2018年7月31日星期二

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    吴亦凡艾玛斯通@二大王叫我来巡三:卜凡@給你巧克力酱:刘昊然!同年同月同日[嘻嘻] @Miss_Cumberbitch:抖森@她的少年和他的Gucci:易烊千玺.
[King wu queer Emma stone @ call me to tour BuFan @ give you chocolate sauce Liu Haoran! On the same day the same day the same @ Miss_Cumberbitch hee hee, shaking, @ her youth and his Gucci easy Yang seal.]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【开车时遭蜂群突袭!男子为救妻儿只身引开蜜蜂】日,内蒙古赤峰,一家三口开车行驶在路上,一辆运蜂车,疑似蜂箱掉落,一群蜜蜂突然飞进车内,爬满人全身。丈夫只身引开蜜蜂,被严重蛰伤,他还忍着巨痛将车开到医院。目前妻儿已脱离危险,男子仍未脱离生命危险。@梨视频tReSEi ​
[【 when driving by colony raid! Man to rescue his wife and children alone away 】 bees, chifeng in Inner Mongolia, three driving on the road, a car carrying bee, suspected hives, a swarm of bees flew into the car, infested with people the whole body. Her husband away bees, was badly stung, he endured the pain and will drive to the hospital. Now is out of danger of his wife and children, the man is still not out of danger. @ pear video tReSEi]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    热血盛夏,一起仙侠!
带话题#电视剧古剑奇谭二# #酷玩古剑二#
发布你的衍生创作(剧版游戏相关均可)
并@优酷 即有机会获得由@优酷 联合@古剑奇谭 游戏送出的精美周边豪礼!还有神秘的实物道具大奖等你来揭晓+抱走哦![来] ​

[Hot summer, XianXia together! < br > take topic # TV DLC tan # # coldplay DLC released # < br > your derivatives creation (either play version of the game related) < br > and @ youku is a chance to win by joint @ @ youku DLC, tan game out elegant surrounding lavish gifts! Props and mysterious physical prizes waiting for you to be + out oh! [to]]

小米MIX:
    #MIX壁纸博物馆# 七月三十一日,天气晴。 ​
[# # MIX wallpaper museum on July , the weather is fine. ​]

在未知的大门前,愿我们都是好奇的孩子。小米MIX,去探索。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【大妈躺在℃地面上“热疗”:能吸收能量治病,比按摩拔罐效果好[傻眼]】月日,河南洛阳一公园里,几位大妈全副武装躺在地面、石头雕塑上,说这是在“热疗”,能让身体吸收能量。路过的年轻人体验过后,直呼秒都受不了,估计有五六十度。tReaNKN ​
[【 aunt lying in ℃ heat on the ground can absorb energy healing, better than the effect of massage cupping [been]] month day, luoyang, henan in a park, a few Boyle armed lying on the ground, stone sculpture, said it was in the heat, can let the body absorb energy. After passing young people experience, call seconds all can not stand, it is estimated that there are degrees. tReaNKN]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    超级剧集#媚者无疆# 喜欢是什么?就是长安@屈楚萧 静静看着安睡的晚媚@李一桐Q ,想要得到却又不敢触碰的小心翼翼!
tRelobLF ​

[Super series # # mei person boundless like what? Is changan @ QuChu shaw @ Li Yitong Q quietly looked at sleep late, want to get the but again dare not touch carefully! < br > tRelobLF]

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 开车前多观察一下车辆和仪表盘,不要粗心哦~skr[喵喵]
[# # V chat car before driving more and look at the vehicle dashboard, dont careless oh ~ SKR (mews)]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈是亲妈没错了 tRelSzC ​
[Ha ha ha ha ha is mother yes tRelSzC]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #大V侃车# 比亚迪唐.T与广汽传祺GS应该算在最受关注的座SUV车型之列了,这次@吴昊小二郎 用了分钟的时间,对两辆车展开了五大项深入对比,想详细了解两辆车的朋友可不要错过哟。[doge]
[# # big V kan car byd don T and transmit the gac kei GS should calculate in the biggest concern of suvs, the @ waley xiao in the minutes, the two cars launched five categories thorough comparison, friends may want to learn more about two cars dont miss yo. [doge]]

