2018年7月27日星期五

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北美吐槽君:
    “不想住JY改造的宿舍是我太娇气了吗?” ​​​
[JY transformation dormitory is my dont want to live too temperamental? ​​​]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

许子东:
    「你说甲生疮。甲是中国人,你就是说中国人生疮了。既然中国人生疮,你是中国人,就是你也生疮了。你既然也生疮,你就和甲一样。而你只说甲生疮,则竟无自知之明,你的话还有什么价值?倘你没有生疮,是说诳也。卖国贼是说诳的,所以你是卖国贼。我骂卖国贼,所以我是爱国者。爱国者的话是最有价值的, ​​​
[You say JiaSheng sores. Armour is Chinese, you said China life boils. Since China life boils, you are Chinese, is that you also gave birth to a boil. Since you also sores, you like armour. And you said only JiaSheng sores, unexpectedly have self-knowledge, you still have what value? If you do not have sores, mean Kuang. Also is said Kuang traitors, so you are a traitor. I called traitors, so I am a patriot. Patriot is the most valuable,]


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赵露思的微博:
    啊 睡觉 ​​​
[Sleep!]


工作事宜请联系:@qq(漫漫)

心中有炮自然嗨:
    一起来感受下,有老婆做饭的感觉是什么吧。扎心不? tReGSTcM ​​​
[Together to feel, with a wife whats it like to cook. The heart is not? tReGSTcM]


广诰合柞请私信.

春树:
    关于“江湖”式的生活方式,关于狂放不羁爱自由,我也喜欢,我至今喜欢。我也曾担心过说出性侵是否与我曾经的人设不符,本身你自己就“朋克”嘛,你为什么那么在乎被压迫被伤害?你就不能接受这些,把这些当成你追求自我解放或性解放的副产品吗?不能!我热爱自由,更厌恶强权,身体也是权力,性也是权 ​​​
[About jianghu way of life, about spainish uninhibited love freedom, I also like, I still like it. I was worried about whether sexual abuse does not accord with people I have ever set, itself punk yourself, why you are so CARES oppressed damage? You cant accept these, regard these as you pursue a by-product of emancipation, or sexual revolution? Cant! I love freedom, more of power, the body is also a power, sex is also right]


支持你自己 Support yourself

东方财富网:
    【谷歌收欧盟亿欧元“罚单” 安卓生态将生变?】近日,谷歌收到了欧盟亿欧元(约合亿美元,或亿元人民币)的天价罚单,欧盟认为谷歌基于安卓系统存在垄断行为。相比高额的罚单,“富可敌国”的谷歌更担心的还是对安卓生态以及谷歌生态的影响,对于安卓垄断地位的挑战将导致围绕着谷歌的开发者流 ​​​
[[Google accept the eu million euro ticket android ecosystem will be -? Recently, Google has received the eu billion euros (us $or RMB one hundred million) for ticket, think Google based on android system exists monopoly behavior in the European Union. Compared with the high ticket, wealthy Google worry more about or influence on ecological and Google android ecological, challenge for the android monopoly position will lead to flow around the Google developers]


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世界搞笑排行榜:
    以前发个脾气,牛都拉不回来,如今生个气,转眼就觉得没必要。
时间渐渐磨去了年少轻狂,也渐渐沉淀了冷暖自知。
成熟后却学会:越痛,越不动声色;越苦,越保持沉默 。 ​​​

[Used to send a temper, cow pull dont come back, now have a gas, suddenly feel not necessary. < br > time grinding to the dazed and confused, gradually also gradually precipitated the affair. < br > mature is to learn, the more painful, more quietly; The more suffering, the more silent. ​​​]


搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

笑抽了:
    那个胖胖的同学...不学无术,你爸妈拿钱干啥来了![笑cry] 哈哈哈惹不起惹不起    #搞笑不寻常# tRoUCo ​​​
[The fat students... Unlearned, your parents take money do come! [laughing cry] hahaha not to be taunted not to be taunted # # funny unusual tRoUCo]


分享搞笑幽默,愿我能带给你开心一笑

罗玉凤:
    在这种地方不知道会不会碰到王局?看他们的节目真的太欢乐了。。[污][污] ​​​
[In a place like this I dont know will encounter the king bureau? Really is too happy. Look at their programs. [pollution] [pollution]]


本人联系邮箱:shanghailuoyufeng@

江湖郎中之歌:
    #中华好诗词#
专家最专人民币
坐诊全靠耍机器
别看医院不咋地
一年能赚几个亿!

