看！“妖怪”！🙈宝宝长大了，面对“妖怪”也能找到百宝箱[礼物]@沙溢 @李锐hntv #爸爸去哪儿#
[Look! The devil! 🙈宝宝长大了，面对“妖怪”也能找到百宝箱[礼物]@沙溢 @李锐hntv #爸爸去哪儿#]
经纪事务请联系：宋小姐
王尼玛：很多人没有意识到无神论也是一种信仰，无神论者也总是得不到尊重。为此我们开了一个脑洞，如果无神论本身也是一种教…… tRVDkxxL
[A lot of people dont realize that atheism is also a kind of faith, atheists are always can not get respect. We opened a imagination, if atheism itself is also a kind of teach... tRVDkxxL]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
同道大叔：射手啊，撩不到喜欢的人不开心索性不撩了，撩到了又很空虚觉得没意思，被不喜欢的撩又不愿意，被喜欢的撩时间太长又觉得烦，怎么都不对，你们是不是紧跟摩羯的步伐，走向单身的幸福之路了？？？？[摊手][摊手][摊手][摊手][摊手]
[Striker, liao less than dont lift of the person you like not happy simply, and its empty in the bored, be dont like liao again is not willing to, be like the time is too long, feel tired, what is wrong, can you keep up with the pace of Capricorn, the road to the happiness of the single???????? [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand]]
星座只是娱乐，理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
Dear-迪丽热巴：#VOGUE实力派# 昨晚的趴提很开心，感谢邀请[爱你] @angelica张宇 @VOGUE服饰与美容
[# # VOGUE strength lie prone to mention last night very happy, thank you for invitinglove you @ GUIangelica sinensis -dan GUI zhangyu @ dress VOGUE and beauty]
一只喜欢默默表演的小透明。工作联系helloworkwork@🍒
大神说：有哪些令人感动到崩泪的脑洞故事？#大神推荐#
[What are the moving to its tears the imagination of the story? # # great god recommended]
所发内容均已获得作者授权 公众号：dashen
冷笑话精选：这些答案没什么毛病啊？为啥不给打勾[摊手]
[Nothing goes wrong with the answers to these questions? Why not give box [stand hand]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国推出的蒙克名画《呐喊》可动手办，随意拗造型，用一百种方式表达懵比...并没有什么用却很想要一个😱😱😱😱😱😱
[Island of monk painting scream hands-on do, optional kink shape, express meng in one hundred ways than... 并没有什么用却很想要一个😱😱😱😱😱😱]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
我是娜扎：这角度[挖鼻]我喜欢～
[This Angle [dig nose] ~ I like]
工作请联系：nazhagongzuo@
陈乔恩：今天get到一個新詞～錢幣眼👀
額頭的傷自己洗臉給抓傷的[摊手]
單手自拍手好抖⋯
[现在天get不到一枚新祠~錢幣眼睛👀< br额头性伤口洗伤口的自我臉給抓]<摊手[br單手自动掌声好抖⋯]
工作請聯繫 joeoffice@vip.qq陳喬恩工作室
央视新闻：【点赞 | 秒拯救四百多人生命 东航奖励机长万】昨天，东方航空公司召开上海虹桥机场·事件何超机组表彰大会。机长何超被评为先进党员，奖励人民币万元；该机组也获得表彰及万元奖励。被网友赞为英雄机长的何超，还有哪些不为人知的故事？了解↓ tRVDkRqo
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
北京人不知道的北京事儿：国外度假的一家人，偶然接待了一只好奇的袋鼠，容它在自家房车里小小地游览了一番。结果几天之后，打开门就看到一群袋鼠排着队站在门口，要求参观房车…[哈哈][心]tRVgmaH
[A family holiday abroad, accidentally received a curious kangaroo, let it in his own car a little tour. Results after a few days, opened the door, and saw a group of kangaroos lined up standing in the doorway, request to visit rv... TRVgmaH [ha ha] [heart]]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
头条新闻：#热点#【环保部：今冬雾霾频率可能偏高 但不会爆表】月以来，京津冀已遭遇第场雾霾影响，今冬雾霾会更重吗？环保部官员表示，今冬出现重污染天气的频率和强度可能偏高。预计开始供暖后，重污染天气应对形势可能更严峻。但空气污染峰值不会达到去年爆表的程度。详细解读：tRVDXioL
[Hot # # [the environment ministry winter fog frequency may be on the high side But not extraordinary 】 months, fog effect has been the first field of the beijing-tianjin-hebei region, winter fog will be heavier? Ministry officials said the heavy pollution of weather this winter may have a higher frequency and intensity. The weather is expected to start after heating, the heavy pollution to cope with the situation may be even more serious. But air pollution peak does not reach the level of last years extraordinary. Detailed reading tRVDXioL]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
新京报：#北京提前供热#【[话筒]北京正式供暖时间提前至月日】根据最新气象预测结果，月日将有一次较强冷空气活动，有较大可能连续天日平均气温低于℃。北京市市政府决定，北京市-年居民采暖正式供热时间提前至月日开始。为了保证月日全市正式达标供热，居民供热锅炉点火试运行时间