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南方都市报:
    【地铁扫码乘车遇尴尬,手机没电需补最高票价,差价不退 你怎么看?】近日,许多乘客反映,乘坐北京地铁,用手机APP扫码进站后,如手机中途没电,需按要求补齐最高价款才能出站。尴尬的是,要想退差价却很难。专家:属于侵犯消费者权益行为,地铁公司应承担应有责任。@中国之声 tReCcLsh ​
[【 subway sweep code to meet embarrassed, cell phone battery is need to fill the highest ticket, price difference is not retreated what do you think? Recently, many of the passengers reflect, taking Beijing subway, using a mobile phone APP code after the pit stop, such as mobile phone no electricity, need to supplement the highest price according to the requirement to the outbound. Embarrassing is, if you want to refund the difference is very difficult. Experts belong to the act of infringement of consumer rights and interests, the subway company shall have the responsibility. @ tReCcLsh voice of the China]

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微博位置:
    #值得去# 马蹄湾美景[围观][围观]开启夏日之旅[心]图片来源:Promise_Joyce,missannichen......#美国·马蹄湾[地点]# tRGoKSW ​
[# # is worth the horseshoe bay scenery [watch] [watch] [heart] image open summer trip Promise_Joyce, missannichen... [place] # # the United States, the horseshoe bay tRGoKSW]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

优酷:
    #电视剧合伙人# @朱亚文 这位低音炮为了追校花,其实开始是为了道歉,十分花式,十分开眼界…..先是将校花送到了保卫处,又将校花变成了迎新晚会上的笑话,接着又去劫校广播站….亚文哥,您真是的大地儿子的朴实发挥到极致了呢~tRelk ​
[# # @ ya wen zhu TV partners The subwoofer to back to school and began to apologize, actually is very fancy, ten separate horizon... .. First term to the defence, and beauty into new jokes at the party, and then go to rob the school radio station... . So the elder brother, you are the sons plays to the maximum he simple ~ tRelk]

汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化#Jaguar 捷豹 XJ 年进化史,你最中意哪一款~ tReWNJp ​
[# # every car culture Jaguar Jaguar XJ in evolutionary history, which is your favorite series ~ tReWNJp]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    太猛了[允悲]@磨人的小妖精哦:这个我真的笑了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 蛇:大姐你摇了我吧 @Jamespresent:让你捆绑,没让你用蛇捆绑。。
[Too fierce [allow sad] @ the goblins of grinding people this I really laugh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha snake elder sister you shake me @ Jamespresent let you, didnt let you use the snake. .]

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巴曙松:
    tRelMlc信托业转型 ​
[TRelMlc trust industry transformation]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【一面墙挂台空调外机 !旬大爷不敢开自家窗户:#一开窗就热浪滚滚#[抓狂]】月日,家住上海宝山区永清路的王爷爷抱怨,他家对面商务楼外墙有台空调外机,噪音和热浪让他睡不好觉,更是不能开窗。 该小区居委会工作人员回复称,街道会牵头城管部门进行上门查看。@梨视频上海频道 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[The aim of a wall hanging outside air conditioning machine! Big ye dare not open their Windows # one window heat # [mad]] month day, who lives in Shanghai baoshan district YongQing road grandpa to complain, the king of the house opposite the business building external wall with outside air conditioning machine, noise and heat let him sleep, but cant open the window. The neighbourhood committee staff reply said, the streets will lead the urban management department for the door to see. @ pear video channel in Shanghai... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    【姑娘生猛 :医生,您看看这就是咬我的那条蛇[笑cry]】浙江一年轻姑娘在外面散步时,手机掉进了路边草丛,伸手去捡却被蛇咬了一只手,而她一顿操作顺势抓住了蛇,带着它去医院给伤口做了处理[允悲]幸好这是一条赤链蛇,没有毒性,医生说被咬后最好先不要惊慌,可以将伤肢进行绑扎,可以减缓毒液的扩散...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 girl doctor, you see this is the snake bite me [laugh cry]] when a young girl walking outside, zhejiang mobile phone fell into the grass by the road, reached for the pick up has been bitten by a snake, with one hand and her operation conveniently caught the snake and take it to the hospital gave the wound treatmentallow sad fortunately, this is a red snake chain, no toxicity, the doctor says is bitten after the best dont panic, first leg tie, can be to slow the spread of the poison... The full text m. eibo]

