优酷:
【笑午茶】如何一秒钟终止办公室闲聊?!我说,天啊,你们快看我的腿,像个猪腿!同事说,不不不,你错了,猪的腿可比你细多了~[doge] 小编好心塞[笑cry]
[How to terminate a second smile afternoon tea 】 【 office gossip? ! I said, oh my god, you look at my legs, like a leg of pork! Colleagues said, no, no, no, you are wrong, the pig leg much more than you thin ~ [doge] small make up good plug [laugh cry]]
新浪汽车:
#购车帮帮忙# 【万内靠谱合资SUV?】不想要烂大街的SUV?那么这三款一定满足你。天逸、欧蓝德和翼虎你们选哪个?
[# # car help 【 wan on joint venture within the SUV? Dont want bad street SUV? So these three must satisfy you. Winner, outlander and wing tiger you choose which? ]
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冷笑话精选:
良家妇猫就这么被玷污了[笑cry] tReTXzT
[Virtuous young woman cat so defiled the tReTXzT [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪新闻客户端:
【大学生靠意念避暑,PK直播吹空调】近日全国持续高温,在杭州下沙大学城,有留校大学生用陌陌直播“吹”起了空调,附近寝室未安装空调的同学还自制纸空调与之PK。这两个直播间成了附近同学意念避暑的圣地,纷纷评论:“很环保”、“透心凉”!全都是人才啊![允悲]你还见过什么奇葩的避暑方式?
[College students on the mind, PK live to blow air conditioning 】 recently the continuous high temperature, xiasha university town in hangzhou, have to stay in college students use Momo live blow on the air conditioning, near the bedroom air classmates homemade paper also not installed air conditioning and the PK. The two near the studio became classmates mind summer mecca, reviews in succession environmentally friendly and cold! Are all talent! [allow sad] have you ever seen what wonderful work way of summer? ]
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猫扑:
【印度名男子轮奸听障女孩长达个月 遭名律师围殴】据印度媒体报道,印度清奈有名男子性侵一名岁听障女孩长达个月。在等待审讯期间,遭到名律师包围狂殴。官方律师协会也表明绝不会为性侵犯辩护。 tRezKvhL
[The Indian man gang-raped deaf girl for months by the lawyer WeiOu 】 according to Indian media, age of chennai in India famous man sexually assaulted a deaf girl for months. Waiting for his trial, crazy ou surrounded by lawyer. The official all China lawyers association also suggests that never defended sexual assault. tRezKvhL]
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优酷:
超级剧集#媚者无疆# 晚媚@李一桐Q 晚香@卓煜茜 小姐姐美艳起舞咯!长安@屈楚萧 这是什么眼神?
tReWZrf
[Super series # # night mei mei are boundless night sweet @ @ Li Yitong Q ZhuoYuQian little sister dance beautiful cough up! Changan @ QuChu shaw, what is this look? < br > tReWZrf]
汽车之家:
#家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们,游戏时间到,快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗?最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷:
#这就是对唱#
对唱音乐,有态度!世界喧闹,我在找你的声音,让我们对上心跳,唱出味道!
[# # this is duet < br > singing music, has the attitude! Noise in the world, and Im looking for your voice, let us on the heart, sing the taste! ]
巴曙松:
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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
猫扑:
【女子担心狗咬人提醒拴绳,被狗主人连摔带踹殴打】月日,昆明一女子在小区内遛狗,黄女士提醒狗主人拴着狗,担心狗会咬到小孩,竟遭到狗主人抱摔殴打。狗主人表示,黄女士出言要弄死她的爱犬,黄女士否认这一说法。目前双方已经调解。 tReUfesY
[【 women worry about dog bites remind tether, beaten by dog owners even belt chuai 】 month day, a woman in kunming in the dog for a walk in the district, the ms wong remind tied to the dog dog owners, worried that the dog will bite to the child, was alleged to have been beaten dog owners slam. Dog owners, said ms wong not to kill her dog, ms wong denies the claim. At present the two sides have mediation. tReUfesY]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【沥青路“开裂”露出南瓜,市民:难道是用南瓜铺的路??】月日,四川内江一沥青路下惊现南瓜。据悉:该路段还在建设,连续高温后突降大雨,温度变化加上洪水冲刷,表层沥青被冲翻。农贸市场积水外冲,南瓜等被冲出,卡在沥青和路基的缝隙里。 tReKddB
[【 asphalt cracking pumpkin, citizen is it pave the way out of a pumpkin?? June , sichuan neijiang an asphalt near pumpkin. Is understood that the road is still in construction, continuous high temperature sudden drop after the heavy rain, the temperature change and flood, surface layer of asphalt are washed. Farmers markets outside the water rushed, pumpkin was rushed out, card in the cracks of asphalt and roadbed. tReKddB]
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冷笑话精选:
一个人的yeah tReoNM
[A persons yeah tReoNM]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
南方都市报:
#午间分享#树懒饲养员每天负责把吃饭吃睡着的树懒,叫醒接着吃……[允悲]网友:树懒这样的生活,简直是人生巅峰![笑cry]tRezGje
[Share # # noon sloths keeper is responsible for the daily meals to eat sleep sloths, wake up then eat... [allow sad] netizen sloth such life, is life peak! [laughing cry] tRezGje]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
赵钦diss吴亦凡 曾经给吴亦凡做过监棚的音乐人 直接说他能力差 说吴亦凡称自己热爱hiphop是对这个文化最大的不尊重[喵喵]还配了刘夫阳diss吴亦凡歌《皇帝的新衣》。你站吴亦凡还是diss吴亦凡?
