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微博搞笑排行榜：
#榜姐每日话题#〖长辈说的哪句老话你现在觉得很有道理 _____________〗评论真的很棒，一定要留着！把它转到你的微博里，共勉，大家都来学习学习！[good][good]
[Elder sister daily topic # # list [elders said saying what are you think a lot of sense to draw] comments really good, be sure to keep! Turn it into your weibo, and everybody to learn to learn! [good] [good]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

全球健身中心：
【瑜伽整脊大师教大家“睡前花分钟做一套动作”】隔天一起床你就会发现整个人都会改变。这个优质睡眠减脂法结果惊人，大家可以试试！转给睡眠不好的童鞋！另外对腰椎间盘突出、腰肌劳损、驼背平胸也有奇效[鼓掌]RVgfiu
[【 chiropractic yoga master teach you before sleeping, take minutes to do a set of actions 】 a wake up the next day youll find that the people will change. The sleeping quality reduced fat method results, we can have a try! To sleep bad childrens shoes! In addition to lumbar disc, strain of lumbar muscles, humpback flat-chested open [applause.] RVgfiu also]

最大最全的健身类微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你，还等什么了？赶快健身起来吧！

邢晓瑶：
我觉得我平时的衣品应该没啥问题吧。。。。。然后今天研究出一个适合秋季的杏黄色妆容，只需要一根一百多块钱的唇膏和眼线就能解决可厉害了哈哈哈哈。。。。现在是第三张照片的样子也正在吃图三里的东西可好吃啦。。。PS你们的礼物都准备好了不过你们得有耐心。。。我那么懒。。。。爱你们！后天回国
[I felt my usual clothing product should be no problem... Today and then worked out a suitable for autumn apricot makeup look, only need a more than one hundred dollars of lipstick and eyeliner can solve can be much ha ha ha ha... Now is the appearance of the third photo is eating to figure delicious... PS your gift are ready but you have to have patience... I am so lazy... Love you! The day after tomorrow to return]

工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@.com，INS：xingxiaoyao

吳青峰：
這個週末，《After Summer》就要在北京展開囉，在北京要帶來蘇打綠、年發行的前兩張專輯。禮拜六是演出《蘇打綠同名專輯》，禮拜天則是演出《小宇宙》，當時沒有機會到北京唱這些歌給你們聽，現在可以好好整張唱給你們聽，有點期待，雖然都變老歌了[哈哈]，要來的朋友，你們有好好復習整張專輯
[This weekend, After the Summer, will be in Beijing, in Beijing to bring the soda green, issued their first two albums. Saturday is show the self-titled soda green, Sunday is a small universe, the performance was no chance for Beijing to sing these songs to you, you can now take the entire sing to listen to you, a little hope, although have turned old songs (haha), to friends, do you have a good review the whole album]

聲線就青鳥地唱腳步就落葉地踏在你笑裡睡一下結著守護的痂生花

张歆艺：
袁大头刚才拉着我跟我讲，昨晚拍了一场杀人的戏，在戏里亲手杀死了自己最亲的两个人，因为入戏太深，夜里做了恶梦，眼泪一直流。还说那种做了让自己后悔不已的事情之后那种无力感缠绕了他很久。我心疼得不行。只好给他看了一场我们戏里很欢愉的片段和一些有趣的剧照。两口子都是演员，有利有弊，但是可
[Yuan big head just pull me tell me, last night took a murder scene, in the scene to kill his most close of two people, because into play too deep, do the nightmare at night, tears flow has been. Also said that after do let oneself regret that powerlessness around him for a long time. I have no love dearly. Had to show him a game we play very pleasure fragment and some interesting pictures. The couple are actors, cut both ways, but can be]

好人好面，恶人恶语。施主珍重。

思想聚焦：
周杰伦的歌里有哪些令你十分佩服的的手法？ RVgIFgr
[Jay Chous song you was quite impressed by what way? RVgIFgr]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

豆瓣说：
学校今天有个姑娘自杀了，普通家室姑娘真的高攀不了官二豪门，被玩死的份
[School today there is a girl committed suicide, ordinary families girl really looking not officer two giants, was playing dead]

嘻嘻

Juicy13西：
感恩[心][心][心][心][心][心]
[Gratitude [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart]]

阚清子：
想说什么
[Want to say what]

阚（kàn）清子工作联系：

噗嗤大叔：
火锅里放什么食材会让人惊为天人，泪流满面？
[What food can let a person hot pot, was convinced, tears streaming down her face?]

