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优酷：
#上优酷看世界杯#林德洛夫开场滑倒，是草坪湿滑还是有点紧张吗？不急不急，稳得！tRdZIps
[# # on youku watching the linde petrov opening slip, is the grass wet are still a little nervous? Dont worry no hurry, steady! tRdZIps]

冷笑话精选：
甜炸了[允悲]@憨豆先森吖_妈耶[羞嗒嗒]喜欢看别人甜甜的
[Fried sweet [allow sad] @ bean first sen around _ mom like to watch others sweet [shame clicking]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冷笑话精选：
妈耶…看饿了！[跪了]@贴吧君之前五一去过一次，从此爱上了！！！@强大又有猫：[羞嗒嗒]妈呀一定要去一趟@-WWEIRDO疯狂吞咽口水。回国再去一次。
[Mom... Look hungry! ] [kneeling @ tieba gentleman may have been there once before, since then fell in love with!!!!!! @ powerful and have the cat [shame clicking] mama ah must take a trip to @ - WWEIRDO crazy swallow saliva. Home to go there again.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
#交通万象# 没有对比就没有伤害[笑cry]（via CarShooter） tRdvQqgB
[# # vientiane traffic no comparison, no damage [laugh cry] (via CarShooter) tRdvQqgB]

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猫扑：
#猫扑夜话# 后夫妻，结婚三年厨房只用过一次，两人都不会做饭做家务，自理能力为零。有了孩子，男方还是整天出去跟朋友喝酒玩乐，女儿的事情完全不管，两人最终离婚...你如何看待这种事儿？
[# # mop night after the couple, married for three years the kitchen only once, two people dont do household chores, cooking self-care ability is zero. You have children, the man still go out drinking with friends to play all day, daughter of things no matter completely, the couple got divorced... How do you think of this thing? ]

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微博搞笑排行榜：
预告今晚分互动题目：“你的长辈，有什么感动你的爱情故事”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions whats in your elders, touched by your love story. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

但斌：
发表了博文《转载：斯坦福心理教授：压力面前，除了逃避和死扛，你还有第三种选择》斯坦福心理教授：压力面前，除了逃避和死扛，你还有第三种选择Mr.How投资圈昨天原作者：Mr.How；编辑：张真DetRdhsxQ
[Published the post reprinted Stanford psychology professor pressure, in addition to escape and strong, you still have a third option, Stanford psychology professor pressure, in addition to escape and strong, you still have the third option Mr. How investment circle author yesterday Mr. How; Editor PIC DetRdhsxQ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
发表了博文《转载：日本队被绝杀出局后，推特上疯传的这几张照片，引全世界网友狂点赞！》日本队被绝杀出局后，推特上疯传的这几张照片，引全世界网友狂点赞！Reihei今日日本今天今日汇率查询今日甄选（好物推tRdhFlX
[Published the post reprinted Japan was shot out of the picture, the front on twitter for this a few photos, lead users all over the world crazy point praise! Japan was shot out of the picture, the front on twitter for this a few photos, lead the world fans crazy thumb up! Reihei exchange rate query Japan today today today selection (good push tRdhFlX]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
发表了博文《转载：A股市场正在发生的巨变》A股市场正在发生的巨变原创：专注海外投资点拾投资今天文|朱昂导读：投资中最重要的一点是抓住市场的主要矛盾，远远比预测第二天市场是涨是跌更重要。有些主要矛盾是我tRdhkm
[Published the post reprinted a-share market is undergoing huge changes, a-share market is undergoing huge changes original focus on overseas investment point up today article | joao doesn takeaway investment in the most important thing is to seize the main contradiction of the market, far more than is more important to predict the next day, the market is up is down. Some principal contradiction is my tRdhkm]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
#新车情报局#【华晨宝马全新X上市售价.-.万元】月日晚，宝马全新X在重庆武隆大峡谷正式上市。新车采用全新家族设计语言，基于CLAR平台打造，共推出六款车型，售价区间.-.万元。
[# # new cia [new brilliance BMW X listed price. -. Ten thousand yuan 】 late February nd, BMW X new officially listed in chongqing wulong grand canyon. New car, new family design language, based on CLAR platform to build, launch six models and price range. -. Ten thousand yuan. ]

