ZAKER:
【女媒体惨遭咸猪手,MG撇清关系,还让受害人写免责声明?】 上周,一名女性汽车媒体人在MG活动疑似遭遇袭胸,而作为主办方的MG名爵,却决定… tReYVUR
[The female media were groping, MG distance, also let the victim write a disclaimer? Last week, a female car media people in MG activities suspected breast, while as MG MG of the organizers, decided to... tReYVUR]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
猫扑:
【斗鱼直播平台发布公告 即日起禁封陈一发儿直播间】斗鱼直播平台今日发布公告,即日起,禁封主播陈一发儿的直播间,并启动对所有主播的爱国主义教育行动 tReYcFjP
[【 bettas announcement broadcast platform Effective JinFeng Chen Yifa son live broadcast 】 bettas are live platform announcement today, from now on, JinFeng anchor Chen Yifa studios, and start to all the host of patriotism education tReYcFjP action]
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刘彦斌:
我的微博里到处都是广告!我实在删不完![嘻嘻]
[My weibo is full of advertising! I cant delete! [xi xi]]
冷笑话精选:
儿时的记忆
[The memory of childhood]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
猫扑:
【#左脚手术却在右脚动刀# 主治医生:常在河边走哪有不湿脚的[摊手]】江苏,姚女士左脚骨折,医生竟然把没有受伤的右脚开刀做了手术。“怎么还买一送一?”姚女士懵了,找医生理论。医生称,常在河边走哪有不湿脚的,“行医这么多年我也没见过不犯错的医生”。tReYzVar @新京报我们视频
[【 # # left foot surgery, but the knife in his right foot doctor often walk along the river bank which have not wet feet [stand hand]] jiangsu, ms yaos left foot fracture, the doctor should not injured right foot operation performed the operation. How to also buy one get one free? Ms yao meng, looking for a doctor. Doctors say often walk along the river bank, which have not wet feet, practicing medicine for so many years I didnt also not seen mistakes doctor. We video tReYzVar @ the Beijing news]
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新浪新闻客户端:
可以原谅出错,不能原谅这理直气壮的态度。@手机上的新浪 这是什么逻辑?[摊手]
[Can forgive mistakes, cant forgive the righteous attitude. @ the sina on the phone what is this logic? [stand hand]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测##长安逸动#【温柔的心 试驾款长安逸动XT.L】一台具有高颜值外观的车,确实能吸引来不少消费者的目光,而且现在年轻消费者是购车的主力军,所以个性和时尚的外观就显得尤为重要。而我们今天试驾的这款车也是如此,它不仅有着个性漂亮的外观,还有着一颗“温柔”的心,它就是第二代...全文: m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # # long easy move 【 tender heart drive long comfortable moving XT. L 】 a high level car appearance appearance, actually can attract the eyes of many consumers, and the young consumers is the main force of car now, so the appearance of the personality and fashion is particularly important. But so did we drive the car today, it not only has a beautiful appearance, personality and a heart to gentle, it is the second generation... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
刘彦斌:
我见过很多有知识没力量的人!因为他们不会正确地运用知识。
[I have seen a lot of people who have knowledge without power! Because they are not properly use the knowledge. ]
巴曙松:
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[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
刘彦斌:
知识就是力量这句话是错的!知识不是力量,正确地运用知识才是力量!
