微博搞笑排行榜：
评论留下一个 你感兴趣的话题。让陌生人陪你聊聊。如果聊得来，就加ta关注呗。[吃瓜] (说不定有缘份呢 )
[Leave a comment you topics of common interest. Let strangers chat with you. If you talk, and bai ta attention. [eat the melon] (perhaps is the fate?)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
戏精牡丹：
人生终极思考之中了万怎么花 #戏精牡丹# tRdVnf
[Life ultimate thinking over how to spend # # play essence of peony tRdVnf]
中央戏精学院硕士研究生 野生博主话剧演员 商务联系：yaochimudan@（私信看不到）
刘宪华Henry-Lau：
分享视频 tRdJXd
[Share video tRdJXd]
大家好！是我！ 刘宪华 Henry !
同道大叔：
#大叔吐槽星座[超话]#
感觉摩羯，金牛，天蝎，处女不想解决情感问题，或者不愿意解决的方式都是——“你睡吧，我也睡了[微笑]”
[# # uncle poking fun at constellation [ultra words] < br > feel Capricorn, Taurus, Scorpio, virgin dont want to solve the emotional problems, or are not willing to solve methods are you sleep, I also sleep [smiles]]
星座只是娱乐。合作请联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me QQ：
iPanda熊猫频道：
熊孩子都固有一胖，或重于泰山，或重于青城山，或重于峨眉山，或重于喜马拉雅山[doge][doge][doge]#iPanda爱熊猫# tRdJpiVT
[Bear children are inherently a fat, or heavier than mount tai, or focus on qingcheng mountain, or focus on mount emei, or over the Himalayas [doge] [doge] [doge] # # iPanda love panda tRdJpiVT]
自助认领云养国宝，吸最高级的猫，让别人无猫可吸~
叶檀：
看了我不是药神，良心之作，现在耳边还想着医院的哭声。为良心之作点赞，我们也有不靠脸不靠炒作不侮辱智商的电影！
[Saw Im not god, conscience, ear now thinking of crying at the hospital. For conscience thumb up, we also have no face than not insult IQ movies! ]
【微信公众号tancaijing，聪明人在一起，说人话】 工作联系方式：luotao@yetanstudio
最神奇的视频：
点[赞啊]给你元，拿去甩掉月所有不好的运气[微风]明晚就开！
[Some [who] give you yuan, take it to get rid of month all bad luck [wind] tomorrow night and then open! ]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，
北京人不知道的北京事儿：
那位射书大师的创作又出新高度了。。。[衰][衰]（by旃檀佛艺 ）tRdiZW
[The shot and the creation of the book master new height... [failure] [failure] (art) by an ancient name for sandalwood Buddha tRdiZW]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
刘恺威：
#跨界歌王[超话]#回來了，今晚見[耶]
[# # crossover singer [ultra words] is back, see you tonight [and]]
糯米papa感恩🙏
思想聚焦：
适合结婚用的歌曲，尚无结婚的可以留着 ！
[Suitable for use in wedding song, there is no marriage can keep! ]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
谷大白话：
【澳洲硬汉解说：足球假摔】tRdPSe
[Australian hardboiled explanation football diving tRdPSe 】]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』
回忆专用小马甲：
网螺世界还是肥肠危险的，大家小心
[Net screw or fatty intestine dangerous world, everyone be careful]
《愿无岁月可回头》
人民网：
【分钟站立式虐腹训练】个动作，每个动作秒，休息秒。分钟消耗~大卡！高强度高效燃脂，不用任何器械，马住就要做系列~@人人视频 tRrKIJub
[】 【 minute stand of abuse of abdominal training movement, every action seconds, rest seconds. Minutes burn calories! High strength and high fat burn, need not any instrument, the horse live video series ~ @ everyone will do tRrKIJub]
报道全球 传播中国
新浪证券：
周末，我们严肃的思考一下第二个问题。
[Weekend, we serious thinking about the second question. ]
新浪证券全方位报道中国证券市场，聚焦制度发展，点评行情走势，围观股市众生百态。主打产品：新浪财经APP。爆料、投稿请发私信或邮件ziben@sina
xminminminxx：
小白裙似乎也并不输小黑裙好看呀
[Small white skirt seem to not lose little black dress look good ah]
非正经店主 TB店铺搜：xminminminx
Houson猴姆：
酷帅！出现在香港街头的巨石强森引来路人围观！！[酷][憧憬][亲亲]
[Cool! In Hong Kong on the streets of the rock drew passers-by onlookers!! [cool] [hope] [kiss]]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
快乐大本营：