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但斌：
发表了博文《转载：清华教授邓国胜：从企业家到慈善家的困境与出路》清华教授邓国胜：从企业家到慈善家的困境与出路原创：邓国胜《中国慈善家》今天邓国胜清华大学公益慈善研究院副院长、教授撰文：邓国胜题图摄影：tRdhkhdP
[Published the post reprinted professor deng guosheng, a professor at tsinghua from entrepreneurs to philanthropists and mess of tsinghua professor deng guosheng, a professor at from entrepreneurs to the plight of philanthropist and the original professor deng guosheng Chinese philanthropist today professor deng guosheng of tsinghua university, professor, vice President of the institute of charity wrote professor deng guosheng illustration photography tRdhkhdP]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

青年时报：
一条鲜活的生命瞬间消逝，老人目前还陈尸殡仪馆，无法入土为安！到底是否“村霸”殴打致死？刑警队长是否为“兄弟”仗义执法，渎职并草菅人命？还是另有深层次隐情？本报将持续关注，相信会有真相大白的一天！
[A fresh life moment disappeared, the old man is dead funeral home, unable to grave! Whether CunBa beaten to death? Interpol captain for brother battle righteousness, malpractice and proposes? Or otherwise deeper than that? We will continue to focus on, I believe there will be one day the truth!]

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微博星座命理：
一生至少该有一次，为了某个人而忘了自己，不求有结果，不求同行，不求曾经拥有，甚至不求你爱我，只求在我最美的年华里，遇到你。
——席慕容
[Life at least one time that forget yourself for someone, dont beg a result, no company, no ownership, even dont beg you love me, but in my most beautiful years, met you. - poems]

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优酷：
瑞士瑞典 #上优酷看世界杯#这届球迷好会玩儿，这波cosplay我给满分！瑞典球迷面绘国旗秒变阿凡达～前方请注意，蓝精灵出没！tRdhekZY
[Sweden, Switzerland, youku to see the World Cup on # # that the fans will play, this wave of cosplay I give full marks! Swedish fans painting flag by second avatar ~ please note ahead, hanging the Smurfs! tRdhekZY]

优酷：
#这就是世界波#球星星座大盘点，星座性格匹配战术风格，诺伊尔冒险型，梅西坚韧型，球星都是什么星座？#上优酷看世界杯#
tRdhcs
[# # this is the world wave star constellation large inventory, constellation matching tactical style, personality type neuer adventure, macys tenacity, stars are what constellation? # # on youku watching tRdhcs]

优酷：
内马尔戏精#这就是世界波#巴西向来出“影帝” ，网友恶搞“内马尔”，设计各种发型，“内马尔滚”也风靡网络。#上优酷看世界杯#
tRdhGBE
[His play fine # # this is the world wave of Brazil has always been the actor, netizens spoof omar, design all kinds of hair, omar roll inside also popular in the network. # # on youku watching tRdhGBE]

优酷：
#这就是世界波# 揭秘！内马尔射门秘密？奥乔亚为何扑球失误？假装射门实则传中混乱奥乔亚视听。#上优酷看世界杯#
tRdhLg
[# this is the world wave # revelation! His secret a goal? Ochoa why the ball in a robot? Pretend to shoot but ochoa audio-visual cross chaos. # # on youku watching tRdhLg]

优酷：
瑞士瑞典 #上优酷看世界杯# 球迷不分大小，能入镜都好开心！小球迷开心举旗助威，激动到跳出画面！tRdhrf
[Sweden, Switzerland, on # # youku watch World Cup fans regardless of size, to her is very happy. Small fans happy flag, excited to jump out of the picture! tRdhrf]

猫扑：
【用马桶装巧克力冰激凌】国外一家餐馆用马桶，给客人乘装巧克力冰激凌。这个造型，这个颜色...想知道大家一勺一勺往外舀的时候是怎样的心情！tRdvUTO
[Abroad use the toilet with chocolate ice cream 】【 a restaurant with a toilet, give the guests take chocolate ice cream. The modelling, the color... Want to know you a scoop of a spoon to scoop out time is what kind of mood! tRdvUTO]

