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微博搞笑排行榜：
别哭，爸爸来接你了[笑cry][笑cry]
[Dont cry, my father will pick you up to the [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

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日食记：
【啤酒蒸大闸蟹】一点蟹腥味也没有，流油的蟹黄一口闷，再喝一口酒，这是我拍日食记到现在最爽的一次！#一日一食一记# @鲜城 RVrUxR（使用#秒拍#录制）
[Steamed crab 】【 beer not a crab flavor, oil flow with a stuffy, again a sip of wine, this is I shot the solar eclipse to now the best time! A food a # @ # fresh city RVrUxR (with # recorded using # seconds)]

合作邮箱：sean@canbox.tv

人民日报：
月日，中共中央总书记习近平在北京人民大会堂会见中国国民党主席洪秀柱。
[Month, xi jinping, also general secretary of the CPC central committee, in the great hall of the people in Beijing to meet with the Chinese kuomintang (KMT) party chairman hung hsiu-chu.]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

英国那些事儿：
吉米鸡毛秀.... 这次他找了个小朋友.... 问他们关于希拉里和川普的看法..... 然而到最后... 重点完全跑偏了好么..... [笑cry][笑cry]
RVrwCoe
[Jimmy feather show... This time he found a friend... Ask their opinion about Hillary and trump... But in the end... Key completely run wide good yao... [laughing cry] [laughter cry] < br > RVrwCoe]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

英国报姐：
摄影师William Thomsen 在澳洲拍到的一只硕形袋鼠。。。真的是硕
[The photographer William Thomsen photographed a shape to recognize kangaroos in Australia... Really is to recognize]

订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗

一米便当：
两分钟教你做一份锅包肉便当，色泽金黄诱人，酸甜又酥脆，越嚼越香，越吃越有味。吃货们心心念念的锅包肉，拿去吧[色]RVBdWyq
[Two minutes to teach you to do a bento pot bag meat, attractive golden in color, sweet and crisp, and the more chewing the more fragrant, the more you have, the more pleasure. The version is more pot bag meat, take it [color] RVBdWyq]

食要讲究，不将就。

冷笑话精选：
卧槽！这套路防不胜防.......硬生生把泪憋回去了！最后是真理没毛病[摊手]RVrzpPT
[Oh, my gosh! This routine small-scale operations... To hold back tears back down! Finally there is nothing wrong with truth [stand hand] RVrzpPT]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

好奇博士：
卧槽！这谁家熊孩子[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，笑到我想不出配什么文字了[笑cry]
[Oh, my gosh! The who bear children [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] < br > ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, smile to I cant think of anything with text [laugh cry]]

用亲手制作的GIF图，带大家一起涨姿势，会心一笑！

回忆专用小马甲：
朴槿惠“闺蜜”干政的事还没了清楚呢，希拉里这边怕是又要被“闺蜜”坑了，最近真是韩美大片联播的节奏[拜拜]
[Park geun-hye girlfriends interventions also didnt know about what, Hillary Clintons side even to be girlfriends pit again, recently is really rhythm of large broadcast [bynum]]

《愿无岁月可回头》

思想聚焦：
小时候常见又叫不上名的植物，太全了~
记住了以后再出去用来装X，这个值得收藏！[抱抱] cr：好奇博士
[Common plants but doesnt know by name as a child, too full ~ < br > keep in mind that will go out later for X, this is worth collecting! Dr. [hug] cr curiosity]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

使徒子：
#阎王不高兴# 番外大王迷之穿越....遇到的好像是#最后一个使徒#....
[# # the yan not happy one day King of fan through... Encounter seemed to last the apostles # #...]

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大脑切片：
在此自责三分钟，并不打算悔改[微笑]
[In this era for three minutes, do not intend to repentance [smiles]]

从伦敦到马德里。

CCTV5：
【克洛泽退役！将成为教练辅佐勒夫】今天，德国足协官方宣布，球队功勋，世界杯进球纪录保持着（届球），德国队史射手王（球）：米洛斯拉夫·克洛泽，正式退役！结束球员职业生涯后，K神将进入德国足协学习教练课程。德国足协表示，在克洛泽获得教练资格后，他将立即进入德国国家队教练组，辅佐主
[The coach miroslav klose retired! Will be for low 】 today, the German football association officials announced that the team meritorious service, maintained (the ball), record for career World Cup goals (the ball) the history of Germanys top scorer, miroslav klose, officially retired! End his career, after learning coach K god will enter the German football association. German football association, said after klose qualification for coach, he would immediately into the German national team coaching staff, for the Lord]

邢晓瑶：
来，感受一下来自思密达零下一度的寒冷。。。。
[To feel the cold from smecta minus once...]