【#快乐大本营#直播】恰同学少年风华正茂，看乐华七子激扬舞姿~[色] @THEO-朱正廷 @范丞丞Adam 黄明昊@jjjustin @Biiiii毕雯珺 @Dzr_丁泽仁 @Lee权哲 黄新淳@MONKEY_OFFICIAL tRdiXNCY
[Just classmates # # live happy camp 】 【 young young, see focus seven exciting dance ~ [color] @ THEO - Zhu Zhengting @ Fan Chengcheng Adam Huang Minghao @ jjjustin @ Biiiii BiWenJun @ Dzr_ Ding Zeren @ zhe hairdresser chun Lee right @ MONKEY_OFFICIAL tRdiXNCY]
湖南卫视《快乐大本营》官方微博，我们每周六晚与你准时相约快乐周末！
苑子文：
“在你每一个摇摆不定的日子里，赞成你。”
…
交作业，周末愉快！[心]
[In each swing, you agree with you. < br >... < br > < br > homework, have a nice weekend! [heart]]
念书 北京大学社会学系大三 写字 《我们都一样，年轻又彷徨》 工作联系：yuanbenchujian@
天天美食推荐：
【半熟芝士蛋糕的做法】嫩黄酥软、入口即化喜欢的就自己做一个来吃吧！[馋嘴] tRdGul
[Light yellow half ripe cheese cake is 】 【 tender, melt in your mouth like oneself do one to eat! [available] tRdGul]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！商务洽谈QQ：
Happy张江：
哈哈哈哈，当年看的时候竟没觉得有什么不对，#打架不如跳舞#[doge]cr.网络 tRdJp
[Ha ha ha ha, that didnt feel what is wrong, when # # fight than dancing [doge] cr. The network tRdJp]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
王白菜：
恒温沙发抱枕了解一下？[坏笑] tRdcUuC
[Constant temperature couch pillow look at? [laugh] tRdcUuC]
博主是个美女。
蒋劲夫：
慈母手中线，游子身上衣。回来缝缝补补又可以继续穿，只不过为什么是这里？我搞不懂。
[The loving mother hand line, wandering onto clothing. Back a patchwork and can continue to wear, but here is why? I dont understand. ]
笑看生活
新浪财经：
【PP又出事：天亿杭州爆雷！多万用户遭殃】今天中午，杭州市公安局江干分局发布，对杭州云端金融信息服务有限公司涉嫌非法吸收公众存款案立案侦查。月日，杭州市公安局西湖区分局发布微博：对杭州祺天优贷非法吸取公众存款罪立案侦查。这两天杭州出事的PP平台加总，累计交易总额就超过了
[The PP and accident days billion hangzhou explosion ray! More than users suffer 】 today at noon, release Jiang Gan branch of hangzhou city public security bureau, financial information of hangzhou cloud services co., LTD., suspected of illegal absorb public deposits case filing investigation. Month, publish microblog lake of hangzhou city public security bureau bureau of hangzhou kei day optimal loan crime of illegal absorb public deposits initiate an investigation. The accident PP platform aggregation in hangzhou in the past two days, the cumulative total trading more than]
新浪财经提供*财经资讯及全球市场报价，覆盖股票、期货等多种面向个人和企业服务，主打产品新浪财经APP，为全球华人首选财经APP，大数据诊股开放体验中，名家高手在线答疑，A股、美股、港股、期货、外汇所有行情尽在掌握。
张沫凡MOMO：
如何调戏直男的智商？这视频怕是孙宏梁这辈子最想要删掉的视频 tRdIHOAQ
[How to flirt straight men IQ? Want to delete this video even Sun Hongliang in this life video tRdIHOAQ]
微博订阅：张沫凡MOMO 微信订阅：张沫凡MOMO
文怡：
抱着老二，他在我怀里睡着后必须再抱五分钟才能放床上，否则沾床就炸。
有时我抱着他，看着他，就会不自觉的低下头闻闻他，亲亲他，泛滥的母爱刚涌上来，我妈就会说：“行了行了哈，别犯贱了，一会儿给他吵醒了又得咧咧半天。”
也不知道我小时候有没有被耐过[悲伤][悲伤][悲伤]
[After holding the middle, he fell asleep in my arms to hold five minutes to put on the bed, or on the bed is Fried. < br > < br > sometimes I embrace him, looked at him, and will not consciously heads smell him, kiss him, just gush flood mother love, my mother would say line line ah, dont make mean, wake him again lies open for half a day for a while. < br > < br > dont know when I was a child have been resistant to [sad] [sad] [sad]]
工作电话： 。课堂电话-。中年已婚女吃主。吃，喝，玩，乐，健走，瞎画，是我生命中最重要的事儿。
电影动物世界：
#电影动物世界# “老子的道”正片片段发布。
老子信的道，老子自己来守。
披荆斩棘， 也要坚守内心底线！
复杂世界，你有你的规则我有我的道！
tRdiGiD
[# # film animal world Lao zi positive film clips. < br > I faith, Lao tze to keep myself. < br > way, dont let go of the heart bottom line! < br > complex world, you have your rules I have in my ways! < br > tRdiGiD]
