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北美吐槽君：
    “ex真的就那么想跟我做朋友吗？”
[The ex really just want to make friends with me?]

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人民网：
    【九种最好吃的火锅蘸料配方[馋嘴]】吃火锅的季节来了，蘸料总是调不好？种调配，种口味，一定有你爱的那款↓↓转走，吃火锅时用得着！@污女的种草播报
[The nine most delicious hot pot dip formulation [available]] season had to eat hot pot, dip always tune? Allocate, tastes, there must be the one you love the left turn left walk, eat hot pot can try! @ female of grass to broadcast]

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花泽美美：
    #我的床上读物# “是我太小气太玻璃心吗？今天提车，老公去办理，连提都没提一句加我名字的话”
[# # my bed reading is my heart too stingy glass? Pick up the car today, the husband go to complete, did not even mention mention one sentence with my name]

一个人的兵荒马乱

_一丨_：
    能讓人感覺真誠的只有真的真誠
[Can let a person feel the sincere only really sincere]

VanNess吳建豪：
    #MWHYB# 你們覺得是什麼呢？Mr. Jay的英語實在是太🤘了！[作揖][作揖][作揖]
[What is # MWHYB# what do you think? Mr. Jay的英语实在是太🤘了！ [bowing] [bowing] [bowing]]

我是吳建豪.工作邀約請洽vanness.wu@foxmail

虎掰掰：
    在秒内没获得第一个赞，我会质疑写的东西是不是不够好；在秒内没有获得个赞，我就准备删掉了；在秒内没有转发，就会删掉…有人说写东西是为了自己，我可不是。我就是为了你们。
[Didnt get the first praise in seconds, I questioned writing is not good enough; In seconds didnt get a praise, Im going to delete the; In seconds without forwarding, will delete... Some people say that writing is for the sake of oneself, I am not. I am to you.]

我若与人相同便没有人爱我

Houson猴姆：
    【猴姆独家】帕帕Chris Pratt联手大表姐Jennifer Lawrence科幻巨作《太空旅客》第支电视预告片大首播！依然有新镜头哦！尤其能看到俩人醒来的过程，原来是因为状况把他俩提前叫醒，而其他乘客仍在休眠中。而更大的危险与挑战正等着他俩去面对！在孤独的太空飞船里，俩人还“顺便”爱上彼此哦！[亲亲]
[His monkeys sole 】 【 Chris Pratt teamed up with big cousin Jennifer Lawrence sci-fi epic space travelers with the first TV trailer premiere! Still have a new lens! Especially to see two people wake up, the process of the original because they wake up early, to state the other passengers are still in sleep. But the bigger danger and challenge waiting for them to face! In the lonely space shuttle, two people also by the way, fall in love with each other! [kiss]]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

DIY设计家居馆：
    一些表情的简笔画，这个很适合拿去教小朋友，卧槽碉堡了，建议留着！！tRfKWywu
[Some expressions of brief strokes, this is very suitable to teach children, oh bunkers, keep!! tRfKWywu]

家居砖家一枚，设计五彩人生，没有么么哒(* ￣)(ε￣ *)你又在看我微博。合作QQ

鸡翅给你吃：
    互联网并没有我想象中的可爱。
[The Internet is not my imagination.]

love u mother who who

纯良叫兽：
    「老师可以有多坏？」有的老师真的可以毫不费力的摧毁一个学生[拜拜]
[The teacher can how bad is it? Some teachers can easily destroy a student [bynum]]

关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ：

一句语录签名：
    你做错事，我可以放你一马。你欺骗我，我也可以放你一马。你伤我心，我还是可以放你一马！但你要记住：我是有脾气的，不是放马的！
[You do wrong, I can put you a horse. You deceive me, I can put you a horse. You hurt my heart, I can put you a horse! But you must remember that I have temper, not release your horse!]

热门微博情感榜常驻砖家。一句语录一个签名 总有那么一句说到心里。想要更多签名可以扫我威信公号：y [爱你]（推广合作QQ）

酒足饭饱勾二嫂：
    铲屎官分享家里逗比狗狗的日常，有它们生活更加欢乐。
[Shovel excrement officer share tease than dogs everyday in the home, have their life more fun.]

正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：

掏心話_：
    “初见的时候绝对不知道后来会这么喜欢你。”
[First time definitely dont know later will like you.]

每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。

我的电影图解：
    台湾一位网友记录下了爷爷奶奶可爱的互动瞬间，嘴上叫你走 心里却说别走[心]tRfoWWu
[Taiwan recorded the grandma and grandpa a netizen interactive moment, lovely mouth let you go In the heart say dont go tRfoWWu [heart]]

人生漫漫，道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣，这里各种口味图解都有，Please 抱紧我！！！合作请私信或Q我：

电影小咖：
    第届奥斯卡最佳动画短片提名《没有宇宙我们无法生存》，情深意切，我不怕这世界，我只怕这世界没有你。tRGCHvlA
[The first session of the Oscar for best animated short film named we cant live without the universe, I, I am not afraid of the world, I am afraid the world without you. tRGCHvlA]

你又来找电影看。合作+Q.Q

顾奈：
    想对你好，把你的衬衫熨得服帖，做好吃的饭菜给你，把你随手丢下的东西收拾整齐，在你下班之后捏捏你的肩膀，在你沮丧失落的时候抱住你拍拍你的背…永远捧你做超人，却像小孩子般照顾，想把温柔都给你。
[Want to hello to iron your shirt have to break, completes the meal for you and leave you with things clean and tidy, pinching your shoulder after work in you, when you are depressed to embrace you on your back... But do superman with you forever, like a child care, all want to tender to you.]