[# # heating ahead of Beijing [[microphone] Beijing officially heating time in advance to June 】 according to the latest weather forecast as a result, the month, there will be a strong cold air activity, may have larger consecutive day average temperature below ℃. Beijing municipal government decided that Beijing - year formal residents heating heating time start to the month in advance. In order to ensure that month, the citys official standard heating, the residents heating boiler ignition test run time]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
人民日报：【别人摘我怕疼[心]】近日，安徽绩溪县八旬老人章奶奶来到@绩溪县瀛洲派出所 补办二代身份证，民警告诉章奶奶耳环需要摘下，奶奶谢绝民警帮忙摘取的好意，一个电话叫来了几公里外的张爷爷！张爷爷虽然眼睛老花，但摘耳环的动作却很麻利！章奶奶说：老头子给我摘了几十年耳环了，别人摘我怕疼！ [爱你]
[【 others I am afraid of pain [heart]] recently, the anhui jixi county chapter octogenarian granny came to @ jixi county yingzhou police station for the second generation id card, civilian police chapter tell grandma earrings need to take off, grandma declined civilian police to help gather the kindness, a phone call to a few miles away in a grandpa! Although zhang grandpa eyes aging, picking earrings action is very quick! Chapter grandma said give me the old man picked decades of earrings, others I am afraid of pain! Love you []]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
思想聚焦：你那么好说话，他们尊重过你吗？ tRVDkEVU
[You are so nice, they respect you? tRVDkEVU]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
北美吐槽君：“女朋友不应该这么养吗？”
[Girlfriend should not keep so?]
吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】
我的前任是极品：哈哈哈哈大兄弟，说好的尊严呢？[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha, big brother said good dignity? [laughing cry]]
【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】
噗嗤大叔：如何优雅地说我喜欢你？
[How to gracefully said I like you?]
做科普的。微信号：ouba
神店买家秀：真正的贵族，不管走到哪里都掩盖不了她的气质[喵喵]
[True nobility, no matter wherever he cannot cover her temperament [meow]]
逛淘宝三年，不如关注我三天！看买家秀，务必关注我！
报新鲜：哈哈哈哈这就是传说中的鸭王[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]#搞笑幽默# #报新鲜事# tRVDJDdp
[Ha ha ha ha this is the legendary king of duck [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] # # # # quote new tRVDJDdp funny humor]
收集，转发各种新鲜微博~~微博上好玩的，有趣的。有料的新鲜事都在这里，快来关注吧~~~
神店通缉令：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，有些东西真的不要模仿，黑人小哥一脸懵逼[笑cry] tRVDFu .
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, some things really dont imitate, black little elder brother a face of meng force [laugh cry] tRVDFu.]
微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了
我和宠物的日常：换了款便宜一点的猫粮，结果家里小喵星人的表情是这样的。。。赤裸裸的嫌弃啊。。。喵：妈蛋难吃死了[二哈］
[Changed a little cheaper cat food, small meow star expression results home is such a... Naked abandon... Meow damn bad dead ,]
萌化了！( ´-ω ･)▄︻┻┳══━·.`.`.`.欢迎私信投稿， 爆出你跟你家宠物的趣事！公棕V信：whcwdrc
环球时报：【母亲做手术，女儿手术室外心脏骤停 医护拼命抢救[赞]】日，朱女士在@北京安贞医院 等母亲手术，手术室外她突然瘫倒。一名心外科大夫经过，迅速判断是呼吸心脏骤停，立即实施心外按压，医护人员纷纷上阵抢救……分钟后朱女士逐渐恢复，不久她母亲也顺利完成手术。向守护生命的医护人员致敬！[心]
[The mother do surgery, daughter surgery outdoor cardiac arrest Medical rescue hard [who]], in ms zhu @ Beijing anzhen hospital surgery, such as mother surgery outdoor she suddenly collapsed. A heart doctor, quick judgment is cardiac arrest, breathing immediately implement heart compressions, medical personnel have to battle to save... Minutes after ms zhu gradually restored, her mother also successfully completed surgery in the near future. Salute to protect the medical staff of life! [heart]]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
