冷笑话精选:
我是个没有感情的王企鹅,谁敢惹我! tEwFXEEk
[Im not the feelings of king penguins, who dare to mess with me!!!!!!! tEwFXEEk]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
平安北京:
【盗网站用户信息牟利百万 三犯罪团伙人“一锅端”】入侵教育公司网站,盗取会员信息,以打电话或发短信的方式进行推销,获利百万余元。近日,海淀警方破获一起盗取用户信息非法牟利的案件,打掉三个团伙,抓获涉案人员名,刑事拘留人。
年月日,北京某在线教育公司到海淀分局警务支援大队...全文: m.weibo
[The thief site user information to profit thousand criminal gangs ones who invaded education website, steal the membership information, call or send text messages. For sales, profit more than millions of dollars. Recently, haidian police uncovered a case to steal user information illegal profit, knock three gangs, arrested suspects, criminal detention. < br > (date) (month) (year), Beijing, an online education company to haidian sub-bureau police support team... The full text m. eibo]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#@有梦想的人不睡觉啊I:“我的购车预算在落地万。想入手一台合资车,轿车和SUV都行,本人岁希望外观帅气一点,后期维护便宜些,大家有什么好的推荐么,感谢!”
[# @ # family help family dont sleep I have a dream my car budget in the ground. Want to start a joint venture car, cars and suvs are good, my age that I wish to look handsome, later period maintenance is cheaper, you have any good recommend, thank you! ]
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优酷:
#双狂欢夜# #红蓝对抗#还有天开战,红蓝扎心五连击第二击,买买买的时候发现还差块钱就能满减,这时候你会?打开优酷APP也能参与答题赢取金币哦~
[Double carnival night # # # # red blue against and days of war, red and blue heart five combo second strike, buy buy buy found short of dollars can be full, will you? Open the youtube APP can also participate in the answer to win gold oh ~]
猫扑:
【吴亦凡新专辑美区下架 A妹点赞diss刷榜微博[吃瓜]】今日吴亦凡新专辑在itunes美区下架,有网友发现A妹点赞了diss吴亦凡刷榜的文章。她的经纪人也发文庆祝A妹新单《Thank U,Next》登顶了美区iTunes 。月日A妹发行新歌,北美榜单的榜首却始终被吴亦凡的新歌霸占。有美国网友在社交媒体和音乐论坛...全文: m.weibo
[[wu queer new album beauty area from the shelves A younger sister thumb up diss brush list weibo [eat the melon]] today wu queer new album on itunes beauty area from the shelves, some netizens found A younger sister thumb up the diss queer wu brush list. Her agent even celebrate A new single sister Thank U, Next govinda iTunes beauty area. Date A younger sister to issue new song, the top of the list of the north American has always been queer wus new song. A American netizens in social media and music BBS... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报:
【岁小伙一年来夜夜尿床,和他每晚睡觉都打呼有关……】最近一年来,有件事一直闷在小杨(化名)的心头:今年岁的他,有一个岁孩子,但孩子都已经不再尿床了,自己却从一年前开始,每天晚上都会尿床……tEwFiIa
[【 years old guy for a year and night wetting the bed, and he every night sleep snoring... In recent year, one thing has been smouldering in xiao Yang (a pseudonym) heart this year at the age of him, there is a age of children, but children are no longer wetting the bed, is starting from a year ago, to wet the bed every night... tEwFiIa]
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微博时尚:
#维多利亚的秘密秀# #菊姐闯维密# 不去做等待救赎的弱者,为自己发声,让自己成为这世界独一无二的能量。这就是@王菊 和她的#维me时代#。
王菊Fashion Film #UpMe#正式上线!@微博时尚 @腾讯视频 @腾讯时尚 将于月日携手菊姐正式亮相#维密秀# ,敬请期待! tEwFJlz
[# # # chrysanthemum sister Victorias secret show through d # do not waiting for the redemption of the weak, speak for themselves, let oneself become this world unique energy. This is @ Wang Ju and her # # d the me age. < br > Wang Ju Fashion Film # UpMe# is launched! @ @ tencent weibo fashion video @ tencent fashion will officially be unveiled on February nd hand in hand to chrysanthemum sister # # d secret show, please look! tEwFJlz]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
新浪新闻客户端:
【#幼儿园孩子被老鼠咬伤# 官方:已成立调查组】月日中午,合肥东海幼儿园一小朋友在午睡时手指被老鼠咬伤,监控视频记录下这一幕↓↓随后老师发现后将孩子送往医院检查,并注射了干扰素和狂犬疫苗,目前幼儿园家长情绪稳定,合肥经开区已成立调查组,更多细节>>tEwFMuH
