2018年11月17日星期六

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    感谢大家的支持和陪伴![爱你]@长发飘丶为榜姐小号打call!!!!@土匪匪榜姐三个号都是特别关注[污]
[Thanks for your support and accompany! [love] you @ long blanketed, trumpet playing call list for sister!!!!!!!!!! @ bandits bandits sister number three is a list of special attention [pollution]]

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但斌:
    [作揖]@blue-nile:月份放个小仓位去感受一下飞机坠入黑洞的感觉!惊险刺激!加减仓多空空多反复操作!幸运的是全身而出毫发无损!这次经历是近十年来最难忘最获益的!感谢但总的心历历程让我在黑夜里有盏灯指引前行的路![作揖][作揖]
[In [bowing] @ blue Nile put a losers to soak up the plane crashed into the black hole of feeling! Adventure! More empty scaling out repeatedly! Fortunately, the whole body out unscathed. The experience is one of the most memorable benefit in nearly a decade! Thank you but the heart through the course let me in the night there is a light guide the way forward! [bowing] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博时尚:
    @彭昱畅 出席第五十五届金马奖颁奖典礼暨星光大道,他身穿帅气西装亮相红毯,尽显少年英气,因主演作品《大象席地而坐》而入围本届金马奖最佳男主角,年青的彭彭,此番角逐金马,新鲜尝试,期待体尝电影的光亮~ ​
[@ Peng Yuchang To attend the th annual golden horse awards and avenue of stars, he appeared in a handsome suit red carpet, all show young heroic spirit, works as the elephant sit on the floor and shortlisted for the golden horse award best actor, the young pumbaa, that compete for the golden horse, fresh attempt, light ~ looking forward to taste the film]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

猫扑:
    【#快递小哥雨中大哭分钟# 快递被偷大吼“你叫我怎么办”[悲伤]】月日,上海一网友发布视频称楼下快递员冒雨送快递,一车快递被偷得所剩无几,雨中暴哭多分钟,大吼“你叫我怎么办”。随后,有位好心大爷上前安慰,帮小哥撑伞。快递小哥暴哭原因正在进一步核实中。 tEEgt ​​​
[【 # # Courier express little elder brother crying in the rain minutes stolen yell you call me how to do [sad]] month day, Shanghai a netizen posted video said downstairs Courier delivery, in the rain thin express a car was stolen, violence in the rain cry more minutes, yell you call me how to do. Then, uncle one kind to comfort, to help the little brother umbrellas. Express little elder brother cry reason is under further verification. tEEgt]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#父亲用擀面杖打死岁儿子#:判我死刑吧】一男子带着家人在西安打工,去年月因不满小儿子大半夜还在打游戏,多次提醒后情绪失控,找出两根擀面杖,朝儿子头部挥去,儿子经抢救无效死亡。月日,在西安中院的庭审中,嫌疑人落泪,称被判死刑才对得起亡儿和家人。tEvEo ​
[The year old son beat him to death with a rolling pin # # father sentenced me to death 】 a man with his family in xi an, last month because of dissatisfaction with the younger son also are playing the game, the big night after repeatedly remind mood out of control, find two rolling pin, head swung toward the son, the son after rescue invalid death. In xi an, then trial, suspects to tears, said was sentenced to death to live up to his deceased son and his family. tEvEo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    最后一班机飞往下一个城市 ​
[The last flight to the next city]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #广州车展# #Jeep自由光# 【焕然一新 广州车展解读Jeep自由光】新款Jeep自由光采用了全新的设计风格,取消了之前的分体式大灯,这样的外观是不是你喜欢的呢? tEcOcL ​
[# # # # guangzhou motor show Jeep liberty light [look brand-new Guangzhou auto show interpretation Jeep liberty 】 the new Jeep liberty light light adopted new design style, cancelled before the split type lamps, this appearance is you like? tEcOcL]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

知乎:
    @简单心理Uni :没有朋友,害怕交际,有社交恐惧症怎么办?👉tEcef ​
[@ simple psychological Uni without a friend, fear of communication, theres a social phobia? 👉tEcef ​]

