2018年7月29日星期日

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国一推主闲来无事,做了个纸板贴在门镜上,这样每次向外看都有一种外卖到了的幸福感[ok] ​
[Island push main spare nothing, to do a paper on the door mirror, so that every time to see have a takeaway to happiness [ok]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻#【交通部:自动驾驶路测仍存三大难题待解】月日下午,交通运输部召开年月份例行新闻发布会。交通部新闻发言人、政策研究室副主任吴春耕就相关热点问题回答了媒体提问。tReaOZd ​
[# # every news [the department of transportation automatic driving road test are still three problems to 】 June in the afternoon, the ministry of transport in a regular press conference in September. The ministry spokesman, deputy director of the policy research office of Wu Chungeng hotspot problems related to answer questions from the media. tReaOZd]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京:
    【跟我走吧 家长不在就出发】很多父母都觉得,自己对孩子的安全教育做得很到位,“我家孩子不可能跟陌生人走的!”可事实真的如此吗?一个街头小测试↓暑期一定提高警惕,转给家长!tRgOGi ​
[Go with my parents not start 】 【 many parents feel that the safety of the children of their own education do very in place, children cant go with a stranger in my house! Is this really the case? A small test left summer streets must be vigilant, to parents! tRgOGi]

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知乎:
    一间小屋子,用好小家具👉tReapikn ​
[一间小屋子,用好小家具👉tReapikn ​]

发现更大的世界

新浪汽车:
    #车圈新闻# 【蔚来向特斯拉车主推销移动充电车?】据外媒报道,中国电动汽车初创企业蔚来现在正向特斯拉车主推销其移动充电车,该移动充电车原是专为蔚来电动车设计的,现在特斯拉车主也可使用。蔚来采用一款电动厢式货车,加电分钟可为Model S增加约公里的续航里程。该服务收费为人民币元或...全文: m.weibo ​
[# #.so news [wei to tesla car owners to promote mobile charging car? According to foreign media reports, China electric car start-up wei to positive tesla now owners to promote its mobile charging car, the mobile charging car is designed for wei to electric vehicles, tesla owners can also use now. Wei to use an electric vans, add electric minutes for the Model S increased about km range. The service fee is RMB or... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑:
    #猫扑段子# 村里唯一一只看过舞狮的狗子...[doge] tReaXcEp ​
[# # mop jokes in the village only seen lion dog son... [doge] tReaXcEp]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    中考成绩对于学生们十分重要,关乎学生们去什么样的高中!升学考试不容马虎!
[Mid-term exam achievement is very important for the students, what about the students go to high school! Entrance exam is not careless!]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #文盲式追星#来感受一下文盲式追星[允悲]除了“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊好好看”不知道还能说什么,是你本人吗?[跪了] ​
[# # illiterate type make track for a star to make track for a starallow sad feeling the illiterate type in addition to agghh agghh good dont know what else to say, are you? [the] on my hands and knees]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    【男子称喜欢孩子强行拉扯抱儿童 引居民恐慌】日,山东济南一男子突然拉扯女童,监控显示,女童呼叫逃离后男子迅速逃窜。事发后曾引起业主恐慌。据@济南公安历城分局 通报,日已将嫌疑人刘某抓获,刘某称因为喜欢孩子,对多名儿童拉扯、抱起并离开原地。@新京报我们视频 tReLrnt ​
[【 man said panic led 】 children like to pulling up children, a man suddenly pull in shandong jinan girls, monitoring shows that girls call fled after fleeing man quickly. After the incident has caused the owner panic. According to @ bulletin, jinan public security over the bureau has ryu captured the suspect, because like children, ryu said pulling for many children, picked up and left in situ. @ Beijing news we video tReLrnt]

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但斌:
    回复@骑驴看口袋俺是平民百姓,走旁边的福门![笑cry]@骑驴看口袋你去了应该把正门大开
[Reply @ ride donkey to see the pocket Im civilians, walk next to the door! [laughing cry] @ ride donkey to see the pocket you should went to the front door wide open]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

