老规矩，点赞就行，抽两位平分。
[Old rule, point line, two split. ]
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不都…一样……吗？@万事屋纸纸酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我fong了！！都是一个红色吗[允悲]@文科班校花酱dbq..我要看瞎了[允悲]@我的父母是个奇葩dbq...我分不出来@吃不胖的小都挺好看的，就是要我我也分不出来[二哈]@黄濑濑濑濑这...这不都一样吗[拜拜]
[Not all... The same... ? @ all the house of paper paper jam ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I fong!! Is a red? [allow sad] @ liberal arts class beauty queen sauce DBQ.. I want to see blind [allow sad] @ my parents is a wonderful work DBQ... I cant come out of the @ eat not fat little all look good, is to me and I also points out two ha] [@ dalai dalai dalai dalai the huang... Its not all the same, please [bynum]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
万一中了。。。@天才小熊猫千万不要随意转发，万一中了………[喵喵]@来去之间[挖鼻]@曹增辉转发参与一下[哈哈][哈哈]
[Than one... @ genius baby pandas dont forward at will, than one...... [meow] @ come between [dig nose] @ Cao Zenghui forward to participate in the [ha ha] (ha ha)]
Z CAM, CEO
曝光了我的饭堂#香港特区·石記廚房[地点]# ，连石记厨房老板也曝光了，我也出镜了！[哈哈]
[Exposed my dining hall # the Hong Kong SAR, stone kitchen [place] #, even the stone kitchen boss also exposes, Im out! [ha ha]]
Z CAM, CEO
【手指被卡，岁#萌娃边哭边给消防员打call#：呜呜呜…加油！[允悲]】“呜呜…加油！要扶着！啊～不哭！”月日，湖北仙桃一岁萌娃手指不慎手被卡摩托车车缝中，消防员“营救手指”时，萌娃一边哭得很悲伤，一边不忘给消防员加油，对消防员提出的要求，还指挥家人要用手扶一下！几分钟后，小朋友手...全文： m.weibo
[# of finger stuck, years old baby crying while gave firefighters call# meowed... come on! [allow sad]] blare... Come on! Want to hold! Ah ~ dont cry! Xiantao, hubei one of her fingers accidentally hand stuck motorcycle sewing, firefighters finger rescue, she cried very sad, and dont forget to firefighters, the demands for firefighters, command family to also use walking! After a few minutes, children hand... The full text m. eibo]
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[A wave of open something new, male master you are creature clock shen hui! Narcissists why have so many gifts to help them? All by this magic box # jingdong this polite # big brand, two major product category product content linkage, gifts to make good, youre not alone month, good you come and open the jingdong app search this box and polite, direct standing inside the venue, good cant stop! tEwcvA]
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谁说胖子不能成大事？平时欢乐源泉，靠谱专情，看《功夫熊猫》你还会知道，人耐打抗造，联名衣物更萌酷爆棚[摊手]@度儿童 &功夫熊猫全新合作款限量礼盒上市，穿上它，你家宝贝就是街上最靓的仔妞！福利通道tEwhvQ 先走一波，看欧气锁定你没[喵喵]#度儿童和功夫熊猫顽出界#
[Who said the fat man cant achieve great things? Delight at ordinary times, on the devoted, see the kung fu panda, you will also know that people made resistant, resistant clothing in the joint of cool roof [stand hand] @ degrees children & kung fu panda new cooperation limited gift box, put it on, your child is of the most beautiful girl in the street! Welfare channel tEwhvQ go first a wave, see the air lock you didnt [meow] out of children and kung fu panda dense # # degrees]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
【岁失业男子火车站搭讪大妈 偷钱只为讨女友开心】日前，杜阿姨在上海南站留宿时行李被盗，箱子里有多元，警方将岁嫌疑男子抓获。经查，男子因失业刚交的女友对他颇有微词。案发当晚，他独自一人来到南站，看到杜阿姨也是一人，于是主动搭讪，两人聊得很投机。然而当发现杜阿姨行李箱里有不少...全文： m.weibo
[The unemployed man at the age of railway station pick-up Boyle steal money just to please his girlfriend happy 】 recently, du aunt in Shanghai south railway station stay luggage were stolen, when the box there are diverse, the police will be old man arrested suspects. As man because of unemployment had just handed in his girlfriend to him. The night of the crime, he alone came to the station, see du aunt also is a person, so take the initiative to strike up a conversation, two people chat very speculative. Yet when find aunt du luggage has a lot of... The full text m. eibo]
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【长沙交警大楼挂创收一个亿横幅 回应：系乌龙，横幅已撤】月日，长沙交警支队环城管理大队三中队的办公楼前，一条“冲刺.亿目标任务”的横幅引发热议。随后，长沙环路建设开发有限公司机场路分公司回应称，横幅系该公司制作，一楼只是租给三中队的办公场地。tEwUeqFE
[【 hang changsha traffic police building earned a $banner response oolong, banner has been removed from 】 month day, traffic police detachment of changsha city management group, three squadron office before a sprint. Billion target tasks banners triggered heated debate. Subsequently, changsha loop construction development co., LTD. Northing new branch responded that banner is the companys production, lease the first floor is only three squadrons of office space. tEwUeqFE]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
云南白药拟亿元吸收合并白药控股 白药控股将实现整体上市 _ 东方财富网 tEwVPAi
[Yunnan baiyao quasi absorption merger baiyao holdings of $one hundred million Baiyao holdings will implement the overall listing _ tEwVPAi Oriental wealth network]
说想就想[doge]
[Say to want to [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
中山女店主睡醒一睁眼，就看到有条蛇挂在头顶发出“嘶嘶”声[衰]
[Zhongshan female owner awake eyes, he saw a snake hanging on the top of the head a hiss sound [failure]]
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[Cost-effective ultra-high sneakers recommended, see if there are any oh ~ is your food]
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#家家试驾评测##广汽传祺GS#【颜值在线 试驾全新广汽传祺GS .T】在今年的巴黎车展上，广汽传祺全新GS正式发布，也说明广汽传祺对其全新GS有着巨大的信心，作为其品牌首款SUV的换代车型，GS采用了全新的设计，从外观到内饰可谓焕然一新。同时搭载了广汽最新的.T发动机。上市后直指国内竞争最为...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # gac and kei GS# 【 appearance level online test-drive new gac and kei GS. T 】 in this years Paris motor show, gac kei new GS release, also suggests that transmit the gac kei confidence in its new GS has a huge, as its brand the first SUV models, GS used the brand-new design, from the exterior to the interior has taken on a new look. And carry the gac latest. T engine. Listed at domestic competition after the most... The full text m. eibo]
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