MIUI:
转发抽送 台#小米#透明探索版!小米创业年内部纪录片(手机篇)首次公开[haha]
[Forward pumping station # # millet transparent explore version! Millet entrepreneurship in internal documentary (mobile phone) publicly for the first time (haha)]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!
微博搞笑排行榜:
喜欢第四和第七的感觉..[允悲]@空青Wan “本来想给你打电话,算了,打字聊吧”
[Like the feel of the fourth and seventh.. [allow sad] @ empty qing Wan wanted to call you, come on, typing chat]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
小米手机:
小米创业年内部纪录片(手机篇)公开。转发抽送 台#小米#透明探索版!
[Millet venture internal documentary (mobile phone) in public. Forward pumping station # # millet transparent explore version!]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。
冷笑话精选:
一些可爱又美好的瞬间[心] tRgxeW
[Some lovely and wonderful moment tRgxeW [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
杨幂:
#LOOK艾特幂#说走就走的旅行,我们一起轻装上路[憧憬]~#明星制片人微计划# tRgiUqNK
[# LOOK @ # power said go go travel, together we light the road [hope] ~ # star producer # tRgiUqNK micro program]
这里有一只狐狸,幸福,感恩,知足,爱~><
优酷:
#剧版镇魂# #白居过隙乱心曲# 有什么比放粮更适合当亿福利呢[笑而不语]北老师@白宇WHITE 和居老师@朱一龙 倾情献唱KTV金曲《王妃》!料到了北老师一如既往的high,却没料到居老师的唱腔如此火辣辣[跪了]只想问还有什么风格的歌是你俩不能驾驭的[作揖]tRgiUReP
[# drama version azraell # # # WHITE a gap in disorderly heart melodies what food for million welfare than have [smiling without a word] north teacher @ Bai Yu WHITE and the teacher @ Zhu Yilong at KTV song princess! Expect that the north high teacher, as always, did not expect that the teachers singing is so hot in] [kneeling just want to ask what is the style of song is the two of you cant manage [bowing] tRgiUReP]
汽车之家:
#家家选车导购##宝来##朗逸#【兄弟间的竞争 全新朗逸对比全新宝来】在大众品牌光环笼罩下的朗逸和宝来,可谓是国内合资紧凑型轿车市场上的两位重量级选手,一个是对国人喜好了如指掌的销量王者,另一个早在十几年前就被国人定义成所谓的“驾驶者之车”。到了今天,全新宝来和全新朗逸均采用MQB平台打造...全文: m.weibo
[Guide # every car # # # # # the baolai lavida 【 the rivalry between the brothers New lavida contrast new baolai 】 in the mass of the lavida brand aura and baolai, is a domestic joint venture the two heavyweight compact sedan market, one is for the all people like sales of Kings, another defined by Chinese as early as more than years ago into the so-called the driver of the car. Today, new baolai and new lavida adopt MQB platform to build... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪新闻客户端:
唉......
[Alas......]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【女子网购银环蛇当宠物被咬 医院宣布已脑死亡】陕西一女子被自己网购的银环蛇咬伤,随后身体不适送医,院方紧急从上海调来血清,但注射后无明显好转,经相关专家评估,宣布女子已脑死亡。网购聊天记录表明,卖家明确告知女子银环蛇有剧毒,并询问买蛇用途,女子回复称为了“泡酒”。亲友透露,女子网...全文: m.weibo
[【 woman online coral snake as a pet is bitten hospital have declared brain-dead 】 a woman in shaanxi province by their shopping coral snake bites, then ill hospital, the hospital emergency were serum from Shanghai, but no obvious improvement after injection, assessed by the relevant experts, announced that the woman was brain dead. Online chat records show that the seller told the woman coral snake is poisonous, and ask to buy the snake USES, womens reply is referred to as the wine. Friends and family, according to womens network... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
陈旭东:
试试看 tRdhtI tRgiLDwZ
[Try tRdhtI tRgiLDwZ]
青年时报:
【为了儿子上杭州更好的小学,这位母亲花块钱把自己送进了派出所……】这位母亲跟丈夫一起在杭打工多年,终于买下一套房。现在她为了让儿子转学去杭州更好的小学读书,她又花了元,却万万没想到这把自己送进了派出所……tRgiNAj
[[to the better primary school in hangzhou on his son, the mother spend dollars sends himself to the police station... 】 The mother together with her husband worked in hangzhou for many years, finally bought an apartment. Now in order to make her son transferred to hangzhou better elementary school, she took the meta, but never expected this sends himself to the police station... tRgiNAj]
