嘉宾不小心从椅子上摔下来，我情不自禁跟着女主播笑出了声[笑cry] tRfjzOE
[Guest accidentally fell off the chair, I couldnt help but follow anchorwoman laughed [laugh cry] tRfjzOE]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
同道大叔：感觉白羊，射手，狮子像小狗，每天开开心心，玩玩乐乐，又单纯又傻。但天蝎，水瓶，金牛就像小猫，你乐你玩，都行，但别来烦我。老子有自己的世界，给你个白眼，自己领会。
[Feel the Aries, Sagittarius, the lion like the dog, happy every day, playing games, is pure and silly. But Scorpio, water bottles, Taurus is like a kitten, you play, you are good, but dont bother me. Lao tze have their own world, give you a dirty look, his grasp.]
星座只是娱乐，理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
人民日报：【膜拜！岁妈妈成司法考试省状元：哺乳期零基础备考[赞]】日司法考试成绩出炉，周由成绩是分，高居四川.万余名考生中第一名！厉害的是，她既非法学专业也无法律工作经验。岁的她是一名新晋妈妈，从女儿个月大时开始备考，每天学习个小时，“我一直有当律师的梦”。tRfcvvq
[【 worship! Old mother into judicial examination provincial top lactation zero base note [who]], the judicial examinations, weeks by the score is, sichuan. More candidates in the first place! Is that she learn major is both illegal and with no experience in legal work. She is a new mother, daughter from months began to prepare for, learning hours a day, dream I have become a lawyer. tRfcvvq]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
学徒王自健：尽管不喜欢洋节，但是今天这个日子还是要感恩看到这条微博的所有人。如此不堪的我，没有什么才华也没有太高的颜值。居然能得到你们的关注甚至喜爱，只能说谢谢你们啦[爱你]。不要离开我～
[Although I dont like western festival, but today the day is to be grateful to see all of the posts. So of I, have no what also does not have the appearance of high level talent. Can get your attention and even love, just say thank you for your love you []. Dont leave me ~]
演员王自健，一个美少年。工作联系：xingzeguoji@sina
触手蜀黍：阴阳师之敌我差距…同样是式神，别人家的和我家怎么就差这么多呢？
[Yin and Yang of friend or foe gap... Also is the god, how could someones home and my family is poor so much?]
致欲系怪蜀黍，国家一级保护禽兽
思想聚焦：婚姻里，请时刻保持单身的能力！ tRfjTTB
[Marriage, please keep the ability of the single! tRfjTTB]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
澎湃新闻：【直击江西丰城电厂冷却塔施工发生倒塌，正在救援】月日时左右，国电丰城电厂(江西省宜春市丰城市)期在建项目冷却塔施工平桥吊倒塌，造成横板混凝土通道坍塌，作业面约人。目前， 事故死亡人数已上升至余人，救援仍在紧张进行中。 tRfTMpZ .
[The direct construction of jiangxi fengcheng power plant cooling towers collapsed, are rescue 】 at around February nd, guodian fengcheng power plant (yi chun city in jiangxi province fengcheng) phase of the construction project cooling tower construction PingQiao crane collapsed, caused the collapse of block-like concrete channel, operation about people. At present, the accident death toll has risen to more than one, the rescue is still nervous. TRfTMpZ.]
