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冷笑话精选：
可爱[米奇比心]@静磊时代@我的前任是极品 [允悲]@因为遇上AI@黑科技在日本一个被美貌和演技耽误了的rapper[爱你] @深夜一只猫so real
[Lovely than heart] [mickey @ static lei era @ my predecessor is the bestallow sad @ as in AI @ black science and technology in Japan is a beautiful and acting delayed rapper [love] you @ night a cat so real]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪新闻客户端：
真的打扰了...[吐]
[Really excuse me... [spitting]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

大S：
我是其中一個嗎⋯？
[I am one of them...?]

眾生皆平等萬物皆有靈

冷笑话精选：
嗯@情人知己我知道自律的人一定很酷
[Well @ lover friends I know self-discipline of people must be very cool]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

大S：
我，我也是小傑粉啊@ya小蚊子我大王，你关注的是人家粉丝微博[允悲][允悲]@大S在參與這個節目前，我很猶豫，不知道是不是真的要自然的表現生活的實況，我也擔心當時還沒碰過面的兩組嘉賓是不是會有套路⋯現在我可以告訴大家看了算你們賺到因為我們毫無保留的真實的活在這節目中獨一無二堪稱空前
[I, Im xiao jie powder @ ya small mosquito my king, your focus is the somebody else fans weibo [allow sad] [allow sad] @ big S before participate in the show, I very hesitant, dont know whether I really want to the performance of the natural life of live, I also worry that havent touched the two groups of guests would have routines.. Now I can tell you to look at the work you earn because we didnt keep real living in this show unique is unprecedented]

眾生皆平等萬物皆有靈

冷笑话精选：
[笑cry]@dittlos哈哈哈哈沙雕剧情@豆瓣说哈哈哈哈哈哈@我的前任是极品哈哈哈哈哈哈@阿群群小可爱……@CCCCC的F尴尬…
[[laughing cry] @ dittlos plot @ douban said ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sand @ my predecessor is gourmet ha ha ha ha ha ha @ contemplating the little cute... @ CCCCC embarrassing F...]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
幸好发现及时，跑得快..... tRePQTA
[Fortunately found in time, run fast... tRePQTA]

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冷笑话精选：
[笑cry]@是陈可爱诶拼命了@真十内居然有合集！[二哈][二哈]@温水有双小红爪还有合集哈哈哈哈我感觉他们吵架的内容非常丰富啊。 tReNWfgu @町弟噹導 hhhhhhhh@杨不萌酱：试图吃掉对方面前的空气，憋死对方，高手啊！[doge]
[[laughing cry] @ status is Chen Keai desperately @ really within had the collection! [two ha] [two ha] @ warm water had double little red claws and collection ha ha ha ha I feel they quarrel content is very rich. TReNWfgu @ town brother when conducting HHHHHHHH @ Yang of sauce trying to eat the air in front of each other, suppress dead each other, master! [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

星巴克济南：
第一眼，爱上它的美轮美奂，
第一口，沉醉于它的馥郁浓醇之味。
当咖啡邂逅冰淇淋，奇妙融合的瞬间，打破想象的边际，升华味觉体验。咖啡融合冰淇凌，月日，即将在济南星巴克部分门店全新上市，点击链接tReALZ 报名参加咖啡融合冰淇淋品鉴会，和我们一起感受夏日的一口沉醉吧！
[At first glance, fall in love with its beautiful, < br > the first bite, indulge in its fragrant of the thick alcohol flavor. < br > when encounter coffee ice cream, wonderful fusion of the moment, break the imagination of the marginal, sublimation of taste experience. Coffee ice cream, June , the starbucks stores in jinan new listing, click the link tReALZ sign up for ice cream tasting coffee fusion, and we feel the summer a drunk together! ]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

冷笑话精选：
明白了@全宇宙最帅美少女-：不联系你真是不喜欢你，不是忙
[See @ the universes most handsome beautiful girl - dont contact you really dont like you, is not busy]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

