2018年7月28日星期六

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    [笑cry]@Fridddd为什么我觉得声音好酥,人好温柔[二哈]@他只是个孩子啊哈哈哈哈哈哈笑到头掉[允悲]@广告也震惊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@恋爱不如买买买公开处刑了哈哈哈哈哈哈
[@ Fridddd why laugh cry, I feel good sound crisp, ha] [two people good tender @ he is just a child mew ahaha ha ha ha ha smile head off [allow sad] @ advertisement also shocked ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ love not buy buy buy a publicly condemning ha ha ha ha ha ha]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

当当李国庆:
    每一个追求梦想的年轻人都值得点赞@Gurus_ICE冰块,小朋友加油!@声闻聚将SevenGurus,加油!
tRexFieU ​

[Every young people to pursue deserves some praise @ Gurus_ICE ice, kid! @ headlines will SevenGurus, come on! < br > tRexFieU]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

微博星座:
    #水逆退散# 生活不易,要保持假笑。十二星座#最假假笑#指南第一弹! ​
[# # water inverse fading life is not easy to keep a fake smile. The zodiac # # the false false smile guide first play! ​]

微博星座命理官方微博

猫扑:
    【男生相亲“新套路”:#为省钱相亲只网聊不见面#[doge]】岁的女生沈丽认识了岁的杨明。对方在网上和她聊得火热,却从来不主动约她见面。沈丽即将放弃,在第个月,男生第一次和她见面就表白。后来,男生承认是为了省钱才不约沈丽,之后几次约会中,都是女方付钱,或者他要求女方事后转账。沈丽一...全文: m.weibo ​
[The boy dating new pattern # # to save money to online chat dont meet [doge]] - year - old girl met at the age of shen Yang Ming. Each other on the Internet to chat with her but never take the initiative to ask her to meet. Shen is going to give up, in the first months, the boy for the first time and meet her profession. Later, the boy admitted that in order to save money is not about shen, after a few dates, is the woman to pay, or he asks the woman after the transfer. Shen a... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    浙江桐庐廊桥倒塌,乘凉群众被压,死伤
[Zhejiang tonglu covered Bridges collapsed and cool people are crushed, casualties]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

知乎:
    @户外探险 :只要还活着,就想多向上爬一步才死👉tRexFyGL ​
[@户外探险 :只要还活着,就想多向上爬一步才死👉tRexFyGL ​]

发现更大的世界

汽车之家:
    #新能源问答精选#【新车开了没几个月就卖掉,究竟为什么?】经常逛二手车市场的车友们一定会注意到这样的情况,很多新车只开了几百公里就卖掉了。二手车商大多会说是车主遇到经济危机才决定卖车的。但事实上真的是这样吗?专业人士告诉你这里的玄机。(Via:蓝宝课堂)tRexFyGJ ​
[New energy question and answer selected # # 【 new car opened a few months away, why on earth? Often go to the used-car market drivers must be noticed that such a situation, a lot of new car only opened hundreds of kilometers away. Used car daqo will owners encountered economic crisis was decided to sell cars. But the fact is it true? Professionals to tell you the mystery here. (Via sapphire classroom) tRexFyGJ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #车迷猜猜猜#你们猜,司机看到这个红绿灯心里在想______?[允悲] tRecqaL ​
[# # fans to guess you guess, the driver saw the traffic light in the heart in want to...? [allow sad] tRecqaL]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    #这就是对唱# 终极预告来袭,三位对唱发起人鹿晗@M鹿M 罗志祥@羅志祥 李荣浩@李荣浩 合体发起召唤,这个夏天,一起对上心跳,唱出味道!@这就是歌唱对唱季 稍后见!
tRetYPB ​

[# # this is duet ultimate warning strikes, three deer duet promoter Lu Han @ M M show @ show Li Ronghao @ Li Ronghao fit a calling, in the summer, on the heart together, sing the taste! @ this season is singing duet See you later! < br > tRetYPB]

音悦台:
    那些年KTV必点的男女对唱情歌,每首歌都好甜![心]tRKewpWh ​
[In those years the KTV will point men and women singing love songs, each song is so sweet! [heart] tRKewpWh]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

