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微博搞笑排行榜：
    大家早啊 ​
[Everybody early!]

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小米MIX：
    恭喜@云在青天水在瓶--凝杉 名用户获得【小米MIX S】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEAWTk
[Congratulations to @ cloud in the blue water in the bottle, coagulate Chinese fir user MIX S 】 【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEAWTk]

在未知的大门前，愿我们都是好奇的孩子。小米MIX，去探索。

小米MIX：
    恭喜@陌小薰的海角 名用户获得【小米MIXS翡翠艺术版】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEAWlbXd
[Congratulations @ devoted to small of the cape users get version 】 【 millet MIXS jade art. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEAWlbXd]

在未知的大门前，愿我们都是好奇的孩子。小米MIX，去探索。

天猫：
    【马云张勇感谢所有双创造者：共同创造奇迹】
亿，新的记录，年天猫双正式收关。
在双正式揭幕前，阿里巴巴集团董事局主席马云和CEO张勇反复致谢，感谢所有双创造者，共同创造奇迹。
在天猫双晚会现场，马云用一条视频向十年来所有参与过、创造过天猫双的人们致谢，并祝愿全世界的...全文： m.weibo ​
[[ma zhang yong thank all double creator common miracle 】 < br >, new records, official Tmall double closed shut. < br > in double before the official opening, alibaba group chairman jack ma and CEO zhang again and again thank you, thank you for all pairs of creators, together create a miracle. < br > in Tmall double the party scene, Ma Yunyong a video to a decade to pass all involved in, creating a cat double people thank you, and wish all over the world... The full text m. eibo]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

天猫：
    @支付宝 你说斗图？？？ ​
[@ alipay Dou figure, you say??????? ​]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

小米MIX：
    恭喜@我想在你身边吖 名用户获得【小米MIX S】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEAWOGla
[Congratulations @ I want to be by your side around user MIX S 】 【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEAWOGla]

在未知的大门前，愿我们都是好奇的孩子。小米MIX，去探索。

优酷：
    #天猫双#精彩继续，优酷来了，接棒！别犹豫，赶快领取你的会员福利，优酷独播热剧看起来【今儿个上优酷，兑换惊喜双周边抽取最高元红包】@饿了么精彩继续，饿了么来了，接棒！@飞猪#天猫双#精彩继续，飞猪来了，接棒！   
[Double # # Tmall continue, youku, pick up sticks! Dont hesitate, hurry to get your membership benefits, youku looks run in hot play [on youku today, exchange the surprise up yuan red envelope surrounding the double 】 @ hungry? Continue, hungry? Come and pick up! Double # # @ flying pigs Tmall continue, flying pigs, pick up!   ]

南方都市报：
    年月日至月日，京东.全球好物节累计下单金额超亿，再次创造新的纪录。🎉🎉🎉 ​
[(date) (month) (year) to June , jingdong. Global good day total order amount chaoyi, create new record again. 🎉🎉🎉 ​]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

尼尼刀刀：
    的确，爱和所有能力都无关，只和我们被爱的能力有关 tEAWSmo ​
[Indeed, love has nothing to do with all the power, and our ability to be loved only tEAWSmo concerned]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^

小米MIX：
    恭喜@一梦之南柯 名用户获得【小米MIXS】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEAWSYP
[Congratulations to @ dream south of ke Users get MIXS 】 【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEAWSYP]

在未知的大门前，愿我们都是好奇的孩子。小米MIX，去探索。

天猫：
    #天猫双#精彩在继续，为了感谢亲们对双的支持，我们召集了@飞猪 @饿了么 @优酷 @口碑 @大麦网 @淘票票 @虾米音乐 给会员们送上感恩大礼，上手机淘宝或者天猫搜索“再见双”，尊贵的会员更有惊喜哦！ ​
[Double # # Tmall wonderful on, for all the support that dear friends to double, we gathered the @ flying pigs @ hungry? @ @ barley youku @ word-of-mouth network @ tao polarizer @ shrimp music to members on Thanksgiving gift, cell phone on taobao or Tmall search goodbye, honourable members have more surprise! ​]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

新浪新闻客户端：
    【天猫双收官：亿成交额破记录！】天猫双落下帷幕。今年天猫双的最终成交额锁定在亿元，首次突破亿大关。各位剁手党们都早点洗洗睡吧！明早还要搬砖还花呗呢[doge] tEAWXTVK ​
[【 Tmall double MSC million fetched a record! Tmall double ended. Tmall double this years final volume locking is in one hundred million yuan, for the first time the million mark. All the shopaholic wash sleep early! Tomorrow morning will move brick also spend bai doge tEAWXTVK]

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优酷：
    #双狂欢夜# 设好闹钟上午点！明天上午朱一龙人偶，张杰签名，吴谨言签名，帝皇蜂姿精华液，还有各种金饰任你抢！优酷反场活动，记得设置闹钟！还能抽红包！点击查看更多哦tEzCxl ​
[Double carnival night # # set the alarm clock in the morning! Tomorrow morning Zhu Yilong doll, zhang jies signature, Wu Jin signature, but the emperor bee essence of appearance, along with a variety of gold jewellery you rob! Youku event, remember to set the alarm clock! Can also take out red envelopes! Click to view more oh tEzCxl]

南方都市报：
    恭喜@丽梅May 等名用户获得【琥珀相机】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEAWitD
[Congratulations to @ li mei May user so as to obtain camera 】 【 amber. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEAWitD]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

ZAKER：
    【收官！天猫“双十一”成交总额为.亿元】 双十一收官！天猫双十一全球狂欢节成交额最终定格在亿！较去年亿元的记录增长近%。 tEASfcIZ ​
[The MSC! Tmall double a clinch a deal amount for. One hundred million yuan 】 a MSC double tenth! Tmall double tenth final amount on a global carnival in $!!! From last years record one hundred million yuan rose nearly %. tEASfcIZ]

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