发现更大的世界

但斌:
    这滑翔飞行好玩 tEcmbr ​
[This funny tEcmbr gliding flight]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #懂车了不起#【广州车展:前途K正式亮相】在月日开幕的#广州车展# 上,前途汽车携旗下纯电动超跑K亮相。前途K早在年上海车展亮相,采用了传统中置跑车的车身比例,该车百公里加速为.秒,是一款标准的跑车级别产品。新车于今年月日正式上市,共推出款车型,售价为.万元...全文: m.weibo ​
[Great # # understand car [K at the guangzhou auto show future] on June # # the opening of the guangzhou auto show, future car with its pure electric supercar K. Future K in the early years the Shanghai auto show debut, the use of the traditional sports car body in proportion, the car hundred kilometers acceleration for. Second, is a standard level of sports products. This new car is listed on (date) (month) (year), a total of launch model, priced at ten thousand yuan... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【因旁边坐了“胖子”,他把英航告了[衰]】英国乘客普罗瑟把英国航空公司告了,他称自己被旁边一名胖乘客“挤伤”了,因为他感觉到“肥胖乘客”的身体重量给其上半身施加了侧压力。普罗瑟这样形容他身边的那位乘客↓↓为此,他向英航索赔一万英镑>>tEcSB ​
[Down by the side of the [because fat, he sued ba [failure]] British passenger prosser Sue British airways, he said he was next to a fat passenger against, because he felt obese passengers body weight to his upper body on the side of the pressure. Prosser described his side of the passenger left left to do so, he put in a claim to ba ten thousand > > tEcSB]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

卢健生:
    名成利就的导演朱浩伟Jon Chu,非常孝顺,下星期北京首映,他请了爸爸妈妈一起出席。
[Names into the director Jon Chu Jon Chu, very filial piety, the premiere in Beijing next week, he asked the mom and dad to attend together.]

Z CAM, CEO

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【王思聪第二波抽奖开奖啦!中奖者还是女生多[doge]】为了继续庆祝IG夺冠,王思聪在首轮抽奖结束后,又宣布了第二轮的抽奖——抽手机壳送手机,开奖前,转发量已超两千万。但这次中奖者,还是女性多……没中奖的小伙伴也不用灰心,思聪抽奖共四波,看看中奖规则↓↓你还有机会>>tEcJNmD ​
[【 sicong a second wave of lottery lottery! Winner or a girl more [doge]] in order to continue to celebrate the IG, sicong at the end of the first round lucky draw, and announced the second round of the lottery -- smoke following to mobile phones, before the lottery, forwarding has more than twenty million. But the winners, and women more... Didnt win friend also need not lose heart, think our lucky draw four wave, left left you still have a chance to look at the winning rules > > tEcJNmD]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

平安北京:
    【学生退学后没钱花,竟然打起了学校的主意!】前不久,北京市通州一家学院的学生报警,上课时放在男生宿舍内的笔记本电脑突然不见了。监控录像显示,嫌疑人年纪不大,对学校的环境十分熟悉,侦查员怀疑此人很可能是这里的学生。tEzhaho ​
[The money after the students drop out of school to play up the schools idea!] Recently, the Beijing tongzhou a police college students, in the class in the boys dormitory laptop suddenly disappeared. Surveillance video shows that the suspect is young, the school environment is very familiar with, observers suspect this person is likely to be the students here. tEzhaho]

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BORGHESE-贝佳斯:
    我化妆护肤打扮不是为了你,而是为了取悦我自己。
今天,你取悦自己了吗? ​

[I dress makeup &skin care not for you, but to please myself. < br > today, do you please yourself? ​]

Borghese贝佳斯品牌源自意大利,品牌设计灵感及故事亦建基于此。二次世界大战之后,La Dolce Vita为意大利注入创意与活力,把意大利塑造成世界灵感摇篮。于“永恒之城”罗马居住的贝佳斯家族是意大利的名门望族,远至文艺复兴时期,贝佳斯家族在罗马已有极具影响力, 家族显赫包括公爵、皇子、皇族、政治家、教皇等位高权重的人物,于罗马向负盛名。当时意大利并未出现尊贵护肤品牌,所以贝佳斯皇妃(Princess Marcella Borghese)决定以意大利独一无二的天然资源 - 矿物温泉- 为建立护肤品牌的灵感源头,打造意大利成为顶尖美肤皇国。于六十多年的发展历程中,BORGHESE贝佳斯始终如一,致力贯彻推动天然健康美肤理念,倡导奢宠自我、探索质美生活,让现代女性在姣好的容颜中保持高贵精致的姿态。

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