[Zhao Qin diss wu queer Did the prison tent to wu queer musicians Directly said he said poor ability of queer wu said they love is the biggest disrespect to the culture [meow] also with Liu Fuyang diss queer wu song the emperors new clothes . You stand queer or diss wu wu queer? ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
ZAKER:
【男子不想上班怕被老婆发现躲衣柜 结果遭警察包围】 万象|姑娘回家拿东西发现有动静,以为遭贼急报警。民警在衣柜里发现一男子,刚要上手铐,姑娘突然说“这人我认识”。 tReadRE
[The man is dont want to go to work be afraid of the wife found hiding wardrobe Results all surrounded by the police for 】 | girls go home to take things found a movement, thought that being a thief alarm. Police in the closet, find a man, just want to go to the handcuffs, girl suddenly say I know the man. tReadRE]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
一块去旅行:
常常有人留言说V像她
这个角度好像是有点像
[Someone said V < br > as she always seems to be a bit like this Angle]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:
青年时报:
【华山栈道一游客解绳坠崖 景区:仍在搜寻】日,华山长空栈道。一男子解开安全绳在栈道纵身跃下,多名游客目睹。景区人员回应称,初步判断系轻生,目前正在对该名游客身份进行核查,搜寻工作正在进行,相关原因正在调查当中。 tRebGKTX
[【 huashan road a tourist XieSheng cliff Scenic spots are still searching for 】, huashan the sky plank road. A man was able to solve safety rope under the road jumped, saw a number of tourists. Scenic area personnel respond that preliminary judgment is suicide, is to inspect the tourists identity, the search is underway, the cause is under investigation. tRebGKTX]
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好消息!
[The good news!]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
许凯粉丝倒是很豁达,骂许凯可以骂粉丝不行!新粉:需要反黑吗?老粉:不需要 已经够黑了[笑cry][笑cry]
[Xu Kai fan is very open-minded, not scold Xu Kai can scold fans! Need new powder the black? Already have black old powder dont need to [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端:
【心碎!韩国宝宝在追悼会上看到爸爸遗照 开心大叫“是爸爸”】近日韩国为坠机事故中遇难的名军人举行隆重的追悼会。军方用视频回顾了名遇难者生前的故事。一名遇难者的岁儿子坐在妈妈腿上看视频,突然爸爸出现在大屏幕,宝宝见父亲遗照开心大叫:“是爸爸”。tReiMeh(时间视频)
[【 heart! South Korea baby see dad centerpiece in memorial service Is happy shout loudly dad 】 in South Korea for the plane crash killed soldiers held a grand memorial service. The military use video a retrospect of the victims of the story. Years old son sat in the mother of one of the legs on video, dad suddenly appeared on a big screen, baby saw that their father centerpiece happy shout loudly is my father. TReiMeh (video)]
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小米手机:
【#小米#、小米 SE 开启现货购买】①小米全球首款双频GPS手机,骁龙,DxO超百分相机,元起 ②小米 SE骁龙全球首发,小屏旗舰,元起。转发扩散消息,抽送 台小米。
[【 # # millet, millet, SE open spot buy 】 () millet global first dual-frequency GPS handset, Xiao dragon, DxO super percentage camera, yuan () the millet SE Xiao dragon world debut, small screen flagship, yuan. Forward diffusion, pumping station millet. ]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。
猫扑:
【外卖员突然拳打就餐女童:心情不好,打个孩子出气】月日,济南一女童正在餐厅吃饭,一外卖员突然上前打了她一拳。警方事后询问打人原因,外卖员称心情烦躁,打个小孩出气。经调解,女童父亲选择谅解打人者,“因为他是单亲家庭,得饶人处且饶人。”@时间视频 tReZwR
[【 dinner take-away member suddenly punch girls in a bad mood, make a child to get 】 month day, jinan a girls are at a restaurant, a takeout player suddenly to hit her. The police later asked hit people reason, take-away member said the mood be agitated, a child to get out. Through mediation, the girls father to choose understanding attacker, because he is a single parent families, have set in place and forgive people. @ time video tReZwR]
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优酷:
日剧《警视厅生物股长》优酷上线全网独播,刑警须藤友三(渡部笃郎 饰)被分配到“警视厅总务部总务课动植物管理组”,内心对原工作眷恋不舍的须藤友三,与动物专家、新人警察圭子(桥本环奈 饰)成为搭档。一个是对办案念念不忘的刑警,一个是对动物充满爱意的动物专家,究竟二人将擦出多少火花?优酷...全文: m.weibo
[They the metropolitan police biological circulation youku launch so alone, Interpol must cany friends three (cross department Benedict lang adorn) is assigned to the metropolitan police general class of animal and plant management group general affairs department, the heart of the original work not give Mr. Friend miss three, with animal experts, the police, the son (hashimoto ring nai) become a partner. One is for the case to charge of Interpol, one is loving animal experts to animals, whether two people will wipe out many sparks? Youku... The full text m. eibo]
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:你好!我今年岁,结婚仅两年因为前夫出轨就离婚了,没有小孩。一个月前在一次相亲活动上认识了一个未婚的男孩子,比我小一岁。我们每天都会聊微信,聊彼此的家庭,过去,兴趣爱好,每天都会分享很多事情,见过五六次,慢慢就互相喜欢了,就在今天他跟我说要去国外工作一年,叫我不...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend hello! I years old this year, because only two years of marriage derailed her ex-husband divorced, no kids. A month ago on a blind date activities met a single boy, younger than me. WeChat every day we chat, talk about each others family, in the past, hobbies, share a lot of things every day, five or six times, then slowly like each other, today he told me that you wanted to work abroad for one year, call I dont... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#@a :“想入手一台suv,落地~万,个人注重颜值和品质,一般是市区里跑,周末去郊区自驾游,要求舒适性。大家有没有好的推荐?谢谢!”