新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex
青年时报:
【月底在杭州双浦救起落水环卫工的两名好心人,你们在哪里?】今年月日上午,杭州市西湖区双浦镇浦塘村号浦河塘,清洁环卫工人支某在农庄门口清洗垃圾车过程中,因操作失误,连人带车翻入河道中。河水深度米左右,但是河内淤泥深厚,笨重的垃圾车压在环卫工人身上,老支无法自救脱险,情况一时非...全文: m.weibo
[In hangzhou at the end of the double pu rescue workers at the two man, where are you? Today (date) (month) (year) morning, hangzhou lake the double pu town village, pu pu tong is studied, and the clean sanitation workers some cleaning in the process of the garbage truck at the gate of the farm, because of the error, people and cars fell into the river. Meters water depth, but Hanoi silt depth, heavy truck on sanitation workers, old branch cannot save themselves from danger, the situation at that time not... The full text m. eibo]
新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex
南方都市报:
【岁环卫工上海落户!扫马路年,曾劝人“别乱丢垃圾”被骂哭】月日,岁环卫工沈美兰作为上海市优秀农民工办理了落户上海的手续,正式成为新上海人。初来上海时,她岁,只有斤,被嫌弃干不了环卫这种苦力活,但她一干就是年。曾因阻止乱扔垃圾被骂哭的她说:“每一行都有自己的辛酸,喜...全文: m.weibo
[The age of workers in Shanghai! Sweep the street, had urged people dont litter be scold cry] month day, old workers Shen Meilan as Shanghai excellent migrant workers to deal with the formalities in Shanghai, became a new from Shanghai. Come to Shanghai at the beginning of her age, only jins, is abandon do sanitation the coolie live, but her for years. After stop littering is scold cry, she said each line has its own bitterness, xi... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
新沐sunshine:
真的不知道究竟这里好在哪里,一批一批的企业政府来这疗养住宿,啥也不行,外面啥也没有,估计海景房还有点意思[失望]想出去玩玩还有走出五六里路去。就近的海域也一般啊[闭嘴]
[Really dont know whats good here, a group of a group of business government to the infirmary accommodation, what also not line, what also have no, outside estimates seaview room a little mean [disappointed] want to go out to play in and out of the five or six road. The nearest sea also generally [shut]]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航
猫扑:
#猫扑神转折# 你喜欢的歌手要在你所在的城市开演唱会,你花了很大的力气终于买到了他的演唱会门票,等到演唱会开始的那天你高高兴兴地去了现场,结果在检票时被拦住了,___________。
热评中选取位送上猫扑帆布包个!
上期获奖用户@Orfila_ayyyyy @柳宗瑞 @HughDevil
[# twist mop god # singer do you like to be a concert in your city, you spent a lot of effort to finally get his concert tickets, wait until the concert started the day you happily go to the scene, the result was stopped when check-in, ___________. < br > in the simplicity to select bits to mop canvas bag! < br > the previous user @ Orfila_ayyyyy @ LiuZongRui @ HughDevil won the prize]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt
优酷:
#最亲爱的你#倪瑾采访视频,羡慕盛楠姐的努力生活,却不知怎么样才能改变自己的状态,生活从来都没对谁轻松过
tRgiZdkK
[# # the most dear you NiJin video interview, envy ChengNanJie hard life, but dont know how to change your status, life never to who easily < br > tRgiZdkK]
优酷:
#萌妃驾到# 战斗技能时时练,怼人教程不能停,但是遇到某些大佬级别的存在时,还是学学萌妃的能屈能伸吧,偶尔换个底线[跪了]
[# # of princess girl fighting skills practice, constantly Dui people tutorial cant stop, but encountered some bosses levels of existence, or learn of princess resilient, occasionally change the bottom line] [kneeling]
猫扑:
【毕业工作年后,#美女模特重回母校考研#:本科学历不吃香[思考]】月日,@深圳大学 图书馆,毕业年的张同学正在备战考研。她说,毕业后做行政文员工作,工资很低存在感也很低,平时还兼职做模特。她觉得本科学历不是很吃香,决定重回校园考研。对于找男朋友的要求,她希望学历不能低于本科,不然...全文: m.weibo
[【 work after graduation, # # beauty model to return to his Alma mater ones deceased father grind bachelor degree in less popular [thinking]] month day, @ shenzhen university library, and graduation year schoolmate zhang is preparing for ones deceased father grind. Administrative assistant job after graduation, she says, a very low wage presence is low, usually also do part-time model. She felt that bachelors degree is not very popular, decided to return to campus ones deceased father grind. To the requirement of looking for a boyfriend, she hope degree cannot under, otherwise... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt
