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内裤都笑松了：
卧槽，一个大写的.....懵圈.....
[笑cry]我到底经历了什么。....
[Oh my god, a capital of... Meng circle... [laugh cry] what I experienced. ...]

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女神时尚美搭：
陪你到老，时尚到老
[Accompany you to the old, fashion to the old]

时尚女神，这样来美搭！

女神笔录：
直到有一天，你遇见这样一个人，每天和你分享他的快乐，解读你的忧伤，报告每天的行踪轨迹，笑谈每天的生活琐事，这就是喜欢你的表现。毕竟时间过得那么快，谁愿意和不在乎的人瞎逼逼。
[Until one day, you meet such a person, to share his happiness with you every day, reading your sadness, whereabouts trajectory report every day, a proverb to everyday life trivial, this is like your performance. , after all, time goes by so fast, who is willing to and dont care what people blind force.]

愿你是阳光，明媚不忧伤 __

掏心話_：
#掏心夜语#
身边全是“我先睡了你也早睡”的人
却没有“你困了就先睡吧没困我陪你”的人[伤心]
[# # language rink hijinks night all around I sleep you also early to bed, but no you sleepy you sleep first Not sleepy I accompany you [sad]]

每张图片背后都有一个故事愿你我都会被温柔以待。

___yuu：
有时候可能会辛苦每个人那么的不同所以一定要做那个最理解自己的人
[May be hard sometimes So everybody is different So be sure to do the most understand his own people]

围脖情感语录：
“一段感情里，最怕的就是一个人很忙，一个人很闲，一个人的圈子很大，而另一个人只有他，一个人心思敏感，而另一个人又不爱解释。彼此关系逐渐疏远，不是因为不爱了，而是因为差异太大造成的矛盾和误会让彼此都累了。”
[In a relationship, the most afraid of be a person is busy, a person is very carefree, a person is a big circle, only he one person, a person mind sensitive, and another person does not love to explain. Relations gradually alienated from each other, not because of love, but because the difference is too large to cause conflicts and misunderstandings make each other tired.]

男的关注我会长寿！女的关注我会更美！

Mars毒药：
如果我是dj你会爱我吗？你会爱我吗？过的充实每天都是节日！
[If Im DJ will you love me? Will you love me? Enrich each day is a holiday!]

演出、代言、工作事宜请联系经纪人微信：，爱你们哟～

FASHION头像集：
失望有两种可能：选错了人，或是怀有不该有的期待。
[Disappointed there are two possibilities choose the wrong person, or have not deserved.]

知名情感博主

坎话：
只希望，不管三年，五年，或是十年以后。某一天，我们相遇，还能相认，你大喊一声，我想死你了。那一刻，我定会泪流满面。—— 几米
[Only hope, no matter three years, five years, or ten years later. One day, we meet, can also Joseph, you Shouting, I want to die for you. At that moment, I will was in tears. A few meters -]

一个懂你的微博，那些说到你心坎里的话。(合作QQ）

视觉酱：
天冷了，单身狗们请自己照顾好自己！
[The day is cold, the single dog, please take good care of yourself!]

横看成岭侧成峰，远近高低各不同。

沈三废：
这首歌像是在坐火车，火车最容易让人犯困了，我现在却在失眠。
RUSLFLU
[This song is like in the train, the train is the most easy to let a person feel sleepy, but I now in insomnia. RUSLFLU]

会一直温柔对待你的。

这微博笑死我了：
深夜的警局，警察接到了一个小男孩哀伤的电话，他说，自己想要寻找去了天堂的妈妈……RUGWHbW
[The night of the police, the police received a phone call from a little boy sad, he said he wants to find mom went to heaven... RUGWHbW]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）

每日一句心情签名：
“你知道那种感觉吗，明明那个人还在，可以打电话，可以发信息，但你没有任何立场，他永远不再是你的了，那种感觉真的特别难过。”
[Do you know that kind of feeling, clearly the man is still there, you can make a phone call, can send messages, but you dont have any position that he is no longer your forever, that kind of feeling really sad.]