[# @ # family help family a think of a suv, landing ~, people pay more attention to appearance, level and quality in general is running in the downtown, the weekend to suburban towns, for comfort. You have any good suggestion? Thank you very much! ]
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青年时报:
【杭州孕妇花万余元买私教课,上了两节课出现先兆早产,想要退钱退课,难】去年月,杭州的唐甲(化名)在怀孕月时,因听说孕期健身有助于顺产,便在自己办理会员卡的健身房里购买了孕期健身课程。唐甲前后两次共签合同买总价值万余元的私教课,没想到上了两节课,她就出现了先兆早产症状。 唐甲提...全文: m.weibo
[[hangzhou pregnant women spend more than yuan to buy the private teaching, on the two classes precursory premature birth, want my money back, back to] last month, hangzhou Tang Jia (a pseudonym) in the month of pregnancy, because heard that prenatal fitness contribute to natural birth, in his card gym bought fitness course during pregnancy. Tang Jia twice before and after they signed a contract to buy total value more than yuan private teaching, thought that the two classes, she appeared aura symptoms of preterm birth. Tang Jia mention... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
超级剧集#媚者无疆# 什么?公子@汪铎 看上的女人竟然不是晚媚@李一桐Q ?长安,你怎么看?@屈楚萧
tReVDvC
[Super series # mei is boundless #? Childe @ Wang Duo woman should not late after mei @ Li Yitong Q? Changan, what do you think? @ QuChu xiao < br > tReVDvC]
新浪新闻客户端:
【三星手机爆炸致女童毁容,家属索赔百万】月日,天津。冯露及父亲诉三星公司产品责任纠纷案开庭,索赔万元。年,岁的冯露在家中被三星Note电池爆炸烧伤,致八级伤残。年月法院立案。tRebXos(澎湃视频)
[The samsung mobile phone explosion disfigurement of the girls, millions of families claim 】 month day, tianjin. Feng Lou and father v. samsung product liability due to the hearing, claims ten thousand yuan. Years, old Feng Lou samsung Note at home, battery explosion burns, changing the disability. Monthly court case. TRebXos surge (video)]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
猫扑:
回复@小规模不是玩笑话,是真心话[哆啦A梦汗] tRecfX @小规模@猫扑 这种玩笑话有什么关系啊?我们平时一直说的,比如朋友叫我打通宵麻将,我说上班时打瞌睡会被开除到时你养我吗?
[Reply @ small is not A joke, it is true [] doraemon sweat tRecfX @ small-scale @ mop have to do this kind of joke? We usually have said, such as a friend told me to stay up all night playing mahjong, I said nodding off at work will be fired by that time you have me?]
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新浪汽车:
回复@波比撩事确实有点过分了@波比撩事支持~不要和稀泥
[Reply @ bobby liao is something a bit too much @ bobby pulled ~ dont muddle things support]
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【南京“岁女童被爸爸和爷爷溺亡”案背后:脑瘫患儿家庭的苦与痛】南京江宁“岁女童”因患有智障,被父亲和祖父推入河中。被至亲杀死,令人震惊。有患者家庭向南都记者表示,“这非常残忍和不负责任”,也承认家庭会因为一位脑瘫儿童无法过上正常的生活,“还是要走下去”。数据统计显示,目前我国的...全文: m.weibo
[The nanjing year old girl be father and grandfather drowned behind the case cerebral palsy familys suffering and pain] nanjing jiangning old girl for people with intellectual disabilities, father and grandfather is pushed into the river. Killed by a loved one, a shocking. With patients families to SMW reporter said, this is very cruel and irresponsible, admits that families because a cerebral palsy children cannot live a normal life, will go on. Statistics show that at present our country... The full text m. eibo]
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