有内涵的时政新媒体
王丽坤：感恩节快乐！谢谢大家的支持与陪伴，同时也希望你们每天开心快乐，会是我觉得很幸福的一件事情！❤️
[Happy Thanksgiving! Thank you for your support and company, at the same time also wish you happy every day, is one of the things I feel very happy! ❤ ️]
经纪人：@孙小菲S 邮 箱：kun_studio@
北京人不知道的北京事儿：圆明园里的一家三口[心]🙏
[圆明园里的一家三口[心]🙏]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
头条博客：【直播啦！探索马未都的“私人宝库”】#名家下午茶# 今天我们请到的大咖是著名文化学者@马未都 ，来和大家一起谈收藏、侃生活、参观@观复博物馆 ，还有萌萌的@观复猫 纪念徽章送出哦~各位马扎们，直播开始啦，速速关注@头条博客 ，一起来探索关于“马霸霸”的那些“小事儿”吧！ tRfWsOU
[【 live! Ma did not explore the treasure-house of private 】 # # famous tea today we please go to the cafe is a famous cultural scholars @ ma did not come and talk with you on life, visit @ collection, kan after the museum, and sprouting sprouting @ view after the cat commemorative badges sent oh ~ you mazar-e-sharif, live started, attention quickly @ headlines blog, to explore together about farther of the small things! tRfWsOU]
头条博客是新浪博客频道的官方微博，每天-点为您发布至少条最精华的博客新鲜内容。新浪博客微信号：搜索blogsina关注。
Happy张江：艾玛！！！不是#李孝利#，她也可以在农村平房里，把日子过成诗~~就算没有昂贵的家具没有华丽的衣服，照样把日子过得安静温柔又美丽[心]
[Emma!!!!!! Not lee hyolee # #, she can also be in rural bungalow, put life into poetry ~ ~ even if no expensive furniture no fancy clothes, so the days had a quiet, gentle and beautiful [heart]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
这里是美国：【励志！报复前任的最佳方式】美国费城的Alvina体重最高时超斤，前男友经常恶语相向，称她是“脂肪堆出来的垃圾”。从年起，她年甩肉斤。前男友听说她变美后多次联系她，被她拒绝。现在她和现任丈夫一起快乐生活。[心]
[【 motivational! The best way to revenge, a former Philadelphia Alvina weight when the highest super jins, former boyfriend often demonised, says she is fat out of the rubbish. Since years, she left the meat. Former boyfriend heard she become beautiful after contact her many times, she refused. Now she and her husband happy life together. [heart]]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
大神说：你有哪些大开眼界的经历？#大神推荐#
[What are your eyes? # # great god recommended]
所发内容均已获得作者授权 公众号：dashen
韩国me2day：【naver综合】[EXO伯贤-miss A秀智将在MAMA首次公开合作曲舞台~]日下午在MAMA记者恳谈会上,相关人士表示“#边伯贤##裴秀智#将在MAMA庆典上首次公开他们此前发表的合作曲#Dream#舞台.”期待~
[Comprehensive 】 【 naver [exobiology xian - miss A show wisdom will open collaboration song stage for the first time in MAMA ~] day afternoon on MAMA reporter talkfest, relevant personage says # # # # xian miss will publicly for the first time they had previously published on MAMA celebration cooperation # Dream# stage. looking forward to ~]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
最神奇的视频：节奏感超强的纯音乐合集，总有一首让你耳熟， 很适合无聊的休息时间听[心][心] #我的单身情歌# tRfjLfy
[Rhythm of super pure music collection, there is always a let you familiar, is suitable for boring the rest of the time to listen to [heart] [heart] # # I single song tRfjLfy]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！
我的损友是个极品：让百万网友泪崩的急救录音：我好怕，能不能不要挂电话。妻子拨打，在的指导下给心脏骤停的彭先生进行了心脏按压和人工呼吸，为丈夫抓住最宝贵的生机！接线员跟妻子都很赞，听得流眼泪了，祝幸福！[心][心][心]tRfjj
[For millions of Internet users recording tears fall first aid Im afraid that can not to hang up. Wife call, under the guidance of a cardiac arrest Mr. Peng to the cardiac compression and artificial respiration, seize the most precious life for her husband! Operator are good with his wife, listen to tears, I wish happiness! [heart] [heart] [heart] tRfjj]
私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】
情感咨询树洞：【树洞，我昨天和闺蜜因为化妆吵架了，因为我说她皮肤明明没有那么好化了妆之后却特别好，就是骗人的假脸，一点都不真实的，劝她别这样，结果啊好心被当成驴肝肺就算了，还被嘲笑土？我再土也不会用化妆品自欺欺人好么？】
[The tree hole, I quarreled with my girlfriends because makeup yesterday, because I said after she made up skin clearly not so good but very good, is fraudulent false face, is not real, advised her dont do that, the result is good as a malice even if, also being laughed at earth? Ill soil will not use cosmetics self-deception?]
