Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    ？？？@豆瓣说？？？？？@啊雅典哦：啊啊啊啊啊 我站了站了 太甜了吧吧吧吧吧@旺仔牛奶味的超小仙女哈哈哈哈哈哈这是我脑补的画面！
[????? @ douban said??????? @ Athens oh agghh I got too sweet, right right right right right @ mong tsai milk taste super fairy ha ha ha ha ha ha this is my imaginary picture!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
    谢谢[心][作揖]@吾是乾儿：是啊，如果大陆也没涨跌停板，一次跌够，我周边可能会有很多家庭...进重症监护室[嘻嘻]，现在绝大多数买股票的其实都是在赌博，只不过我们政府保护着他们，不至于一夜破产[汗]，真的应该好好读读《时间的玫瑰》了，这是一本可以改变命运的书籍！但总，大菩萨摩诃萨！[鲜花]
[Thank you [heart] [bowing] @ us is dried yeah, and if China also didnt we, a drop enough, there may be many families around me... Into the intensive care unit (hee hee), now most buy stocks are actually in the gambling, our government to protect them, just not going bankrupt [Mr Khan], should really read The Times of rose, this is a book can change destiny! But always, great bodhisattva maha! [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

天猫：
    各位#双合伙人#们，你们手里攒了那么久的能量，今天终于带着可以一起来到#大型瓜分现场#，看看能换成多少红包？本喵一共拿了将近一百块！[耶][耶]哈哈哈！有本事拿着你们的来比一比鸭~[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵] ​
[You # # double partners, you hand the energy saved up for so long, today finally come with a can to # # large carve up the scene, to see for how many red envelopes? The meow totally took nearly one hundred pieces! [the] [and] ha ha ha! Dare to compare with your duck ~ [meow] [meow] [meow]]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

但斌：
    谢谢@吾是乾儿我发现但总@但斌 不但对社会宏观事物洞察能力强，看得远，善于精准捕捉企业基本面元素。近年来异常谨慎，像印度事件当时他也抛空了股票，这个也太谨慎了。并且在技术操作的细节把握上也非常强悍，加仓和抛出都很及时，都切在关口上，不亚于基本面分析。绝对是人才，玫瑰 这书值得品！
[Thank you @ I found I was dry son but always @ but Lin not only insight into social macro things ability is strong, the farther, good at accurately capture the enterprise fundamental elements. Great caution in recent years, as India events he was also short the stock, this is too cautious. And on the details of the technical operations master is very strong also, with warehouse and throw is very timely, cut on the mark, as fundamental analysis. Absolutely is the talent, the rose This book is worth to taste!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

天猫：
    #双狂欢夜# 年强悍来袭！易烊千玺、张艺兴、周杰伦、吴谨言等超多明星与你共度美妙狂欢！更重要的是你有可能成为第四大锦鲤——得到晚会的终极大奖个大牌产品！人人都有机会，狂欢之夜缺你都不行！月日上优酷看晚会！#天猫双# tEAViRA ​
[Tough to double carnival night # # years! Jackson, lay, jay Chou, Wu Jin words such as super star to enjoy wonderful party with you more! More importantly you might become the fourth largest brocade carp, get the partys ultimate prize a big-name products! Everyone has the opportunity, orgiastic night missing you! On February nd youku to see the party! Double # # Tmall tEAViRA]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

冷笑话精选：
    好感人[泪]@可乐是我的-全世界最暖心的小家伙@思想聚焦请善待他们。
[So touchingtears @ coke is my focus - the worlds most warm heart little @ thought please be kind to them.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
    #车圈话题# 如果你去开车的时候发现这一幕↓↓↓你会__________？ ​​​​ [doge] ​
[# circle topic # if you go to find this scene left driver left the... will you be left? [doge]]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

但斌：
    [赞]@游戏人生修行转发微博
[[who] @ the game of life practice forward]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @唯一的饭菜：美国毕竟要进口那么多东西为什么排不上号？
[@ the only meal the United States to import so many things, after all, why cant row number?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [赞]@游戏人生修行转发微博
[[who] @ the game of life practice forward]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
    #猫扑晚安#别看我的个头大，可是我还是个宝宝…… ​
[# # mop goodnight dont look at my size is big, but I was a baby... ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

青年时报：
    【为避免惩罚，盗窃次的“老油条”竟#将排泄物涂在自己脸上#！[感冒][衰]】月日下午点，大江东公安分局义蓬派出所接到报警称钱包被人偷了。接到报警后，民警鞠锦玉迅速锁定了嫌疑人——金某，并将其传唤回了义蓬派出所。金某倒也比较配合地跟民警回到了派出所。但是到了所门口，金某突然停下了脚...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 to avoid punishment, theft of smooth painted on his face # # will waste! [cold] [failure]] June points in the afternoon, great river east YiPeng public security bureau police station received a report to the police said the wallet was stolen. After received the alarm, civilian police JuJinYu quickly locked the suspect - jin mou, and summoned back to righteousness peng police station. Jin mou also fits in with the police back to the police station. But in the doorway, jin mou suddenly stopped feet... The full text m. eibo]

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卢健生：
    我当年监制的广告，百看不厌。
[I was producer of advertising, blue.]

Z CAM, CEO

冷笑话精选：
    好甜@大脑切片我数学不好原来是因为对象出现的太晚[微笑] @不可思议的婷婷蔡-这种太甜了叭 [跪了]写字还好看 不在我的承受范围之内
[Good sweet @ brain biopsy Im bad at math because objects appear too late [smiles] @ incredible tingting CAI - this is too sweet beep] [kneeling to write also good-looking is not within my bear]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
    @吾是宝儿茅台好得很，你们担心啥？保芳伯伯，你是这意思吗[嘻嘻]？但你不加价，经销商放心了，股民不开心啊[笑cry]。
[@ I am boa maotai is very good, you worry about what? The bao fangs uncle, you mean (hee hee)? But you dont add, dealer relieved, people dont happy smile to cry.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人