Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    有些老板真的[拜拜]@我的极品评论老板：如果一个人下班了要加班，要么是能力不足，要么是工作量过多！人不够就继续招人，我们不提倡加班@菠萝宓宓宓宓宓“人活得久了，就是有本事让别人不舒服”我听一个被整的同事说的[doge]@你睡觉了吧那个懒得点钱直接给员工还让打游戏的老板还招人吗[疑问]
[Some boss really [bynum] @ my best comment boss if a man have to work overtime, work or incompetence, or work too much! People will continue to recruit enough people, we do not advocate overtime @ pineapple Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi people live for a long time, is capable to make others uncomfortable I listen to a whole colleague said [doge] @ you sleep that lazy money directly to employees also to play the game the boss still hiring [question]?]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

薛蛮子：
    回复@凡人谢谢@凡人薛老威武@薛蛮子@薛蛮子四年前旧文重温
[@ mortal thanks @ mortal xue old terrible @ xue xue barbarian @ the barbarian old wen back to four years ago]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

薛蛮子：
    我分享了 @刘兴亮 的头条文章 tEwdT ​
[I share the headline article tEwdT @ xing-liang liu]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

edc陳冠希：
    PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT ​
[熟能生巧]

International nomad

小野妹子学吐槽：
    等不到双子座流星雨洒满天际？错过了今夏最火的烟花大会？不叫事！今晚，京东.烟花大会一次性全都给你补上！你要的全拿走，人间很值得！不说了，我许愿去了~#好物好玩烟花大会# ​
[Before the geminids asperses full the sky? Missed this summers hottest fireworks party? Dont call! Tonight, jingdong. Fireworks party a one-time all up to you! Take all you want, the world is worth it! Dont say, I wish to fun fireworks party # ~ # good things]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，东京偶遇明星周杰伦，详细内容请点击 tEwbqBr ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, Tokyo encounter star jay Chou, the details please click tEwbqBr]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：【夜读】人生有三把钥匙：接受、改变、离开》【夜读】人生有三把钥匙：接受、改变、离开人民日报昨天人生有三把钥匙来自人民日报很多人说自己过得不快乐。其实归根结底，可能是想要的太多，能力又tEwbbNXk ​
[Published the post reprinted [reading] there are three keys in life to accept, change, leave, night life 】 there are three keys accept, change, leave the Peoples Daily yesterday, there are three keys from the Peoples Daily life a lot of people said they had not happy. In fact, in the end, may be want to too much, ability tEwbbNXk again]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
    【现场视频！#重庆大巴车坠入长江#被捞出水】月日时分左右，记者在重庆万州江面的打捞现场看到，随着浮吊船的吊索缓缓提升，坠江的公交车被打捞出水面。月日时分，重庆市万州区一辆公交车行驶至长江二桥时，与一辆小轿车相撞后坠江。经公安机关初步核实，失联人员人。...全文： m.weibo ​
[[scene video! # # from chongqing bus crashed into the Yangtze river water 】 in February nd, reporter saw at the scene of the chongqing wanzhou river fishing, as the ascension of the sling slowly floating crane ship, sank jiangs buses were out of the water. June , the chongqing wanzhou district driving a bus to the Yangtze river second bridge, fall river after a collision with a car. Primary verification by the public security organ, people lost in personnel. ... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
    恭喜@也也今天瘦了吗 等名用户获得【瓜分万能量】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEwbmkb
[Congratulations to @ also lost today, please users so as to obtain 】 【 carve up all energy. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEwbmkb]

天猫：
    喜迎wuli天猫回家，#天猫双理想之城#也终于开启了！@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 邀你一起狂欢！来理想之城Pick你喜欢的品牌，瓜分.亿红包，最大元！
本喵还为你准备了千玺的专属好礼，手淘或手猫搜索易烊千玺明星卡领取，.亿红包等你瓜分！#天猫双# tEwLgPmY ​
[Celebrate wuli Tmall home, double ideal city of # # Tmall is finally open! @ TFBOYS - Jackson Invite your carnival together! To Pick your favorite brand ideal city, carved up. Red envelopes, maximum dollars! < br > the meow also for you thousand seal exclusive gifts, tao or hand search easy Yang thousand topaz star card for the cat, the red envelope when you carve up! Double # # Tmall tEwLgPmY]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

天猫：
    连续两天“吃咖喱~”上瘾，今天印度婚礼大厨居然不上咖喱？改上螺蛳粉了！#天猫广告礼#联合印度宝莱坞团队打造的 #双爆款清单# 第三弹~“当咖喱遇上螺蛳粉” 转评本微博，本喵抽一位小宝贝送【大到你想不到的大大大礼盒】，上天猫淘宝搜 “爆款清单”每天次抽现金红包！ tEwUtIZl ​
[Eat curry ~ for two consecutive days, curry on Indian wedding chef incredibly dont today? Changed on the powder of snails! Cat advertising gift # # days joint bollywood team to create # for both of the new listing # play ~ when meets the snails curry powder turn to review this weibo, this meow smoke a little baby to send [to greatly big box] you think not, heaven cat taobao search listing in the day time take out cash bonus! tEwUtIZl]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

优酷：
    今晚盛装出席，狂欢于这魔幻人间派对。
#系列剧泡芙小姐# ​
[Dress for tonight, revel in the magic world party. < br > # # series miss puff]

新浪汽车：
    #微博交通台#【婚礼现场遭遇交警“突袭”，查获走私宾利！】结婚接亲，自然得有点讲究，因此一些豪车纷纷出现在路上。不过在他们中间，也有一些见不得光的，一辆数百万的可疑宾利就藏身在一场婚礼车队中。[喵喵]tEwhsEXd ​
[# # weibo communication radio [wedding encounter traffic police raid, seized smuggled bentley!] Married ridiculous, nature is exquisite, so some luxury cars to appear on the road. Among them, however, there are also some shady, millions of suspicious bentley is hiding in a wedding team. [meow] tEwhsEXd]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

蔡依林：
    今日份的兩眼發直 ​
[Todays share of the two eyes straight hair]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    新垣结衣今晚的这段戏，郑重提醒，杀伤力极大...看得我心如刀割，老婆你怎么变了[泪][泪][泪]tEwbhMrJ ​
[New walls and the clothes of the theatre tonight, solemnly warn, highly destructive... To see my heart ached, the wife how you changed [tears] [tears] [tears] tEwbhMrJ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。