2018年7月30日星期一

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北美吐槽君:
    “女友买了房子和车以后我才发现她的家境位数,压力很大怎么办” ​​​
[Girlfriend bought a house and car later I discovered her family digits, a lot of pressure to do]


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郑秀文Sammi:
    爆....汗!💦💦💦💦💦 tReKLWj ​​​
[Critical... Sweat! 💦💦💦💦💦 tReKLWj ​​​]


Woman

改变你的爱情故事:
    当你烦恼不断的时候,说明你有必要出去见见世面了。看看不同的风景,接触不同的人和事,你就知道,你的烦恼是你自己想多了。 ​ ​​​​
[When you worry constantly, you need to go out to see the world. Look at the different scenery, contact with different people and things, you know, your trouble is you want to. ​ ​​​​]


改变人心,影响爱情观的感人爱情故事,感受真爱,请自备纸巾~

人气女王说话术:
    
我感受到的压力
都是来自于我自己不努力
不积极而又不甘于现状的恐慌 ​​​​

[< br > < br > I feel pressure from myself dont work hard < br > not positive and not content to present situation of panic]


口才并不是一种天赋的才能,它是靠刻苦训练得来的!Q Q

来个会说的:
    妈妈出门旅游拍照姿势合集、简直是生动形象[笑cry]  

#搞笑视频# tReKLTup ​​​

[Mother go out to travel photos posture collection, is a vivid [laugh cry] < br > < br > # # tReKLTup funny video]


微博搞笑视频搞笑图片搞笑娱乐节目街头恶搞

幽默段子坊:
    教程发出来了,也不知道你有没有男朋友帮你拍!!![二哈] tReioUOW ​​​
[Tutorial to, also dont know if you have a boyfriend to help you take!!!!!! [two ha] tReioUOW]


分享幽默段子!

写给你的情书丶:
    一世浮生一刹那,一程山水一年华。
余生并没那么多来日方长,只有时光匆匆。
惟愿,好好爱自己,好好爱值得的人,
好好为自己交上一份满意的人生答卷。 ​​​​

[I cant instant, a ride and a life. < br > the rest of my life and not so much there, the only time in a hurry. < br > oh, a good love yourself, love is worth well, < br > a good life for themselves in a satisfactory answer. ​​​​]


💌 请收好

长谷川细作:
    半夜醒来就刷淘宝[doge]
买了一堆东西
再安然睡去 ​​​

[Wake up in the middle of the brush taobao [doge] bought a pile of things < br > < br > enron to sleep again]


我带把儿,逗你一笑 合作请私信

张艺兴XingTweet翻译博:
    #张艺兴[超话]# 【艺兴ins】@努力努力再努力x

艺兴ins更新一则 为印尼祈祷 ​​​

[# lay [ultra words] # @ art xing ins 】 【 hard hard try again x < br > < br > art xing ins updates a pray for Indonesia]


陪张艺兴走向国际化的喜糖~

一神君:
    美国一名陆军士兵在阿富汗阵亡,他死前一周刚知道自己即将当爹。现在,他的女儿刚出生不久,他的战友们第一次见到了这个女婴,和她拍摄了一组温馨的照片[心] #情感# ​​​
[A us army soldiers killed in Afghanistan, one week before his death knows when dad soon. Now, his newborn daughter, his comrades first saw the baby girl, and she took a group of warm picture [heart] # # emotion]


欢迎关注本君,这里是你的情感小站,停留一会or小憩一下是您不错的选择

笑尿蜀黍了:
    当爸爸去工作的时候,家里的状况……#搞笑视频# tReKyRLS ​​​
[When the father go to work, the status of the home... # # funny video tReKyRLS]


视频,就要牛B的!看牛B的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!

wuli疯狂剧场:
    肖奈让微微接电话,刚接就说这是他妈的电话!#微微一笑很倾城##热剧享不停# tReKG ​​​
[Shaw nai let slightly to answer the phone, just after he said this is a fucking phone! # smiled very city of # # # hot drama at constant tReKG]