新浪汽车:
#车圈新闻# 【劳斯莱斯开发飞行出租车啦[吃惊]可用于载货和军事用途】月日范堡罗国际航展上,豪华汽车制造商劳斯莱斯公布了“EVTOL”概念,可在交通拥堵城市中作为飞行出租车以及私人交通方式使用,也可用于货物运输。因为采用已经存在的技术和正在研发中的技术,可能在本世纪年代初期就会问世。...全文: m.weibo
[# #.so news [Rolls-Royce development flight taxi! [surprised] can be used for loading and military use 】 the farnborough international airshow, February nd luxury carmaker Rolls-Royce announced EVTOL concept, can fly in the traffic jam in the city as a taxi and private transportation use, also can be used for the transport of goods. Because the existing technology and is developing the technology, may emerge in the early of this century. ... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷:
#给我一个十八岁# 欧阳学长@何泽远 的迷妹们可以说是zqsg的追“星”了,从表情到动作不要太精准到位,然而欧阳在意的却是一脸冷漠的朱裳@王嘉宁 啊!爱情这个磨人的小妖精 ps.此处有秋水白眼一枚
[# give me a fan # ouyang senior @ He Zeyuan eighteen girls can be described as a star, ZQSG expressions to actions not too precision, but ouyang care is a face of cold type @ jia-ning wang zhu! Love the goblins ps. The grinding people here are colchicine stare]
微博位置:
年月日 点分左右,汕头市潮南区峡山街区偶遇明星易烊千玺,详细内容请点击 tRgiPcP
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, shantou tide area xiashan Jackson blocks with star, the details please click tRgiPcP]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【目标月薪!#海归硕士情侣回国找工作#:对方是想要结婚生子的人[心]】月日,上海浦东新区人才市场,一对海归情侣正在寻找适合自己的工作。据了解,两位都是纽约理工学院工商管理专业MBA。因为上海是金融中心,所以想来这找咨询、金融类的工作。女生坦言,对方是“让自己变得更好的人”。...全文: m.weibo
[The target salary! # # sea turtles master couple return to find a job, the other is the person who wants to marry and have children [heart]] month day, talent market, pudong new area, Shanghai sea turtles couple are looking for suitable for their own work. It is understood that the two are New York institute of technology, industry and commerce management professional MBA. Because Shanghai is the financial centre, so want to come this looking for consulting, financial work. Girl said, the other is to be a better person. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
#汽车之家口碑撩车#【别克昂科威 车主说】错过了直播不要紧,我们为大家奉上直播中的精华,来看看两位极端的车主是怎样聊它的吧!
[# # the car home of word of mouth liao car missed the buick enclave power owners say 】 【 live does not matter, we presented the essence of live, for everyone to look at the two extremes of owners is how to talk about it!]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博搞笑排行榜:
说说你睡前,必做的一件事情是______________________________
#鹿晗理想的有养生活# tRgVmwH
[Tell me about you before going to bed, will do a thing is ______________________________ < br > # # tRgVmwH Lu Han ideal have a life]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
优酷:
#电视剧古剑奇谭二# 感受一下来自闻人女侠的保护[酷]女友力MAX的闻人羽小姐姐请了解一下![偷笑]@颖儿Yinger tRgJDRna
[# series DLC, tan # from feeling the blasted into the protection of the woman [cool] girlfriend force MAX blasted into feather little sister please understand! [laughing] @ clever son Yinger tRgJDRna]
小野妹子学吐槽:
哈哈哈哈哈画面感分!暖心分![笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha ha the pictures! Warm heart! [laughing cry]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑:
【这个俄罗斯#女孩有世界最大嘴唇#,注射了多次硅胶[哆啦A梦吃惊]】俄罗斯女孩Kristina对厚嘴唇有着疯狂的迷恋,她前后接受过超次丰唇手术,注射硅胶,甚至入选吉尼斯纪录。此外,她对自己身体的改造还包括在额头上植入犄角,割舌头等,她称这是为获得灵与肉的和谐。[二哈]tRgJOFGD
