]
笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔）
城城AI：同志们！今天坐了一天的过山车，心情如何？不要在乎过程，看结果。反正我今天账户上钱又多了。继续...明天会更好！[心][心][心][心]
[Comrades! Taking a ride on a day of today, the mood? Dont care about process, see the results. Anyway I more money on the account today. Continue to... Tomorrow will be better! [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart]]
如果每年都翻一倍，十年后。。
新京报：【视频：成龙获奥斯卡终身成就奖获奖感言】“是她成就了我，中国，我的祖国。我自豪自己是中国人。” tRfqvIUt
[【 video Jackie chan at the lifetime achievement award acceptance speech 】 is she made me, China, my motherland. I proud I am Chinese. tRfqvIUt]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
地瓜熊老六：【你爱中国，中国也爱你】中国游客被困新西兰地震灾区，中国使领馆紧急派直升机救助！！！为了给中国人洗脑，公知一直煽动说：你爱中国，中国爱你吗？事实就是最好的答案，你爱中国，中国也爱你！！！
[You love China, China also love you 】 【 Chinese tourists stranded in New Zealand earthquake, Chinese embassies and consulates an emergency rescue helicopter!!!!!! In order to brainwash the Chinese, known always inciting say you love China, Chinese love you? The fact is the best answer, you love China, China also love you!!!!!!]
爱国小分队队长
Pandora占星小巫：【小巫本周塔罗运势】天蝎座塔罗牌面：正位命运之轮、逆位圣杯、逆位宝剑王后。事业：身边有贵人将你扶持，在你的奋斗和努力下，很多小梦想和愿望都会实现。学业：沉住气，低调努力做好眼前的事儿，会有意想不到的幸运结果。爱情：周末放下压力，回归家庭和爱你的人吧。幸运色：粉色；开运物：快递。
[Nothing this week tarot luck 】 【 Scorpio tarot CARDS is the wheel of fortune, inverse a holy grail, reverse a sword of the queen. Career there are people will support you in your struggle and efforts of many small dreams and aspirations will be implemented. Academic just hold your horses, low-key efforts to do our things, will have unexpected good luck. Love put down the pressure over the weekend, and return to the family and the people who love you. The lucky color pink; Good luck express.]
关注小巫就是关注真实的你。（微博占星的唯一领地）合作及原创约稿QQ：。
顶尖创意家居：#创意改变家# 把家布置成童话一样温馨[心]
[# # creative change home home decorate warmth into a fairy tale as [heart]]
最时尚创意的家居生活体验馆,国内外创意家居设计~O(∩_∩)O
纯良叫兽：你在学校做过什么事而一举成名全校皆知[摊手]，哈哈哈瞧瞧人家的青春，笑到劈叉！[哈哈]
[What did you do in school and made the school [stand hand] all known, ha ha ha look at somebody elses youth, smile to the splits! [ha ha]]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ：
wu2198：提前写了策略,努力赚个回贴或.万个赞.....回贴易中签,点赞走好运! tRfqzDk
[Writing strategies in advance,. Efforts to make a post or m... Post codes, thumb up good luck! tRfqzDk]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
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