微博搞笑排行榜：
男生留个直男句子，女生来回怼一下 _________________________________
[Boys leave a straight sentence, girls back and forth Dui _________________________________]
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CPOPKing-黄子韬：
我是一个不需要安慰的人，什么时候发挥的好和坏，其实我上台一瞬间就感受得到，肚子不舒服也不是借口，今天没有表现出最好的我是我最大的遗憾，对不起。
再就是想说一下我为什么拍照不用滤镜的原因。一开始慢慢有这些功能的时候我就一直拒绝，人类本身就是从猿人进化到现在，那时候连相机都没有…
[I am a people who do not need comfort, when its good and bad, in fact, I took a moment feel that my stomach is not an excuse, today didnt show the best of me is my biggest regret, Im sorry. < br > and want to say that the reason why I take pictures without filter. A slowly begin to have these functions when I have been refused, the human is from ape-man evolved to now, it doesnt even have a camera... ]
把时间留给值得的角色和故事。 已回归微博。
黄渤：
长春是新中国电影的摇篮，带着自己导演的处女作#电影一出好戏# 来到这，确实感受不是一般的好[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]那是人生人海，很是热闹啊，贼嗨贼嗨！没想到会有这么多多多多人到场，辛苦大家谢谢大家了！[赞][加油][耶]
[Changchun is the cradle of new China film, the director with his first # # to film a drama this, really feel is not a good general [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] it is a sea life, is very lively, thieves hi hi! I didnt expect there are so many more people, and the hard we thank everybody! [who] [go] [and]]
人民日报：
【分钟学会打蝴蝶结】手工DIY技能必备，以后送朋友礼物可以自己动手啦~照着视频学，步骤很简单，有空试试看！tRQtFw
[Minutes to learn to play bow 】 【 DIY craft skills necessary, after a friend a gift can ~ according to video to learn on their own, steps is very simple, have free time give it a try! tRQtFw]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
思想聚焦：
你不强大，所以才有人劝你看大局看大局，于是你一次一次妥协自己跟着别人看大局。你弱的时候，大局跟你没毛的关系，你强大了，你就是大局。
—— 刘同
[You dont strong, so do people advise you to see the big picture to see the big picture, then you again compromise yourself to follow others to see the big picture. When you are weak, the overall relationship with you not hair, you are strong, you are the big picture. < br > < br > - with liu]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
一个莫名其妙的咕噜：
当一个人丧失斗志的时候是因为对自己充满了不自信，当你稳操胜算时应该去鼓励对方勇于面对，而不是继续践踏别人的尊严，这可能会给对方留下更大面积的阴影。
[Because when a person lose heart filled with no confidence to oneself, when you are steady to victory and face should be to encourage each other, rather than continue to trample on the dignity of others, it might give each other more large shadow. ]
微笑和快乐 就是最好的救赎
耳帝：
陈芳语在“金曲捞”上演唱郑少秋的经典《摘下满天星》，音色欧美的她演绎一首旧风味的华语老歌别有一番风情，陈老师也露出了在中少有的甜美柔情的一面，就像是成长在异国的华裔女孩，重拾童年记忆里的旋律——那是父辈们曾在一个繁星之夜，向她哼唱起的故土情怀与流金岁月……tReJsh
[Kimberly on scoop songs sung Adam cheung siu-chow classic remove all over the sky star, timbre Europe and the United States she deduce old and old flavor of Chinese dont have amorous feelings, the teacher Chen also revealed in one of the few sweet tender one side, like the growth of foreign Chinese girl, to regain the melody in the childhood memories - its parents worked in a starry night, sing to her homeland feelings and time of your life... tReJsh]
