2016年11月14日星期一

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大神说:
    截止目前你生命中最好的那一天发生了什么?#大神推荐#
[So far the best in your life what happened that day? # # great god recommended]

所发内容均已获得作者授权 公众号:dashen

Happy张江:
    我擦!!wuli污 .妖王#费玉清#的最新段子来啦,朱丹都被说到脸红到了,秋名山老司机已上线[二哈]tRfGmhso
[I wipe!!!!! Wuli pollution. The lich king # # fei yu qings latest jokes come, by are said to blush with shame, autumn mountains old driver has launched two ha tRfGmhso]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

小野妹子学吐槽:
    有哪个歌手,你能无压力说出他她十首好歌?
[Which singer, can you tell him her ten good song without pressure?]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

思想聚焦:
    我们不肯探索自己本身的价值,我们过分看重他人在自己生命里的参与。于是,孤独不再美好,失去了他人,我们惶惑不安。

——三毛 《简单》

[We refuse to explore the value of their own, we disdainful of the participation of others in their life. So lonely no longer beautiful, lost to others, our confusion. < br > < br > - SAN MAO simple]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

同道大叔:
    双子座有一个好听的名字叫——米青八刀[doge]
[Gemini has a beautiful name - m green eight knife [doge]]

星座只是娱乐,理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系 邮箱:woshitongdao@shushujia.me

笑话:
    他叫Wyatt,一岁个月大。。。[心]tRfGmq
[His name is Wyatt, months old age... [heart] tRfGmq]

笑话菌,每日更新新鲜笑料!!! 合作投稿请私信。

娱扒菌:
    图:美国反对特朗普当选
图:韩国反对朴槿惠总统
图:日本漫展
图:中国春运
#每日娱扒菌#

[Graph the United States against elected trump < br > graph South Korea against President park geun-hye figure < br > < br > Japan diffuse map China travel < br > # # daily entertainment with bacteria]

资深电影,娱乐,综艺评论人!偶尔爆料,时常八卦!

新浪娱乐:
    【TOP义警选拔最终合格 将于明年年初入伍】义务警察第次选拔考试最终合格者名单日公布。韩国组合BIGBANG成员TOP通过选拔,成为了最终合格的人之一,并将以乐器特长兵身份入伍,时间大约在明年年初。#TOP#将成为BIGBANG中第一个入伍服役的成员→tRfGRn
[The TOP vigilantes to select qualified finally Early next year to army] obligations, the first time the police selection test finally qualified list released Wednesday. South Korea combination BIGBANG members TOP through selection, become one of the final qualified people, and will take the instrument specialty identity and time about at the beginning of next year. # TOP# will become the first in the BIGBANG members of the military service - > tRfGRn]

新浪娱乐

追风少年刘全有:
    向威商势力低头
[Bow to wei shang forces]

我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    #北京求助#【听说转发能帮这些人治病🙏】@茶水间网管-BiG波 :今早点多六号线潞城往呼家楼方向,这男的一直站在女孩儿身后,偶尔会靠在女孩身上,更恶心的是竟然舔女孩儿的头发。。。
[#北京求助#【听说转发能帮这些人治病🙏】@茶水间网管-BiG波 :今早点多六号线潞城往呼家楼方向,这男的一直站在女孩儿身后,偶尔会靠在女孩身上,更恶心的是竟然舔女孩儿的头发。。。]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

郭采洁:
    你問我
如同卵子
愛就這麼多
慢慢用好不好 久ㄧ點好不好
我說 我就要
我就要使盡力氣
把愛全部給你
哪怕明天死去或者
不再愛你
我的愛
也全部給的都是你
@苏芒 姐
妳如此美麗
女人所以成為女人

[You ask me < br > < br > love is so much like eggs < br > with good slowly Jessie long good < br > I said I will < br > < br > I will make all their force all the love to you < br > even if tomorrow dead or < br > < br > no longer love you I love < br > and are all give you < br > < br > @ Sue mans sister you so beautiful < br > woman become a woman]

small but potent 事务联系(nickshowbiz@qq)

秋田六千:
    柜台姐姐好懂哦XDDD
[The counter sister accessible oh XDDD]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

国民老岳父公:
    年少不知后腿贵,现在望凳空流泪,我!上不去,我!是酒鬼。#萌宠挑战#
[Young do not know your hind legs, now at stool empty tears, me!!!!!!! Couldnt get on, me!!!!!!! Is a drunkard. Familiar challenge # # ]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

