冷笑话精选:
最右笑skr人了[笑cry]@别是个沙雕吧哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我要笑死了 今天的快乐源泉也是王校长输出的@王思聪:你死了@刘雯雯c:图片评论 tEwWWeEM
[The right smile SKR person [laugh cry] @ dont is a sand sculpture! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I want to smile dead today happy source is also the principal output @ sicong wang youre dead @ wen-wen liu c comment tEwWWeEM picture]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小浪同学爱吐槽:
老婆??什么时候结的婚??
[Wife?? When married??]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
当当李国庆:
感谢中国书刊发行协会举办改革开放年,向人致敬活动。我荣获被致敬人物,除了我为行业民营企业一视同仁发展奔走呼号外,更多是褒奖当当年取得的成就。而当当的成就是团队作战的结果。俞渝,阚敏,陈立均,海涛,张玲,汪韵,薛刚,刘宇,张云,李娟娟,狄明,李铮们平均在当当奋斗年以上。还有...全文: m.weibo
[Thanks for Chinas publishing association held in reform and opening up, hail to the people. I was awarded by people pay tribute to, in addition to me for the industry development of private enterprise equally campaigning, is more rewarding when the achievements of the year. While dangdang achievements are the results of the operations team. -- who, KanMin Chen Lijun, waves, zhang ling, Wang Yun, Xue Gang, sessions, zhang yun, juan-juan li, DiMing, an average in dangdang struggle years. And... The full text m. eibo]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
ZAKER:
【俄罗斯飞往三亚的飞机因故障紧急迫降 无人员伤亡】 俄罗斯一开往三亚客机前挡玻璃现裂痕,成功迫降克拉斯诺亚尔斯克机场,无人员伤亡;在降落前飞机盘旋小时减轻自重。 tEwjAuPR
[【 Russia fly to sanya plane made an emergency landing because of malfunction, no casualties 】 a Russian passenger plane to sanya front glass cracks, crash-landed krasnoyarsk airport, no casualties; Reduce the weight of the plane circled hours before landing. tEwjAuPR]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
平安北京:
【不容亵渎!民警因公牺牲,男子竟留言辱骂:只是想引起关注[怒]】月日,黑龙江穆棱。民警处理盗窃案件返回途中遇车祸殉职,公安部门微信公众号发消息后,男子王某竟留言辱骂民警。王某被抓后称,写这些言论只为引起别人关注。王某因涉嫌寻衅滋事被行政拘留。tEwjAEo
[The sacrifice, the not blasphemy! Police man abuse message just want to concern [anger]] month day, heilongjiang MuLeng. Police handling theft case back in traffic accident died on the way, the public security department number WeChat public hair message, man wang mou message abusive policeman. After he was caught, according to write the comments for others attention. Wang mou on suspicion of stir-up-trouble by administrative detention. tEwjAEo]
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优酷:
今天也是元气满满喔~ #完美的餐厅# 结束了第一天的营业,短暂休整之后迎来了@jjjustin @王子异 的Rap battle!!这首“做早操”你会给几个Pass呢~
tEwjAvrk
[Today also is brimming with vigour oh ~ # # perfect restaurant over the first day of business, after a short break in the @ jjjustin @ the prince of Rap battle!! This first to do morning exercises will you give a few Pass. < br > tEwjAvrk]
优酷:
#挑战吧太空# 听说你们都在担心太空C计划志愿者们的饮食问题?不要怕,来看看专家们带来的太空食品吧,从调味品再到奶酪蛋糕,如此丰盛的太空餐真是让人感觉良好呢[色]tEwNRh
[# # the challenges space Ive heard that you are worried about space plan C volunteers diet? Dont be afraid to look at experts bring space food, from condiments to cheese cake, meal is such a big space to make people feel good? [color] tEwNRh]
猫扑:
【年级学生迟到分钟被班主任罚蹲天 妈妈不淡定了】太原市的张女士说,岁的女儿在太原市尖草坪区解放北路小学上小学四年级。最近几天,乐乐(化名)总是说自己腰疼。仔细一问,这当妈的心里瞬间不淡定了……张女士说,月号早上,乐乐在预备铃响后分钟才进了教室,恰好被班主任杨老师发现了。据...全文: m.weibo
[【 graders minutes was the head teacher punished squats days late Mother not calm 】 of taiyuan city, says Ms. Zhang old daughter lawn area in taiyuan city tip grade in primary school grade four of the liberation of north road. In recent days, le le (a pseudonym) always said his back pain. Carefully, this moment when mom heart not calm... Ms zhang said, in the morning, lele after the preparation bell minutes into the classroom, happens to be found by the teacher in charge teacher Yang. According to the... The full text m. eibo]
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小S:
有其母必有其女!烤肉烤到一半下起毛毛雨,我媽她~真的很幽默
[Like mother, like daughter! Barbecue grill to half a drizzle came down, my mom ~ she really is very humor]
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谢娜:
🧘♀️瑜伽之后的拉伸,功力基本快恢复啦[太阳]
[🧘♀️瑜伽之后的拉伸,功力基本快恢复啦[太阳] ]
太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!
新浪新闻客户端:
[泪][泪][泪]
[[tears] [tears] [tears]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
青年时报:
【连问遍确认对方不记得苹果ID,男子放心偷走了朋友的手机[拜拜]】事发南京,小周酒后发现苹果手机丢了。朋友李某出主意用ID给手机定位,连问遍账号,小周都没回忆起来。最终小周找到账号,却发现手机定位在李某的公司!经审讯,李某承认一时冲动偷了手机,连问几遍账号,是为了改掉密码,隐藏定位。...全文: m.weibo
[【 even asking to confirm each other cant remember the apple ID, man assured stole his friends phone [bynum]], the nanjing Chou drunk found apple mobile phone is lost. Friend li mou ideas with ID for mobile positioning, even asking account, Chou didnt recall. Chou finally find account, found that mobile phone positioning in li mou company! After the interrogation, li mou admitted on impulse had stolen phones, ask account several times, is to change the password, hidden location. ... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#火星情报局# 马上期中考了耶!酷酷墙裂建议各位化学老师课堂教学@刘维-Julius 的这首化学电音元素周期表rap,魔性洗脑让人过耳不忘,目测考试及格率能提升一大半[doge]
tEwiTRkT
[# # Mars cia immediately midterm exam! Cool wall crack suggest you @ liouvilles chemistry teacher classroom teaching - Julius chemical electronic music rap periodic table, the first ones brainwashed to ear does not forget, more than half of visual examination pass rate can promote [doge] < br > tEwiTRkT]
新浪汽车:
#汽车图赏# 双色车身的迈巴赫,富有与优雅的合二为一[色]
[# # car TuShang double color car maybach, rich and elegant in one [color]]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷:
#优酷蒙面唱将# “狂蜘蛛狂”“小了白了兔”还没得到确切答案,新唱将又将火热来袭[憧憬]看猜评团到底如何演绎“猜什么猜”[doge]今晚点分,锁定优酷,全网独播揭秘#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#[偷笑]
[# # youku masked will sing spider the small white rabbit you dont have the exact answer, new sing will be hot again hit [hope] see guess review group how to deduce what guess guess doge dotted tonight, locking youku, cut in the run in revelation # # masked sing will guess [laughing]]
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