ZAKER:
    【人中考成绩出错竟因扫描机故障 考试中心回应质疑】延安,部分中考考生英语阅卷成绩出错,有考生成绩误差达分。当地教育局对成绩全面复查,称扫描机故障,遭家长质疑,“我不相信复查分数”。负责试卷扫描的第三方企业在年被纳入失信被执行人名单,考试中心回应:“不知道有什么违规记录。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The examination result error was for scanner fault test center in response to question 】 yanan, part of the test the examinee English marking result error, the examinee result error of point. The local education bureau comprehensive review to the result, says scanner fault, by the parents, I dont believe in review scores. Responsible for the examination paper scan third-party enterprise was list into the faithless person subjected to execution in years, examination centers responded I dont know whats bad record. ... The full text m. eibo]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

但斌:
    回复@海洋rsl[失望][馋嘴]@海洋rsl你是个理想主义者!是一个脱离了现实的理想主义者!这类人只有迎头一棒才会清醒!
[Reply @ Marine RSL [disappointed] [available] @ Marine RSL you are an idealist! Is a from the realistic idealist! This kind of person hit only in the head with a brick would awake!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@天河红牛中国@天河红牛弱弱的问一下,但总现在是中国籍吧[费解]@但斌
[@ @ tianhe red bull China tianhe red bull, weak weak ask, but always is a Chinese now [difficult] @ but bin]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@何肖力宁波谢谢[心][鲜花][作揖]@何肖力宁波在新华书店看到时间的玫瑰,畅销中
[@ what XiaoLi ningbo thanks [heart] [flowers] [bowing] what @ XiaoLi ningbo see time rose in xinhua bookstore, sell well]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:小圈子朋友谈欧美零关税,贸易战前景》小圈子朋友谈欧美零关税,贸易战前景原创:兹非子美丽中国今天ImperialMarch(DarthVadersTheme)OrchestrtReaKwdw ​
[Published a blog post reprinted small circle of friends talk about Europe and the United States zero tariff, prospect of a trade war, a small circle of friends talk about Europe and the United States zero tariff, original trade prospects the child beautiful China today ImperialMarch OrchestrtReaKwdw (DarthVadersTheme)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:张五常:对美零关税——中美贸易战上上策》张五常:对美零关税——中美贸易战上上策【三顾】成都企业家经理人俱乐部月日笑话中有真理“从经济利益看,不回敬,甚至减美国货的进口税,利益更tReaSGDW ​
[Published the post reprinted even when walking zero tariff on a trade war with China to the United States the best policy, even when walking zero tariff on a trade war with China to the United States the best policy three of chengdu entrepreneurs manager club, joke in truth from economic interests, not back, and even reduce import duties on American goods, more tReaSGDW interests]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    虽然并不是真的拐卖,但是也为司机的热心点赞!@手机上的新浪 妈妈没时间陪孩子,被孩子叫阿姨,心里一定也很心酸[伤心]
[Although not really trafficking, but also for the drivers enthusiastic praise! @ sina on the phone Mother dont have time to accompany children, called aunt by a child, the in the mind must be very sad [sad]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌:
    [笑cry][可怜][哈哈]@A股大骑士:五年前我爬崂山的时候试图穿越这堵墙,结果未能成功,但总试试能否有意外惊喜?[嘻嘻]
[[laughing cry] [poor] [ha ha] @ a-share big knight five years ago when I climb the laoshan trying to cross the wall, the results failed to succeed, but can always try to have A surprise? [xi xi]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:MAS行长:站在年回看全球年监管变革》MAS行长:站在年回看全球年监管变革原创:RaviMenon亚太未来金融研究院昨天来源:新加坡金融管理局网站年tReaajSz ​
[Published the post reprinted MAS governor stand in the years to see global regulatory changes in MAS governor standing in the years to see global regulatory change original RaviMenon asia-pacific future financial institute yesterday source the monetary authority of Singapore tReaajSz in site]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    工作之余,和银河证券的刘晓勇总一起到崂山太清宫游览。印象深刻的是太清宫门前已经有年树龄的柏树,相比自然,人的生命实在太短暂了;在太清宫的石碑前留影,如果新浪微博不倒闭,这个照片估计也可以留千年吧[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry];特意在崂山道士穿墙而过的墙壁处拍了照片,看景不如听景,蒲松...全文: m.weibo ​
