恋爱三天和三年的区别，卧槽，看一次笑一次！！！[笑cry] tRtjLQb
[In love for three days and three years of difference, oh my god, see a smile again!!!!!! [laughing cry] tRtjLQb]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
喵星人的喵星球：家里的猫在尿布台上怎么都不肯下来，于是主人就给猫换了个尿布。。。。猫：？？?
[How the cat on the diapers at home are not down, then the master to change a diaper cat... Cat?????? ?]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。微信号：lovecatfun
奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔：国外一款新研发的神器，可以附在桌子下面，据说抓一抓可以减缓压力...
[Foreign research and development of a new artifact, which can be attached to the table below, it is said that grasp a can ease the pressure on...]
机智呆逼两基友，爆笑喷饭两冤家！
新垣结衣新闻社：新垣结衣「月刊 旅色」年月号 神户行
[New walls clothes monthly brigade color years, kobe]
Gakki fan自留地。 路人勿关注勿评论，KYer拉黑不解释不解封
我的损友是个极品：拯救近视眼！！！一位眼科医生介绍最科学的“纠正近视眼球操”，据说有人近视度坚持做了之后下降到度。同时还能缓解长时间用眼带来的干眼症！做法非常简单，大人小孩都适用，转给自己和身边人！[赞][赞][赞]tRfmIr
[Save the myopia!!!!!! An eye doctor to introduce the most scientific correct nearsightedness ball, it is said that some degree of myopia after insist to do down to degrees. At the same time also can relieve for a long time in eyes with dry eyes! Practice is very simple, adult child, to yourself and those around them. [who] [who] [who] tRfmIr]
私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】
你能不能多见见世面：【网评：“前妻”许婧 被同情的牢笼关了无期】陈赫生女当爹，陈赫女儿满月…蕾拉小姐又被拉出来同情一场，微博再次被刷爆，为她不值，为她伤心，为她怒火再燃。可以说从陈赫出轨被骂成筛子的同时，许婧也被同情的牢笼关了无期…关于陈赫许婧，有人发出了这样的声音↓↓tRfCeVj
[【 comments ex-wife Xu Jing was sympathy cage off life 】 Chen Hesheng female when dad, daughter Chen He full moon... Miss layla was out of sympathy for a, weibo is maxed again, not for her, sad for her, for her anger burning again. Say that derailed from Chen He has been called a sieve, Xu Jing also was sympathy cage off life... About Chen He Xu Jing, someone send out the voice of the left left tRfCeVj down]
别总想搞个大新闻，你见过的还能有我多？
GACKT：昨天是时隔年，在月份下了初雪。
在东京从没这么早地看到下雪，所以有些惊讶。
以为会积雪，但是还是没有。
好想去玩Snow Board！
要跟我一起去吗？
[Yesterday is after years, under in the snow. < br > < br > never so early to see snow in Tokyo, so some surprise. < br > < br > expect snow, but still no. < br > < br > I want to go to play with Snow Board! < br > to go with me?]