专注开光事业好多年，为中二少年泼开水，为失足少女灌毒鸡汤。
这微博笑死我了：这个名叫Mirjana Milosevic的妹纸是化妆界的一枚大触。 最近，她出了个化妆视频，一开始我真以为是个木偶娃娃，看完后我心甘情愿奉上双膝[摊手]tRfjZmx
[This is called Mirjana Milosevics girl is a large touch cosmetic industry. Recently, she got a video, I really think, at first, a puppet doll, I willing to serve on knees after see [stand hand] tRfjZmx]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）
中国之声：#最美新闻人# 近日，山东龙口的赵女士遭遇一场车祸，被困在燃烧的汽车内，很快昏迷，周围车辆纷纷谨慎绕行。这时，一道黑影迅速跑向燃烧的汽车，砸碎车窗，将车内的赵女士拖了出来，短短秒后，车辆被熊熊燃烧的大火吞没。救人的小伙叫张伟，当时他下班回家路过此处，见此情景，二话没说直接下车救人
[# # is the most beautiful news people recently, shandong longkou ms zhao was involved in a car accident, trapped in the burning car, coma soon, around the vehicle are cautious. At this moment, a black shadow quickly ran to the burning car, smashing Windows, dragged to the cars ms zhao, within seconds, vehicle was swallowed by the blazing fire. Save the guy called zhang wei, when he came home from work pass by here, when I saw that, directly out of the car to save without saying anything]
网络直播在线收听： chinar。中国唯一覆盖全国的小时新闻直播频率。
最佳蹲坑读物：即使结了婚，仍要为爱情努力
[Even if married, is still working hard to love]
如果你有什么烦恼，请向我私信投稿，合作宣传欢迎私信^^
回忆专用小马甲：#亲爱的,谢谢你# 从我们来到这个世界的第一秒开始，我们的一举一动都牵动她的心，她觉得我们是上天给予最珍贵的礼物，需要全心全意的呵护…看完了，只想立马到老妈身边，说视频里的那句话。 tRfVTJC
[# # dear, thank you from the first seconds we come into this world, our every move affects her heart, she felt that we are god to give the most precious gift, need care with all my heart... Finished, just want to immediately to mothers side, the words said in the video. tRfVTJC]
《愿无岁月可回头》
土澳吐槽君：我用了男朋友的精华液敷面膜，然后我的脸变成这样……
[I use the essence of boyfriend apply face film, then my face become like this...]
北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接澳洲、新西兰吐槽。吐槽可发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密；也可关注公众号niuaotucao进行投稿。
我的前任是个极品：#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
韩国me2day：【Youtube】#尹美莱#为<蓝色大海的传说>演唱的第二支OST
[# # Youtube 】 【 Yin lai for the legend of the sea > < blues second OST < You are my world > MV to fry chicken well [poor] tRfTf publicly]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
空耳同传君：【双语短片】段子手奥巴马再出击！最后一次赦免火鸡，疯狂讲冷笑话。两只周大火鸡分别被网友命名为油炸和薯宝Tater和Tot。今年陪同的是两个小侄子，奥巴马说女儿们没时间来，其实是“已经厌倦父亲每年取笑她们”[笑cry]特朗普去佛州度假，明年这个职责就交给他了，哈哈[坏笑]tRfYGwP
[Bilingual short jokes 】 hand Obama strike again! The final Turkey, crazy cold jokes. Two weeks Turkey named respectively by netizens and Fried potatoes grow well and Tot. Accompanying this years two little nephew, Obama said his daughters dont have time to come, is actually tired of every year to make fun of them, the father [laugh cry] go on holiday to Florida trump, the duty is to his next year, ha ha tRfYGwP [laugh]]
视频翻译爱好者 政治控 考据癖 墙头人 外语幻听症患者。欢迎投稿和转发，欢迎找我做新闻配视频业务
YouTube精选：#亲爱的,谢谢你# 被视频中一句话戳中泪点：手放开了，心却跟你走了。第一次看到这样的双视角视频，真实纪录宝宝和妈妈的每个暖心瞬间。 tRfVTJC
[# # dear, thank you by the word in the video in tears let go of his hand, but heart go with you. First saw the video with a double perspective, true record the baby and mother every warm heart instantly. tRfVTJC]