微博位置:
    年月日 点分左右,成都市武侯区金融城偶遇明星黄子韬,详细内容请点击 tRexedug ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, wuhou district of chengdu city tao ran into star, details please click tRexedug]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

平安北京:
    【女子半夜碰上陌生司机搭讪 轻易上车被绑架】近日,广西来宾一女子半夜在路上遇到陌生司机搭讪,女子竟毫无防备轻易上了车。上车后,一名男子突然从后备箱钻出来,和司机一起用手铐将女子铐住并索要两万块。可当家人把钱转过去后,女子却失联了。警方根据线索追踪,成功解救女子并将两名嫌疑人抓获。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The woman in the middle of the strange characters driver strike up a conversation Easily get on the car were kidnapped 】 recently, on a woman in the middle of the night in the guangxi guests have driver strike up a conversation, the woman has no defenses on the car easily. Get in the car, a man suddenly from the trunk, and the driver together with handcuffs to restrain the woman and asked for twenty thousand pieces. Can they turn money in the past, women have been lost. The police according to the clues to track, successfully rescued the woman and the two suspects arrested. ... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

优酷:
    #电视剧古剑奇谭二# “不管上天还是入地,我一定要治好你!”先捅刀,再发糖,是让人揪心的“异羽cp”没错了[心]@颖儿Yinger @付辛博
tRexgpP ​

[# series DLC, tan # both god and into the ground, I must cure you! First stabbed knife, candy again, is to let a person heart different feather cp yes [heart] Yinger @ @ clever son xinbo fu < br > tRexgpP]

冷笑话精选:
    可爱!!@乳不贫何以平天下小仓许[憧憬]@文科班校花酱哼!@善财神哈哈哈哈@粽粽粽粽粽粽粽别烦我@白娘娘别烦我@正经星人气到夹不起来!!!
[Cute!!!!! @ milk why not lean xu flat world capital [hope] @ liberal arts class beauty queen sauce hum! @ the good god of wealth ha ha ha ha @ reed reed reed reed reed reed reed dont bother me dont bother me @ @ white empress serious star popularity to clip up!!!!!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

ZAKER:
    【深圳一副局长跑步时晕倒不幸身亡】 深圳市南山区规划土地监察局副局长刘晃鉴今天在跑步时晕倒,经送往香港大学深圳医院抢救无效死亡>详情 tRexrIFd ​
[When running, deputy director of the shenzhen a faint 】 the death of nanshan district, shenzhen city planning and land administration, deputy director of Liu Huang jian fainted when running today, through to the Hong Kong university shenzhen hospital death > tRexrIFd for details]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

汽车之家:
    【《大叔据说》-万买东南DX值得吗】对于小型SUV来说——东南DX的确是以颜值吸引了很多消费者,那么除了外观设计外,这款车究竟怎么样呢?广大车主对东南DX用车感受如何呢?我们今天就来依托于汽车之家的车主口碑的大数据,来听@王壮同学 聊聊这款车。同时也别忘了互动,转发+评论就有机会获得《大...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 uncle is said to be - than buy a southeast DX worth 】 for small SUV - southeast DX is really appearance attracted many customers, so in addition to design, what would happen to the car? The owner of southeast DX car feel how? Let us today in home of the car owners of word of mouth of big data, to hear the @ levre e students Talk about the car. Interactive, also dont forget to forward + comments will have a chance to get the big... m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    【刘坚军、张伟性侵未遂事件 录音证据曝光】月日,网友@孙孙向你扔了只狗 爆料自己曾在不满周岁时遭遇羽毛球世界冠军刘坚军、前国羽队员张伟性侵未遂。日放出受害者父亲质问刘、张两人的录音,在录音中刘坚军表示自己的行为“只能说是不符合教练的做法,最多时行为不端,我也没犯法”,并称“这...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Liu Jianjun exposure, zhang wei attempted sexual assault event recording evidence 】 month day, netizens @ Sun Sun threw a dog revealed he had to you in a badminton world champion at the age of dissatisfaction Liu Jianjun feather player zhang wei, former countries attempted sexual assault. Day release victim father questioned liu, zhang, two people in the recording Liu Jianjun said their actions can only say that does not conform to the practice of the coach, most misconduct, I didnt break the law, saying this is... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    #新车情报局# 【新款比亚迪宋EV实车图 续航公里】可以看到新款比亚迪宋EV的前脸也换上了那个Dragon Face,内饰也换了个超大的液晶屏,整体都在向唐靠拢嘛[doge](非官方拍摄,照片质量像早上不想起床的小编,还请谅解) ​
[# # new cia [new byd song EV figure life real vehicle kilometers] can see the first Face of the new byd song EV also changed the Dragon Face, interior is in a large LCD screen, overall gravitated to tang! [doge] (unofficial, small make up picture quality like dont want to get up in the morning, also please understand)]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