情感✍励志✍唯美✍治愈✍美图✍一段文字一句签名更懂你的内心ღ你看或不看我每天都会更新，请点原创。

猫目伯爵de见世物小屋：
猛然发现周围的人都养了萌猫萌犬，只有自己还孤家寡人... 想有个小动物陪伴又怕照顾不好，毕竟自己是连一盆花儿都养不活的人...[泪] 有没有什么好照顾的小动物啊...
[Suddenly found the people around you have the sprout of cat dog, only oneself also alone... Think there is a small animal with again afraid care is bad, after all, he is even a pot of flowers all keep not to live... [] tears have nothing to take care of small animals...]

lo代~ap，baby，anp，iw，meta，milk，vm，jej，boz等，推荐大家私信联系，比旺旺更快回复～

尸姐：
分享单曲RVBUmV（@网易云音乐）
[Share a single RVBUmV (@ netease cloud music)]

举世无双大英雄

牙牙丶酱：
刚跟no总通完电话，一切都是沟通不畅造成的。
、我选择喷代练的时机不好，不该在队伍还没有打完比赛之前就爆出这些事，影响前线队伍心态。我向zero队员道歉。
、我信no总是个没心没肺的莽夫，并非有意抹黑，他也给我道歉了。
、有关neotv那个已经有版主出来辟谣，我也是别人给我爆料没有证据。
、
[Just as no always on the phone, all are the result of the communication. , I choose the timing of the spray whereas is bad, shouldnt be on the team has not played the game before about these things, affect the team mentality at the front. I apologize to zero players. , I always believe no a heartless mang, not deliberately smear, he also gave me a apology. and relevant neotv that there has been a moderator retort, I am also others give me revealed no evidence. ,]

暴雪游戏解说

顾奈：
刚刚迷迷糊糊睡了一小会，但一直在做梦，梦见被队伍簇拥着往前跑，惊醒，起来喝了一口水，无聊对着镜子捋了一下头发，发现掌心里掉了一大把。之前说掉头发厉害，朋友们都说换季了很正常，可是现在都冬天了啊。很想哭。
[Just half a moment, but has been in the dream, dream of being surrounded by teams ran forward, wake up, up, a sip of water boring smoothing the hair in the mirror, found a big palm off. Said before hair loss, the friends all say change garments according to the normal, but are now in the winter. Very want to cry.]

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马爹利狼：
东京万圣节奇闻录
[Tokyo Halloween anecdote]

这家伙很懒。

加拿大FUN：
#加拿大生活# 万圣节不想出去想在家宅怎么办？不如躲在家里看这些应景的恐怖片吧！
[# # Halloween dont want to go out to Canada life at home? Not hide at home and watch the occasional horror movie!!!!]

欢迎关注加拿大最好玩儿的微博。合作联系：weibovancouverfun@gmail.com

米娜：
人会长大三次。第一次是在发现自己不是世界中心的时候。第二次是在发现即使再怎么努力，终究还是有些事令人无能为力的时候。第三次是在，明知道有些事可能会无能为力，但还是会尽力争取的时候。
[One of three times. The first is when found himself is not the center of the world. The second is the discovery of even if again how hard, is some things is powerless. Is the third time, and know some things may be powerless, but will still try our best to strive for.]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志，提倡日常生活中的实用搭配，自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 www.mina.com.cn

苍月盛典：
WT。。F？？！。。。深夜涨姿势
[WT. F?? ! ... Up in the middle of the night the pose]

你还这么年轻，就这么有节操，真是可惜了

涩江-选择你的半藏：
百日源藏好冷啊去泡温泉吧
“这么漂亮的头发，可千万不要剪掉啊。”
#源藏#
[One hundred days cold source hidden go to bubble hot spring such a beautiful hair, dont cut off. # source hidden #]

盾冬黑洞*沉迷源藏的all藏痴汉，麦爹是梦想中的男人，源左麦左不逆* 撩猫逗狗，业余画画

实用技能酱：
吸管真的不是用来吸的···· RVuJmJ .
[Straw is not really used to suck... RVuJmJ.]

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选择中医__董洪涛：
苦味入心，心主神，苦能磨砺人的心神。胆汁极苦，越王勾践却甘愿尝胆，是以胆汁之苦警心励志；苦是一种执着、坚忍，是心甘情愿、锲而不舍，比如苦行、苦干、苦思、勤学苦炼等等；苦是一种折磨，如痛苦、佛所说的人生七苦；苦是一种镜界和追求，虽苦犹乐，苦之极，亦乐之极。苦毕竟是短时的，苦尽甘来。
[Bitter taste in the heart, the heart god, bitter can hone a persons mind. Very bitter bile, goujian is willing to taste, is based on the suffering of the bile p heart self-help; Bitterness is a kind of perseverance and perseverance, is willing, persistence, such as penance, hard work, struggle, study humble, etc. Bitterness is a kind of torture, such as pain, Buddha said seven life; Bitterness is a mirror, and the pursuit, is hard of joy, very bitter, also very happy. Bitter, after all, is a short, no sweet without sweat.]

