2018年11月19日星期一

Just want to be a beloved clientGraphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility

新浪新闻客户端:
    #枕边时刻#恋爱中,Ta和你说过最暖心的一句话是______ ?tRshbLg ​
[# # pillow moment in love, Ta and is the most warm the heart of a word you said...? tRshbLg]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    另外,右图是本季大热偶像派纯爱剧男主,和上季大热BL剧男二。 tECEMG
[In addition, the picture on the right is the hot season idolized pure love men, and men and two BL play last season heats up greatly. tECEMG]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小米手机:
    惊了,每天低头玩手机还能这样?![费解]tECjVQy ​
[Surprised, the play mobile phone also can do this every day? ! [difficult] tECjVQy]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#两座布局,个性十足,宝骏E~ ​
[Welfare # # night two layout, individual character is dye-in-the-wood, baojun E ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    用四个字形容一下你喜欢的人[米奇比心] ​
[Use four words describe you like of the person [mickey than heart]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博搞笑排行榜:
    哪个道理,几年前你不懂,现在懂了 _____________________________________ ​
[Which reason, you do not understand, a few years ago now understand the _____________________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小野妹子学吐槽:
    日区tiktok真的很快乐了😂😂😂😂😂 tECWLCg ​
[日区tiktok真的很快乐了😂😂😂😂😂 tECWLCg ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    和明达、芮崑吃完饭,一起登莲花山。在邓小平像前向伟人鞠躬致敬,感谢改革开放让中国也让我们每个人拥有了美好的生活,希望眼前的美景能永远灿烂,中国能继续沿着邓公指出的一百年不动摇的道路走下去![心][鲜花][作揖] ​
[Informed, and RuiKun meal, put the lianhua together. Before deng xiaoping as the great man bowed, thanks to the reform and opening to China also let each of us have a better life, hope the beauty of the eyes always bright, China will continue to unswervingly along the deng pointed out that in one hundred the path! [heart] [flowers] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    《我是大哥大》,又名《热血高校大结局》:老年小栗旬当上理发师,劝人不要打群架当老大;老年山田孝之在红灯区当少爷,真多毛熊本熊[允悲][允悲][允悲] ​
[Im mobile, also known as blood the finale elderly shun oguri when the barber, advised people not to a cluster when the boss; Elderly when master, in the red light district of mountain Tian Xiao really hairy kumamoto bear [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    [哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[[ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha]]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

知乎:
    女人生孩子过程中,有哪些看似寻常但实际很危险的情况?👉tECKmEW ​
[In the process of the female life children, what are the seemingly ordinary but very dangerous situation? 👉tECKmEW ​]

发现更大的世界

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台# 愿大家都有这样的好运!也要记住警惕大货车盲区!!(via 王稳健) ​
[# # weibo communication radio may all have such good luck! Remember also wary of lorries blind area!!!!! King (via sound)]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

冷笑话精选:
    值得思考@叫我小是所以我上街必须戴耳机,不然满大街的low曲随风入耳@陈缘风 劣币驱除良币,以前有少量劣币出现的时候还感觉影响不大,但后来好像有人尝到了甜头,劣币也就越来越多,直到最近真的不想关注都不行。主流娱乐文化往肤浅和低幼方向发展可是很危险的[微笑]
[Is worth thinking about @ called me little so I took to the streets must wear headphones, or streets of low into @ Chen yuan wind with the wind Bad money away good money, used to have a small amount of bad money appeared also feel the impact is not big, but then as if someone is sweet taste, bad money also more and more, until recently, really dont want to pay close attention to. Mainstream entertainment culture to develop in the direction of superficial and easy but dangerous [smiles]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【“严父”教训#俩儿子玩颜料# 太搞笑哈哈哈[哈哈]】两个儿子调皮把颜料弄得满脸都是,暴躁的老爸训话到一半,结果不争气得被这两只小可爱逗出了猪笑声[允悲]...
大儿子:有什么好笑的?您能认真点教育我们吗?[摊手]tEsnB ​

[【 groomed lesson plays the pigment # # two son too funny ha ha ha (ha ha) 】 two sons naughty paint all over the face, irascible dad lectured to a half, as a result, unwillingly have to be this two little cute tease out the pig laughterallow sad... < br > the eldest son whats so funny? You can be serious education us? [stand hand] tEsnB]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    心疼老伏[允悲]@你想怎样我就这样 tEoxsr @咕噜噜咕噜噜咕噜咕噜噜 够了,给老伏留点面子
[Love the old v @ how do you want to allow sad, I like this one one guru beverage cooled beverage cooled tEoxsr @ one enough, beverage cooled leave old v point face]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

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