[【 the Russian # # girl has the worlds largest lips, injected repeatedly silicone [doraemon surprised]] Russian girls Kristina has the crazy love on thick lips, she received before and after super lip injections, silicone injections, even included in the guinness book of world records. In addition, she renovation is also included in the forehead of her body into horns, cut the tongue and so on, she said it was for the harmony of spirit and flesh. [two ha] tRgJOFGD]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt
优酷:
#剧版镇魂# #超级剧集镇魂# 传说中小澜孩@白宇WHITE 一句“哇哦”,把黑老哥@朱一龙 面具笑掉的场面虽然没有被拍下来[doge]但大型真香现场还是可以安排的[doge]被别在耳边和小揪揪上的花,香吗[笑而不语]
tRgxjn
[Version of the super show azraell azraell # # # # play legend of medium and small ripples child @ Bai Yu WHITE a wow, the black brother @ Zhu Yilong mask laugh scene, although has not been photographed [doge] but big delicious site or can arrange doge are not in the flower of the ear and little clench, incense? [smiling without a word] < br > tRgxjn]
但斌:
回复@叶艺玲之星辰大海[作揖][鲜花][心]@叶艺玲之星辰大海无所谓,专业的人不信谣,糊涂的人不是我们的目标。
[The ocean of reply @ Ye Yiling [bowing] [flowers] [heart] @ Ye Yiling stars of the sea doesnt matter, professional people do not believe a rumor, confused people are not our target.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【村民两次办低保未果辱骂干部 遭村主任掌掴制止】针对“村委会主任掌掴村民”一事,安徽@泗县发布 日作出回应:日一村民因低保问题到村部解决未果,小时后拿着材料再到村部,辱骂干部。村主任对其打脸制止。目前,派出所正调查处理;村主任被批评,并被取消村委会参选资格。tRgfWAW
[The villagers do low twice failed reproaches cadres in village officer slap stop 】 in view of the village committee director slapped the villagers, to respond @ si county of anhui province to release date on a villagers due to low solution to the village halls, hours after holding a material to village halls, abusive cadres. Village officer face to stop on it. At present, the police station is investigation and handling; Village officer has been criticized, and cancel the qualification of the village committee. tRgfWAW]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
但斌:
小人会伴随你一生,但有时候还是要感谢这些卑鄙无耻的“小人”,他(她)可以督促我们成长,更坚强、更努力!
[Dog will accompany your life, but sometimes still want to thank these despicable little people, he (she) can urge us to grow, more strong, more efforts! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报:
【心惊肉跳!两孩子高楼外墙攀爬玩耍,还淡定聊天?[跪了]】近日,网曝甘肃兰州某小区高楼外,两熊孩子竟在楼外攀爬,翻进翻出,网友直呼害怕!小区物业说,工作人员得知情况后,马上找到孩子家长做了提醒,正值暑假,他们也会加强巡查。一手video tRdnkLt
[【 willies! Two children playing tall building external wall climbing, still calm chat? [kneeling]] recently, the net exposure to lanzhou, gansu province, high-rise buildings, a district two bear children climbing outside the building, turn into the net friend call be afraid! Residential property, said staff know, immediately find parents do remind that during the summer vacation, they will also strengthen patrol. In video tRdnkLt]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
一块去旅行:
英国菜真的那么难吃吗?
这是我在英国吃的其中几餐~
出门在外,
你都带什么好吃的安抚你的家乡胃?
#旅行新势力#
@新浪旅游 @微博旅拍
tRgJBRYX
[English food really so bad? < br > this is me in the UK ~ < br > a few meals out, < br > what are you bring delicious calm stomach in your hometown? < br > # < br > @ # travel new sina travel @ weibo brigade take < br > tRgJBRYX]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:
新浪汽车:
#新车情报局# 【延续轿跑SUV造型?WEY Pi VVx量产版路试谍照曝光】WEY粉们,你们要的轿跑型SUV来了[吃瓜]预计有望下半年上市。不知道得多少钱了。[doge]
[# # new cia [continuation coupe SUV model? WEY Pi VVx production version of the road test photos exposure 】 the WEY powder, coupe SUV type you want to [eat the melon] is expected to be listed in the second half is expected. Dont know how much money. [doge]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑:
来自东方的神秘力量,全国零售价仅售[喵喵][喵喵]
[Mysterious forces from the east, the national retail price for [meow] [meow]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt
没有评论:
发表评论