做科普的。微信号：ouba

柳岩：
晚安💤
[晚安💤]

顺着天意做事，逆着个性做人… 工作事宜请联络经纪人@张剑斌邮箱：binbin@.com

人民网：
【这个视频能救命，很多人都做错了！】大货车侧翻压下来的一瞬间，奥迪司机做了这个动作逃过鬼门关。@人民日报 RVnsyhQ
[【 this video can help, a lot of people do wrong!] Trucks side tumbling down the moment, the driver of the audi did this action to escape death. @ the Peoples Daily RVnsyhQ]

报道全球传播中国

人民日报：
【岁男孩离世捐献器官，至少给名患者带来新生[心]】今天上午，河南上蔡县岁的小博因先天性颅咽管瘤离开了人世，他再也无法实现纸条上的誓言，继续保护妈妈了。小博的家人决定，将儿子的器官捐献给最需要的人。月日，小博已成功捐献了肾脏和肝脏。RVgwpfs 小小男子汉，走好！
[【 the boy died at the age of donor organs, at least bring new patients [heart]] this morning, xiao bo shangcai county in henan, passed away due to congenital craniopharyngioma, he couldnt realize note on oath, continue to protect the mother. Xiao bos family decided to son of organ donation to the people who need it the most. June , xiao bo has been successfully donated kidneys and liver. RVgwpfs little man, go!]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

周扬青：
上面那篇能看到的都是靠运气
这篇能看到的是因为我爱你 RVdLxcJ
[Above that one can see is luck this is because I love you is to see RVdLxcJ]

服饰：gracechow.taobao.com 美妆：gracechowbeauty.taobao.com

刘楚恬：
不知不觉中，骑车时脚能够着地了🤗🤗🤗[月亮]
[不知不觉中，骑车时脚能够着地了🤗🤗🤗[月亮]]

此微博由妈妈记录，恬恬不上网，没有QQ没有小号，大家请勿上当

内涵大婊哥：
原来酒精也是一把杀猪刀！外国网友们PO出自己戒酒前后的变化~[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Alcohol is a kill pig knife! Foreign netizens PO your changes before and after drinking ~ [doraemon surprised]]

一个萌萌的制图匠，喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图！~(●˙▿˙●)

粽子说：
终于还是忍不住吐槽，这部剧有毒！[doge] RVgMdo .
[Finally unbearable, the show toxic! [doge] RVgMdo.]

逗比、颜丑、卖声不卖身。一本正经的胡说八道！公众号：一只粽子onezongzi

刘同：
人生有很多条路，但每一条路的起点都是你觉得自己很重要，因为重要才愿意去争取，去忍耐，敢尝试。觉得自己重要，是能为自己改变，而不是挑剔一切。同理，觉得自己重要，是开始有了自尊，而不是一味自我。
人生有很多条路，每条路的终点也都是越来越了解自己。
[There are a lot of road in life, but the starting point of every road is you feel important, because important just willing to fight for, to endure, dare to try. Feel important, it is be able to change itself, rather than finding fault with everything. Similarly, feel important, is to start with self-esteem, rather than self. there are a lot of road in life, the end of every road is also more and more know yourself.]

全新作品《向着光亮那方》四月全国发行。已出版《谁的青春不迷茫》《你的孤独，虽败犹荣》等作品。工作联系：晓强（仅限短信）

草图君：
爆照啦！猜猜哪个是我！[二哈]
[According to the blasting! Guess which is me!!!!!!! [two ha]]

一个有故事的人。

小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国一小哥路过北海道札幌站，看天气上佳阳光正好，就随手拍了两张……结果怎么看都是动漫的效果[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Island a little elder brother come to Sapporo station, good the sun is just to look at the weather, just casually took two... What is the effect of the anime result [doraemon surprised]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

我Hold不住了：
卧槽，你们的智商太高了，我们不太适合做盆友！！[笑cry]
[Oh my god, your intelligence quotient (IQ) is too high, we dont really suitable for friends!! [laughing cry]]

一个爱生活的吃货~

极品爆料王：
看湿了眼睛！“妈妈”，你的每一声呼唤，她都在，好#温暖#。。。[心]RVgfTvz
[See the wet eyes! Every voices calling, mom, you, is that a good warm # #... [heart] RVgfTvz]