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青年时报:
    【小伙被婚恋网络诈骗团伙洗脑,见“女友”后竟自愿留下干家务两年】浙江泰顺的林先生以为在婚恋网站上遇见真爱,一个月就转给对方上万元,却落得被拉黑的结局。浙江泰顺警方接到这起婚恋诈骗案报警后,调查发现,该诈骗团伙中,有不少人曾跟林先生一样被骗,且他们的遭遇更离奇:跑去见“女友”后被这...全文: m.weibo ​
[The guy was dating network fraud gang brainwashed, see girlfriend unexpectedly voluntarily leave do housework after two years 】 zhejiang taishun county Lin thought that meet true love in dating sites, tens of thousands of dollars a month to each other, only by the end of the block. Zhejiang taishun county police received the marriage fraud after the alarm, the survey found that the fraud gang, a lot of people like Mr Lin has been tricked, and their encounter stranger after running to see a girlfriend is this... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【这么胖不好意思见“老公”!为更好地见偶像EXO,少女减肥个月暴瘦斤】广州的Yuminee大学毕业一年了,一度工作状态很差想辞职。刚好EXO要开演唱会,她花高价买了门票。有人却说,你这么胖怎么好意思去见“老公们”。为了以最好状态见偶像,她决心开始减肥。个月的时间减下斤,不仅身材变好了,...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 so fat ashamed to see the husband! To better see idol exobiology, girls lose weight months suddenly and violently jins thin 】 guangzhou Yuminee graduated from the university for one year, once working condition is very poor want to resign. Exobiology is just a concert, she spend high price to buy the tickets. Someone said, you are so fat how not bashful to see the husband. In order to best meet idol, she decided to start a diet. Months lose pounds, not only better,... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    回复@似火骄阳也[微笑]@似火骄阳也我小时候上的厕所是在池塘上建起来的。今天的生活真的发生了翻天覆地的变化,首先要感谢邓小平的改革开放,希望中国能越来越向文明世界靠拢,不但物质文明,还要精神文明。
[Reply @ fire sun also [smiles] @ fire sun also when I was a child on the toilet is built on the pond. Really great changes have taken place in todays life, first of all thanks to deng xiaopings reform and opening up, hope that China can become more and more civilian world, not only the material civilization, spiritual civilization.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈作图速度真快@快乐蟹宝Thx哈哈哈哈哈哈哈麻痹表情包出来的真快
[Drawing speed so fast ha ha ha ha ha @ crab treasure Thx ha ha ha ha ha ha ha paralysis expression on the package so fast]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小米手机:
    #小米Max#巨无霸级全面屏,充电宝级大电量… 实际上手体验如何?一起来看国内科技媒体专业评测。 ​
[# millet Max# big MAC level full screen, charging treasure grade big power... Actual use experience? National science and technology media professional evaluation together. ​]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

但斌:
    打错了!多了一个万字[污]@老牌的瑟青年:市区房价个亿啦??不过呢,风水轮流转吧,有的时候工人阶级占便宜,有的时候农民活得很滋润,高级知识分子也有特倒霉的时候,大商人大官吏也并不是一直都能保持高位,不要只拿自己倒霉的时候和别人顺风顺水的时候比就好了,心态平和一点生活会更舒心
[Wrong number! One more word [pollution] @ veteran of youth urban housing prices $?? However, the tables have turned, sometimes take advantage of working class, farmers live very good, sometimes senior intellectuals have bad times, big businessman officials can not always remain high, dont just take their bad times and others well than good, a little calm life more comfortable]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@用户[微笑]@用户讲到工人阶层的痛处了!!两口子同时下岗,自己全额交了十几年一年比一年高的社会金,退休金还不到事业编退休的一半!!企事业退休双轨制让企业人心寒的制度!!![弱][弱][弱]
[Reply @ users [smiles] @ when it comes to the working-class home!! Get laid off at the same time, their full handed over more than ten years gold every year high society, pension is less than half the career make retirement!!!!! Enterprises and retirement double-track system enterprise person chilling!!!!!!!!!!! Weak weak weak [] [] []]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #电视剧武动乾坤# #杨洋[超话]# 专访:林动林琅天兄弟俩剧里泥潭中肉搏[加油][拳头]私下转眼就一起吃咖喱大餐[跪了][跪了]杨洋拍摄过程中耳朵血管破裂,real心疼[可怜]不管是兄弟情还是这么认真的动哥,都太期待了[来][来][来]月日优酷全网独播 VIP会员抢先看集哦!tRelGvKc ​
[# # # show arms move heaven and earth and Yang [ultra words] # interview dynamic post day Lin Lin brothers mire in the melee in the play [go] [fist] privately in the curry dinner together] [kneeling] [kneeling Yang Yang in the process of filming the ear vessels rupture, real love [poor] brotherhood or so serious elder brother, is looking forward to [to] [to] [to] youku cut in February nd run in VIP member first set! tRelGvKc]

