2018年7月13日星期五

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈最后绝望了[允悲]@我的前任是极品哈哈哈哈哈哈有毒@秃头少女孑孑子哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我的笑点为什么这么低[允悲][允悲][允悲]@懒散又慌张的儒系少女哈哈哈哈哈哈,今日份的沙雕已送达,请查收[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the last desperate [allow sad] @ my predecessor is the best away ha ha ha ha ha ha away toxic @ bald girl son ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha my funny why so low [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] lazy @ and panic of Confucianism is the young girl ha ha ha ha ha ha, todays share of the sand sculpture has arrived, please find [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

张小娴:
    只要努力,有一天,你会有一副不错的的皮囊和一个蛮有趣的灵魂。那么,到时候,你要爱一个怎样的男人呢?是爱一个有趣的灵魂还是一副好看的皮囊?选个有趣的灵魂吧,有趣的人才可以过一辈子,你负责好看的皮囊就好了。​#遇见张小娴# ​​​
[As long as you work hard, one day, you will have a good pair of skins, and the soul of an interesting. So, when the time comes, how do you want to love a man? Is the soul of love an interesting or a pair of beautiful skin? Choose an interesting soul, interesting people can live in a lifetime, you are responsible for beautiful skin. Meet however # #]

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平安北京:
    歌神:以前我没得选,现在我想做一名警察[抱抱] ​
[Song god before I had no choice, now I want to be a policeman [hug]]

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知乎:
    【你有什么经验一定要分享给初入职场的新人?】鼹鼠的土豆:「云、雨、伞,看到一片云,想到会下雨,拿出一把伞。引申到工作中,就是充分收集信息、理性分析决策、果断全力以赴行动。」👉tRdFvbH ​
[【 do you have any experience must share to entry new? Mole of potatoes, cloud, rain, an umbrella, I saw a piece of cloud, think it will rain, take an umbrella. To work, is fully collecting information, analysis of rational decision making, decisive action at full speed. 👉tRdFvbH ​]

发现更大的世界

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象# 【谁说女子不如男!#车辆在加油站内突然着火# ,女员工秒内完成扑救![赞]】日,江西新干县一加油站内,一辆三轮摩托车因油路故障,在启动时突然着火,驾驶员迅速跳车逃离,正加油的女员工却临危不惧,立即拿起灭火器灭火,另一员工随即关闭油机总闸,处置及时,避免了重大事故的发生。 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # transport phenomena (who says women than men! # # vehicle within the gas station suddenly caught fire, female employees seconds saves! [who]], a gas station in jiangxi xingan, a three-wheeled motorcycle oil circuit fault, suddenly caught fire at startup, the pilot quickly jump car fled, is come on female staff is in a crisis, immediately picked up a fire extinguisher, another employee immediately shut down oil machine with gear, disposal in time, avoid the occurrence of major accidents. ... The full text m. eibo]

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微博位置:
    停下忙碌的脚步,来看看美丽的彩虹!
[Stop busy footsteps, to see the beautiful rainbow!]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

青年时报:
    #西湖早茶#:用快乐去奔跑,用心去倾听,用思维去发展,用努力去奋斗,用目标去衡量,用爱去生活。早安! ​
[# # west lake tea with joy to run, to listen attentively, with thinking to development, with efforts to struggle, with targets to measure, with love to life. Good morning! ​]

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知乎:
    顺丰到底有多厉害?👉tRdkgqFg ​
[Suitable abundant how much? 👉tRdkgqFg ​]

发现更大的世界

ZAKER:
    【四川宜宾爆燃事故 人遇难人受伤】 昨晚,四川宜宾一工业园区发生爆燃事故,截至目前,事故已造成人死亡,人受伤。 tRdkdlY ​
[[sichuan yibin deflagration accident victims injured] last night, sichuan yibin deflagration accident industrial park, so far, the accident has caused people were killed and injured. tRdkdlY]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

卢健生:
    😱@盧安迪回复@阿部郎Facebook 刪的不是恐怖主義的帖,而是反恐怖主義的帖。@阿部郎针对恐怖主义,暴力犯罪而删无可厚非。 政治言论自由
[😱@卢安迪回复@阿部郎Facebook 删的不是恐怖主义的帖,而是反恐怖主义的帖。 @ Abe lang against terrorism, violent crime and delete it. Political freedom of speech]

Z CAM, CEO

新浪汽车:
    #汽车美图# 老司机们早安,是不是还很困呢,来感受一下未来的冲击吧,虽说无人驾驶赛车看起来很酷,但是把人类从车子里取出来,总觉得少了点什么,你们怎么看呢?[思考] ​
[# # cars wont old drivers, good morning, isnt it also very tired, to feel the future shock, although the driverless car looks cool, but the humans out of the car, always feel less something, what do you think? [thinking]]