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小米手机：
目前已累计送出台#小米#！！今晚瑞典VS瑞士，哥伦比亚VS英格兰，只要有巨星奉献帽子戏法或绝杀，我们就抽台庆祝，无上限，快来转发试试自己的手气 [酷]
[Now has to send a # # millet!!!!! Tonight VS Sweden, Switzerland, Columbia VS England, as long as there are stars give a hat trick or dead, we take a celebration, no ceiling, fast forward to try your luck [cool]]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

优酷：
J罗 #上优酷看世界杯#哈梅斯-罗德里格斯在阵塞内加尔比赛中因伤退场，此役面对英格兰依然无法上阵。作为哥伦比亚的绝对核心，J罗参与了国家队过去个世界杯进球中的个，共奉献球助攻。没有他的哥伦比亚，能扛得住英格兰的狂轰滥炸吗？
tRdhmqTm
[J lo # # youku to see the World Cup on the mace - rodriguez in Senegal the game out due to injury, face the England will not be able to play it. As the absolute core of Colombia, J, participated in the national team of the past World Cup goals, assists total dedication ball. Columbia, without his bomb can carry to England? tRdhmqTm]

ZAKER：
【“墨西哥吴镇宇”神扑救不敌巴西！奥乔亚如何炼成“最忙门将”】日，巴西队比力克墨西哥队晋级世界杯强！上半场，墨西哥队门将奥乔亚多次“神扑救”力保球门不失。早前的年世界杯，他也几乎以一人之力比逼平东道主巴西队，获封“门神”。不过，这位“墨西哥吴镇宇”被网友给玩坏了，他被P...全文： m.weibo
[【 Mexico cheng yixun god saves against Brazil! How ochoa was the most busy goalkeeper 】, Brazil beat Mexico than in the strong promotion to the World Cup! The first half, Mexicos goalkeeper ochoa repeatedly god save kept clean sheets. Earlier in the year the World Cup, he almost single-handedly than draw hosts Brazil, won the keeper. However, the Mexican cheng yixun by netizens to play a bad, he is P... The full text m. eibo]

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青年时报：
#毕业演讲哪家强#【盘点高校最强毕业演讲，令人爆笑又泪目！你pick谁？】年#毕业季#，各大高校的校长以及教师代表、学生代表发言，说出了心中的想法。有的金句连连，有的令人爆笑不止，还有的令人泪目：母校欠你们男女朋友、中国的白开水厉害得不得了、世界杯热点各种蹭……这些都让人印象深刻。...全文： m.weibo
[# # graduation speech which strong [strongest inventory of colleges and universities graduation speech, a joke and tears eyes! Who do you pick? In # # graduation season, the headmaster of universities and teachers representative, student representatives to speak, speak the idea in the heart. Some gold words, some is a joke, there is a tear eye his Alma mater owe you men and women friends, Chinas water extremely severe, World Cup hot rub... These are impressive. ... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
惯例，英格兰比赛日搞个flag抽奖：如果今晚英格兰晋级，从转发中抽个粉平分元；如果三喵回家，从转发中抽个粉各送猫咪公仔一个.....赛后平台开奖！[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]
[Practice, England matches have a flag draw if England qualify tonight, from forwarding a powder split yuan; If three meow home, from forwarding a powder each send Kitty doll a... After the game platform the lottery! [meow] [meow meow] [meow meow]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
瑞典瑞士首发#上优酷看世界杯#瑞典瑞士首发出炉
瑞士首发：-索默尔、-阿坎吉、-迈克尔-朗、-R罗、-朱鲁、-扎卡、-贝赫拉米、-祖贝尔、-哲马伊利、-沙奇里、-德尔米奇
瑞典首发：-罗宾-奥尔森、-卢斯蒂格、-林德洛夫、-格兰奎斯特、-奥古斯丁森、-福斯贝里、-埃克达尔、-...全文： m.weibo
[Sweden, Switzerland, starting on the # # youku watching the World Cup in Sweden, Switzerland, starting from the Switzerland - SuoMoEr, - all at ji, Michael lang, -r, johan djourou, - card, - valon behrami, zubair, zhe dzemaili, dempsey, - del mickey Sweden - robin olsen, - lu steger, linde rove, - gran qwest, augustines, - fox berry, ek dahl, -... The full text m. eibo]