《选择中医》作者。创建南宁选择中医工作室。勤于临证，为推广中医而不懈努力。上海中医药大学医学博士。

随季子：
伦敦一日，西敏寺-白金汉宫（没进去）-特拉法加广场及国家美术馆-圣保罗大教堂（登顶看全景）-伦敦塔珠宝展-伦敦桥，走马观花累得够呛。圣保罗大教堂顶的视野最好（p）
[A day of London, Westminster Abbey, Buckingham Palace (not in) - Trafalgar Square and the national gallery - st. Pauls cathedral (top view) - the tower of London jewellery - London bridge, a bit tired. The best view on the top of the st Pauls cathedral (p)]

个没有观的人

我是马男Bojack：
“很多莫名其妙淡了的关系都是因为别人的嘴”
[A lot of puzzling light the relationship Because of other peoples mouth]

我叫波杰克，我在努力做好……

汪星人日记：
二哈：妈蛋，堆雪狗。。。亏你想得出来！ [doge]#汪星人日记# RcFWFtn
[Ha damn, heap snow dog... Kui you think come out! [doge] # Wang Xing # RcFWFtn diary]

把你所有的心事都告诉我，我虽然不会说，但我听得懂。

乒乓球爱好者徐根旺：
已经起了，在清晨穿着我旧旧的风衣朝着最早的一班公车招手。打开微博，在深夜大家纷纷不想活了。被迫过早开始的一天与太晚还没结束的一天不期而遇了，一种天涯共此时，一种double suffering。行吧，一大早上生活就挺厉害的
[Is up in the morning in my old coat towards the earliest bus. Open the weibo, in the middle of the night we dont want to live. Forced to early to start a day and its too late, not the end of the day ran into a the end of the world total at this point, a double suffering. Ok, life is pretty much early in the morning]

碌碌无为的白天引发的罪恶感在夜晚得到释放

DeepRed上海利物浦球迷会：
分秒这个问题好RVBMT（使用 #秒拍# 录制）
[Minutes the question RVBMT (with # recorded using # seconds)]

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高超凡微言：
在长征途中，贺子珍生了他同毛泽东第二个孩孑，她决定送给当地老乡枎养，朱老总夫人康克清问他”给孩子起个名字，以便将来认领。”她含着泪摇头说”祘了吧，把他送到老乡家中去，将来作个老百姓也不是最好吧。”两个人泪流满面。见到老毛他说把孩子送人了，毛主席说”还是你了解我。”说罢汒然座下
[In the long march on the way, zizhen bore him away with MAO zedongs second child, she decided to local villagers 枎, zhu old total k ang k o-ch ing asked him, give the child a name, so as to claim in the future. She shook her head, with tears in her eyes said 祘, take him to the villagers home, as a common people is not the best in the future. Two men in tears. See old MAO send children to people, he said, chairman MAO said or you know me. Say 汒 ran under the seat]

多希望习王能够尽快解救万民，拍死我们武功县贞元镇西伊店村这成群结队锅国殃民苍蝇，重建人民民主政权，叫无数革命先烈死得其所，人民公敌闻风丧胆！

喬王木：
万圣之夜
[All hallows eve]

崇尚爱和自由的女战士

波段涨停教父：
$上证指数 sh$ #微博股票##今日看盘##明日看盘##后职业操盘手##后炒股专家#
[Sh $# $Shanghai index stock # # weibo today dish dish # # # # tomorrow after professional traders trading experts after # # #]

后职业操盘手，天津金钰财富CEO，独立投资人

SylviA7777777：
布丁染发剂.Ash green试色非常好上色的一款染发剂我在头上放了分钟用吹风机吹了几次味道也不难闻我是细软发质之前染过暗红七月底染过亚麻黄底色见最后一张图底色更偏红没有很绿是很显白的颜色喜欢冷色调的宝宝可以试试会回购
[Pudding hair dye. Ash green, try a hair dye color paint very well I put minutes on his head With blower for several times Taste is not bad I am a soft hair dyed dark red before In late July dyed flax Background color see last picture more partial to red Not very green is the color of white Like the baby can have a try that cool color moves will buy back]