卢健生:
    VR內容中国领先于美国?[吃惊] 目前肯定不是啊!
[Content of the VR China ahead of the United States? [surprised] is certainly not!]

Z CAM, CEO

但斌:
    等飞机时,消磨时光[笑cry]@刮风下雨睡觉:我已经把抖音删了,太损耗时间了
[When the plane, killing time [laugh cry] @ windy rain to sleep I already had deleted trill, too much loss of time]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    下载了一个抖音,看了一下,不得了,有趣的微视频真多!怪不得会让一些人上瘾!这对腾讯🐧的使用时长也构成了一定程度的挑战。有些行业看似不可动摇的商业壁垒,随着时间流逝也会面临挑战! ​
[Download a trill, checked, and micro interesting video! Its no wonder that makes some people addicted! 这对腾讯🐧的使用时长也构成了一定程度的挑战。 Some industry seems unshakable commercial barriers, over time will face a challenge! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博位置:
    #值得去# 世界那么大,有空就去Kawa红树林浪吧![笑而不语][笑而不语]图片来源:悠MIl,丶此号永久停用......#马来西亚·Kawa红树林[地点]# tRGoaly ​
[It # # the world so big, free to wave Kawa mangrove! [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] image MIl leisurely, number, this permanent stop... # #, Malaysia Kawa, mangrove [place] tRGoaly]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

吴昕:
    哇塞,感觉有点偶像的样子呢,哇哈哈哈哈哈哈#快乐大本营# ​
[Wow, the appearance of feeling a little idol, wow ha ha ha ha ha ha # # happy camp]

工作事宜,请发邮件至@qq

冷笑话精选:
    这大妈skr人才[doge]@广告也震惊大妈太强了!!!@资深观众韩梅梅我pick这位大妈[跪了]@米斯CoCo醬這位大媽厲害了 [Aloha][允悲]@金黄炸薯仔大妈skr止吧 哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈可爱
[This aunt SKR talent [doge] @ ads also shocked Boyle is too strong!!!!!! @ senior audience han meimei I pick the Boyle] [kneeling @ mizpah, CoCo paste hi mate much [means] [allow sad] @ golden Fried potato Boyle SKR check Ha ha ha mew ahaha ha ha cute]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博位置:
    停下忙碌的脚步,来看看美丽的晚霞!
[Stop busy footsteps, to see the beautiful sunset!]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

优酷:
    #剧版镇魂##超级剧集镇魂# 收官战报暨特调处暑期工作报告出炉[米奇比心]感恩所有镇魂女孩男孩亿次的支持和数不尽的心意,你们是特调处收获的最大惊喜~故事会有结局,回忆没有终点,盛夏有你,不负相遇[心] ​
[Version of the super show azraell azraell # # # # play between newspaper and special mediation summer jobs report [mickey than heart] Thanksgiving all azraell girl boy one hundred million support and thoughts, you are the biggest surprise, mediation harvest ~ story will end, memories, there is no end of summer have you, not meet [heart]]

