冷笑话精选:
没毛病啊哈哈哈哈哈@五哥找不到失踪的花花 [允悲]@吃不胖的小[允悲]@纹身师萬萬阿强本强@喃东尼笑鼠我辣!@纳兰无羁哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@文科班校花酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我仔细看过了 确实是一毛一样@水晶男孩鸡大帅哈哈哈哈哈哈哈没毛病
[Is nothing wrong with mew ahaha ha ha ha @ five elder brother cant find the missing flowerallow sad @ eat not fat little [allow sad] o @ tattoo artist absolutely strong this strong @ Tony nan laugh rat me hot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ @ he freedom liberal arts campus flower sauce ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I carefully read it really is a MAO as @ crystal boy there is nothing wrong with chicken prince ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
猫扑:
【#快递小哥雨中爆哭原因#:和女友吵架,情绪不稳定】月日,有网友发视频称,一名快递员快递被偷在雨中哭泣。日,视频拍摄者回应,自己只是看到有个小伙子在哭,看到快递凌乱先入为主觉得快递被偷了。日,记者获悉,快递员哭泣实为和女朋友吵架,情绪不稳定所致。tEohHDu ...全文: m.weibo
[【 # express little elder brother burst in the rain cry reason # quarrel with his girlfriend, emotionally unstable 】 month day, netizens to send video, according to a Courier express stolen cry in the rain. , the response of video photographer, his only saw a boy crying, see express messy preconceptions think express has been stolen. Day, the reporter learned that, Courier cry is actually a quarrel with his girlfriend, emotional instability caused by. TEohHDu... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家:
#广州车展##WEY P GT#【造型犀利 广州车展聊WEY P GT】本届广州车展WEY P GT的亮相经验了WEY品牌的展台,新车汲取了P上的大部分设计元素,视觉效果让人难忘。大尺寸的多边形前格栅内部采用了网状结构,辨识度极高。下面就来简单了解一下这台车。 tEonyTj
[# # # guangzhou motor show WEY P GT# 【 modelling is sharp Guangzhou auto show chat WEY P WEY P GT GT 】 the guangzhou auto show booth on the experience of the WEY brand, new car from the bulk of the design on the P element, visual effect is impressive. Large size internal polygon front grille used the mesh structure, highly recognizable. The following is simple to learn about the car. tEonyTj]
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优酷:
#挑战吧太空#看完第一期志愿者在航天中心的训练,酷酷真是迫不及待想看他们去火星基地的表现了!昨晚听隔壁@挑战吧太空官博 的空仔悄悄透露,我们的火星基地绝对让人#感觉良好#,不仅外形酷,功能也超齐全,一起来看看吧![鼓掌][鼓掌]
tEGhJO
[# # the challenges space after the first phase of the training of the volunteers in the center of the space, cool is really cant wait to see them go to Mars base performance! Listen to next door last night @ the challenges of empty space officer wang quietly, according to our Mars base absolutely let a person feel good # #, not only cool appearance, complete function and super, together and see it! [applause.] [applause] < br > tEGhJO]
小野妹子学吐槽:
公仔里面的人突然渴了[允悲]
[Fair young people suddenly thirstyallow sad]
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优酷:
#电视剧原来你还在这里#绝了都!小编的心都要碎成渣儿了!
为什么周子翼@MIC檀健次JC-T 能喜欢这么多人,莫郁华@苏青 这么多年了,只喜欢他一个呢?[泪][泪][泪]tESzua
[# # series originally you still here is perfect! Small make up of the hearts are broken into approach! < br > why Zhou Ziyi @ MIC TanJian time JC - like so many people can T, MoYuHua @ qing su for so many years, just like him? [tears] [tears] [tears] tESzua]
MIUI:
限时特惠.元开卡!截至月日,小米公交江苏交通一卡通·苏州&广西交通一卡通开卡享优惠,打开小米钱包-公交卡,即可体验。 快来告诉我,你在哪个城市,我去安排下优惠开卡可好?[坏笑]
[Special preferential. Yuan open card! As of February nd, millet bus transportation IC card in jiangsu, suzhou & guangxi traffic one cartoon card is open, open the millet wallet - bus card, you can experience. Come and tell me, you in which city, I to arrange the discount card? [laugh]]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
嗯,我觉得可以,而且我非常快就能吃回来[ok]
[Well, I think you can, and I can eat very quickly come back [ok]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷:
#优酷港剧场# #是咁的法官阁下# 范律师@黃智賢 赢得官司后心情大好感触颇多,邀请饶律师@關禮傑 木律师和法官共聚一堂亲自下厨,还有什么比好朋友一起吃着烛光晚餐倾诉心里话更浪漫的呢~
tEoNCnP