孙坚：看来藏不住了，我妹妹要出山咯，你喜欢吗？@来吧说做就做 #来吧说做就做#
[Mountain seems to hide, my younger sister to cough up, do you like it? @ come on just do it # # come on just do it]
工作联络方式：私信@豹纹小姐心雅 email：ssshinya@
热门搞笑排行榜：卧槽，厉害了我的姐！这化妆技术简直啊！白天和你过情人节，晚上和你过万圣节！tRVDdvMk
[Oh my god, much my two! This makeup skills! Day and you lead valentines day, Halloween night and you! tRVDdvMk]
关注@热门搞笑排行榜，获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣：】
人民网：【男友米身高竟是垫出来的 女子欲分手】身高米的小梅通过相亲认识了男友，男友自称身高米。但两人交往一段时间后，小梅发现男友脱了鞋只有米——他靠“内增高鞋垫”拔高了公分！男友解释：“本想说实话，但怕你嫌弃。”小梅认为对方不坦诚欲分手。(都市热报)tRVDkVEH
[【 boyfriend meters height was pad out of the woman to break up 】 xiaomei, height, is passed through the dating met her boyfriend, her boyfriend pretended to height in meters. But two people after a period of time, may find a boyfriend - he took off his shoes only m by inside increased insoles soar cm! Boyfriend wanted to tell the truth, but fear you abandon. May think that the other party is not honest to break up. Urban heat (reported) tRVDkVEH]
报道全球 传播中国
秒拍：一口京腔的灰鹦鹉！还能跟主人对话。。。北京话级~ [二哈] cr武艺DjWesley#秒拍#戳这好神奇→tRVkvfur
[A Beijing dialect grey parrots! Can also talk to master dialogue... Beijing dialect level ~ ha] [two cr martial arts DjWesley# seconds this good magic - tRVkvfur # stamp]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
共青团中央：【历史上的今天：东京审判开始宣判】年月日，远东国际军事法庭开始宣判，名日本战犯被判有罪；年，东条英机等名甲级战犯被供奉至靖国神社，多位首相先后参拜。比战争罪行更可怕的，是拒绝面对和承认战争罪行。历史再次提醒：军国主义没有前途，无视历史必将付出代价！@日本国驻华大使馆
[【 today in the history of the Tokyo trial began to sentence 】 (date) (month) (year), the international military tribunal began, Japanese war criminals convicted; Years, hideki tojo and other class a war criminals were offering to the yasukuni shrine, a number of the prime minister has visited. Is more terrible than war crimes, refused to face and admit that war crimes. History again there is no future for the militarism, ignoring the history will pay the price! @ the Japanese embassy in Beijing]
张靓颖：马上要经历小时的飞行…[微笑]……
想在上飞机前彻底high一下……[微笑]……
然后上飞机就晕过去最好……………[微笑]……[微笑]………
[Immediately go through hours of flight... [smiles]... < br > want to in front of the plane on a thorough high... [smiles]... < br > then on a plane passed out best............... [smiles]... [smiles].........]
Y(#^.^#)Y
土豪：怎么养猪？在线等，挺急的。
[What a pig? Online, etc., is very urgent.]
虽然很有钱，但是过的很不开心
全球奇闻趣事：以后找女朋友看着点！人与人基本的信任都去哪儿了？？？[笑cry] #奇闻趣事# tRVDkQBT .
[Looking for a girlfriend after watching! Basic trust people where did you go??????? [laughing cry] # # tRVDkQBT anecdote.]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
幽灵木偶偶：我的秒拍作品，一起来看~tRVkvZo（使用#秒拍#录制）
[My second work, ~ tRVkvZo together (use # # s pat recording)]
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俞灏明：年来，路途遥远也不平坦。我能看到那些一路追随的目光，是你们给了我继续前行的动力，让我变的更加坚定，重拾梦想 …谢谢你们，献给你们一场新生演唱会，tRVDkWJ 。
我在这里，等你来。@天音互动 @in-Music演唱会
[Over the years, long way also is not flat. I can see the look of those who follow all the way, is the power of you gave me to move on, let me become more firm, regain the dream... Thank you, send you a new concert, tRVDkWJ. < br > I am here, waiting for you. Interactive @ @ auditions in Music concert]
工作事宜请加【俞灏明工作室微信】：shangyuS 音乐商务经纪 司先生
自黑狂魔唐大夫：我太爱成都了，我要写一篇公号给这个地方唱赞歌，每天一百块吃的像皇上一样…
[I love chengdu, Im going to write a male, to sing praises of this place, one hundred pieces every day to eat like the emperor...]
It seems farther than ever before
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