[Knowledge is power this sentence is wrong! Knowledge is not power, correctly using the knowledge is power! ]
优酷:
#电视剧合伙人# 酷酷觉得这应该是仅次于“我爱我家”的NG花絮了呢!哈哈哈哈哈😂,大河向东流啊,天上的星星参北斗啊!跟着文理综男团一起唱!tReYzIhc
[# # television partners cool think it should be second only to I love my family NG trivia! 哈哈哈哈哈😂,大河向东流啊,天上的星星参北斗啊! Follow liberal arts ensemble - sing! tReYzIhc]
猫扑:
【章文私信疑“威胁”蒋方舟】日前,一网友在网上曝光称被章文强奸,而后蒋方舟、易小荷多位女媒体人也发声控诉章文曾对她们进行性骚扰。日,@蒋方舟 微博曝光章文发给她的微博私信。私信中显示,章文疑似威胁蒋方舟,称“外交部发言人常爱说得一句话是:搬起石头砸自己的脚!”蒋方舟霸气回应:“已...全文: m.weibo
[【 copy from internate direct messages suspected threat jiang 】 a few days ago, a net friend online exposure said is copy from internate rape, then more than jiang, easy xiao-he female media people also accused ZhangWenCeng on their sexual harassment. Exposure, @ jiang weibo send her copy from internate weibo messages. Direct messages, copy from internate suspected threat to jiang, saying foreign ministry spokesman said often love is a word shooting themselves in the foot! Jiang domineering response has... The full text m. eibo]
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知乎:
「正常人的骨盆处于中立位,骨盆前倾是骨盆位置向前偏移的异常体态,专业术语叫做『下交叉综合征』。虽然看上去『前凸后翘』,但这并不是由于臀肌发达同时臀部脂肪减少形成的自然翘臀,而是下交叉综合征引起的『伪翘臀』,对身体带来许多不良危害。」👉tReYQfx
[Normal pelvis in a neutral position, the pelvis forward is the abnormal posture pelvis forward migration, professional term called cross syndrome. Although looks up after lordosis, but this is not because the gluteus developed hip fat at the same time reduce the formation of the natural boo, but under the cross syndrome caused by ass, bring a lot of bad to the body harm. 👉tReYQfx ]
发现更大的世界
玩转instagram:
小胖妹罗熙Rohee 最新ins合集[哈哈]
[, sloppy Luo Xi Rohee ins latest collection (ha ha)]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【“黑导游”把轮渡当游览船 块钱票价卖到上百[怒]】近日,上海有一些黑心导游将普通轮渡介绍成浦江游览船欺骗外地游客。导游掏出一叠交通卡,安保人员帮着一起刷。据悉,被骗的游客并不少,原本元的票价有的游客花费元,还有的花费-元。陆家嘴综管办表示会加强管理。tReOlMpq
[【 black guide to sell ferry when excursion ship yuan fares for hundreds of [anger]] recently, Shanghai has some dirty guide to ordinary ferry is introduced into huangpu river tour boat deceive tourists. Guide pulled out a pile of transportation card, security personnel help to brush together. It is understood that cheated tourists and many, originally yuan RMB some tourist spending, and spending - yuan. Lujiazui heald tube office said it would strengthen management. tReOlMpq]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端:
【伦敦地铁内高温℃!乘客不满 官方:空调车再等年[傻眼]】最近几周,英国伦敦部分地铁因未装冷气,车厢内温度逼近℃。有乘客表示不满每天要付.英镑车票钱,却必须忍受℃高温。伦敦交通局回应称,空调列车要到年才能换新。伦敦七八月平均气温,约为℃到℃,而地铁车厢内温度却已高出...全文: m.weibo
[High temperature ℃! Passenger in the London underground Official air conditioned to wait years [been]] in recent weeks, the part of the London underground for not installed air conditioning, car approaching ℃ temperature. Some passengers complained every day to pay. The pound ticket money, but must endure ℃ high temperature. Transport for London responded that air conditioning train for years to change new. London, July mean temperature, which is about to ℃ ℃, has higher temperature inside the subway car... The full text m. eibo]
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微博星座:
#水逆退散# @Eskey知星大锅锅 来和大家聊聊月星座运势和本周水逆情况哦~
[# @ # water regurgitation fading Eskey known star big pot pot with all of you for a chat on constellation chart and water regurgitation of oh ~ this week]
微博星座命理官方微博
猫扑:
一则艾滋防御公益广告,看了视频不管你想到什么,但请先想到你的健康[吃瓜]tRelQev
[AIDS defense public welfare advertisement, saw video no matter what you think, but please think about your health [eat the melon] tRelQev]
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巴曙松:
巴曙松:资管新规落地后信托机构如何转型?
tRejkfb
[Ba could trust institutions how to transform the new rules on the ground? < br > tRejkfb]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
优酷:
媚者无疆 虐哭
媚者无疆开虐了!晚媚@李一桐Q 经历酷刑致毁容仍誓死保护公子@汪铎 的秘密。这段看到暴风哭泣,编剧一下虐了两个人,急需安慰~#媚者无疆# tRejeZKe
[Mei is a boundless abuse cry < br > mei without open abuse! Mei late @ Li Yitong Q experience of torture to disfigured still sworn to protect childe @ Wang Duo secret. This period saw the storm cry, writers about the abuse of the two people, be badly in need of comfort ~ # # boundless tRejeZKe mei]
微博搞笑排行榜:
评论亮点太多[笑cry]@Heloise-Y:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@添福宝今天翻我牌了吗快乐源泉哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@黑夜不嗜睡白天睡得香:沙雕网友总是拉低我的笑点
[Too many comments highlight [laugh cry] @ Heloise - Y ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ another source treasure today through my card yet happy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ night not sleepy during the day, sleep well sand net friend always lower my joke]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
巴曙松:
tRejkPzB信托机构如何转型?
[How to transform the tRejkPzB trust agencies? ]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
新浪新闻客户端:
每个坚守梦想的人都值得尊重!