拍照小技巧:
    新手小伙伴看过来![doge]老司机分钟带你入门单反摄影!想学单反,只要分钟就够了[赞]tRfZGNp
[Novice friend see come over! [doge] old driver minutes entry-level SLR photography with you! Want to learn the SLR, as long as the minutes is enough [who] tRfZGNp]

分享照片与拍摄技巧, 摄影初学教程、摄影观察与评论 ,让你在摄影道路上能够不断的成长。

我的前任是个极品:
    日本一网友买了一个皮卡丘挂饰,刚买回家就被这个小家伙霸占了,变成了自己的睡袋。[兔子]
[A Japanese friends bought a Pikachu hang adorn, just got home was this little guy commandeer, into the sleeping bag. [] rabbit]

我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!

痒气美少女:
    一句话证明你现在有多穷,一句话特么能形容的完吗[二哈]
[Prove how poor you are now a word, a word that can describe the? ,]

我就是我,颜 射 不一样的我!!广告合作QQ联系:

不二大叔说:
    你觉得最好吃的方便面(包括煮面),是哪个牌子的哪种口味?
[What do you think of the most delicious noodles (including cooking noodles), which brand of what kind of taste?]

微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。

新周刊:
    #这名耐心的医生火了#一位患上间歇性健忘症的老人,连续询问同一问题次,蒋医师每次都耐心回答,不愧是当地人心中的好大夫。[good][good]你们又遇过哪些耐心爆棚的好医生?欢迎留言分享。 tRfPLI
[# # the patient doctor fire an old man suffering from intermittent amnesia, asking the same question time in a row, Chiang physician patient answer every time, not the kui is a good doctor in the minds of the local. [good] [good] you met any good patience at the doctor? Welcome message to share. tRfPLI]

《新周刊》,“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”,创办于年月日,二十年猛进,已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱: neweeklyteam@

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国一主人无奈地表示,只是趁猫咪睡觉去了趟便利店,回来就这样抱着不松手了...别人家的老婆[拜拜] tRfGhUW .
[Island a master helplessly, said just before sleeping cat went to the convenience store, back so hold dont let go... Other peoples wife [bynum] tRfGhUW.]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

娱乐情报媛:
    哈哈哈#满满的套路#,以后室友叫你起床就这样回应他。。。[笑cry]cr:Onion__man tRfGmhsX
[Ha ha ha # # full routines, roommate causes you to wake up after this response to him... Cr [laughing cry] Onion__man tRfGmhsX]

新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦,接好了,憋烫着了~

我和表妹的极品事:
    艾玛,太搞笑啦!!岳云鹏,孙越的最新相声《买卖论》 ,全场大笑,神配 合啊,时间略长,马着慢慢看[哈哈]tRfycTHC
[Emma, too funny!! YueYunPeng, the suns latest crosstalk on sale, full-court laugh, god with us, time is a little long, horse slowly see [ha ha] tRfycTHC]

走着走着,你突然被爆菊了;爆着爆着,你突然笑了.....哈哈哈!合作Q

优酷:
    #娱乐大贱蝶# 【#成龙获奥斯卡终身成就奖#】恭喜大哥@成龙 成为首个获奥斯卡终身成就奖的华人!“年电影生涯,超过部电影,最终它是我的了!”领奖时,一身唐装的大哥讲述演艺道路的同时,不忘表示:“是她成就了我,中国,我的祖国。我自豪自己是中国人!”[赞]
[Big base adjustment # entertainment # # # chan lifetime achievement award Oscar 】 【 congratulations brother @ chan became the first Chinese academy lifetime achievement award! Year film career, more than film, finally it is mine! Award, a suit of tang suit eldest brother about stardom at the same time, dont forget to say is she made me, China, my motherland. I proud I am Chinese! [who]]

鞭鞭于白水:
    岁生日这一天,想跟大家掏掏心窝子。感恩所有,庆幸所有。[心]
[Birthday this day, tao tao bottom want to talk to everyone. Thanksgiving all, glad all. [heart]]

工作请联系邮箱:jingji@wanhetianyi 或经纪人的微博@四九城里撒野

生活大爆炸TBBT:
    【搞笑视频】川普入住白宫之后:tRfGuHI。这是川普去年做客SNL时的片段,当时川普的参选被很多人当成笑话看,而川普自己也在节目中一拨接一拨的自黑,他还拉来了自己的女儿伊万卡客串。本段剧情设定在川普当上总统年以后,ISIS,普京,墨西哥“长城”,天朝……全都被调侃了一遍!
[Trump funny video 】 【 after the White House tRfGuHI. This is last year trump a guest SNL fragments, trumps candidacy was a lot of people as a joke, but trump himself in the program of overwhelm the black, he to his daughter ivanka guest. This section since he became President in drama set in trump, ISIS, vladimir putin, Great Wall in Mexico, China... All the fun again!]