你开心就好

韩国me2day：
【Instagram】可爱炸裂的火山宝,抱回家!!#朴灿烈# (crlogo)
[[them] burst and lovely volcanic treasure home!!!!! # # chan yeol (crlogo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq.com *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

大喜庆：
- JOYOUS IN WINTER
年度巨献抽位送拼人品的时候到啦

整整两条貉子毛长度可以搭配任何中长款大衣
羽绒服帽子拉开瞬间变大毛领
惦记这款私服的请举手🙃限量发售 RVdLoiT
[- JOYOUS IN WINTER the annual launch of smoke give spell character to! two whole a raccoon coat Length can match any of the long coat down jacket MaoZiLaKaiShunJianBianDaMaoLing
惦记这款私服的请举手🙃限量发售 RVdLoiT]

我和贱人的狗血经历：
我是喜欢你，但我也有感情洁癖。
既然你这么放不下你的前女友。
那求求你，快点和她一起原地爆炸吧。[拜拜]
[I love you, but I also have feelings cleanliness. if you can not let go so your former girlfriend. the beg you, come on together with her in situ explosion. [bynum]]

生活是一朵洒满狗血的悲菊,随时等待被人完爆!私人微博业界良心有事私信

Happy张江：
hh哈哈哈#PPAP#加速鬼畜版。。。宛如智障[doge]RVgfuL
[Hh ha ha ha # PPAP# accelerate ghost livestock version... Like a retarded doge RVgfuL]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

扒皮王：
今年月日周六下午大概四点多，一记者朋友在群里问谁去看林宥嘉今晚的演唱会，我才知道YOGA要北京开唱，我立马下楼叫了车往五棵松飞奔，费了好大劲找黄牛买了张内场票。谈不上他的粉丝，但这些年听却听了他太多太多的歌，极具辨识度与感情的声音让我痴迷。尽自己的绵薄之力推荐下林宥嘉的几首好听的
[Today more than about four o clock on Saturday afternoon, a reporter friend who in the group asked to go to the tai jia Lin concert tonight, I just know YOGA to Beijing concert, I immediately went downstairs called a car to run toward the wukesong, had a lot of trouble trying to find who bought tickets to diamond. Far from his fans, but over the years to listen to listen to the songs of him too much, the most recognizable and emotional voice let me obsessed. Render do our recommendation of Lin yu jias a few]

工作请联系邮箱：realpipi@.com 公号：realbapiwang

治愈系心理学：
愿你找到的人，穷的肯尽力为你花钱，有钱的肯为你花时间；甜言蜜语不如你需要时陪在身边肩并肩的相伴。世界上最奢侈的人是肯花时间陪你的人，愿你找到彼此永远甜蜜，而不用成为彼此负担的那个人。。
[You would like to find people, poor will try our best to for you to spend money, money will spend time for you; Sweet words than you need to accompany in side by side. The most extravagant person in the world is willing to spend time with you, may you find each other sweet forever, instead of the person become a burden to each other..]

治愈系，一种平静后舒畅的感觉！情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

我的前任是个极品：
不要消费男生。
[Boys dont consumption.]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

表情社：
【没错，都是我】
[Yes, all is me]

部分表情搜集于网络，找到作者请及时通知

我和宠物的日常：
蠢萌值真是爆表的，刚出生不久的柴犬小奶狗...血槽已空！RYLV
[Stupid of value is really extraordinary, newborn milk firewood dog little dog... Blood slot is empty! RYLV]

萌化了！( ´-ω ･)▄︻┻┳══━·.`.`.`.欢迎私信投稿，爆出你跟你家宠物的趣事！公棕V信：whcwdrc

我们都是宠物迷：
母爱到底有多伟大？流浪狗妈妈车祸重伤，眼球都掉出来，却坚持回去给宝宝喂奶……[悲伤]所幸最后狗妈妈和宝宝都得到了救助，谢谢善良的人们。[心]RVQGQ
[How great a mothers love? Stray dogs mother car accident injuries, eyes are come out, insisted on back for baby... [sad] at a dog mother and baby got help, thanks for the kind of people. [heart] RVQGQ]

分享最萌宠物图片，囊括各种精彩、各种给力萌图。所有图片都是搜集于网络，如有侵权请私信合作推广加QQ;[微笑]