[Every person who stick to dream deserves respect!]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小野妹子学吐槽:
你喜欢大海,
我喜欢火锅小龙虾钵钵鸡串串烧烤水煮鱼毛血旺皮皮虾鸭脖炸鸡汉堡三明治薯条意大利面披萨抄手小笼包寿司刺身米粉拉面肉夹馍凉皮煎饼果子烤冷面麻辣香锅奶茶果汁可乐。
[Do you like the sea, < br > I like hot pot crayfish bowl bowl so barbecue chicken boiled fish blood flourishing pipi MAO shrimp duck neck Fried chicken burger sandwich fries pasta pizza copied hand the small steamed bun sushi sashimi rice noodle meat clip buns liangpi baked pancake fruit grim spicy sweet milk tea juice coke. ]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
在公司老板会无缘无故吼你,在家里老妈会絮絮叨叨念你,朋友可能突然放你鸽子,男友可能一直沉迷游戏,挤公交会被踩脚被推挤,搬个家又被装修味道熏到头晕...生活中每天都有这些憋气的事,到底什么时候才能大口呼吸?要问如何#这口气不憋了#,请看tReNJqAS tReCEro
[In the company boss will shout you, for no reason at home will pour out my mother read you, friends may suddenly stood you, her boyfriend may have been indulged games, crowded public transport will be forced on foot, move home was decorated flavor smoked to dizzy... Every day in the life the breath, exactly when its time to breathe heavily? To ask how to # # this tone is not filled, please see tReNJqAS tReCEro]
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杨幂:
#LOOK艾特幂#经典复古风,怀旧风也能很摩登~[憧憬]#明星制片人微计划#
tRejgSS
[# LOOK @ # power classic wind restoring ancient ways, nostalgia also can be fashionable ~ [hope] # # star producer micro plan < br > tRejgSS]
这里有一只狐狸,幸福,感恩,知足,爱~><
汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测##捷豹E-PACE#【活力小豹 刘宇尧静态聊捷豹E-PACE】捷豹和路虎一直以来都是分工明确,捷豹做好轿车和跑车,路虎做好SUV,但是随着前几年SUV市场越来越火爆,捷豹也推出了它的第一款SUV F-PACE,而今年,捷豹又带来了小一号SUV E-PACE,那么在这台车还不能开上路之前,我们先来跟着刘宇尧...全文: m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # jaguar E - PACE# 【 dynamic small leopard Liu Yuyao static chat jaguar E - PACE 】 jaguar and land rover has always been a clear division of responsibilities, jaguar cars and sports cars, land rover suvs, but with a few years ago the SUV market is more and more popular, jaguar also launched its first SUV F - PACE, and this year, jaguar and brought in a smaller size SUV E - PACE, so before the car drive on the road is not, lets follow Liu Yuyao... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
青年时报:
【喝了一碗两三天前的梨水,杭州岁男子生命垂危进了重症监护室……】今天上午,记者见到了躺在重症监护室的杨先生,尽管意识清醒,但他还非常虚弱。刚经历了一场生死的他,回想起这几天的经历,后悔不已:“早知道这样,当初我就不该喝下那碗梨水!”tRejdsA
[【 drink a bowl of water two or three days before the pear, hangzhou years old man is in critical condition in the intensive care unit... 】 This morning, the reporter saw lying in the intensive care unit. Yang, although still conscious, but he is still very weak. Have just experienced a life and death, he recalled the experience of these days, regret early know so, I should not drink the water bowl of pear! tRejdsA]
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李冰冰:
#巨齿鲨# 鲨鱼来了!!!怕怕! tRejrhZ
[# specimens # sharks come!!!!!!!!!!! Afraid afraid! tRejrhZ]
新浪新闻客户端:
【不堪重负!印度拖拉机比赛 锡制看台坍塌致百人掉落[衰]】月日,印度拉贾斯坦邦在举行一场拖拉机特技比赛时,场边的锡制简易看台突然发生坍塌,致至少人受伤。据悉,当时现场约有人爬上这个简易棚顶,导致看台不堪重负。当局同时强调该比赛筹办时未经许可。tRelcAhy
[【 overwhelmed! India tractor Tin the stands collapsed to one hundred people fell [failure]] month day, held in a tractor stunt competition in the Indian state of rajasthan, sidelines tin simple stand suddenly collapsed, injuring at least. It is reported, the scene about someone easy climb to the top of the roof, to stand. Authorities also stressed the contest for permission. tRelcAhy]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小野妹子学吐槽:
#黄子韬消失# 黄子韬消失?说走就走去休假了?我猜一定是因为这个: tRejWnn
tRejwTLv
[# # tao tao disappear disappear? Say go walking holidays? I guess it is because of this tRejWnn < br > tRejwTLv]
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