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思想聚焦：
我觉得你的人生就这样了...... tReJjP
[I think your life like this... tReJjP]

QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq

德卡先生的信箱：
“实不相瞒，我已经非常迫切地想要越过这一大段独自成长努力的进度条，直奔到与你哄笑打闹共度余生的日子了。
每天看书到天快亮，都会攒下一小段时间用来留白和发呆。然后脑子里那个小小的你，就会跳出来给我打气。
这个时候，我就会对着窗外闪着零星亮点的夜空，偶尔呼啸而过的机车，和对街依然亮着灯
[Real dont I was very eager to growth efforts alone across a large section of the progress bar, straight to spend the rest of your life to play with your laughter. every day to read to the dawn, will save a short period of time for white space and a daze. Then mind that little, you will jump out to cheer for me. this time, I will be on the outside the window the sporadic highlight of the night sky, the occasional whizzing of locomotive, and across the street lights still]

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北美吐槽君：
“我顾及妻子不想让我母亲来和我们同住，我做错了吗？”
[I dont want to let my mother take care of his wife and live with us, I do wrong? ]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

快递员吴彦祖：
睡觉这个功能是不是坏掉了我怀疑
[This feature is broken I doubt you go to sleep]

从此，面朝大海，春暖花开

刘阳Cary：
阿沁刚刚感觉身上有一个西瓜籽
手一抓一扔
结果扔出去发现是一只卷成一团的小蜈蚣
[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲]
然后吓尿了大尖叫
虽然很心疼但是为什么这么搞笑
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太恐怖了哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Ooze just feel have a - o hand throw throw a catch a results found that is a small roll into a ball of centipede [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] then frighten urine big scream although very distressed But why is it so funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Its so terrible]

梦想是做一个喜剧电影导演

银教授：
“你这辈子有没有被一个人踩过AJ ？”
“没有。”
“那你保护得很好。”
“没有AJ”
[Youve ever been one on AJ? No, . that you will have a good protection. no AJ.]

先别取关，万一好笑呢？

饼饼大战贰狗叽：
存档存档！
[The archive file! ]

道系画手，爱看就看，不看点叉，不要打扰我飞升。

苍南派：
睡不着分享一个恋爱实例吧：

关于嫌弃。

女生和男朋友在一起大概一年半了。他追她的时候，还在找工作，能力不算突出，四处碰壁。后来凑合找到了，工资也不高。但对她还是很珍爱的。

女生当时有点看不见两个人的未来，因为这样下去，以后肯定是比较贫困的。但他对自己还好，女生也就不多想了。

她没
[Can not sleep to share a love instance about abandon. the girl and her boyfriend together about a year and a half. He chased her, also is looking for a job, ability is not prominent, big trouble. Make subsequently found, salary is not high also. But it is very precious to her. the girl was a bit cant see the future of two people, because of so, affirmation is poorer in the future. But he also good to oneself, the girl also dont want to. she didnt]

【护妻狂魔苍南派公号：mangxiaocang】

留几手：
粉丝都是-岁的小女孩不懂事，说有人害我们爱豆，这很正常。你自己都是快岁的成年人了，自己天天说“总有刁民想害朕”，想蹭你热度，想看你坠落……这不是受迫害妄想症是什么？

八杆子打不到的领域，嫉妒你什么？徐峥拍部电影，票房亿，有人嫉妒？比尔盖茨世界首富，网友骂微软系统，是想把盖
[Fans are - year-old little girl dont understand, said someone we love beans, this is normal. You are quick, adult, their daily said that there is always a unruly want to harm me, want to ceng heat, you want to see you fall... This is not a persecution paranoia is what? eight pole could not hit areas, envy you? Xu Zheng shoot a film, and the box office, someone jealous? The worlds richest man Bill Gates, the netizen called Microsoft systems, is trying to cover]

我觉得我像一个艺术家

司机发车了：
这才是大师级别的，佩服[good] #搞笑视频# tReTDQ
[This is the master of other, admire [good] # # tReTDQ funny video]

搞笑+正能量的车。每天带给你欢乐。不定期粉丝有礼哦！快关注上车！

韩国me2day：
#金赛纶[超话]# #金赛纶生日快乐#演技在线,身材棒棒的仙女金赛纶生日快乐!
[# # # Kinsey nylon [ultra words] Kinsey nylon acting happy birthday # to online, a stick fairy Kinsey nylon happy birthday! ]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

网友小布：
今天的第一和第二份快乐
[The first and second joy of today]

国家一级装睡选手

银河舰队小组长：
吴亦凡 beat（刚刚不够严谨热门了就没办法重新编辑现在重发）

beat和作曲完全两回事，说唱里只要词是你写的，flow是你编的，就能称作是作曲。而beat就像我们在节目中看到的那样，rapper创作歌曲之前都要先选择beat，然后再自己创作，有很多公用的beat可以选择。

有很多人做了beat就放在mixtape区域
[Wu queer beat (just not rigorous hot cant edit again now resend) beat completely different composition, and rap as long as the word is, you wrote in the flow is you, can be described as music. And beat like we see in TV, rapper before writing songs to choose the beat, and then their creation, there are a lot of common beat can choose. there are a lot of people did beat on mixtape area]