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平安北京:
    【主汛期提前到 今明两天又遇雨】今天阴有雷阵雨,东部南部有中雨,北转南风二三级,最高气温℃。下午到夜间降雨明显;地质灾害蓝色预警中,周末出游请远离山区河道等地质灾害风险较高的地区。今日限行尾号和。 ​
[【 cover in advance to the next two days in the rain again 】 Yin have a thunder shower today, south east have moderate rain, the north south two level , the highest temperature ℃. In the afternoon to night rainfall is obvious; Blue warning of geological disasters, geological hazards, such as weekend getaways, please stay away from mountain river risky areas. Tail and today. ​]

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ZAKER:
    #ZAKER早安# 人有时活在谎言里更容易一些。 ——《猫鼠游戏》 ​​​
[# good morning ZAKER # people sometimes easier to live in a lie. - cat and mouse game]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

小野妹子学吐槽:
    《银魂》预告片正式发布!小栗旬、菅田将晖、桥本环奈、三浦春马、堂本刚、洼田正孝、吉泽亮、柳乐优弥、长泽雅美、冈田将生、室毅全员亮相,卡司爆表!...栗子的鼻孔又大了,还献出了卷子女装扮相,牺牲这么大必须看了[允悲][允悲]tRdkRluE ​
[Silver soul launch trailer! Shun oguri, kan tian will CDH, hashimoto ring nai, three PuChun horse, tsuyoshi domoto, kubota is filial piety, jizah bright, LiuLe superior, long ZeYa beauty, yi to have Mr Okada, room full debut, extraordinary card company! ... Chestnuts nostrils again big, also gave ladies look your papers, sacrifice so much to see the [allow sad] [allow sad] tRdkRluE]

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陈姝瑭-瑭瑭:
    活力优益C#喝彩世界杯# 我在微博参与【“法国vs克罗地亚”赛事竞猜:猜全场胜平负,选择了法国胜】。快来跟我比比谁的预测更准吧!玩赚世界杯竞猜赢取千万现金及豪礼哦!@半度忧伤CarlaCool @袁艺嘉_Madoka @今天未来 tRddznYC ​
[Dynamic optimal profit cheer c # # World Cup I participate in weibo [France vs. Croatia event quizzes guessing game - flat, chose France wins 】. Come with me than who predict more accurate! Play to make the World Cup contest to win cash and lavish gifts oh! @ half a degree sad CarlaCool @ Yuan Yijia _Madoka @ tRddznYC future today]

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但斌:
    回复@山西晋善晋美[心][鲜花][作揖]@山西晋善晋美这篇文章把《时间的玫瑰🌹》概况了,想要更深入系统体验但总的价值投资心路历程还得看这本书[赞][赞]@但斌回复@明林[作揖][心][鲜花]@明林但总,我上甘岭之前就持有,也是上甘岭的时候加了子弹,然后一直持有到现在。
[回复@山西晋善晋美[心][鲜花][作揖]@山西晋善晋美这篇文章把《时间的玫瑰🌹》概况了,想要更深入系统体验但总的价值投资心路历程还得看这本书[赞][赞]@但斌回复@明林[作揖][心][鲜花]@明林但总,我上甘岭之前就持有,也是上甘岭的时候加了子弹,然后一直持有到现在。]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

巴曙松:
    正乙楼戏楼的两根柱子上,刻着一幅值得推敲的对联:演悲欢离合,当代岂无前代事?观抑扬褒贬,座中常有剧中人。
[Are two pillars of the summer of b building, engraved with a couplet worthy of scrutiny play Maya angelou, contemporary or excellent generation? Rise and fall of anybody, often have a dramatis personae.]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

微博星座命理:
    #星语心愿#
我是天空里的一片云,
偶尔投影在你的波心──
你不必讶异,
更无须欢喜──
在转瞬间消灭了踪影。
你我相逢在黑夜的海上,
你有你的,我有我的,方向;
你记得也好,
最好你忘掉,
在这交会时互放的光亮! ​​​
——徐志摩 ​

[# # starlight wish < br > I am a cloud in the sky, < br > occasionally projection in your wave heart ─ ─ < br > you dont have to be surprised, < br > no more joy ─ ─ < br > in a twinkling destroyed. < br > I meet you in the night of the sea, < br > do you have you, I have my direction; < br > do you remember all right, < br > best forget you, < br > in this encounter, mutual put the brightness of! < br > - xu zhimo]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    其实语文课本充满了童趣,语言之美,细腻的感情,对乡间自然的热爱……我们长大后回读,才懂得品味
[Actually Chinese textbook is full of tong qu, the beauty of the language, the exquisite feelings, love of rural natural... We grew up back to read, to understand taste]