**日本著名歌手GACKT的官方微博** 请联系； 北京托普萊音国际文化 张洋 TEL MAIL@qq 微信
共青团中央：【还记得航母style吗？请向罗阳致敬！】年前的今天，我国首艘航母“辽宁舰”成功起降歼-舰载机。舰载机起飞画面一经播出，指挥员帅气有力的起飞手势随之走红。然而同一天，研制现场总指挥罗阳却倒下了。今天，重温这一令中国人自豪的手势，缅怀航空报国英模罗阳！@央视新闻 tRfSlrU
[【 remember carrier style? Please salute Luo Yang!] Years ago today, Chinas first aircraft carrier liaoning ship successful take-off and landing fighter aircraft. Aircraft take-off pictures once aired, commander off handsome and strong gesture then. On the same day, however, the development field commander Luo Yang has collapsed. Today, back to the make Chinese people proud of gestures, honor tohave aviation YingMo Luo Yang! @ tRfSlrU CCTV news]
联合国：［联合国图片］纽约感恩节大游行！你喜欢哪一款？😘
[[the UN pictures] Thanksgiving Day parade in New York! Which model do you like? 😘]
欢迎来到联合国，您的世界！
逗元帅：四头吨大的鲸鱼静静地从清澈的水下游过，北冥有鱼，其名为鲲，好美[心]tRfCgFSi
[Four tons of big whale quietly from the clear water downstream, north ghost fish, its called Kun, beautiful tRfCgFSi [heart]]
私信我，说你想说
Ah-Zhang：我有一个毛病就是，很容易对尴尬产生同感，比如我看电视看到一个很尴尬的场景，我也会觉得尴尬的要命，看不下去要马上换台的那种，导致的直接后果就是我现在看电视看十分钟要换二十次台。
[I have one problem is that it is easy to agree on the embarrassment, such as watching TV I saw an embarrassing scene, I also feel embarrassed, look at the way not to immediately change channels, is a direct result, now I am watching TV for ten minutes for twenty times.]
有狗小基佬说个相声
冷笑话趣图：理工男发明黑科技捡回一条命，高智商就是牛！ tRfCeRm .
[Institute of man invented black scrounge a life science and technology, a high IQ is bull! TRfCeRm.]
搜罗最最好玩的，关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！合作联系qq
一起神回复：我他妈就是过得很好[摊手]
[I his mama is pretty [stand hand]]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
中国新闻周刊：国外一位奶奶误把感恩节晚餐的邀请短信发到了陌生网友的手机上，收到信息的boy有些失落地问您不是我奶奶，我还能过去吃饭吗？奶奶欣然同意，今天也把他请到了家里。天下奶奶还真是一个样：给你们每个人做好吃的是奶奶的职责[抱抱_旧][心](字幕by回忆专用小马甲)
[Abroad a grandma declared Thanksgiving dinner invitation message to unfamiliar net friend on the phone, boy some lost ground ask you not to receive my grandma, I also can eat in the past? Grandma readily agreed, also invited him to home today. The grandmother is the same give each of you do eat is grandmas duty [hug _ old] [heart] (subtitles by special small ma jia recall)]
中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。
电影摆渡人官微：#电影摆渡人#天意难违？黯然心碎？还是依然执迷不悟？金牌摆渡人，人生过不了的难关我们来帮你解决！只有想不到，没有做不到！ 月日#摆渡人为你玩命# ，预约服务正式开启！@梁朝偉 #金城武# @angelababy @M鹿M tRfScQx
[# # film ferry person destiny difficult violations? Has a broken heart? Or still wrong-headed? Gold goes, life is not the trouble we are here to help you solve! Is only limited by less than! June # # ferry for you hard, make an appointment service officially open! @ Tony leung chiu wai # takeshi kaneshiro # @ angelababy @ M M tRfScQx deer]
电影《摆渡人》官方微博
澎湃新闻：【中国女留学生日本遇害案告破，犯罪嫌疑人系其室友前男友】月日凌晨，中国留学生江歌在日本中野家中遇害。昨晚日本警方通报，以杀人罪对中国籍男性留学生陈世峰发布逮捕令，指控其杀害了江歌。早前，江歌母亲通过微博怀疑称，凶手是江的室友刘鑫的前男友陈世峰。刘鑫之所以搬来同住，就是因为受到
[【 murder case solved Chinese female students in Japan, the criminal suspect is his roommate ex-boyfriend 】 month day early morning, Chinese students in song jiang nakano death in Japan. Last night the Japanese police bulletin, issued a warrant for Chinese male students Chen Shifeng for murder, accusing it of killed song jiang. Earlier, song jiang mother through weibo doubt, said the killer is jiang Chen Shifeng roommate rebekahs former boyfriend. Rebekah was moved to live with, it is due]
有内涵的时政新媒体
小逗比神吐槽：一只小鸡与蚯蚓的友情，本来以为会养肥了吃，结果~~~~[爱你][爱你][爱你]tRfoujjL
[A chick with earthworm friendship, thought will have nourished, results ~ ~ ~ ~ love you [] [] love you love you [] tRfoujjL]
各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~！
史上第一最最搞：萌化了，捡回来的流浪小猫害怕再被抛弃，每次入睡都要牵着主人手 [可怜]
[MOE, fetch stray cat afraid of is abandoned again, every time to fall asleep to holding master hand [poor]]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
朱德庸：旅行就是在寻找差异，
你会发現很多以前对的想法現在是错的，
有些错的現在是对的。
旅行就是在连結，
让自己的世界和外面的世界连結的一种方式。
旅行就是让自己甦醒，
知道这个世界有多大，知道自己有多渺小。
[Travel is looking for the differences, < br > you will find a lot of idea is wrong before, < br > some wrong is right now. < br > < br > travel is a link, < br > to make the world a way and the outside world link. < br > < br > travel is to make yourself awakening, < br > know how much this world, know how small he is.]