看病贵看病难,病人有气对着医生撒,其实医生也属无奈。权力寻租层层压榨利润空间、制假售假者铤而走险、医监药监党组纪检等等庞大机构编制与民争利,七八块钱的药临床六七百……
海外医院,多由政府捐资乡绅也捐,社会 ​​​

[# # the good poetry the most dedicated yuan < br > < br > experts visit on play machine all < br > dont look at the hospital is not going well < br > a year can earn several million! < br > < br > cost of medical care, the patient have spirit to the doctor, the doctor actually also is helpless. Power rent-seeking layers of squeezing profit margins, counterfeiting ShouJiaZhe risks, medical drug safety party discipline and so on large institutions compete with the people, seven or eight yuan medicine clinical overland... < br > overseas hospital, donor government squire also donate more, society]


俺是诗人俺不酸 俺陪媳妇洗床单! (诗作原创,图片大多源于网络 侵删) 敬启:【不发私聊 不入群 违删】

虎扑绝地求生:
    【PGI总决赛TPP模式个人击杀榜:OMG小狮子排名第二】

第一名 Gold_Esca 杀
第二名@OMGlionkk 杀
第三名Ghost_prphie 杀
#PGI# #为中国电竞打call# ​​​

[【 PGI finals TPP model individual kill list OMG little lion ranked second 】 < br > < br > < br > the first Gold_Esca killed second @ OMGlionkk kill < br > the third Ghost_prphie kill < br > # e-sports play call# PGI# # for China]


虎扑绝地求生官方微博

微天下:
    #动物故事# 主人大热天关掉了哈士奇的电扇。二哈:居然敢关本汪的电扇,铲屎的我看你是想装修。[二哈]tRewzOU ​​​
[# # animal story master heat turned off the huskies fan. Ha incredibly dare to close this wang fan, shoveled shit I think you want to decorate. [two ha] tRewzOU]


全天候的中国最大原创国际资讯平台,新浪新闻中心出品。提供新闻线索请发私信,或发邮件至microworlds@sina

4AM龙神绝:
    落后就应该被挨打 ​​​
[It should be beaten]


AM俱乐部打杂小弟

顶好阅读:
    “当你接触的人越多,层面越高,你会发现:越高端、越有教养的人大都相互支持,抱团发展,因为你好了大家都好。越低端、越缺德行的人,越是喜欢诋毁嫉妒,拆台,鄙视,因为我不好,我也不想让你好。所以,和一群有同样格局和思维的人一起前行才是最重要的。” ​​​
[When you contact the more people, the higher level, you will find the high-end, the most educated people support each other, means of development, because the hello everyone well. The low-end, the wicked man that prefers the denigration of jealousy, dismantle, despise, because Im bad, I dont want to give you. So, with a group of people with the same pattern and thinking together is the most important thing. ​​​]


阅读是种品味,分享是种美德。 欢迎带V的相互关注。(图文均来自网络。 合作联系QQ)

喵爷-吴淼:
    当年我们还嫩! ​​​
[That year we still wet! ​​​]


龟毛之人,时尚边缘人,鼓捣脸上那点事就是事业。 工作联络:Julie 邮件@qq 电话--非工作联络请勿打扰

视频君:
    我对水至清则无鱼这个观念的认知被打破了! tReGCiu ​​​
[I water to pure have no fish the idea of the cognitive is broken! tReGCiu]


一个好玩的博主~

搞笑图片会:
    说实话,每天起床真的也挺简单的 ​​​​
[To be honest, get up every day is really quite simple]


内容搬运自网络,如有侵权,请私信删除。投稿合作请私信

电影馆长:
    超好听!前奏一响就回忆袭来,小刚周传雄现场演绎《黄昏》,是否也是你曾经的电话铃声[心] tReGoHNy ​​​
[Super good to listen! A prelude to a ring just memories, xiao gang Steve Chou live dusk, whether is you ever phone ringtone tReGoHNy [heart]]


骨灰级司机

舅搞笑:
    像不像你女朋友生气的样子

#幽默和搞笑# #搞笑视频# #拯救不开心# tReGoeN ​​​

[Like dont like your girlfriend angry < br > < br > # humor and funny # # # # # funny video save unhappy tReGoeN]


《视频图片均来自网络,如有侵权立删》每日稳定更新百部搞笑段视频 风里雨里污娘这里等你 喜欢段子的私信博主 会更粉丝喜欢类型的段子 感谢有你

囧事搜罗:
    倾盆大雨中,他们依旧风雨兼程。能否给他们个赞
#拯救不开心# tReGoZdg ​​​

[Torrential rain, they still trials and hardships. Can you give them a great < br > # # save unhappy tReGoZdg]


