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刘彦斌：
    我看了一下盘面：大概率是拉高出货行情！下午进一步观察盘势！ ​
[I look at the disk big probability is pump and quotation! On the afternoon of further observation dish potential! ​]

南方都市报：
    【刑拘！坐公交过站要求停车被拒 女乘客竟将整箱奶砸向司机】月日，北京路公交车，女乘客邓某称坐过站，要求停车。因已驶出站台，司机拒绝停车。邓某突然用手提的整箱牛奶砸向司机，使公交车偏离正常路线，与一小车发生剐蹭。目前，邓某已被刑拘。北京晚报tEwLpSQu ​
[【 detained! Bus parking station request was rejected Female passengers to smash 】 to the driver, the whole case milk, Beijing bus, female passengers a deng said sitting on station, parking requirements. Because has been out of the platform, the driver refused to stop. Deng a suddenly with a whole box of milk to hit to the driver, the bus deviates from the normal route, with a car incident. At present, deng has been detained. The Beijing evening news tEwLpSQu]

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冷笑话精选：
    妈！这个金箍也太粗了吧！ tEwxVEwg ​
[Mom! This gold hoop also too thick! tEwxVEwg]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #家人帮家人#@飞机上的大熊 ：“我想买台十万以内电动汽车，送给父亲开，要求续航以上吧，有没有不用等太久而且品质质量好的车型？感谢各位大神推荐” ​
[# @ # family help family on the plane bear I want to buy a within hundreds of electric cars, for father, requires more than life, have dont have to wait too long and the quality good quality models? Thank you for your great god]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #微博交通台#【[话筒]重庆公交车坠江原因曝光：乘客与司机激烈争执互殴致车辆失控】月日凌晨时分，公交公司早班车驾驶员冉某（男，岁，万州区人）离家上班，时分驾驶路公交车在起始站万达广场发车，沿路公交车路线正常行驶。事发时系冉某第趟发车。时分，乘客刘某在龙都广场四季花...全文： m.weibo ​


新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

青年时报：
    【天猫双官方爆款清单出炉，浙江人最舍得为吃花钱】昨晚，天猫双官方爆款清单正式发布，为这次购物狂欢节“划重点”。这份爆款清单包含件爆款商品，覆盖C数码、美妆洗护、食品保健等多个消费领域。天猫数据显示，浙江人今年最爱抢购生鲜食品，周黑鸭卤鸭锁骨、百草味混合果仁、嘉华鲜花饼等商...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 day cat double official detonation inventory, zhejiang having spent 】 the most willing to part with or use to eat last night, the day the cat double the official list released blasting, for this shopping carnival highlight. This listing contains a burst of paragraph goods, wash protect cover C digital, beauty makeup, food, health care, and other consumer sector. Tmall, according to data from zhejiang favorites this year to snap up fresh food and Zhou Black Duck halogen duck collarbone, grass bouquet taste mixed nuts, ka wah flowers cakes, such as... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    内容引起极度舒适[鼓掌]@新浪新闻 踹的好！干的漂亮！全体起立鼓掌！[鼓掌]
[Content extremely comfortable [applause.] @ sina news kick! Beautiful job! All stood up and applauded. [applause.]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌：
    回复@一起旅行[话筒]谁违法违规谁应该负全责，像交通事故损害赔偿法等保护弱者的法律应该修改，否则难以让全民拥有法律责任意识！@一起旅行霸座都是一个性质，执法者和稀泥导致素质一再突破底线的事一再发生，哎。
[Reply @ travel together [microphone] whoever violation should take full responsibility, such as traffic accident damage compensation law the law to protect the weak should be modified, otherwise difficult to let ownership legal responsibility! @ travel together bully is a nature, law enforcers repeatedly break the bottom line of quality caused by muddle, ah.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    转：总书记的表态让民营企业家们消除了后顾之忧。希望能借此东风，给私募基金在税收，业务准入，交易成本等给方面都提供公平的竞争环境[拳头] ​
[Turn general secretary said let private entrepreneurs to eliminate the trouble back at home. Hope to the east, to the private equity fund in tax, business access, transaction costs and so on to provide fair competition environment for both [fist]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【坐公交的正确姿势：男子错过站点抢夺方向盘 被另一乘客踹飞[鼓掌]】月日上午，湖南一辆开往长沙的客车上，一名男乘客因自己错过站点，让司机违规停车遭拒绝。该乘客恼怒之下，竟突然抢夺方向盘，差点导致车辆失控。其危险行径引起公愤，当即被同车另一乘客飞踹……tRuqBytI ​
[【 bus right posture man miss site grab the steering wheel By another passenger fly kick [applause.]] on Monday morning, on a bus to changsha, hunan province, a male passenger because miss his site, parking refused to let the driver. Under the passenger angry, unexpectedly suddenly grab the steering wheel, nearly caused the vehicle out of control. Its dangerous behavior caused outrage, was immediately with another passenger car fly kick... tRuqBytI]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博汽车：
    【注意！北京新的道路交通安全法已经实施】月日起，电动滑板车、平衡车、独轮车违法上路，违法者将面临扣留器械，处元罚款的处罚。 此外，行人在道路上使用滑板、滑轮、旱冰鞋等滑行工具的行为同样也是交通违法行为。 ​​​​
[【 note! Beijing new road traffic safety has been implemented] month date, electric scooter, balanced car, unicycle illegal on the road, the offenders will face held equipment, yuan fine punishment. In addition, pedestrians on the road use skateboards, roller, roller skates sliding tools such as behavior is also a traffic violation. ​​​​]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

优酷：
    @胡夏 倾情献唱#电视剧原来你还在这里# 片尾曲《勇气》，MV正式上线。勇气是生命万千轮回之溯源，而爱是世间一眼万年的等待。跟着苏韵锦@杨子姗 程铮@韩东君ElvisHan 在歌声里回忆青春。tEwMyp ​
[@ Hu Xia divas singing # # series originally you still here last song courage, MV is launched. Courage is the roots of myriad cycle of life, but love is in the world a glimpse of ten thousand years of waiting. Follow Su Yunjin @ Yang Zishan Cheng Zheng @ Han Dongjun ElvisHan recall the youth in the song. tEwMyp]

猫扑：
    【男子错过站点抢夺方向盘 被另一乘客踹飞！】月日湖南一辆开往长沙的客车上，男子因错过站点，让司机违规停车遭拒。该男子竟抢夺方向盘险致车辆失控。其行为引起公愤，被同车另一乘客飞踹！最终，该男子因危害公共安全被警方带走。对于这些不文明行为绝不姑息，更要防患未然！tRutvWu ​
[【 man miss site grab the steering wheel the other passengers may fly!] Month day on a bus to changsha in hunan province, the man was miss site, let the driver parking was rejected. The man should grab the steering wheel risks caused by the vehicle out of control. Its behavior caused outrage, with another passenger car fly kick. In the end, the man because of endangering public security was taken away by the police. Zero tolerance for these uncivilized behavior, more to be safe! tRutvWu]

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优酷：
    #完美的餐厅# 还有天就开播了！！！“完美四公子”@陈立农 @jjjustin @王子异 @尤长靖 邀请你这周日月日观看《完美的餐厅》，并…………一起………“嘶———考人生[偷笑]tEwMFMN ​
[# # perfect restaurant and day started!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect four childe @ li-nong Chen @ jjjustin @ prince different @ YouChangJing invite you this month day on Sunday to watch the perfect restaurant, and............ Together......... PSST - [laughing] tEwMFMN life test]