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蔡依林：
筆記：在公園打牌氣勢不能少！
[笔试无法氣勢驻公园杆牌少!]

吴昕：
很多时候你的进步你的动力，都来源于你的不舒适[心][心][心]
[Many of the power, your progress when you are come from your not comfortable [heart] [heart] [heart]]

工作事宜，请发邮件至lostwater@

同道大叔：
你为什么喜欢射手座？

因为我喜欢被虐啊。[摊手]
[Why do you like Sagittarius? < br > < br > because I like to be abused. [stand hand]]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

冷笑话精选：
有位奶奶在网上看到一个水瓶魔术后，决定用这个魔术整一整自己老伴，结果……哈哈哈好可爱的爷爷奶奶[笑cry]tRmupVl
[A grandma saw on the Internet after a water bottle magic, decided to use the magic full his wife, and the results... Ha ha ha good lovely grandpas grandmother tRmupVl [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

一起神回复：
两个人的旅游是这样的……[摊手]
[Two people travel is such... [stand hand]]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

郭柯彤：
#王者荣耀孙尚香# 你也是大小姐的粉丝吗？满足你[来]工作中一起自娱自乐吧[阴险] tRmdHTv .
[# # king RongYaoSun is sweet miss is also a big fan of you? Meet you [to] work together self-entertainment from happy then [insidious] tRmdHTv.]

郭柯彤工作室经纪人星辰：

人民日报：
【#人民直播#：权威决策专家解读雄安新区】月日，中央决定设立雄安新区，比肩于深圳和浦东，定位非常高。新区怎么建？如何让雄安真正不成为炒房者的天下？@人民日报邀请京津冀协同发展专家委员会副组长邬贺铨院士，为你解读这个千年大计、国家大事！（来自tRmuVGo）
[[peoples live # # authority decision expert readings male Ann new month, the central decided to set up the male Ann district, on a par in shenzhen and pudong, positioning is very high. The new city built? How to make the male was not real speculators are there? @ the Peoples Daily Invited the coordinated development of beijing-tianjin-hebei member of expert committee deputy chief WuHeQuan, unscramble the one thousand plan, the state affairs for you! (from tRmuVGo)]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

我的前任是个极品：
#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

英国那些事儿：
一只猩猩本来挺欢乐，却忽然拉了一坨翔在手里投向围观人群……正好扔到了一位奶奶的脸上....老奶奶一脸懵逼，“我做错啥了？！”
虽然奶奶很倒霉...但是不好意思，这个画面我忍不住不笑啊....[笑cry]tRmet
[An orangutan was quite happy, but suddenly pulled a tuo xiang in his hand into the crowd... Just throw them in a grandmas face... She a face of meng force, what did I do wrong?! < br > although grandma very unlucky... But Im sorry, this picture I couldnt help laughing... [laughing cry] tRmet]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

Happy张江：
一个趣味科普短片《海洋到底有多深》，看看长知识[赞]tRmInX
[A popular science film taste how deep ocean, [who] tRmInX see long knowledge]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

最佳蹲坑读物：
“这个世界不简单，这个世界很粗暴，这个世界充满了出乎意外，但我们不能因此丢掉了人性最柔软的部分——爱的能力。”
[The world is not simple, the world is very rough, the world is full of surprise, but we cannot therefore lost the most soft part of human nature - the ability to love. ]

如果你有什么烦恼，请向我私信投稿，合作宣传欢迎私信^^商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

噗嗤大叔：
有哪些实用且省钱的装修建议？
[What are the practical and save money decorating advice? ]

公眾號：朱门大叔（ID：ouba ）

全球热门搜罗：
喵星人：卧槽，想骗我，愚蠢的地球人！！！[笑cry] tRmuSm
[Meow star oh my god, want to cheat me, stupid earth people!!!!!! [laughing cry] tRmuSm]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

许晴随行笔记：
笑咧的窝窝合拢不了一个春天[太阳][心]
[Dont smile ofs fold a spring [sun] [heart]]

瞎看什么八卦：
【谈谈我所合作过和见过的一些艺人】楼主是位线-线的艺人，涯友里暗藏高人啊~~~
[【 talk I have worked together and seen some of the artists 】 the original poster is a line - line of artists, hidden in the ya friends down ah ~ ~ ~]

知名搞笑幽默博主微博签约自媒体

搞笑皮哥：
“你在闹，他在笑”，这大概就是甜了一辈子，幸福了一辈子的爱情。好暖[心][心]tRmuXs
[Are you in, he was laughing, it is probably all his life, sweet happiness for a lifetime of love. Good warm [heart] [heart] tRmuXs]

搞笑皮哥，巫师，请转告公主，老子还在披荆斩棘的路上，雪山未翻、大河未过、巨龙未杀、美女未泡！叫她继续死睡吧！

手工酱的厨房：
鸡丝豆角焖面，面条除了煮和炒还可以焖哦，非常入味~
[Chicken shreds with bean stewed noodles, noodles in addition to cooking and frying can also like oh, very ruwei ~]

