预告今晚分互动题目：“说一件你小时候干过的，很沙雕很智障的事”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast points interactive topic tonight, said something you did when I was a child, a sand sculpture very retarded thing. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
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【#业余拳手秒KO太极大师#？当事人回应：没想到一拳就倒了[摊手]】近日，在一场搏击比赛中，一名业余自由搏击拳手仅用时秒，就一拳将“混元太极大师”KO。视频在网络热传后，该搏击选手称 ：他还是一名爱好搏击的在校学生，当天是搏击比赛的热场赛。听说对手是一名大师，没想到一拳就打倒了。...全文： m.weibo
[【 KO tai chi master # # amateur boxer second? The response that a boxing will fall down [stand hand]] recently, in a fight game, an amateur free combat fighter -seeded seconds, a punch to mix yuan tai chi master KO. Video after the heat transfer in the network, the fight player said he is also a hobby of fight in the school student, is martial arts hot in the day. Heard that rivals is a master, unexpectedly down a single blow. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
那就以此纪念吧
#斯坦李去世#
[To commemorate it for you < br > < br > # # Stan lees death]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
伟大的科学家，看样子攻克癌症就在不远的将来！向这群科学家致敬！[赞][赞][赞][作揖][作揖][作揖]
[The great scientist, it looks like conquering cancer in the near future! Salute to the scientists. [who] [who] [who] [bowing] [bowing] [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
好可爱鸭！@他只是个孩子啊哎呀！这也太可爱了吧[憧憬]@吃瓜少女芒果酱背影看起来好萌啊！@好物安利喵超凶哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@瓜组情报员哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈确定不是在照镜子吗
[Good lovely ducks! @ he is just a child oh! Its too cute! [hope] @ the melon girl mango paste back looks good ! @ good thing meow amway super fierce ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ melon group intelligence isnt sure the look in the mirror]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
【旬男子火车上多次亲岁“继女” 女孩：他差点亲到我嘴】月日，TI次列车上，躺在中铺的岁女孩先后次被岁“继父”常某亲吻面部，女孩称差点被亲到嘴，和母亲说了，但男子并不罢休，并多次摸女孩腿部，女孩被其行为吓哭。常某和女孩母亲并未正式结婚，报警后，他说只是对孩子喜爱，并表示孩...全文： m.weibo
[The ten-day man on the train many times close age stepdaughter girl he almost close to my mouth 】 month day, TI on the train, lying in the shop girl has time stepfather is often a kiss your face, at the age of the girl said is nearly close to the mouth, and his mother said, but man does not give up, and repeatedly touch girls legs, girls cry by his behavior. Often a girl and mother did not formally marry, report to the police, he says just love for children, and children... The full text m. eibo]
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【#海底捞男店员偷拍女厕# 被抓称：快结婚了】陕西咸阳人民路一家火锅店里，多岁的南女士和几个朋友吃火锅，中途起身前往火锅店外的洗手间。南女士突然发现门缝下面有一个人拿着手机正在往里偷拍，追出去发现偷拍的男子正是该火锅店的员工。被抓后该男子承认自己拍了秒。tEApFPC
[【 # # haidilao male clerk took the ladys caught said fast married 】 a hotpot restaurant in shaanxi xianyang renmin road, south of many years old lady with a few friends to eat hot pot, halfway up to hotpot restaurant outside the bathroom. South lady suddenly found under the door there was a man holding a mobile phone is in secret, chased out found that man is the proliferation of hotpot restaurant staff. Arrested the man admitted that he took after seconds. tEApFPC]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
剁手日过去的第二天，大家快递收到了几个鸭。在过去的个小时里，你们期待着拆快递，本喵呢就随意看看你们都买了啥，结果真是很多小惊喜呢[偷笑]想不想看看和你一样的小伙伴都在买什么[思考]快点戳👉tEAKNYP，全民购(剁)物(手)图鉴在此，官方揭密#天猫双#你剁手吃土背后的真相！
