蔡依林:
舞熊舞獅 tEAqgIis
[Dancing lion dance tEAqgIis bear]
小野妹子学吐槽:
说实在的,我也不关心别人怎么样,只想管好自己[拜拜]
[To be honest, I dont care about others, just want to keep their [bynum]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
天猫:
#天猫双#倒计时不到天,今天的红包雨还有几场没有下,保佑你们都能抢到红包!
[Double # # Tmall less than day countdown, the red envelope there no rain today, bless you can get the red envelopes! ]
天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】
汽车之家:
汽车之家月日发布《新能源汽车消费洞察蓝皮书》,新能源汽车用户真正的需求是什么?价格预期又是如何?未来新能源汽车行业发现趋势是什么?点击了解详情!tEAccjO
[Car home date of release of the new energy automobile consumption insight into blue book, the requirements of the new energy automobile users really? How is price expectations? The future of new energy automotive industry found that what is the trend? Click for details! tEAccjO]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
猫扑:
【警方通报:涉事老师被行拘日!】经调查,被打学生迟到了分钟,背部多处淤青,头部、腿上也有外伤。@亳州公安在线 通报:涉事老师因殴打他人被行政拘留日。@亳州市教育局 称该教师已被停职 tEAqBGKO
[[the police report involved teacher was arrested days! After investigation, by the student are a minute late, back several bruises, head, leg injury. Public security online bulletin @ bozhou involved teachers was administrative detention for beating others. @ bozhou city bureau of education, said the teachers have been suspended tEAqBGKO]
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金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:男友晚上要去和同事打麻将,但我提前说过今晚想去看电影,他说晚点再说,其实他就是想看同事约不约他打麻将,如果约了他就不去看电影。我就呵呵了,上次他也是我说想去看电影他说要打麻将,他说他先答应了同事要去打麻将,不能爽约。 那么这次我先约的他,他还是选择去打麻将,我有种...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend her boyfriend want to go to and his colleagues at night playing mahjong, said in advance but I want to go to the movies tonight, he said late again, he is actually want to see colleagues about not about him playing mahjong, if he will not go to the movies about the. I ha ha, I said the last time he was thinking to go to the movies, he said to play mahjong, he said that he first promised to colleagues are going to play mahjong, cant break a promise. So this time I first about him, he still chose to play mahjong, I have a... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
冷笑话精选:
很贴切了@阿秋的沙雕日常:啊…真的惊艳……陷入思考……
[Everyday very apt @ Sam Chen from sand ah... Really amazing... Thinking......]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
知乎:
买电脑需要注意哪些问题?👉tEAqEha
[Buy a computer need to pay attention to what issues? 👉tEAqEha ]
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汽车之家:
#家家新闻##名爵ZS#【续航里程达km 名爵ZS纯电动官图发布】日前,名爵官方正式发布了旗下全新纯电动车型官图,并正式命名为“名爵ZS纯电动”,官方透露车辆NEDC综合工况续航里程为公里,最大kmh等速续航里程达公里。新车将于月日在广州车展首次亮相,并计划于年上半年上市并将在全...全文: m.weibo
[# every news # # mg ZS# 【 range of km mg ZS pure electric released official figure 】, mg officially released its new all-electric vehicles official figure, and officially named mg ZS pure electric, the official said vehicle NEDC comprehensive operating mode for km range, maximum KMH constant speed range of km. New car will be in guangzhou auto show debut in June , and planned to debut in the first half of the year and will be in full... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈哈哈@文科班校花酱被撸晕了真的笑死[允悲][允悲]@一颗巨型拉格朗日橙子哈哈哈哈哈哈撸晕了还行@地铁侠邱邱[笑cry][笑cry]@亿万少年彼得潘@万事屋纸纸酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈怎么回事???
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha @ liberal arts class beauty queen sauce was lu dizzy really killing [allow sad] [allow sad] @ a giant Lagrange oranges ha ha ha ha ha ha lu dizzy ok @ metro man qiu qiu [laugh cry] [laugh cry] @ hundreds of millions of young Peter pan @ all the house of paper paper jam ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha how to return a responsibility???????]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小野妹子学吐槽:
岛国一小哥表示,今天在地铁上遇到了新型蓝牙骚扰...竟有一丝心动[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[A small, island met new bluetooth harassment on the subway today... Have a crush [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
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猫扑:
【高三儿子宿舍发现开封安全套父亲焦虑,杭州一老师:应该高兴】月日,杭州一位爸爸在网上发帖求助:在读高三儿子的柜子里发现开了封的成人用品,怎么办?高三男生宿舍发现安全套,这样的事情,前两年也发生在杭州的一所重点高中里。该校分管德育的副校长王老师并没有批评当事男生,而是在高考前给...全文: m.weibo
[Dormitory kaifeng condom father anxiety [three son, a teacher hangzhou should happy 】 month day, hangzhou a Posting on the Internet for help dad reading three son closet found with the seal of adult supplies, how to do? Three boys dormitory found condoms, such a thing, the first two years is a key high school in hangzhou. Vice President in charge of the school moral education teacher wang didnt criticize party guy, but before the college entrance examination to... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报:
【公交司机冷静处理女乘客推搡辱骂,公司给予“委屈奖”元】月日,山东荣成,因没人按门铃,公交车到站未停车,一女乘客上前质问为何不停车,并与司机发生争吵。司机将车停下后,女乘客接着对司机进行推搡、拽打,但司机未还手,公交公司对司机冷静处理的行为给予“委屈奖”元的奖励。...全文: m.weibo
[The bus driver to calm processing female passengers shoving insults, company wronged award yuan 】 month day, shandong rongcheng, because nobody rang the bell, bus station without stopping, a female passenger to questioned why not stop, and have quarrels with the driver. The driver will be stopped, female passengers went on to the driver pushed, pulled, but the driver did not strike back, bus companies calm processing to the driver behavior wronged award yuan reward. ... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【转发送别!倒在学术报告会上王焕玉教授[泪]】日,我国粒子天体物理和空间探测领域杰出专家#王焕玉逝世#,王焕玉教授在安徽合肥做学术报告时突发心梗,享年岁。王焕玉教授曾参与神舟、嫦娥、天宫、悟空、慧眼等航空航天工程的重要设计。日上午,他的遗体告别仪式在合肥举行。tEAbMr
[Forward 【 farewell! Pour at the academic report huan-yu wang professor [tears]], particle astrophysics and space exploration areas in our country outstanding experts # # huan-yu wangs death, professor huan-yu wang lies in anhui hefei to do academic report, at the age of years old. Professor huan-yu wang was involved in the shenzhou, the goddess of the moon, heavenly palace, the wu is empty, eye and other important design of aerospace engineering. Day morning, his remains farewell ceremony held in hefei. tEAbMr]
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青年时报:
【女子地铁上用花盆占座先动手打人爆粗口,遭邻座男子掌掴】月日时许,在上海地铁号线天潼路,一女子花盆占座,与邻座男子发生争吵,女子爆粗口并先动手,遭男子掌掴耳光,两人随后扭打起来,旁边的乘客纷纷加以劝阻,但该女子继续爆粗口,一直到下一站,男子下车才得以平息。目前相关部门已介...全文: m.weibo
[The woman on the train with a flower pot of first hit people swear, neighbor man slapped 】 June PM, Tong road in Shanghai metro line no. Day, a woman flowerpot seat, a row with his neighbor man, woman, swearing and begin by man slapped a slap in the face, then two people grappling with, next to the passengers to discourage, but the woman continued to say dirty words, until the next station, man was able to quell the car. At present, the related department has medium... The full text m. eibo]
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