南方都市报:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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汽车之家:
    #论坛精选日报#【不留遗憾 终入奔驰AMG C Coupe】开始选车纠结了有一段时间,最后没有了当初的激情。所以,车还是不要等,等来等去,依旧等不到最好的。还好,AMG始终在那里等着你。何况,汽油机渐渐走下历史舞台的将来,能拥有V,哪怕仅仅是体验过V,也是非常值得的。所以,找了过去帮忙定过A...全文: m.weibo ​
[坛论# #【选报精日遗留入不AMG驰奔憾终始消费率(开杯C结了选一车纠间有最段时,当有了后没爱情的初情激车,还以所等,是要等来不去,依等旧的到最不等。还好,好AMG终始等着那你在何里,油汽。机况下走历史渐渐舞台,将能来的拥有哪五,仅是怕过五体仅是验,也得值的非常以找了。)”,所定过去...帮忙过A全文m。weibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【杭州一辆奔驰撞倒十余人 已致人死亡 [蜡烛]】日晚,杭州一名女子陈某驾驶一辆黑色奔驰车行至路口时车辆失控,冲撞到车辆和行人。据杭州警方通报,已致人死亡、人受伤,多辆车辆损坏。伤员均送医院救治,肇事者已被公安机关控制。事故原因正在进一步调查。tRecup ​
[# # weibo communication radio [hangzhou a Mercedes hit more than people have been deadly [candle]] Friday night, a woman in hangzhou XXL driving a black Mercedes dealership to crossroads when the vehicle is out of control, collision to vehicles and pedestrians. According to police report, hangzhou has kill people, people were injured, many vehicles damaged. The wounded were sent hospital, who has been the public security organ shall control. The cause of the accident is being investigated. tRecup]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    #电视剧古剑奇谭二# 没有什么烦恼是一顿烧烤解决不了的[给力]这道理,连神仙都懂[偷笑]@姜雯Coco ​
[# series DLC, tan # theres nothing worry is a barbecue not solve [to] the truth, even the gods know [laughing] @ Jiang Wen Coco]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    你和 ______ 是同一天生日?? ​
[______ is and you were born on the same day?? ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    回复@拂晓清雪[心][握手]@拂晓清雪是曾相识,我是三线企业长大的,经历过了下岗再创业。希望我们的祖国越来越好@但斌回复@黑豹公子[泪]@黑豹公子想起了小时候,父母这一代都是最不容易的。特别是经历过下岗潮,能够打拼出来的工人子弟都不容易!
[Reply @ dawn dawn clear snow [heart] [shake hands] @ clear snow met once, I was brought up three wire enterprises, has experienced the laid-off to start a business. Hope our motherland more and more good @ but bin reply @ panther childe [] tears @ panther childe remembered when I was a child, parents of this generation is the most difficult. Especially the experience of lay-offs, to struggle out of workers children is not easy!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@谦卑努力[微笑]@谦卑努力国家最愧对的是年代的工人。什么都没有。到老了失去劳动力了拿着最低的工资,享受最低的医保,还就一个孩子。
[Reply @ the humble effort [smiles] @ humble effort is the most live up to the country s workers. Nothing at all. To the old lost Labour minimum wages, enjoy the lowest coverage, also is one of the children.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

青年时报:
    【杭州公共自行车“无桩停车”终于要来了,年底前个站点要进行改造】杭州公共自行车“小红车”已经成为不少市民日常出行中不可或缺的组成部分。但也存在一个问题,就是高晚高峰时,不少热门站点存在“借还车难”的问题。而采用“电子围栏”,实现“无桩化停车”,就是一个解决途径,杭州即将启动主...全文: m.weibo ​


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但斌:
    [泪]@日月良福成工人不易,尤其是病退早退的工资也就千左右。@流氓痞子集团:现在拿着两千来块钱退休金,眼睁睁看着公务员教师拿七八千块钱退休金,看周边农村拆迁,工人成了两头不靠的边缘户。
[[] tears @ lunisolar LiangFuCheng workers is not easy, especially health retirement early dismissal wage is thousand or so. @ hooligans do group now take two thousand dollars pension, watched civil servants, teachers take QiBaQian dollars pension, the countryside demolition, workers become two head without the edge of the door.]

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