国内外电视剧视频合集账号

热门视频秀:
    男票被玩坏了[允悲] #搞笑幽默事# tReKLQHe ​​​
[Male ticket is playing bad [allow sad] # # tReKLQHe funny humor]


业务QQ 热门,经典,搞笑。时时分享全网搜索。

全球第一恶搞:
    终于看到原版了……[doge]#拯救不开心##搞笑视频# tReKtt ​​​
[Finally saw the original... [doge] # save unhappy # # # funny video tReKtt]


各种新奇搞笑视频

STARember:
    摸个这周的苹果头 ​​​
[Touch a apple head for this week]


不定期失踪咸鱼。不约稿。头像壁纸自取不用问。

怀存:
    #怀存日记# ... 伦敦,大雨。炎热的夏季终于结束了。周日庄园的午后时光。贤少的绘画日记。无限欢喜。 ​​​
[# having deposit journal #... London, the heavy rain. Hot summer has finally ended. The farm an afternoon on Sunday. Xian less painting diary. Infinite joy. ​​​]


我在涂鸦,小鸟在窗外歌唱~~~

赤峰龙腾:
    小哥这一下皮得,新娘差点掉下来了[哈哈] tReKyHAn ​​​
[Little elder brother the skin, but the bride nearly fell off (ha ha) tReKyHAn]


触动心灵的英文短句:
    
随着眼界的开阔,需要的东西就不一样,所以人心易变,岁月无情,问心无愧就好。

With the enlargement of the horizon, the things needed are different, so peoples hearts are easy to change, time is merciless, it is good to have a clear conscience. ​​​​ ​​​​

[< br > as the vision is open, need is different, so the heart variable, time, it is good to have a clear conscience. < br > < br > With the enlargement of the horizon, the things men are marketers, so performance already are easy to change, is merciless, it is good to have a clear conscience.]


全天小时不停更新那些触动你心灵的文字合作QQ

顶好阅读:
    “低质量的勤奋,不过是营造一个我很努力的幻觉。勤奋不是马不停蹄,而是有效利用手头的时间;努力不是一味埋头苦干,而是用智慧解决问题。 ” ​​​
[Low quality of diligence, but is creating an illusion I work hard. Diligence is not on, but the effective use of time in hand; Efforts not just hard work, but with the wisdom to solve the problem. ]


阅读是种品味,分享是种美德。 欢迎带V的相互关注。(图文均来自网络。 合作联系QQ)

小黑视频:
    超火的小姐姐舞蹈合集,舞跳得好就算了,笑起来还超好看![心] tReKLeB ​​​
[Super fire little sister dance collection, dance well calculate, laughing is super nice! [heart] tReKLeB]


实拍类视频,不做热门转发高视频,不喜勿关!

美食有一套:
    做了一份不同寻常的豪华炒饭,超满足,隔壁小孩来也不给他吃! tReKyjjf ​​​
[Did an unusual luxury Fried rice, satisfied, next to the child to also do not eat to him! tReKyjjf]


做自己的饭,让吃饭的人说去吧~

趣味无限大集合:
    年了,当时从香港买回来了,现在还能用![赞] tReKUIUg ​​​
[Years, from Hong Kong to buy back, also can use now! [who] tReKUIUg]


分享快乐

一句温暖的签名:
    有时候你生气 愤怒 伤心
其实只是因为你所得到的结果
和你以为的差得太远
你总是和自己在较劲 ​​​

[Sometimes you angry angry sad < br > is just because it is the result of you < br > and do you think the difference too far < br > you are always fighting and himself in]


每天更新最精彩的图文,关注我有好运♥

罗玉凤:
    刚才在油管上看到冯提莫唱王心凌的《睫毛弯弯》,听了秒我就忍不住哭了。。 ​​​
[Just see feng on the tubing timothy sing cyndi eyelash curved, I couldnt help crying. Listen to the seconds. ​​​]