电视剧一千零一夜：
#电视剧一千零一夜# 【直播】
花样夫妇太甜了！你的小迷妹凌凌七@Dear-迪丽热巴 又上线了，想问问七妹柏海@邓伦 的胸膛到底有多温暖啊~[偷笑]tRdWQj
[# # series one thousand a night live 【 】 < br > pattern couples too sweet! Fan of your little sister ling seven @ Dear - Dillon hot online again, want to ask seven sister BaiHai @ Deng Lun chest how warm ah ~ [laughing] tRdWQj]
曼荼罗影视传媒、嘉行传媒、浩瀚星盘联合制作出品，电视剧《一千零一夜》官方微博
阿沁嫂-：
感动到不行[泪][泪]
小宅送了我一个霉霉的娃娃[泪][泪]
专门去照着做了一个[泪][泪]
哎哟 太喜欢了！！！太太太太喜欢了！
我要拿起来供着！以后带她去演唱会！！！！
@宇宙超级无敌美少女之队长崽崽
[Not moved to [tears] [tears] < br > girls gave me a doll mold, mildew [tears] [tears] < br > to follow suit a [tears] [tears] < br > alas! Love it!!!!!!!!!!! The wife wife like! < br > I want to pick it up for! After taking her to the concert!!!!!!!!!! < br > @ the universe super invincible beautiful girl of captain pups]
They say I did something bad.But whys it feel so good.
江西消防：
#日本地震# 【日本东京发生里氏.级地震 剧烈摇晃约秒】当地时间月日时分，日本关东地区发生里氏.级地震，东京震感明显，剧烈摇晃约秒。并没有引发海啸的危险。[话筒]自然灾害难以预测，但我们需要知道如何第一时间科学避震？ tRHHzzd
[# # the Japanese earthquake [on the Richter scale in Tokyo, Japan. Earthquake shaking vigorously about seconds] month day at local time, Japans kanto region on the Richter scale. Earthquake, Tokyo earthquake, violent shaking some seconds. No danger of a tsunami. [microphone] natural disaster is hard to predict, but we need to know how the first scientific suspension? tRHHzzd]
发布消防动态、宣传消防知识、强化消防意识、传播消防文化。消防救援电话，火灾隐患举报电话。
新华网：
【你愿为他们转吗？重庆武隆连日暴雨，消防员水中排险[心]】连日来，重庆武隆连降暴雨，部分地区受灾严重。日，武隆区芙蓉西路某低洼地段积水严重，当地消防队员在漫至脖子的洪水中，有的拿着棍子疏通，有的直接钻进水里用手清淤。@重庆晚报 tRdfzuS
[[will you turn for them? Chongqing wulong heavy rains, firefighters water zone [heart]] for days, chongqing wulong torrential rains, in some parts of the affected seriously. , wulong district west lotus address low-lying areas water is serious, local firefighters extends to the neck in the flood, some with sticks dredge, some desilting directly into the water with her hands. @ the chongqing evening news tRdfzuS]
新华网法人微博。让新闻离你更近！
央视新闻：
【遇“黄金劫匪” 外卖小哥出手帮擒 [赞]】近日，江苏徐州外卖小哥刘增祥路过一购物中心时，见一男子背包仓皇逃跑，保安紧追不舍。刘增祥立即跑过去，与保安一起将这个打劫了黄金店的歹徒摁住，直到分钟后民警赶到。刘增祥说：“没想那么多，听到有喊抢劫的就赶紧停下车子去追了。” [赞]（央视记者
[【 encounter robbers gold take-away little elder brother to help capture [who]] recently, jiangsu xuzhou take-away little elder brother zeng-xiang liu came to a shopping center, see a man backpack fled helter-skelter, security guards gave chase. Zeng-xiang liu immediately ran past, together with the security guard to the gangsters robbed gold store pressed on, until the minutes after the police arrived. Zeng-xiang liu said dont want to so many, heard a shout of robbery quickly stopped his car to chase. [who] (CCTV reporter]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
喵星人的喵星球：
长势可喜
[Looks like the welcome]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。
神奇的阿茆茆：
onita满地爬，我们四面八方去抓她[允悲]
图八图九很得意[笑cry]#好玩了我的家#
[Onita ground to climb, we are going to catch her in all directions [allow sad] < br > figure figure quite proud [laugh cry] # # fun with my family]
巨蟹妈妈一枚，每日分享关于宝宝的一切❤️omimi
STAR影法師：
凛凛
[Lin Lin]
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