私信获取【资源】!Wei信【i_tbbt】。合作QQ联系:

马男波杰克Bojack:
    别遇到一点鸡毛蒜皮的事情就一蹶不振 你才多岁 怕什么困难无穷
[Dont meet a little frivolous things You didnt s Be afraid of any difficulties]

希望你不后悔认识我 也是真的快乐过

趣闻搞笑:
    卧槽,这个设计我给满分,不怕你骄傲[good][good][威武] tRfGmoAZ .
[Oh my god, I give out, the design is not afraid of you proud [good] [good] [power] tRfGmoAZ.]

最好玩最创意的新鲜事,网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频!

美妆小技巧:
    安利几款祛疤神器,不论是手术、烧烫伤、剖腹产、刮伤抓伤、痘印疤、肥胖纹、妊娠纹......都有效果,还在为疤痕消不掉烦恼吗?赶紧收走吧!
[Amway has a few remove scar artifact, whether surgery, burns, scratch scratch, blain to imprint, cesarean section scar, obesity, gestational lines... Have effect, still worry about scars disappear out? Hurriedly take!]

新浪最大的化妆技巧学习基地,记住:你若不美丽,内在给谁看!

日式冷吐槽:
    【日式冷吐槽】之互动冷吐槽:请配吐槽语~
[The interaction of Japanese cold jokes 】 【 cold jokes please ~ with ridicule language]

取材自bokete.jp, 有部分乱翻改编,欢迎随时吐槽、投稿~~

人民网:
    【[话筒]扩散:今晚去看超级月亮 年来最大!】今晚,夜空将现超级月亮奇观!时分,月亮与地球全年最近,最大月亮现身!时分,月亮达到满月!你知道吗?这次超级月亮,也是年来月亮最接近地球的一次,下次再想看这样的月亮,大约要再等年…今晚,想看的转!(央视)那时你多大?
[[[microphone] spread go to the super moon tonight for maximum!] Tonight, the sky will now super the moon wonders! , recently all the year round the moon with the earth, the biggest moon appeared! Night, the moon to full moon! Do you know? The super moon, also is in one of the most close to the earth, the moon next time you want to see the moon, about to wait another year... Tonight, want to see the turn! (CCTV) then how old are you?]

报道全球 传播中国

冷笑话精选:
    当一群短腿小柯基遇到大金毛……被萌得不要不要的[二哈]tRfGufL
[When a group of xiao ke short-legged encounter big golden retriever... Is dont dont of two ha tRfGufL]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

知呼酱:
    哪些礼仪是一个人必备的?
[What etiquette is indispensable for a man?]

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日本零君:
    昨天播出的NHK纪录片《不了神话 宫崎骏》,宫崎骏首次公开坦言希望回归长篇动画制作,新片计划耗时三年,于年完成。在纪录片中宫崎骏说:“与其什么都不做的死去,不如在制作中死去的好,做点什么总比惦记着动画死强。tRfGNWH
[NHK documentary broadcast yesterday the myth , hayao miyazaki hayao miyazaki admitted publicly for the first time hope to return to full-length animation, film plan three years, in the years to complete. In the documentary hayao miyazaki said die instead of doing nothing, not as good as die in production, do something is better than thinking of animation death. TRfGNWH]

日本动漫,日本娱乐,日本美食,日本美景,日本趣闻,图文转自网络,欢迎关注【零君】。

星扒皮:
    周杰伦在南通开演唱会和歌迷互动,这位幸运的歌迷和杰伦打赌:你的歌我都会唱,结果这位真爱粉把《红模仿》一字不差的唱了出来,厉害了我的南通大兄弟,赌赢杰伦这段经历可以吹牛比一辈子了吧,这一波确实[笑cry]tRfbyX
[Jays concert in nantong interact with the fans, the lucky fans and jay bet your song I can sing, it is the true love of the red imitation verbatim to sing out, much of my nantong big brothers, bet jay this experience can boast than the rest of my life, the wave [laugh cry] tRfbyX indeed]

公号:bapi

北美吐槽君:
    “男人们对颜值打分是不是有什么无误解?”
[The men what no misunderstanding for appearance grade level?]

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