[# # # youku port theater is then judge your # @ Ben wong fei lawyer Win the lawsuit after the mood good feelings, invite rao lawyer @ Eddie kwan wood lawyers and judges the ifsc personally cooking, eating what could be better than good friends pour the truth more romantic candlelight dinner. < br > tEoNCnP]
汽车之家:
#论坛精选日报#【一路向北 开启穿越内蒙圆梦之旅】我一直酷爱越野穿越,一直梦想用越野穿越的方式穿越到漠河。这次刚好有时间和机会开着我的越野车走上一圈。我们从天津宝坻出发,途径的城市大概是是天津宝坻、乌兰布统、锡林浩特、东乌旗、阿尔山、海拉尔、满洲里、漠河。一路上我们钓鱼、露营,在无...全文: m.weibo
[# # BBS of hits daily 【 journey north open through Inner Mongolia interpreta dream journey 】 I always have a passion for off-road across, always dream through at mohe in cross-country across the way. This just have the time and opportunity to walk on my suv. We set off from tianjin baodi, way of city is probably is tianjin baodi, WuLanBu series, tin event, east wu flag, stretching over, hailar, manchuria, at mohe. We go fishing, camping along the way, in the absence of... The full text m. eibo]
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【朱丹发文疑似回应后又删除】今日,有媒体爆料周一围与女助理同喝一杯奶茶后,周一围妻子朱丹在微博上发文“媒体那么不遗余力的把周先生往坏男人的人设上推,我只想问:树立出一个坏男人,到底对这个社会,对大家,有什么益处呢?媒体是不是应该做一些更有意义的事情呢...”,随后又将该微博删除。 tEoKby
[【 after suspected respond by issuing and delete 】 today, there are media revealed yiwei zhou with female assistant after drinking a cup of milk tea, yiwei zhou wife by post on weibo media then spare no effort to push Mr Zhou to the bad man, set in, I just want to ask set up out of a bad man, to the society, for everybody, what profit is there? The media should do something more meaningful... , then delete it. tEoKby]
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青年时报:
#别碰司机#【司机拒绝男子大桥下车遭打:因重庆坠桥事故根本不想还手】日,江西吉安一行驶在大桥的公交车上,一男子想中途下车被拒竟对司机动手。司机称因重庆万州事故,根本不会想着还手。打人男子刚做完手术且有心脏病,不适于拘押,警方对其批评教育并罚款元。[思考](梨视频 )...全文: m.weibo
[# # dont touch the driver (driver refused to man off the bridge to play dont want to strike back in chongqing falling bridge accident 】, jiangxi province traveling on a bus bridge, a man want to stop over a rejection against the driver. Chongqing wanzhou accident driver said, dont think back. A hit man had just finish operation and have a heart, not suitable for detention, police education and fined RMB to the criticism. [thinking] video (pear)... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【#马拉松志愿者递国旗# 官方回应马拉松选手被干扰:个人行为】月日,苏州马拉松志愿者两度上前递国旗,打乱选手何引丽的节奏,最终遗憾获得亚军↓↓赛事顾问称根据赛事推广公司的规定,在终点前安排了志愿者给第一个冲线的中国选手递国旗↓↓对此承办方竟然这样回应↓↓tEooZdS
[【 # # marathon volunteer pass flag official response is interference with marathon runner individual behavior] month day, suzhou marathon volunteer twice to pass the national flag, disrupted player what beautiful rhythm, eventually regret runner-up left left advisor said according to the regulation of event promotion company, before the end arranged for volunteers to give the first Chinese player to finish left left hand flag to host this response left left tEooZdS actually]
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青年时报:
【家暴致妻子耳聋[哼] 丈夫被判赔万元并刑拘】月日,广西一公园内,一名黑衣男子手拿棍棒反复击打躺倒在地怀抱幼童的妇女。据了解,该女子正是他的妻子,目前男子已被行政拘留日。此外,南宁的卢某曾因怀疑妻子出轨,将她打得双耳失聪,被判处赔付万。@四川观察 坚决反对家暴![鄙视] ...全文: m.weibo
[The domestic violence to deafness [singing] by his wife was ten thousand yuan and detained PanPei 】 month day, guangxi a park, a black man hand sticks over and over again and lying in women with young children. It is understood that the woman is his wife, the man was in administrative detention. In addition, nanning a derailed after suspected his wife, her ears deaf, was sentenced to pay. @ sichuan observation Resolutely against domestic violence! [despise]... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#艳势番之新青年# 笃前行而勿顾后,背黑暗而向光明。青年赤忱,胸怀荡荡;热血无畏,气贯长虹[拳头]tESEdbq
[# # colourful potential of new youths Benedict without regard to advance after dark and looking back. Youth indignation, roaming in mind; Blood fearless, imbued with supreme heroism tESEdbq [fist]]
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