[Cut his hand, the second day of the past, people express received several ducks. 在过去的个小时里，你们期待着拆快递，本喵呢就随意看看你们都买了啥，结果真是很多小惊喜呢[偷笑]想不想看看和你一样的小伙伴都在买什么[思考]快点戳👉tEAKNYP，全民购(剁)物(手)图鉴在此，官方揭密#天猫双#你剁手吃土背后的真相！ ]
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@赵薇北京影迷会#赵薇[超话]# 随美薇一同感受时尚与电影融合[心]
[@ # zhao wei zhao wei Beijing fans club [ultra words] # to feel the fashion and film with the eu integration [heart]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
暖秋橘色系——街头少女妆 get
[Warm autumn orange department - street girls get makeup]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
今晚出席金马影展HTC VR酒会，我带去现场的这套组合：阿童木Ninja V + @ZCAM E，很可能是目前市场上最强悍最微型的电影机组合，不服来战！ tRyhlTGk
[Attend the golden horse film festival HTC VR cocktail party tonight, I brought to the scene of the combination astro boy Ninja V + @ ZCAM E, is likely to be on the market at present the most powerful miniature motion-picture machine combination, refuses to fight! tRyhlTGk]
Z CAM, CEO
#汽车锦鲤#男性=垃圾用户？NO！！！@新浪汽车 用最近做的#广州车展#送门票的活动真实数据告诉你：本次活动人中奖者中有位男性，位女性，男女比例为：！所以无关乎男女，#汽车锦鲤#放心转啦~ →_→ tEASWvM
[# # car brocade carp men = spam? NO!!!!!! @ sina car made of recent # # guangzhou auto show to send tickets to the activities of the real data to tell you the event winners in a male, female, male to female ratio is! So it is not about men and women, # # auto brocade carp turn ~ - _ - tEASWvM rest assured]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
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[# # share a cool day blasting club head nasty little brother # li-nong Chen [ultra words] #, # didnt work out the change at a draught, thanks to jia Huang Minghao [ultra words] # timely support ~ [] are not simple small make up all want to buy a computer ~ farmers sugar are about that ~ [laugh] [laugh]]
#家家用车养车##特斯拉[超话]#【不止是最贵游戏机！特斯拉.系统体验】家家知道，有不少人对特斯拉推送的中国版.系统很感兴趣。多半是想看“打游戏”的~今天就带大家来抢先体验一把！我们发现，从界面到操作逻辑，从新地图到新功能，本次特斯拉.系统的升级可谓是全面而有针对性的。也能感受到他们...全文： m.weibo
[# # # every car maintain a tesla [ultra words] # (not just the most expensive game! Tesla. System experience all know, a lot of people on the Chinese version of tesla push. Very interested in system. Mostly want to see play games ~ will take you to experience a today! We found that from the interface to the logic operation, the new map to the new features, the tesla. Upgrades is comprehensive and targeted. Also can feel them... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
【男子睡卧铺被大叔猥亵 大叔两个多月没有见到妻子和女儿[费解]】见对铺的男子江某温文尔雅，且睡得正香，岁辽宁籍男子钟某酒后乘坐卧铺，将手伸向江某下体。江某被摸醒后十分愤怒，拉住钟某并坚决拒绝现金赔偿。据钟某供述，其常年在外工作，已经有两个多月没有见到妻子和女儿了，心中倍感寂寞。见...全文： m.weibo
[The man is sleeping berth uncle obscene Uncle more than two months not to see his wife and daughter [difficult]] for the spread of man jiang an urbane, and sleep is sweet, liaoning membership at the age of men zhong mou drunk on a sleeper, reach out her hand to the rivers nakedness. Jiang is touched woke up very angry, took zhong mou and resolutely refused to cash compensation. According to the zhong mou of confession, the perennial work outside, there have been more than two months not seen his wife and daughter, feel lonely in my heart. See... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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