我从东方来

露宝milu：
今天是特别的一天呀
从昨天开始小熊就特别温柔
带我和瑶瑶去看电影吃宵夜
千依百顺的帮忙乘进碗里的米粉里放多少块肉多少块鱼蛋也按照吩咐悉心照料着……
去年的这个时候你刚刚失恋我水痘初愈
还记得这些片段吗不知不觉已经一年了。
我带着满脸疙瘩印和一群朋友出现在太古汇
想着给你一个生日惊喜
[Today is a special day! from yesterday began to bear special tender with f and I went to the movies to eat snack the thousand in accordance with the best suitable help take put how many piece of meat into a bowl of rice noodles how many piece of fish eggs also care according to the order... this time last year you just brokenhearted Healing at the beginning of my chicken pox remember these clips Unconsciously has been a whole year. I took a full face of a knot in ones seal and a group of friends in thinking of swire remit a birthday surprise for you]

餘生皆假期

花泽美美：
你们的男朋友会给你背包吗？
[Your boyfriend will give your backpack? ]

一个人的兵荒马乱

全是沙雕：
夏天该是什么样？
是与你拥抱的每个空调房
我从不会说我爱你
但我会认真的吐出每粒西瓜籽
不是我不爱西瓜
也不是我不爱夏天
只是我想在在夏天结束前
留下你最后甘甜
[What is the summer? is with you hug each air-conditioned room I never said I love you but I will seriously out each grain - is not I do not love watermelon is not I dont like summer but I want to be in before the end of the summer leaving you last sweet to my taste]

你的快乐瀑布！欢迎大家投稿👏

西山人质：
攻壳机动队. 傀儡謡. Making of Cyborg.川井憲次

. tReYSc
[Ghost in the shell. The puppet rumours. Making of Cyborg chuan xian time well tReYSc]

『时代的主人』

阿富汗奸细：
记得迷你人老师跟我说过，当你真心喜欢一样东西的时候，会有奇遇的。

的确是。
[Remember the mini one teacher told me, when you really like one thing, there will be a adventure. b it sure is. ]

Everything is connected！｜公众号：afghanspy

RW客栈外传：
Doinb和马哥的直线距离只有两米

而他坐在了一旁，缓缓打开电脑看起了马哥的直播[作揖]

郭芙蓉：送个火箭啊！

Doinb：算了，送不起，借我一百块（送火箭）
[Doinb and Marco linear distance is only two meters. and he sat down on the side, slowly open the computer look up Marco live [bowing] guo lotus send a rocket! Doinb well, cant afford to send, I borrow one hundred dollars (send rockets)]

RW客栈打杂小妹郭芙蓉

潜白它说：
有本子挑选就行啦。应该有喜欢的角色吧。
tRepsvok
当观众的愿望毕竟还是容易实现的，哥哥要加油鸭。🙏🙏🙏
[Have book selection. There should be a character that you like. tRepsvok when the desire of the audience, after all, is easy to implement, brother to refuel the duck. 🙏🙏🙏 ]

我会的不多，能给都给了。

bigbadboii_1219：
잠깐만 쉬어갈게 🚽
[🚽쉬어갈게片刻]

战争史研究WHS：
#风物之旅# 平凉静宁县的皮影戏 tRecZ
[# # custom tour of out leather-silhouette tRecZ jingning county]

半瓶子醋闲人

不当粉头别搞我了：
嘎嘎嘎开心的睡觉去了。[拳头][拳头][拳头]
[Ga ga ga happy go to bed. [fist] [fist] [fist]]

对不起您骂得对帅哥无罪不是业内

罗英锡：
D-#tvn新西游记[超话]#
[D - new journey to the west [ultra words] # # TVN]

Not a penny to my name

中国BOY-Hans：
#中国boy[超话]# 有啥推荐的综艺吗？国外的[思考]
[# # China boy [ultra words] recommend the variety of what? Foreign [thinking]]

up主视频作者商业合作联系QQ：有一位很爱很爱的女朋友。

韩国me2day：
男女团带来的其他团的cover~特别喜欢这种特殊舞台有木有！一个小合辑看看有没有你最喜欢的那个经典舞台！（cr.Ace Kizz） tReNNh
[Mens and womens group from other groups cover ~ have particularly fond of this special stage! Looking for a small collection of your favorite that classic stage! TReNNh (cr. Ace Kizz)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

让笑声飞会：
当关乎于你的时候，父母就比想象的有钱了。
[When is about your parents have money than expected. ]

新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员，每日输送最搞笑的笑话，更新中。。。

太皇太后您有喜啦：
单身勿点！明白不[嘻嘻] tReBxG
[Not single point! Dont know [xi xi] tReBxG]

情深深雨蒙蒙家有儿女武林外传爱好者

涂画图画：
花束 . Stanley Bielen
[Bouquet. Stanley Bielen]

正派古板，不浪漫……最帅生活艺术家

米花快报：
【柯南警校篇开幕】名侦探柯南连载即将进入众所期待的「警察学校篇」！！下期将刊登青山特别绘制的宣传海报！
安室透、松田阵平等人在警校时期的故事终于苏醒！
[Detective conan conan police post opening 】【 serial is about to enter the expected police school essay!! Aoyama special drawing will be printed in the next poster! chamber through Ann, matsuda array equal during police story is awake! ]

每日更新最快速、最准确、最有价值的名侦探柯南情报。

甜片：
没有人会和肥婆上床的，就算上床也是抱着“来都来了眼睛一闭就过去了就当行善积德吧”
[No one will sleep with fat woman, even if the bed is also holding the came to his eyes closed in the past, when the charitable works]

保持乐观。

哎一股清流：
【pann】公主一样的女偶像
看着这些公主一样的小姐姐真的是满足不仅仅是脸像公主整体给人感觉也就是公主
[Princess pann 】【 female idol looked at the princess little sister is really satisfy the overall feeling giving a person is not only a face like a princess is the princess]

小小翻译博🍧 🍦 🍸 🎸 💿 🎵