知乎：
#知乎放映室# 你的不尊重，才是对我最大的尊重
[# zhihu projection booth # you dont respect, is the greatest respect for me]

发现更大的世界

新浪汽车：
#海外车讯# 【奔驰EQC要发布了！】奔驰EQ品牌首款全新纯电动SUV EQC将月日在斯德哥尔摩全球首发，据说这车又快又持久——百公里加速秒，续航里程超公里。唐你怕了没[doge]
[- # # overseas car 【 Mercedes EQC to release! Mercedes EQs first brand new all-electric SUV EQC date of its world debut in Stockholm, it is said that the car fast and lasting - hundred kmSEC, range over kilometers. Are you afraid of the tang didnt [doge]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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微博搞笑排行榜：
预告今晚分互动题目：“从小至今，你周围有哪些很奇特的名字”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic since childhood until now, what are around you very strange name. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

大S：
在參與這個節目前，我很猶豫，不知道是不是真的要自然的表現生活的實況，我也擔心當時還沒碰過面的兩組嘉賓是不是會有套路⋯⋯現在我可以告訴大家，看了算你們賺到！因為我們毫無保留的真實的活在這節目中！獨一無二，堪稱空前！心疼我的兩組好鄰居！真心相待！
[Before participate in the show, I very hesitant, dont know whether I really want to the performance of the natural life of live, I also worry that havent touched the two groups of guests would have routines... Now I can tell you, see you earn! Because we have no reservations of real live in this program! Unique, is unprecedented! Love my two sets of good neighbours! Sincerely treat each other!]

眾生皆平等萬物皆有靈

冷笑话精选：
转需[作揖]
[Turn to be [bowing]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪新闻客户端：
【电动车在家充电有多可怕[衰]】总说电动车不要入户充电，却总有人置若罔闻！看看这段视频吧！tReNTU
[How terrible the electric vehicle charging at home [failure]] always said electric cars dont enter a charging, has always been ignored! Look at this video! tReNTU]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博位置：
年月日点分左右，上海市黄浦区外滩街区偶遇明星黄婷婷，详细内容请点击 tRepsg
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, principal of the bund of Shanghai huangpu district neighborhood encounter star, details please click tRepsg]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

南方都市报：
老人西安地铁上行乞，安保人员劝阻反被打[衰]
[The old man begging on the subway in xian, to dissuade by security guards play [failure]]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

猫扑：
#猫扑夜话# 如果给你十亿，你想怎么花？[喵喵]
[# # mop night if billions to you, how do you want to spend it? [meow]]

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新浪新闻客户端：
【岁大爷抢地铁被夹被阻止后大骂值班员王八蛋[摊手]】月日，武汉地铁号线，一辆列车正要关门时，一多岁的大爷突然抢上地铁被夹住。就在千钧一发之际，值班员把大爷拉了出来。没想到，大爷转身就锤了一下值班员，还大骂：“就晚了一分钟，你这个王八蛋。”tRepVdT
[【 year-old man caught the big ye rob the subway stop to lambaste attendant bastard [stand hand]] month, wuhan metro line, when one train was about to close a s the big ye suddenly grab is clamped on the subway. At this juncture, attendant to pull the big ye. Unexpectedly, the big ye and turned to hammer the attendant, also to lambaste just a minute late, you this son of a gun. tRepVdT]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
同居是一种什么样的体验
_______________________
[Cohabitation is a kind of what kind of experience < br > _______________________]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
#夜福利#引擎声浪呼啸而来，宝马M 款 M CS~
[Come the welfare # # night engine sound, BMW M M CS ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

玩转instagram：
深夜云吸猫[喵喵]
[The night cloud sucking cat [meow]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

新浪汽车：
#交通万象# 一辆自行车把现代撞出一个大窟窿，这车速得多快啊[衰] tReNhb
[# # vientiane traffic a bike knocked a big hole in the modern, ah how fast the speed of tReNhb [failure]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

南方都市报：
深圳斤巨蟒闯进村民家疯狂觅食……
[Shenzhen jin python breaking into the villagers home crazy for food...]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

卢健生：
然！
[However!]