乖巧的品味分裂者。工作联系：erdi_work@sina
头条校园：
【催泪！分考入北大 #感谢贫穷#】近日，一篇岁女生关于自己、关于贫穷、关于希望的文章引发了网友的强烈反响。这名女生叫王心仪，在刚结束的高考中取得了分的成绩，被@北京大学 中文系录取。因家境贫困，高考结束后，她在保定一家辅导机构做辅导员。当北大的录取通知书寄到家门口之时，她正只
[【 tear! Points was admitted to Peking University # # thank poverty 】 recently, the age of a girl about myself, about poverty, about hope caused a strong repercussion among netizens. A girl called Wang Xinyi, scored points in just the college entrance examination after the end of the performance, will be admitted to @ Chinese literature from Beijing university. Because of the poor, after the college entrance examination, she do counselors in baoding counseling agency. When Peking University admission notice sent to the door, she was only]
专注聚焦和传播校园新闻资讯，打造最有影响力的高校新鲜事爆料分享平台，合作请私信！
华晨宇yu：
#明日之子# 魔音赛道的每位选手都很优秀，他们都是热爱音乐的人，我希望更多人能够看到他们的独特性和魔性。这次文兆杰的离开让我既意外又不舍，他是我一开始就很喜欢的选手，陆政廷也是我很爱的弟弟，年纪不大却格外成熟踏实，我相信他们的离开，并不意味着他们音乐道路的结束，还会有更多更大的舞台
[# # tomorrow, son of the magic sound track of each player is very good, they are all music lover, I hope more people can see their uniqueness and ones. The Wen Zhao jie leave let me surprise and dont give up, he is I like the player from the start, Liu Zhengting also I love brother, young but very mature and steady, I believe they leave, does not mean the end of their music, there will be more bigger stage]
夢想家林志穎：
广州的朋友,今晚感受到了你们的热情下次见![太開心]
[Guangzhou friend, feel your passion tonight see you next time! [quite happy]]
经纪业务洽商leadspeed@qq 收 欢迎來我淘宝店shop.taobao
英国那些事儿：
这可能是世界上最小却又最濒危的一种海豚... 它没有鱼鳔，却可能要灭绝在一种鱼鳔上.......
[This may be the worlds smallest is one of the most endangered dolphins... It doesnt have a swim bladder, but on a swim bladder may be destroy... ]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
李宇春疯狂工作室：
今晚，你为会长打CALL了吗？[心]
[Tonight, you as President make a CALL? [heart]]
李宇春工作室官方微博、 官方Instagram：liyuchun.official
潘粤明：
画个太湖石画半天，咋看咋像个跳广场舞的[偷乐]
[Draw a taihu painting along while, zha zha look to a square dance [steal joy]]
工作事宜： 刘先生（非工作勿扰）
当时我就震惊了：
哪首歌会让你想到初恋？
[Which song reminds you of first love? ]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
央视新闻：
【夜读：最好的人生也许就是这样】既有梦驰星空的诗意，又有脚踏实地的坚定。 tReiPSsn
[[night the best life may be so 】 both dream chi star poetic, and have their feet on the ground firmly. tReiPSsn]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
秦奋Roi：
#秦奋roi[超话]# 🎤期待新作品吗？[酷]#粉丝嘉年华#
[#秦奋roi[超话]# 🎤期待新作品吗？ [cool] # # fans carnival]
联系人Corrine，邮箱：corrinelyl@
侠客岛：
一分部署，九分落实，退市制度是资本市场的基础性制度，也是动他人奶酪、真正触动利益的制度。它的出台，应该成为高悬在资本市场蛀虫们头上的“达摩克利斯之剑”。 tReiLWj
[A deployment, nine points of the delisting system is a basic system of the capital market, is also a dynamic system of cheese, really touched the interests of others. Come on stage, it should be hung in the capital market the moths are the sword of Damocles on the head. tReiLWj]
但凭侠者仁心，拆解时政迷局。
Happy张江：