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巴曙松:
    tRdDscA正乙祠,适合年轻人的戏楼 ​
[The summer tRdDscA shrine is b, suitable for young people]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂#里面可以藏些什么,你们懂得~男人们拿走不谢[doge] ​
[Inside the old driver class # # can hide what, you know ~ men take dont thank [doge]]

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刘彦斌:
    我从没有建立什么股票群,大家要警惕呀! ​
[I never build any stock group, everybody beware! ​]

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 柴犬:好远啊...算了不捡了,给你个微笑吧! [太开心] tRdeuES ​
[# # mop goodnight firewood dog good far... Calculate not picked up, give you a smile! TRdeuES [quite happy]]

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BORGHESE-贝佳斯:
    贝佳斯与你有着共同的秘密,那就是年龄~因为一瓶“冻龄水”,映射了八个字——活力满满,青春四射。这是时光冻结的时刻,抚平每一个微表情,你get了吗? ​
[Borghese share a secret with you, that is age ~ because a bottle of age of frozen water, mapping the eight words, full of vigor, youth. This is the time to freeze time, smooth every microexpressions, did you get? ​]

Borghese贝佳斯品牌源自意大利,品牌设计灵感及故事亦建基于此。二次世界大战之后,La Dolce Vita为意大利注入创意与活力,把意大利塑造成世界灵感摇篮。于“永恒之城”罗马居住的贝佳斯家族是意大利的名门望族,远至文艺复兴时期,贝佳斯家族在罗马已有极具影响力, 家族显赫包括公爵、皇子、皇族、政治家、教皇等位高权重的人物,于罗马向负盛名。当时意大利并未出现尊贵护肤品牌,所以贝佳斯皇妃(Princess Marcella Borghese)决定以意大利独一无二的天然资源 - 矿物温泉- 为建立护肤品牌的灵感源头,打造意大利成为顶尖美肤皇国。于六十多年的发展历程中,BORGHESE贝佳斯始终如一,致力贯彻推动天然健康美肤理念,倡导奢宠自我、探索质美生活,让现代女性在姣好的容颜中保持高贵精致的姿态。

金山夜话博主:
    #YY直播# 围观【、、】,一起嗨,上YY 陪你一起聊! tRdDRck @YY直播 ​
[# # YY live onlookers,,,, 】 hey, together on YY to chat with you! TRdDRck @ YY live]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#【女子使用防晒喷雾触发报警,逼停高铁致多车晚点[吃惊]】日前,郑州东开往安阳东的高铁突然急停,竟是因为一女子在卫生间喷防晒喷雾,味道太浓触发报警,致列车延误分钟。提醒:夏季炎热,大家在乘坐高铁时维护运行安全不要使用香水、花露水、防晒喷雾等用品,更不要抽烟!...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # travel life 【 woman use prevent bask in spray trigger the alarm and forced to stop Gao Tiezhi many cars late [surprised]], zhengzhou east east to anyang high iron suddenly stop, turns out to be as a woman in toilet spray sunscreen spray, trigger the alarm, the smell is too strong to delays. Remind summer heat, everybody on Gao Tieshi maintenance operation safety dont use perfume, toilet water, spray and other products, more dont smoke! ... The full text m. eibo]

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小S:
    還是忍不住鬧了她好幾下!
[Cant make her several times!]

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刘彦斌:
    过几天该公布上半年经济数据了,看看再说! ​
[The first-half economic data in a few days, see again! ​]

小S:
    小菲很男人,真正的男人!
[Phillips was a man, a real man!]

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新浪汽车:
    [good][good][good]@牛逼的人儿啊:真的是救护车
[[good] [good] [good] @ the creature of cow force ah, is really an ambulance]

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汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#大家来聊聊雨天行车应该注意些什么? ​
[# # good night family everyone to talk about rainy day driving should pay attention to what? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    语文课本的句子,哪段给你满满的回忆_____________________________ ​
[Chinese textbook sentences, which give you a full recall _____________________________]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    啊哈哈哈哈哈哈谷老师,你压根就没有跟上画面啦~[喵喵][喵喵]但是这样配的音真的超棒!!!#青春是一把铁碎牙#
tRdDcP ​

[Mew ahaha ha ha ha ha in the valley of the teacher, you didnt keep up with the picture at all ~ [meow] [meow] but this sounds really great!!!!!!!!!!! # youth is a pair of iron broken tooth # < br > tRdDcP]

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优酷:
    @李砚很白 请问这是您的银幕初吻吗?您还是撩不动的镇魂男孩,钢铁直猫,变成了张国栋都这么耿……. #给我一个十八岁#tRdDCkPi ​
[@ Li Yan very white excuse me this is your first kiss screen? You still motionless azraell boy, steel straight cat, became zhang geng so... . # give me a # tRdDCkPi ]

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