Z CAM, CEO

新浪汽车：
#新车情报局# 【T-ROC探歌正式上市售价.万起】一汽-大众官方宣布旗下首款SUV车型T-ROC探歌于今日（年月日）正式上市，新车定位于紧凑型SUV，轴距在海外版基础上加长了mm，搭载.T及.T高低功率版发动机，共计推出款车型，售价区间为.-.万元。
[# # new cia [T - ROC song officially listed price. All the 】 faw Volkswagen officially announced its first ever SUV model T - ROC agent song today listed on (date), a new positioning in the compact SUV, wheelbase, on the basis of the overseas edition of lengthening the mm carry. T. T high and low power version of the engine, launched a total of models and price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【杭州闹市区车祸已致死伤多岁肇事女司机开黑色奔驰】今天时分，陈某某（女）驾驶黑色奔驰车在竞舟路由北向南行驶至文二西路口时车辆失控，冲撞在路口行驶的车辆和行人，造成后果严重的道路交通事故，目前致人死亡、人受伤，多辆车辆损坏。伤员均送医院救治，肇事者已被公安机关控制。...全文： m.weibo
[The hangzhou downtown traffic accident has death s damage the woman driver black Mercedes 】 today, XXL a black Mercedes (female) driving the car in the racing boat routing north to south to article west road vehicle out of control and crash in road traffic and pedestrians, causing serious consequences of road traffic accidents, kill people, people were injured, now more vehicles damaged. The wounded were sent hospital, who has been the public security organ shall control. ... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
琥珀蚊子美甲教程，我已经搞不懂这个世界了。。。。tReqHGUq
[Amber mosquito nail tutorials, I already dont understand this world... tReqHGUq]

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卢健生：
葉導下次可以用我們@ZCAM E微型電影機拍攝，效果會更好！[笑cry]
[Leaf guide next time you can use our @ ZCAM E miniature motion-picture machine, the effect will be better! [laughing cry]]

Z CAM, CEO

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【渭南医生暴打病患视频流传院方：患者先动手医生是受害者】月日，渭南市中心医院发生医患冲突。视频中显示，一名医生在暴打一名便衣男子，地上满是血迹。医院人员回应称，患者先动的手，“我们医生在诊室里面被他们锁起来打”。视频中男子胳膊上的伤口是进医院前斗殴所致。tReNjLla
[【 weinan doctor suddenly and violently dozen video circulated the hospital patients patients first doctor is the victim 】 month day, weinan doctor-patient conflict center hospital. Shown in the video, a doctor in beating a plainclothes man, the ground was covered with blood. Hospital staff responded that patient first hand, our doctor in clinic by them locked up. Video in the mans arm is wound into a hospital before the fight. tReNjLla]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

青年时报：
【突发！文二西路竞舟路口一奔驰车失控撞倒十余人，造成死伤！】月日时分，陈某某（女）驾驶浙AT号小型客车在竞舟路由北向南行驶至文二西路口时车辆失控，冲撞在路口行驶的车辆和行人，造成后果严重的道路交通事故，目前致人死亡、人受伤，多辆车辆损坏。伤员均送医院救治，肇事者已...全文： m.weibo
[【 emergency! Article two road racing boat crossing a Mercedes runaway hit more than people, dead! June , the XXL one (female) was driving AT the zhejiang small passenger cars in the race boat sailing route north to south, the west crossing when the vehicle is out of control, the impact on road traffic and pedestrians, causing serious consequences of road traffic accidents, AT present, kill people, people were injured, many vehicles damaged. The wounded were sent hospital, who has... The full text m. eibo]

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