[Outside of work, with galaxy securities, robbie always to laoshan tai qing palace. Were impressed by the front of the tai qing palace has established old cypress, compared with natural, human life is too short; Pictured in front of the monument of the tai qing palace, if you dont fail sina weibo, the photos to estimate can also leave one thousand [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]; Specially at the wall and through the wall of laoshan Taoist took photos of the scene than listen to view, PuSong... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【孩子公交车上叫亲妈“阿姨”引来警察 司机:他妈没时间陪孩子比较生疏[可怜] 】山东青岛,一男童独自上公交车,到达某站后,一自称男童妈妈的女子上车抱住孩子,可孩子对其十分生疏。司机报警,民警赶到后询问,男童称“不是妈妈是阿姨”。经查,两人确为母子关系。司机称:“他妈没时间陪孩子”。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The children on the bus told mother aunt from the police driver his mama dont have time to accompany children to compare rusty [poor]] in shandong Qingdao, a boy alone on the bus, a station, after a claim to the boys mother embrace a child woman got on the bus, and the children of the very rusty. The driver call the police, civilian police to ask, after the boy said no mother is aunt. Via checking, two people for the mother-child relationship. The driver said his mama dont have time to accompany children. ... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    【小龙虾又逆袭!飞到迪拜,每公斤售价元】日凌晨,只小龙虾搭乘国际航班从武汉起飞,飞往迪拜,试水阿联酋市场。一下飞机,小龙虾身价倍涨!克包装小龙虾在迪拜售价为迪拉姆,折合人民币元,相当于每公斤元。而国内每公斤小龙虾价格为-元。长江日报tReZtlL ​
[【 crayfish and counter attack! Fly to dubai, price per kilogram] early Saturday, little lobster on international flights taking off from wuhan, flew to dubai, market to the united Arab emirates (uae). The plane, crayfish value times up! G packaging crawfish in dubai for dirhams, equivalence renminbi yuan, equivalent to yuan per kilogram. And domestic small lobster prices for - yuan per kilogram. The Yangtze river daily tReZtlL]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【车子高速上爆胎 施救车主动帮忙换胎后要求付钱[围观]】张先生反映,日他开车从杭州回宁波,路过绍兴时爆胎了,停在路边设置警示牌后换胎。一辆施救车经过主动帮忙,张先生有些感动,谁知对方帮完忙问他要块钱。他不肯给,对方还趴在了他的车上。#你啥看法#tRejRfc ​
[The car on the high speed puncture after the rescue vehicle active help for pay [watch]], Mr Zhang, he drove from hangzhou to ningbo, shaoxing on flat tire, parked in tire after set up warning signs. A car rescue after the initiative to help, some moved, Mr Zhang who know each other for the busy asked him to dollars. He refused to give, the other side also on his car. # # what do you think what tRejRfc]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##标致#【配置得到丰富 标致特别版官图发布】日前,标致汽车官方发布了一组标致 Tech Pack Edition特别版车型照片,该特别版相比现款车型主要是针对外观以及内部配置方面进行了升级,更能满足越来越多的消费者对科技配置方面的需求。tReaMBX ​
[# every news # # # Peugeot [configuration to get rich Peugeot special Edition released official figure 】, Peugeot car official released a set of Peugeot Tech Pack Edition special Edition models photos, compared to the special Edition cash models mainly for appearance and internal configuration upgrade, to meet more and more consumer demand for configuration of science and technology. tReaMBX]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    洼田正孝小哥新剧《软饭男》,堪称超级无敌K窝囊废...如果给你这样一个软萌治愈、帅气可爱、专一爱你、但就是完全不工作不赚钱靠着你吃软饭的男友,你愿意吗?[doge] ​
[Kubota is filial piety the little elder brother play soft rice male, is a super K loser... If give you such a soft of cure, handsome and lovely, single-minded love you, but is not work to make money by not you eat soft rices boyfriend, would you like? [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