新浪汽车：
#世界杯神预测# 这个车可能也不是从前的车了[跪了] 这里还有一个让你发家致富之路[二哈][二哈][二哈]你点不点吧☞☞☞tRBaZRu [doge]
[God prediction # # World Cup the car may not be used] [kneeling there is a road to let you get rich [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] you some avoid ☞ ☞ ☞ tRBaZRu [doge]]

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猫扑：
【学员科目三考试猝死关键监控画面缺失[思考]】近日，浙江义乌，一考生在科目三考试中突发疾病，周边人立即拨打送医抢救无效死亡。当天死者妻子正在医院做产检，结果却收到老公去世的消息[伤心]。妻子拿到的事发监控显示，有二十几分钟的关键画面缺失。考试中心则称，那段视频丢失了......全文： m.weibo
[The three students subject exam sudden death Lack of key monitoring picture [thinking]] recently, yiwu, zhejiang province, a sudden illness in the three subjects exam examinee, surrounding immediately called to send the medical rescue invalid death. On the day of the dead wife is in hospital for prenatal, only to receive the news [sad] husband died. Wife, according to the monitor to have minutes to the key missing. Test center, said that video is missing... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
【聊个球】#上优酷看世界杯#今天酷酷来给大家推荐一首歌，名字叫《熬夜也要养生》[笑cry]戒不掉疯狂，但要学会保养，喝啤酒记得泡枸杞……差不多就是大家的心声了吧[doge]世界杯四强即将诞生，你们都熬夜看了哪几场比赛呢？有没有全程一场不落追到现在的同学？
tRrjZN
[Chat a ball 】【 # # on youku watching the cool today want to recommend to you a song, name is stay up late to preserve ones health [laugh cry] dont quit crazy, but have to learn how to maintenance, remember to soak medlar drink beer... Is almost everyones voice now [doge] World Cup semifinals was born, you stay up late to watch the games? Have a fall not to now all the classmates? tRrjZN]

小S：
小度城府還蠻深的～ tRdhKDFP
[Small is also pretty deep ~ tRdhKDFP shrewd]

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但斌：
回复@雪中梅飞舞[作揖][心][鲜花]@雪中梅飞舞最近我也在读《时间的玫瑰》让自己坚定信念
[May reply @ the snow flying [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ the snow dancing mei recently I am reading the time rose to let his firm faith]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

玩转instagram：
去迪士尼一定要吃可爱的甜品才算完整！[馋嘴]
[Go to Disney must eat lovely dessert is complete! [available]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

但斌：
友读《时间的玫瑰》有感：“方向坚定了，道路选对了。电闪雷鸣，风和日丽只不过是人生一道道景色而己。拜读“时间的玫瑰”有感[微笑]”[心][鲜花][握手]
[Friends to read the time of the roses inductive, direction, chosen the right road. Thunder and lightning, beautiful is just a life road landscape. Read time rose inductive [smiles] [heart] [flowers] [shake hands]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
【辽宁大连外卖店员工脚踩米线[吐] 消费者：太恶劣了】月日，有网友在微博上爆出大连一家美团外卖米线黑作坊的照片，照片中一只有着明显创面的脚正踩在金属桶沿上，与米线亲密接触........当记者联系照片中桌上订单的订餐人后，给他看这张照片，他情绪突然失控，连说“这太恶劣了！”...全文： m.weibo
[[liaoning dalian take-out shop staff stamped on the rice noodle [spitting] consumers too bad] month day, some netizens on weibo about dalian, a beautiful regiment take-out rice noodle black workshop photos, pictures only with obvious wound feet are stepping on a metal barrel along, close contact with rice noodle... When the reporter contact table order order of pictures, show him the photo, his mood suddenly out of control, even said its too bad! ... The full text m. eibo]

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孙燕姿：
朋友聚会! 美丽的 Charlie @杨采妮最爱说我不识本尊，每次叫她杨千嬅（胡说）但她还是很大方，不时煲汤给我喝。@李偲菘老师今天也特地为我煮了一大锅猪脚 😍 Happy 之日。
[Friends! Beautiful Charlie @ Yang caini Love said I could this statue, Miriam yeung (nonsense) every time call her but she was a great party, from time to time me soup to drink. @ li Cai Song LaoShiJinTianYeTeDeWeiWoZhuLeYiDaGuoZhuJiao 😍 Happy 之日。 ]