zhudeyong@ 一心明德文化公司 zhudeyong@gmail 朱德庸工作室
秒拍：张学友的演唱会的一幕甜到哭啊！当歌神唱《她来听我的演唱会》的时候，大屏幕捕捉到一对对情侣的镜头......满满都是爱！[心]#秒拍#好想带上心爱的人去看演唱会→tRfCgeY
[Jacky cheungs concert scene sweet to cry! When singers she listen to my concert, big screen capture the lens of the pairs of lovers... Is filled with love! [heart] # # s pat want to bring to tRfCgeY beloved people go to the concert]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
photoshop资源库：#ps教程# Photoshop cc 启动画面设计方法！海报设计的时候可以采用，简单粗暴，几步即可以完成，有兴趣的童鞋们，可以参考借鉴，转需~
[# # ps tutorial Photoshop design method of cc splash screen! Can use poster design, simple and crude, a few steps that can be completed, interested in the childrens shoes, you can refer to reference, turn to be ~]
设计！理想，让库粉们都成为设计师！
曦阳思慕：今天收盘打算公开一只长线股，持股一年，目标可能翻倍，适合买了睡觉不看盘的懒人，我的票从来都是让人赚的，我来看下有多少人想看？～[偷笑]
[Closed today is going to open a long term shares, holdings for a year, goals may be doubled, is suitable for the lazy man bought a bed not dish, my ticket is always let people earn, I look at how many people want to see? ~ [laugh]]
擅长说段子，炒股是副业。以上是段子......
意匠id：室内设计 · 窗
[Window of interior design,]
“意匠”设计也~设计服务、合作请私信沟通
银教授：一些尊称逐渐变成了骂人的话。比如“您什么时候还钱”，一个“您”字，隐藏了操你祖宗的含义。
[Some regarded gradually turned into a curse. Such as when will you return money, a word you, to hide the meaning of fuck you father.]
先别取关，万一好笑呢？信公众号yinjiaoshou
加措活佛-慈爱基金：燃灯日是伟大的宗教家，藏传佛教改革家和藏传佛教格鲁派创始人宗喀巴大师的圆寂纪念日。请时常念诵宗喀巴大师祈祷文，回向虚空法界一切众生，祈愿世界和平安宁！众生平安喜乐！
《宗喀巴大师祈祷文》
无缘慈悲大海观世音
无障智慧总主文殊师
破除一切邪魔密藏主
雪域圣哲之首宗喀巴
洛桑扎华我向您祈
[Eep day is a great religion, Tibetan Buddhism reformer and the gelug sect of Tibetan Buddhism founder master tsongkhapa parinirvana anniversary. Please recite the master tsongkhapa prayers, often back to vanity dharmadhatu all living beings, wish world peace! All peace joy! < br > < br > < br > master tsongkhapa prayer out of the sea goddess of mercy mercy < br > < br > no barrier wisdom always main manjusri division to break all the secret hidden evil Lord < br > snow area sage of tsongkhapa lausanne, < br > China I prayed for you]
优美的文字是心里的良药！
神奇的吐槽君：“后都是怎样对待自己人生的？”
[After all is how to handle your life?]