本人联系邮箱:shanghailuoyufeng@

一句语录签名:
    最难做到的几件事:减肥,早睡,早起,让喜欢的人也喜欢自己。 ​​​
[The hardest thing to do a few things losing weight, early to bed, and early to rise, let the like of the person also like himself. ​​​]


热门微博情感榜常驻砖家。一句语录一个签名 总有那么一句说到心里。想要更多签名可以扫我威信公号:y [爱你](推广合作QQ)

搞笑视频笔记:
    求台下小朋友的心里阴影面积  #搞笑笔记# ​​​
[Ask the audience of children in the heart of the shadow area # # funny notes]


新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员,每日输送最搞笑的笑话,更新中。。。

理想中的美索不达米亚:
    我爸说,我没嫌你啊,姑娘儿赚两千块够了啊,那么会赚钱干嘛,累不累,赚钱爸爸会赚的。[嘻嘻][酷]哎哟喂把我感动的,老爹啊你那么好,你让我以后还结不结婚了啊!那些渣渣怎么和你比啊![哈哈][哈哈]#深夜炫父贴#[心] ​​​
[My dad said, I didnt think you ah, GuNianEr earn two thousand dollars enough ah, doing so will make money, tired not tired, dad will make. [xi xi] [cool] oh hello touched me, dad you so good, you let I later still not married! The Tony how than with you! [ha ha] [ha ha] # # the night cool father stick [heart]]


宫崎骏漫画全集:
    我有抑郁症 最近有点挺不住了 ​​​
[I have recently a little depression is not to live]


每一个,每一个角落都充满着惊喜,每一扇窗户都诉说着动人的(合作QQ:)

木子玮MM:
    欣赏是一种风格
是一种独特自在的感悟风格

缤纷世界无奇不有
有山有水 有花有草
有风有雨 时刻变幻无穷

懂得欣赏便懂得感悟
感悟越深 生活越滋润越轻松…… ​​​

[Appreciation is a kind of style < br > is a kind of unique comfortable feeling style < br > < br > tell the profusion < br > there are mountain water There are flower, grass there < br > wind rain moment infinite change < br > < br > appreciate him feeling < br > the better comprehension Life more moist more easily... ​​​]


爱生活、爱运动、愿交知友

图个小仙男:
    说实话现在是凌晨快四点了,我还在想这件事,我是老薛的粉,同时也很喜欢花花,两家粉丝再吵,我也没有回复,不管最后是谁第一,我想让你们知道,老薛,他在音乐路上坚持了十年,我想还有更多的十年,我们都会陪他,不想看到两家粉丝对骂了,我只能干着急,家人们加油!!(希望薛大傻一直笑下去@薛之 ​​​
[To be honest it is fast at four o clock in the morning now, I still want to this matter, I am old xue powder, at the same time also like flower, two fans again noisy, I also have no reply, no matter who is the last first, I want you to know, Sheffield, he insisted on for ten years in the music on the road, I want to have more ten years, we will be with him, dont want to see the two fans cursing, I can only upset them, people go home!!!!! (hope has laughed down @ xue xue big and silly]


识趣

高雷雷21:
    三天三场,[加油][加油][加油] ​​​
[Three days and three games, [go] [go] [go]]


nothing…

讲句良心话:
    Learn to keep a lid on your emotions. If not, your emotions will control you.学会控制自己的情绪,否则情绪会操纵你。Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to. – Anonymous有时候,你不得不放手,看看这些事情是否值得坚持做下去。 ​​​
[Learn to keep a lid on your emotions. If not, your emotions will control you. Learn to control your emotions, or emotions will control you. Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to. - Anonymous, Sometimes you have to let go, to see if these things worth to keep working on it. ​​​]


QQ:、郵箱:sangking@VIP.

搞笑图片会:
    说出你现在最想实现的愿望,万一成真了呢? ​​​​
[Say what you want to achieve the now, one thousand has come true? ​​​​]


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whoureisnotenough:
    魏璎珞,本宫命令你! [泪][泪] ​​​
[Wei wreaths all that I command you! [tears] [] of tears]


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