句句戳心！在最没有能力的年纪，碰见了最想照顾一生的姑娘是种什么样的感受！听听梁博Live版的《男孩》你就会懂了。。[泪]#小青龙忘词# #万妮达 淘汰# tReJAPJ
[Every stamp heart! In the most dont have the ability to age, met the girl want to take care of life is kind of what kind of feeling! Listen to Liang Bo Live version of boy you will understand.. Small tsing lung [tears] # # # #, vanne, reach out tReJAPJ forget words]
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易烊千玺后援会官博：
#一心一意，易烊千玺#
【 易烊千玺ins更新
@ __x__ 帮个忙】
请大家配合，谢谢🙏@TFBOYS-易烊千玺
#Unpredictable[音乐]##Nothing to Lose[音乐]##丹青千里[音乐]#
[#一心一意，易烊千玺#
【 易烊千玺ins更新
@ __x__ 帮个忙】
请大家配合，谢谢🙏@TFBOYS-易烊千玺
#Unpredictable[音乐]##Nothing to Lose[音乐]##丹青千里[音乐]# ]
易烊千玺后援会官方微博 | Only for JacksonYee 粉丝意见信箱📪：jackson_fanclub@sina
饼饼大战贰狗叽：
我妹今天结婚，婚服太好看了摸个鱼。
[My sister got married today, wedding dress is too pretty to touch the fish. ]
道系画手，爱看就看，不看点叉，不要打扰我飞升。
跨界歌王：
【王凯 那英】#跨界歌王# 粉生巅峰，饭圈楷模，史上最强迷弟•凯@王凯kkw 再次解锁新成就：为自己idol@那英 献唱《偏心》！后面还各种和那姐互动……合唱《白天不懂夜的黑》拉票……朋友们，他们这只是第一次见面啊！[允悲][允悲]实力羡慕了！#王凯跨界歌王##那英跨界歌王#tReivWMp
[# # wang na ying 】 【 crossover singer powder raw peak, rice circle model, the strongest in the history of fan brother, kay @ wang KKW unlock new achievements again for their idol @ na ying singing eccentric! Accompanied by a variety of and the interaction of the elder sister... Chorus seducing the daytime dont understand the nights black... My friends, this is just the first time they meet each other! [allow sad] [allow sad] power envy! # wang crossover singer singer # # # na ying crossover tReivWMp]
《跨界歌王》官方微博
新浪财经：
【汇源果汁亿债务压顶！国民饮料品牌面临退市危机】作为曾经的中国第一果汁品牌，汇源果汁曾在年前收到可口可乐近亿港元的收购要约，但因未通过商务部的反垄断审查而搁浅，如今的汇源果汁早已褪去了昔日的光环，连年亏损、负债不断增加，而公司的市值目前也仅有多亿港元。
[【 huiyuan debt coping! National drinks brand crisis facing delisting as once the first fruit juice brand in China, China huiyuan juice group has received nearly hundred million Hong Kong dollars to buy Coca-Cola in years ago offer, but for not stranded by the ministry of commerce of the antitrust review, now China huiyuan juice group has faded old aura, increasing years of losses, liabilities, and the companys market value is more than just hk $. ]
新浪财经提供*财经资讯及全球市场报价，覆盖股票、期货等多种面向个人和企业服务，主打产品新浪财经APP，为全球华人首选财经APP，大数据诊股开放体验中，名家高手在线答疑，A股、美股、港股、期货、外汇所有行情尽在掌握。
思想聚焦：
哪个虚构人物积极影响了你的世界观？
[Which of the fictional characters positive impact on your world view? ]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
这里是美国：
这个睡前动作我服！[憧憬]
[This action I take before sleeping! [hope]]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供全面、权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
我们爱听演唱会：
太帅了！吴秀波曾经在歌手的舞台给李健做过帮唱嘉宾，这次李健来跨界歌王给吴秀波助唱，两位谦谦君子如江湖上的侠客礼尚往来，这次合唱了《爱江山更爱美人+一剪梅》，有英雄豪气，也有儿女情长，如此巧妙的将两首歌行云流水般融合在一起，潇洒悠扬，撩动心弦，听的特别过瘾，我要单曲循环了。
[Too handsome! Super wu once singer in the stage of sing li have done to help the guests, the Li Jianlai crossover singer sing super wu help, twos valiant man such as river town, the chorus has the love jiangshan more beauty + changjiang, heroism, also have be immersed in love, so clever of the two songs together as a flowing, natural and unrestrained, flap, listening to the special enough, Im going to single cycle. ]