分享国外新奇好玩的东西~ QQ：
酱紫娱乐官博：《求婚大作战》张艺兴、陈都灵 #酱紫娱乐直播中#（来自tRfjjoo）APP下载地址：tRcndk
[Proposal against lay, Chen Turin # # it in live entertainment (from tRfjjoo) APP download address tRcndk]
共青团中央：他是文坛巨子，是爱憎分明的民主战士。他在悼念李公朴大会发表最后一次演讲后，遭特务暗杀，年仅岁。朱自清评价他：“你是一团火，照彻了深渊；你是一团火，照明了古代……”他曾写下《七子之歌-澳门》；今天，闻一多先生诞辰周年！让我们一起重温经典！ tRfMUww
[He is a literary giant, is to hate democracy fighters. In his mourning after li kung-po conference speech as the last time, by the spy assassination, only years old. Zhu zi-qing evaluation of him you are a fire shining into the abyss, you are a fire, lighting the ancient... He once wrote the song of seven - Macao; Today, Mr Wen yiduos birth anniversary! Let us review classic! tRfMUww]
安以轩：就在今日一片感恩聲中… #吃饱就犯困# 之 #独孤天下# 第❷彈來了！左至右排名不論先後論睡姿[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] @应昊茗 、@徐正曦JeremyJones 、@李依晓 、@邹廷威 各位粉丝们就不用謝我了[偷樂][偷樂][偷樂] 只要告诉我誰睡的最香[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[In todays a whirl of gratitude... # # # feel sleepy when I eat the dugu world # the first ❷ play here! Left to right in no matter order theory position [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] should be HaoMing, @ @ izz tsui JeremyJones, @ yixiao li, @ Zou Tingwei fellow fans need not thank me [steal joy] [steal joy] [steal joy] as long as you tell me who slept most [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi]]
用微笑迎接每一天~😊
我的失眠读物：跟公司领导谈恋爱期间他劈腿，气的我举报他了，现在他被辞退了，我还要不要和他在一起？
[Fall in love with the head of the company during his split leg, gas I report him, he was laid off now, I with he together or not?]
撕逼，狗血极品，甜文各种读物，电影图解
凤凰网娱乐：【#高云翔董璇全家福#曝光 复古民国风满屏】近日，网上曝光了一组@高云翔 @董璇 夫妇的全家福照片。照片风格颇具年代感，其中高云翔董璇相视甜笑，小酒窝圆圆的大眼睛相当可爱，三世同堂的幸福感通过屏幕都要溢出来了~tRfWSFi
[【 # Joe michelle family # exposure Restore ancient ways the wind full screen of the republic of China] recently, online exposes a set of @ Joe @ michelle couples family photo. Photo style have s feeling, including Joe michelle sweet smile at one another, small dimples round big eyes quite cute, iii of happiness will overflow to the ~ tRfWSFi through the screen]
添加凤凰八卦微信公众号【entifengvip】，凤凰娱乐教您品读娱乐圈，透视名利场。合作请加QQ：
智障妹纸：卧槽，各位铲屎官们，看看别人家的猫有多少技能[喵喵] tRfVaG
[Oh my god, you shovel excrement officers, take a look at other peoples catmeow tRfVaG how many skills]
智障多年，有点腐~
裂哥Splitman：第一回使用了机场的自助证件照拍摄相机 还有美白选项 比常规只贵块 快速便捷 首都T航站楼 航站楼中的典范 再也不用担心忘带身份证了[拜拜]✈️
[The first time to use the airport self-service certificates according to shoot camera There are whitening options More expensive than conventional only block Quick and easy T the epitome of the airport terminal building in the capital Dont have to worry about forgot to take my id card [bynum] ✈ ️]
This is so split~
冷笑话精选：不要问我为森莫，厂长是我表锅！[doge]tRflzw
[Dont ask me to mo, the director is my table pan! [doge] tRflzw]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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