你长得这么好看，不如跟我学做菜吧。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

央视新闻：
【探访荷兰欧维汉斯动物园熊猫馆】本月日，两只中国大熊猫武雯和星雅将运抵荷兰雷纳的欧维汉斯动物园，经过天动物隔离检疫期之后，熊猫馆将于月份正式开放。这个耗资万欧元打造的“熊猫豪宅”内部究竟啥样？熊猫馆开放之前，#央视新闻微直播#带你抢先看！(央视记者王婉) tRmrUCW
[Visit the Netherlands the d Hans zoo panda enclosure 】【 day of this month, two Chinese pandas Wu Wen and star will arrive in the Netherlands pepe reinas d Hans zoo, after a day of animal quarantine period, the panda enclosure will be officially opened in May. The cost of thousands euro panda a person of extraordinary powers curtilage inside what? The panda enclosure, before # # micro CCTV news broadcast show you first! CCTV reporter wang wan tRmrUCW]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

黄灿灿acan：
可以说是疯了（来自tRmBbTt）APP下载地址：tRfICpn
[Can be said to be mad (from tRmBbTt) APP download address tRfICpn]

演戏的工作邮箱xhacan@ 非诚勿扰

日本零君：
小栗旬：我有特殊的挥手方式哈哈哈哈！tRmdzFj
[Shun oguri I have a special way of waving ha ha ha ha! tRmdzFj]

日本动漫，日本娱乐，日本美食，日本美景，日本趣闻，图文转自网络，欢迎关注【零君】。

Ron吳卓羲：
你這個人來了😝曬個太陽先☀️
[你這个人來了😝☀️曬個阳光先]

garly.chan@hotmail

孙渣：
W粉了
完全感觉不到，发个帖子就十来个人互动[泪]
[W powder < br > dont feel completely, send a post to ten personal interaction [tears]]

业余漫画家，大角虫漫画《民工勇者》《超脑洞》缓慢连载中。合作请直接私信

点开全文君：
女朋友整天做错事惹你生气怎么办
[Girlfriend all day to do the wrong thing make you angry]

有一种凌乱，叫点开全文。

追风少年刘全有：
虽然没有人记得，但我还是要祝自己下午四点二十分快乐[太阳]
[Although no one remember, but I still want to wish his happy [sun] at four o clock in the afternoon]

我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。

环球时报：
还记得那个曝光日本APA酒店右翼书籍，为中国人发声的二人组 @KatAndSid 吗？最近，他们再次站出来为大家科普，哪些带有种族歧视色彩的词汇是你必须了解的！→ tRRDLLn
[Remember the exposure of the APA hotel the right books and as the voice of the Chinese duo @ KatAndSid? Recently, they come out again and popular science for everyone, what with racial discrimination of color words that you have to understand! - > tRRDLLn]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

我是小糗君：
关于青春期一些尴尬的事[doge]
[About awkward adolescence [doge]]

私信你们的糗事

我的前任是极品：
一位父亲的独白：若女儿男朋友家里很穷，我会劝她分手吗？
[If a fathers monologue daughter boyfriend home is very poor, I advised her to break up? ]

【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】

电影工厂：
“你知道吗，克拉克，你大概是我现在每天醒来的惟一动力了。”——《遇见你之前》tRCmXXo
[You know, clark, you probably now I wake up every day is the only force. TRCmXXo - the met you before]

主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！

人民网：
【英国一老爷子被诊断肺癌晚期，挥霍年后钱没了人没事】年，英国一老爷子被确诊为肺癌晚期，医生告诉他还剩三个月。于是老爷子开始挥霍积蓄，年过去了，老爷子的肺癌虽没治好，但他依旧开朗地活着。他告诫大家：医生不一定每次都是对的，一定不要去轻易放弃。（澎湃）tRRpZM
[【 a British old man was diagnosed lung cancer late, spending money after no people have no matter], a British Lord child is diagnosed with lung cancer, the doctor told him to three months left. So he began to splurge on savings, years later, the old lung cancer is no cure, but he is still alive. He cautions that the doctor does not necessarily every time is right, dont give up easily. (those) tRRpZM]

报道全球传播中国

与欧洲有关的一切：
拉丁小胖何雄飞上周去美国参加了NBC电视台的《小小大人物》（Little Big Shots）节目，很棒小伙子[笑cry] tRnmnLJ
[Latin xiao pang pryson last week to go to America to attend the NBCs Little Big man (Little Big Shots), great guy [laugh cry] tRnmnLJ]

环球网欧洲记者站，为你提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的欧洲新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！

葡萄-Lee：
试脚样版终于出来啦，字母是“我爱你”，当初说抽送第一位提出的宝宝是你吗[挤眼]
[Trials template has finally come out, the letter is I love you, said pumping the first baby is that you put forward [eye]]