那时我们几多岁，排着队爱谁，捱着饿购票。
调色教室：
✨🔮看到这张图的人最近会有一笔新的进账💵💷✨
[✨🔮看到这张图的人最近会有一笔新的进账💵💷✨ ]
调色新技能get💅
wu2198：
谁的人生还不是一边养着生，一边熬夜作死呢？[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]
[Who kept the life is not as raw, side fell to stay up late? [laughing] [laughing] [laugh]]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
韩东君ElvisHan：
#跨界歌王#感谢小文老师@金志文-GT 的力挺[作揖]希望今晚的歌你们喜欢，希望今晚的我不负期待[心]
[# crossover singer thank xiaowen teacher @ # beautiful light - GT backed [bowing] hope song do you like tonight, hope Im not looking forward to tonight [heart]]
话剧《山楂树之恋》饰 老三 《无心法师》饰 无心《大好时光》饰 罗一洋 仙五改编《云之凡》饰 云凡 邮箱 @qq 电话 赵萌 --
天津股侠：
山东疾控公布疫苗补种方案：补种武汉生物疫苗 _ 还有其他选择吗？简直了。。。 tReJFZo
[Shandong published CDC vaccine reseeding scheme the reseeding wuhan biological vaccine _ are there any other choice? Can the... tReJFZo]
新浪微博财经类自媒体人，年的股海沧桑,民间职业股票投资人.操作风格<超短线结合波段>微博是个人炒股日志，不做咨询、荐股，跟风者自负盈亏。
新浪体育：
【林书豪：从小就遭种族歧视】“我在美国长大，大家都笑话我‘你是中国人，你不会打球’，而且对手在球场会向你喷不太好听的话。当你上场的时候，他们不会尊重你。所以你需要非常自信，不要让别人对你的看法影响自己。” tReJwVyl
[[Jeremy from an early age by racial discrimination 】 I grew up in America, everyone laugh at me, are you Chinese, you dont play a ball game, and opponents on the pitch will spray is not very nice to say to you. When you play, they wont respect you. So you need to be very confident, dont let others think about you get to yourself. tReJwVyl]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
飞机的坏品位：
“爱就是明白我们有伤害彼此的力量，却要用尽力气不让对方受伤。”🚬#龙虾派对#
[The power of the love is to understand that we have hurt each other, but dont let the other injured with all his might. 🚬#龙虾派对# ]
只想做一名享乐主义的情色作家。
董路：
热身赛对阵幸运星，朱尼奥个人表现集锦！——他不到周岁！我在场边看着很感动！我会给他更多的表现机会！tReJBjm（上#秒拍#看我的最新短视频，下载秒拍->tRghBIW）
[Warm-up match against lucky star, zhu has personal performance highlights! - he is less than one full year of life! Im very touched on the sidelines looking at! Ill give him more opportunity to perform! TReJBjm (# # s clap on looking at my latest short video, download seconds - > tRghBIW)]
乐播足球创始人、中国足球小将发起人
画片集：
蓝色冰岛。作者：DANIEL CASSON
[Blue Iceland. Author DANIEL CASSON]
公众号：LU-Paris
勺布斯：
我很少用所谓“说教”的方式，去直接给一个人建议。
因为我觉得每个人虽然情绪大体都会经历那些悲喜，但这些悲喜的细节，却是千差万别。
人们说当局者迷，我却说，当局者最清楚。
放弃也好，执着也罢，其实都是当下的那个时刻，对自己来说最好的选择。
就好像，很多时候在痛苦里执着并不是为了真的以后
[I rarely use the so-called moralizing and go directly to a person. < br > because I think everyone experience the feeling, although the mood in general but the details of this feeling, are different. < br > people say a distance, but I said, the authorities knew best. < br > to give up, persistent, were present at that moment, the best choice for yourself. < br > like, and many times after persistent not to really in pain]
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