工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@.com，INS：xingxiaoyao

小野妹子学吐槽：
这只狗狗的名字叫--“烤焦的棉花糖糖”[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][爱你][爱你][爱你] RVrAwo .
[This is the name of the dog, sear cotton candy sugar [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [love] you love you love you [] RVrAwo.]

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内裤都笑松了：
卧槽！厉害了！世界之大，无奇不有，这特么就尴尬了！瓶子是怎样塞进去的？[吃惊][吃惊][吃惊]（略重口味慎点） RViieh
[Oh, my gosh! Much!!!! Theres a big, wide world out there, its embarrassing! What is plug in the bottle? [surprised] [surprised] [surprised] RViieh (slightly heavy taste slow point)]

专业搜索各种搞笑，娱乐，恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ

郑恺：
混搭有理，REMIX无所不能！#emporioarmaniremix##emporioarmani#
[Mix build rational, REMIX is omnipotent! # # emporioarmaniremix# emporioarmani#]

强大起来，软弱起来！

全球创意搜罗：
三种应急开锁的办法。电视里演的居然是真的！！！小伙伴们赶紧get√ RcjieS
[Three emergency unlock method. The TV play was really!!!!!! Friends RcjieS hurriedly get)]

★ 好奇的小眼睛，致力于发现生活最有趣的创意。

Happy张江：
主人带着家里的#汪星人#去学游泳。。。这差不多是只废狗了[doge]RVrP
[Master with # # Wang Xing people at home to learn swimming... Its waste dog the doge RVrP]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

同学你该吃药了：
碰到女票心情不好时，就不要在大屏幕上秀恩爱了，否则。。。结局万万没想到[二哈][笑cry] RVmfYEc
[When encountering the female vote in a bad mood, dont show love on the big screen, otherwise... Ending never expected [two ha] [laugh cry] RVmfYEc]

歪腰歪腰。

这个微博有点婊：
朱碧石第一次上直播你们都看了吗？建议把音量调小看，背后的笑声太魔性了[笑cry]RVGuvj
[Zhu Bishi live on for the first time you watched? Suggest the music look down upon, behind the laughter too ones [laugh cry] RVGuvj]

我就是传说中的风流倜傥玉树临风，新浪倒数第一丑--表子，粉粉们都叫我--表哥！关注下是分分钟的事(^_^)

热门美食精选：
【焦糖吐司】白土司切块经过翻炒，分分钟变成根本停不下来的小零食，神技能必须get[围观][围观]#美食#RtEvtj
[White bread slices caramel toast 】【 after stirring, points minutes into didnt stop snacks, god skills must get [watch] [watch] # # RtEvtj cuisine]

苑子文：
我希望有一个女孩，她浑身上下散发着我熟悉的味道，唇间跳跃着我喜欢的色彩，穿越人海微笑着向我走来。所以，香水和口红礼盒我都准备好了，这个shuang，你愿意做我的女孩吗？
[I want a girl, she smell of my familiar, lips trembled and I like the color, through the sea walking toward me with a smile. So, perfume and lipstick box I are ready, the shuang, would you like to be my girl?]

念书北京大学社会学系大三写字《我们都一样，年轻又彷徨》工作联系：yuanbenchujian@.com

雪梨Cherie：
图一来和小狗狗击掌✋ 你为什么这么可爱捏🐶
[TuYi to 和小狗狗击掌✋ 你为什么这么可爱捏🐶]

【工作事宜请联系】cee@thechinstudio.com；简历应聘请投递info@thechinstudio.com 淘宝【钱夫人】room-.taobao.com

滑稽：
#搞笑幽默# 手机号码后四位连成一句话，写在评论里看谁的遭遇最奇葩[笑cry]
[# # funny humor, cell phone number after four together as one sentence, write in the comments to see who has the most wonderful work [laugh cry]]

滑天下之大稽合作联系QQ：

班主任的课：
专家通过多组情侣研究数据发现，男女最适合身高差应该是：（女方的身高）×.=（男方的身高）。这样公式称为情侣身高黄金差计算公式，这样的身高差不管是牵手、拥抱、接吻都最和谐。所以我找了这份《十二星座女生标准身高》，不知道各位女生都合格了吗？[微笑]
[Expert data through multiple sets of couples research found that men and women the most suitable height difference should be the height of a woman) x. = (male) tall. This formula is called lovers formula of height difference of gold, the height difference whether hold hands, hug, kiss are the most harmonious. So Im looking for the twelve constellation girl standard height, dont know if you are qualified by the girl? [smiles]]