北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接各种国内吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号：crazytucao
米花快报：名侦探柯南剧场版「纯黑的恶梦」全国上映中！💥🔫
[The theatrical version of detective conan pure black nightmare in national release! 💥🔫]
每日更新最快速、最准确、最有价值的名侦探柯南情报。
职业大烟枪：恋爱三天和三年的区别，[哈哈]太形象了。陪你一起耍贱卖萌，娶妻如此 夫复何求？[嘻嘻]
[In love for three days and three years of difference, too image (haha). With you play of too cheaply, marry so you ask for anything? [xi xi]]
每一个男人都戒不掉一种女人和另一种味道的烟草 商务合作QQ：
英国那些事儿：话说... 有只汪平常最喜欢的，就是它那个圣诞老人的毛绒玩具..... 平常到哪都要带着.....
直到有一天，主人带它去见了个真的圣诞老人..... 它的表情说明了一切 [哈哈][哈哈]
[Words... Is wangs favorite usually, only is it the Santa Claus, plush toys... Which are common to take... < br > until one day, the master took it to see a real Santa Claus... Its expression says it all (ha ha) (ha ha)]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
时尚穿搭社：以后一定要生个女儿 然后这样打扮她
[Be sure to give birth to a daughter in the future And then dress her]
专属于你的私人挑款师 让我们一起开启美丽之旅吧~ 公众号ID：TKS
名侦探赵五儿：看到美好的肉体彭于晏跑步，还胖着的你此时此刻的心情是_______。
[See the beautiful body peng run, fat still with you at the moment of mood is....]
朝阳第一名侦探
三联生活周刊：Ali，一个岁的德国老头，每天清晨都会穿不同的衣服到裁缝店办公，绝不重样。摄影师Zoe Spawton觉得老头的穿着很有意思，于是为他拍了一系列照片。对比一下↓↓↓看看自己有没有被秒杀[偷笑]
[Ali, a German man, every morning to wear different clothes to the tailor shop office, do not weigh appearance. Photographer Zoe Spawton think old man wearing is very interesting, so take a series of photos for him. Compare the left left left see oneself have been seconds kill [laugh]]
一本杂志和他倡导的生活.
公安部打四黑除四害：【公安部督办的白银“.”系列强奸杀人案嫌疑人高承勇被移送起诉】年来，为侦破这起“世纪悬案”，采集指纹达万枚。年以来，甘肃警方紧抓指纹和DNA两大证据不放，开展DNA基因库建设，实现违法犯罪人员全录入，为侦破杀人案提供了关键的基础条件。 tRfCDzZ
[The ministry of public security supervisory of silver . series of rape homicide suspect Gao Chengyong was transferred to Sue for years, to solve the century conception, fingerprint into pieces. Years, gansu police grabbed two fingerprints and DNA evidence, conduct DNA gene pool construction, realizing a complete entry of illegal crime personnel, provides a key to solve homicide basic condition. tRfCDzZ]
打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！
健身女王Miuo：【驼背的自我纠正方法[鼓掌]】今天教大家一套风靡中国的瑜伽动作，不仅能矫正驼背，还可增高-cm，非常实用，所有动作视频中均有详细解说，照着做就是！存了，学习吧！tRqTXjJa
[[hunchback self correcting method [applause.]] today teach you a popular Chinese yoga movement, not only can correct kyphosis, still can increase - cm, very practical, all actions in the video all have detailed explanation, is according to do! Saved, learning! tRqTXjJa]
健身女王miuo健身健康指导，添加公众号：miuo（合作Q ）
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