但斌:
    @alexhdong:蒙牛的估值也不低啊,倍,伊利才倍
[@ alexhdong mengnius valuation is not low, times, yili to times]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    【尴尬!明明是无锡宣传海报,却写着“欢迎来四川”[衰]】在车流量很大的无锡市通江大道隧道内挂有一张 无锡印象 的城市宣传海报,其上有灵山大佛、南禅寺等诸多无锡地标元素,可下面的英文却是“Welcome to Si Chuan”有记者向无锡梁溪区城管进行了反映。对方表示已与相关单位联系,尽快进行修改。 ​
[[embarrassed! It is wuxi posters, but says welcome to sichuan [failure]] in tongjiang road in wuxi city, a lot of traffic there is a tunnel Impression of the city of wuxi posters, on the lingshan Buddha, south temple, and many other elements, wuxi landmarks can be the following English is Welcome to Si Chuan a reporter to wuxi reflect Liang Xi district urban management. The other party says it has contact with the related units, as soon as possible. ​]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    我也@偶尔麦片皮卡丘:钱是我目前为止的核心了
[I am @ occasionally cereal pikachu the money is at the heart of me so far]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【纪凌尘回应出轨传闻 没时间出轨】[吃瓜][吃瓜][吃瓜]
[【 ji LingChen derailed in response to rumours Dont have time to cheat] [eat the melon] [eat the melon] [eat the melon]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【纪凌尘回应分手传闻 否认出轨】!纪凌尘工作室发微博否认出轨传闻:“最近老纪都在工作室里,没时间出轨,谢谢。”还有网友晒出疑似其本人在粉丝群的回应,“相信我啦,一会解决,无中生有的事。”网友们王艺微博里找到了纪凌尘合照,是普通的模特圈工作关系还是真的出轨,等待当事人的回应,毕竟...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 ji LingChen response derailed breakup rumors deny 】! Ji LingChen studios derailed bo denied rumours ji recently in the studio, have no time to cheat, thank you. Some of the suspected himself in the fan base, believe me, for a while to solve, out of thin air. Netizens found ji LingChen Wang Yiwei bo, photo is the ordinary modeling work relations or really cheating, waiting for the response of the parties, after all... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博位置:
    年月日 点分左右,布鲁塞尔偶遇明星谢娜,详细内容请点击 tRexTtny ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, Brussels encounter star uproot shayna, details please click tRexTtny]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

南方都市报:
    #轻松一刻#曾入围奥斯卡的百年金曲《Yesterday Once More》,是世纪欧美经典的英文歌曲之一。视频是年Carpenters兄妹俩,在比利时献唱的珍贵现场版。缅怀过去,致敬经典。tRebEMyV ​
[# # relaxed moment was nominated for Oscars one hundred hit Yesterday Once More, is one of the century, European and American classic English songs. Video is Carpenters brother and sister, singing the precious live in Belgium. Remembering the past, homage to classic. tRebEMyV]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

保时捷:
    #porschemoments# 勒芒经典车赛,为庆祝保时捷 周年,更为传递 #SportscarTogether# 的喜悦,保时捷携 辆经典老爷车与传奇赛车来到这一燃擎圣地。赛道上的驰骋,打破了时空的界限。传承经典,放眼未来,现场精彩瞬间,与你分享。 ​
[# porschemoments# le mans, classic car racing to celebrate the anniversary of the porsche, more transfer # SportscarTogether# joy, porsche with a classic car and the car came to a legend with the holy land. Racing on the track, broke the boundary of time and space. Inheriting classic, look to the future, the moment, share with you. ​]

自 年以来,保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国,旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##广汽三菱奕歌#【有望月内上市 曝广汽三菱奕歌新消息】日前,有国内媒体报道称广汽三菱旗下全新紧凑型SUV车型——奕歌将于月日正式下线,并于月内上市销售。作为三菱的全球战略车型,奕歌采用了源自XR-PHEV Ⅱ概念车的设计风格,车身线条硬朗,突出了三菱的家族式设计风格。动力方面...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # # gac every news mitsubishi yi song is expected to be within the public exposure Wilson of gac mitsubishi song new news 】 recently, there are domestic media reports said Wilson of gac mitsubishis new compact SUV - song will officially offline on June , and go on sale in month. As mitsubishis global strategic models, yi song adopted from XR - PHEV Ⅱ concept car design style, the body line hale and hearty, highlight the mitsubishis family-owned design style. Motivation... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

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