ZAKER:
    【老人被发现死亡多日 孙子坐其身边靠喝自来水幸存】 南宁老人在家不幸身亡,多天后才被邻居发现,身边还坐着一名岁多的幼儿,他靠打开水龙头饮水幸存>详情 tReaIgVg ​
[The old man was found dead for many days Grandson sat beside the old man survived by drinking tap water 】 nanning died at home, many days was found that her neighbors also sitting around a s children, he turned on the tap water to survive > tReaIgVg for details]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

平安北京:
    【这些入警前的照片是谁泄露出去的[偷笑]……】tReqYSMl ​
[【 these into p before the photo is who leaked] [laughing]... tReqYSMl]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

知乎:
    明明努力节食、拼命运动,可为什么就是不瘦?👉tReafYgD ​
[When trying to go on a diet, hard exercise, can why is not thin? 👉tReafYgD ​]

发现更大的世界

小野妹子学吐槽:
    事实证明,有房的男人也不一定能结束单身[二哈][二哈] tReXGja ​
[Facts have proven that men who have a room also can not end singletwo ha ha] [two tReXGja]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我们己婚年,他出轨过次,现在还算正常,也天天回家住,但会经常半夜回家,因为这个我们就吵架他就会离家出走,只要闹点别扭,他就会离家出走好几天!他说是因为我闹腾,我只是行驶一个妻子的权利,让他早点回家而已,他回家到半夜还不能问问吗??他过生日,出去穿着新衣服回来,...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend we have years of marriage, he cheated, now is normal, and back home every day, but often come home in the middle of the night, because of this we would quarrel with him will be away from home, as long as make some awkward, he will be away from home for several days! He says it is because I am going, Im just a wife right, let him go home early, he came home in the middle of the night cant ask?? His birthday, go out wearing new clothes to come back,... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

优酷:
    #新舞林大会# 热辣舞魂熊熊燃烧,舞林争霸一触即发!小时的极限排舞过后,他们将会突破自我?还是再一次跌落谷底?今晚迎来A组首场竞演@楊丞琳 @张靓颖 @吴昕 @许魏洲ZZ @任嘉伦Allen @刘维-Julius @_董大力 @毛晓彤 每周日晚优酷全网独播《新舞林大会》,邀你一同见证舞者风采! ​
[# # hot new dance dance soul burning, so imminent! After hours of limit line dancing, they will break through the self? Or drop the bottom again? Tonight for the first race in group A @ rainie @ A Jane ZZ @ @ xin wu @ Xu Wei state Ren Jialun Allen @ liouvilles - Julius @ _ Dong Dali @ Mao Xiaotong Every Sunday night youku tech-oriented run in new dance, invites you to witness the dancers! ​]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【甜蜜的负担!女子生胞胎需万医疗费:有人提议抱养,再困难也要顶过去!】月日,广西来宾,韦翠群剖腹产下四胞胎女儿,得到了爱心人士万多元的募捐。然而,个宝宝顺利出院总共需要万元的高昂医疗费用,有人曾向她提出想抱养一个宝宝,被她毅然回绝了,说再困难也要坚持。[心]...全文: m.weibo ​
[The sweet burden! The woman gave birth to children to all medical treatment it was suggested that adopt, again difficult also to top the past! Month day, guests, guangxi WeiCuiQun quadruplets daughter by caesarean section, the loving people diverse donation. However, a baby smoothly discharged to a total of ten thousand yuan of high medical costs, someone once asked her to put forward to want to adopt a baby, she resolutely rejected, said again difficult also to adhere to. [heart]... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    【男子偷车被人发现后跳河 围观者:先救人要紧![赞]】日下午,成都太升桥附近,一位岁左右的男子企图偷电瓶车,被车主发现。车主大喊“抓贼”,一下围了多位市民过来,小偷撒腿就跑,最终一头扎进河里。汛期的河水又深又急,眼见小偷挣扎一会儿就游不动了,众人讨论后决定,救人!于是众人牵着...全文: m.weibo ​
[The man steal the car was found after the jump river onlookers the doctors first! [who]] day afternoon, chengdu too up near the bridge, around the age of a man tried to steal storage battery, discovered by the owner. The owner shouted stop thief, surrounded by a number of citizens to come over, the thief cut and run, eventually plunged into the river. Flood waters of the river deep and nasty, saw the thief struggled for a while cant swim any farther, all decision after discussion, save lives! So they took the... The full text m. eibo]

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知乎:
    [doge]一「部」之遥
[[doge] a department]

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    【人中考成绩出错竟因扫描机故障 考试中心回应质疑】延安,部分中考考生英语阅卷成绩出错,有考生成绩误差达分。当地教育局对成绩全面复查,称扫描机故障,遭家长质疑,“我不相信复查分数”。负责试卷扫描的第三方企业在年被纳入失信被执行人名单,考试中心回应:“不知道有什么违规记录。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The examination result error was for scanner fault test center in response to question 】 yanan, part of the test the examinee English marking result error, the examinee result error of point. The local education bureau comprehensive review to the result, says scanner fault, by the parents, I dont believe in review scores. Responsible for the examination paper scan third-party enterprise was list into the faithless person subjected to execution in years, examination centers responded I dont know whats bad record. ... The full text m. eibo]

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