当地较为知名的班主任。独家公众号：bzrdkweixin

美妆小技巧：
年最帅型男发型，卧槽，男生们留这些发型那真是帅惨了[二哈]
[In the most handsome mens hair, oh my god, the boys leave the hair thats handsome miserably [two ha]]

新浪最大的化妆技巧学习基地,记住：你若不美丽，内在给谁看！

日本零君：
日本肯德基月日分正式推出「Chizza」，实际上是Chicken(鸡肉)和Pizza(披萨)的组合体，只不过它把披萨皮换成了炸鸡，撒满了披萨酱、奶酪、凤梨、意大利香肠、青椒等披萨配料。
[Japan KFC, officially launched Chizza, is actually the Chicken (Chicken), and a combination of Pizza (Pizza), but it with Fried Chicken, Pizza skin full of Pizza sauce, cheese, pineapple, Italian sausage, green peppers and other Pizza toppings.]

日本动漫，日本娱乐，日本美食，日本美景，日本趣闻，图文转自网络，欢迎关注【零君】。

警察蜀黍：
刚才在等地铁，我正闷头刷手机，突然就感觉眼前一黑，脸上啪的一下像被抽了一闷棍一样，火辣辣的疼，毫不夸张的说，我差点给抽懵了，眼睛都半天睁不开。捂着眼睛抬头一看，前面一个妹子在哗啦哗啦的撩头发。。。我也不好发作，就纳闷这撩头发为什么杀伤力这么大，被撩头发抽懵这不科学啊。然后我一路就
[Just waiting for the subway, I was the hard brush, suddenly feel the black at the moment, on the face of pa once, like being pumped a SAP, burning pain, literally, I almost got a cocked hat, his eyes are half a day hard to open. Covering her eyes looked up, and a sister in front of hua hua liao hair... I was not good, and he wondered why this leads so devastating, was pulled hair smoke meng is not scientific. Then I was on the way]

来嘛英雄，猜猜我是谁？也可关注微信号：jnpopo

UU_莜莜：
有人说我调戏他的前世情人[二哈]
[Someone said I Dally with his past lover ,]

我Hold不住了：
这就是你妈，劝你穿秋裤时老操心了，卧槽，简直太魔性了！！哈哈哈[笑cry] RVsFo
[This is your mother, advised old worry about when you wear long Johns, oh my god, is too devious looking!! Ha ha ha laugh cry RVsFo]

一个爱生活的吃货~

澎湃新闻：
【中国女排前国手、前河南女排队长霍萱因心梗去世，年仅岁】昨天，前河南女排队长、朱婷的河南队队友、曾入选过中国女排的霍萱，因心梗抢救无效在郑州去世，年仅岁。年出生的霍萱，身高.米，曾是河南女排的绝对主力兼队长，主攻、副攻、接应多个位置都能打，技术非常全面。因身体一直不好，
[The Chinese womens volleyball team before the former national and henan womens volleyball team captain HuoXuan died of heart attack, only years old) yesterday, the former henan womens volleyball team captain, the henan team teammate twila, has selected the Chinese womens volleyball team HuoXuan, rescue invalid death in zhengzhou for myocardial infarction, only years old. Born in the year of the HuoXuan, height. Meters, and captain was the henan womens volleyball teams absolute main force, main attack, had, can play multiple positions, technology is very comprehensive. Because the body has been bad,]

有内涵的时政新媒体

多娜的微博：
今天好像在过生日啊，先是去现场看到看台上有我自己，回家拆开了刘海去上海迪斯尼给我带的史迪仔熊亲手给我织的两条围巾还有签名印章黑粉扑克牌有我照片的衣服还有好多好多吃的…今天快幸福的昏过去了[二哈][二哈][二哈]虽然很开心但是以后你们别准备礼物了，因为我连个球都不会打，很高兴你们喜
[As birthday today, I first go to the scene to see stand, bring me home apart bang to Shanghai Disney stitch Bear hand woven two scarf for me There are the signature seal Black powder of playing CARDS I have photos of clothes Have a lot to eat... Todays happiness fainted [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] although very happy But later you dont prepare gifts, because I dont know how to play a ball, Im glad you like]