搞笑、幽默、有点囧(原:囧呗)

赤峰龙腾:
    确认过眼神,明显的慌了哈哈[允悲] tReGolBs ​​​
[Confirmed that eyes, clear out ha ha tReGolBs [allow sad]]


郑洪升:
    #郑粉成语连诗词[超话]#()朝气逢勃;()专心致志;()学以致用。 ​​​
[# zheng powder idiom even poetry words [over] # () energetic meet Bob; () devotion; () to apply. ​​​]


岁 四世同堂

热搜情感:
    也许是我们前世的缘份没有修练够

让我们今生有缘有份一定走到最后

我还欠你个幸福如果有来生还给你

#情感屋[超话]#[心]#热搜情感[超话]#[心]@热搜情感 ​​​

[Maybe is our previous lives the fate, didnt practice enough < br > < br > let us this life can have a go at the end of the < br > < br > I still owe you a happy if there is a next life back to you < br > < br > # # emotional house [ultra words] [heart] # # out emotional words [over] [heart] @ out emotions]


让我们一起看繁华世界:合作私信投稿:喜欢关注本人主持超话()#互粉我#互粉超级话题()#情感屋#情感超级话题

萌开心菌:
    吴亦凡称将出新歌diss虎扑 工作室发文斥侵权:严厉谴责 tReGCgx ​​​
[New song will be diss said queer wu tiger flapping studio post describe infringement lambasted tReGCgx]


福利优惠群

触动心弦的瞬间:
    一个妹子在出去吃饭时看到了无比心碎的一幕……一个老爷爷独自坐在餐桌前,伤心地掩面哭泣…妹子仔细看了才发现,老爷爷对面放着的是他妻子的骨灰瓶… #情感# ​​​
[A sister saw very heartbreaking scene in go out for dinner... An old man sitting in the table, face sadly cry... Sister discovered, carefully looked at the old man stood opposite is his wifes ashes bottle... Emotional # #]


希望大家继续支持

猎奇视频君:
    哈哈哈哈哈非常朴实又有力的回答四川话永远不会让你们失望 ​​​​ tReGSTtU ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha, very simple and powerful answer the sichuan words will never disappoint you tReGSTtU]


深圳最新头条新闻,资讯,生活,旅游,,,,,,最靠谱的深圳吃喝玩乐攻略,需要投稿爆料请私信。

前沿思想:
    史上最绿的绿帽子#情感# ​ ​​​
[In the history of the green cuckold husband # # emotion]


合作qq:

朱坤岭:
    政府不受限、人民无自由! tReGKxLT ​​​
[Limited government, the people have no freedom! tReGKxLT]


主投棚改、医院、养老院、高速、公路、铁路、垃圾发电等BT、PPP项目,并为政府平台及香港上市拟上市公司融资。项目请发邮箱:zhukunling@

超搞笑视频精选:
    挤怀孕了算谁的[doge] tReGCCIw ​​​
[Squeeze [doge] tReGCCIw who is pregnant]


这里全部都是搞笑视频

不要再叫我老公了:
    放大你的眼,这个亮点值上亿[憧憬] tReGSlub ​​​
[Enlarge your eyes, the window is worth hundreds of millions of [hope] tReGSlub]


脑袋上边一块布,天下就属我最富。

涂画图画:
    车脏了怎么办...... ​​​
[The car dirty to do... ​​​]


正派古板,不浪漫……最帅生活艺术家

李军林的微博:
    大家都在乐此不疲地发性骚扰的话题,这个话题比你们家孩子打疫苗还重要吗?很重要,但是先放一放,疫苗的事先盯着,请不要被带偏了,拿出大部分的精力来关心疫苗吧,性骚扰的过段时间讨论不行吗。 ​​​
[All in diligently the subject of sexual harassment, the topic was more important than your family children vaccinated? Is important, but first put a put, vaccine stared at in advance, please dont be taken wide, put up most of the energy to care about the vaccine, not sexual harassment over time to discuss it. ​​​]


在无趣的时代嬉皮地活着………

阅读小镇:
    迁就别人 是疲惫而不讨好的事情 ​ ​​​
[Accommodation is tired and not to please others]


作家,今于静谧的小镇停留,读书写作▼合作请私信

最猎奇的视频:
    这比我,玩的任何玩具都高端! ​​​
[This than me, play with any toys are high-end! ​​​]


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