[[official # # the kindergarten children bite by the rat has been established for investigation] month day at noon, hefei in the east China sea a kindergarten finger was bitten by mice when siesta, monitor video to record the scene left left then the teacher found that after the child to hospital inspection, and an injection of interferon and wild dog vaccine, the kindergarten parents emotional stability, hefei development zone has been established for investigation, more details > > tEwFMuH]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【两男子#街头争执互吐口水# 三个回合后各自离开[费解][费解][费解]】月日,辽宁抚顺街头一男子与的哥发生争执,两人不顾车流指着鼻子对骂↓↓令人没有想到的是,到最后两人竟面对面互喷口水,坚决不发生肢体冲突。三个回合后,两人各自上车离开,现场↓↓这是什么操作???tEwFIHEk
[The two men # # street fight each other spit three rounds after their leave [difficult] [difficult] [difficult]] month day, liaoning fushun street a man and his brother a dispute, two people disregard traffic to yell left left did not think of, to the last two people spit to each other face to face, never happened. After three rounds, respectively on two people left, the left left what operation is it??????? tEwFIHEk]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
因为年轻,#也不一定#的美好可能还有太多[爱你] @汽车之家 & @贝壳租房 为你携手带来暖冬小礼物,为你不一定的人生带来更多美好的可能![心] 转发微博@ 位好友,就有机会获得美好生活礼盒份,奖品共份哦~
[Because young, # # is not good may have too much love you [] @ home of auto & @ shells rent bring warm winter small gift for you hand in hand, for you can not necessarily bring more wonderful life! [heart] forwarding microblogging @ friend, gift box will have the opportunity to get a better life, the prize is in ~]
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冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈哈哈xswl@买买丫嘟哈哈哈哈哈哈怎么这么搞笑[笑cry]@Aurora_真特么骚哈哈哈哈哈哈@街友了了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈神经病@陈星星CRL:鸡:我不要面子的么
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha XSWL @ buy ya du ha ha ha ha ha ha how so funny [laugh cry] @ Aurora_ gent, yao SAO friends make it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ street haha neuropathy @ xing-xing Chen CRL chicken I dont want to face]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
微博汽车:
#车评精选# 四川轿顶山山顶观景平台之行,羡慕兄弟情!
[Review selected # # car trip to the car roof hill observation platform in sichuan, envy brotherhood!]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
新浪汽车:
【#广州车展#谁能一“粤”变身#汽车锦鲤#?[憧憬]】各部门注意,汽车圈豪华顶配级#汽车锦鲤#大奖活动,重磅上线!月日至月日,@新浪汽车 联合多家金主一起寻找幸运到发光的车圈信小呆,Ta将一人获得以下全部奖品!!![并不简单]
擦亮你的大眼睛,锁定这条最肥“汽车锦鲤”↓
【奖品清单...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # guangzhou auto show who can change a yue brocade carp # # car? [hope]] departments attention, luxury cars circle top grade with koi # # cars, blockbuster online! Day, month to month @ sina car joint several gold main together looking for lucky to shine rim stay small, Ta get a man to all the following prizes!!!!!!!!!!! [] are not simple < br > to polish your big eyes, locking the most fat car brocade carp left < br > 【 prize list.. m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【锤子被赞中国苹果 罗永浩:我想骂人】月日,在锤子科技的新品发布会上,罗永浩@罗永浩 展示外界对锤子手机的好评,当读到“在交互上是中国的苹果时”,他说,如果是乔布斯时代的苹果,他感谢这样的评价,如果是现在苹果,为了得体,他不方便多讲。tEwgJNZ
[The hammer was praised Chinas apple Mr Luo I want to call names] month day, in the hammer technology new conference, Mr Luo @ Mr Luo cell phone display outside of a hammer, when read is one of Chinas apple on interaction, he said, if it is the era of Steve jobs apple, he thanks to such evaluation, if apple now, in order to properly, he is not convenient to talk. tEwgJNZ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家:
当古镇遇上互联网,当数据遇上新能源。
看大数据如何表现用户真实需求?
新能源汽车行业的未来又将会如何?
月日,《汽车之家新能源汽车消费洞察蓝皮书》与您相约乌镇!
[When the ancient town in the Internet, when the data in the new energy. < br > see how big data show the real demand? < br > the future of the new energy automotive industry will be how? < br > month, the home of car of new energy automobile consumption. Blue insight into wuzhen with you! ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
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