说我丑 可以 说我矫情 不行 公众号：gunai 合作请联系邮箱zjx@qq

aMEI_feat_阿密特：
    ❌時差 你太強大了❌🔂❌ tRfzJR .
[❌时差你太强大了❌🔂❌tRfzJR。]

烘焙很简单YOU：
    【如何调一份万能的芝麻拌酱】比例掌握好了，味道就成功了一大半，不仅可以做凉拌菜，还可以拌面！！！美食get√
[How to adjust a universal sesame sauce mix 】 mastering the proportion, taste is more than half of the success, not only can do salad, also pasta!!!!!! Food get tick]

烘焙一族聚集地~~ 零起步学烘焙就关注@烘焙很简单YOU ›››素材来源互联网，旨在分享QQ

CP少女头像：
    你明知道自己不会和这个人在一起
还是会去享受这份恋爱的心情
然后到了合适的时候
离开
去和不爱但是很合适的人在一起
[You know you wont with the < br > will go to the mood of enjoying this love < br > < br > then in the right time to leave < br > to and do not love but very well together]

关注我今天一定会有好运，也会脱单哦～❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ：

健身女王Miuo：
    情侣最佳腰腹训练新方式，男练腹肌女练马甲线，对单身狗已造成点伤害[拜拜][拜拜] tRtGQbI
[Lovers lumbar abdomen best training new way, male experienced abdominal muscle female ma jia line, practice for single dog has caused damage [bynum] [bynum] tRtGQbI]

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怀孕育儿一点通：
    【个错误的民间育儿法，看看你做错了吗？[可怜]】剃胎毛令头发浓密、给宝宝从小把尿、怕宝宝吃不饱夜里加奶、动不动就补钙、希望宝宝的腿又长又直给宝宝绑腿……赶快停止这些育儿法！[抓狂]它们通通都有害无益！个错误的民间育儿法，据说八成的父母都在犯！↓↓ 请转给你身边的新手娃爸娃妈！
[【 wrong folk parenting, see if you do wrong? [poor]] shave lanugo hair, baby from the urine, afraid of babies do not have enough to eat with milk during the night, always filling calcium, hope that the babys legs are long and straight for baby leggings... To stop these parenting! [mad] they all are bad! Wrong folk parenting, it is said that eighty percent of parents are making! Novice left left down to your side, please her father her mother!]

育儿受尽千般苦，养女操碎万般心

我是马男Bojack：
    内心再强大一点 就不会听风是雨
知道的事再多一点 就不会人云亦云
[Heart again a little bit strong wont listen to the wind is the rain < br > to know a little more Wouldnt life]

我叫波杰克，我在努力做好……

陈震同学：
    Day.……[晕]
[Day.... [dizzy]]

自从得了精神病，整个人都精神多了！！ 工作联系wei：wwn

思维作家：
    “如果孤独的人愿意回头，焦躁的人愿意等候，内向的人愿意开口，也许这才是爱情最真的样子。”
[If lonely people are willing to turn head, anxious people are willing to wait, introverted people willing to speak, perhaps this is the most true love.]

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全球搞笑排行榜：
    看着好过瘾～逆天的艺术，视频太短！有种意犹未尽的感觉，没看够啊！[赞][赞] tRfKlyB
#治愈不开心#
[Look good enough to go against the art, the video is too short! There is a feeling of wanting more, didnt see enough! [who] [great] tRfKlyB < br > # # cure unhappiness]

微博搞笑中心！【联系Q 】分享新鲜、时尚、搞笑信息~关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！↖(^ω^)↗

米娜：
    年纪轻轻，体重倒是不轻。余额不多，想买的倒是不少。
[At a young age, weight is not light. The balance is not much, want to buy quite a lot of.]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志，提倡日常生活中的实用搭配，自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

网红揭秘：
    于雯静因为路拍照显得自己比较胖，刚刚她特地直播说自己不胖，腿不粗，你们认为呢？
[Yu Wen static pictures appear they are fat because road, just live her specially says he is not fat, leg not thick, do you think?]

如果我发有关明星的，请不要纠结我的微博名，因为这里就是一个八卦的地方～

诱犯：
    别人说熬夜死得早，说得好像你不熬夜就能活成万年龟似的。
[Others said that staying up late to die earlier, like you dont stay up late can live for tens of years turtle.]

这家伙真他妈懒

治愈系唯美疗伤话：
    二十几岁的你，迷茫又着急。你想要房子你想要汽车，想要旅行你想要高品质生活。你不断催促自己赶快成长，却沉不下心来认真的读一篇文章；你一次次吹响前进的号角，却总是倒在离出发不远的地方。请坚韧一些年轻朋友，勇敢地前行。《愿这九封信能陪你度过最困难的时光》[心]
[In their twenties, you confused and worried. You want a house you want car, want to travel you want to high quality life. You have urge oneself grow up quickly, but heart sink not to carefully read an article; You horn blowing forward again and again, but always fall in place not far away from the start. Please some tough young friends, boldly forward. Let the nine letter can accompany you through the most difficult times, [heart]]

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芯話：
    后来有的人学会了撒谎不脸红，有的人学会了冷漠的微笑，有的人再也不熬夜，有的人狠心的剪掉了长发。他们都是回不去的人，这世上的从头再来，从来都是骗人的。
[Then some people learned to lie not blush with shame, some people learned to indifferent smile, some people dont stay up late, some people are cruel cut off long hair. They are people who do not go back, start all over again, this world is always lying.]

关注芯话。句句说到心坎，句句是心声！投稿合作QQ：

拜仁新闻：
    这是最近场比赛以来，拜仁第一次单场丢掉球
[Is the latest games, bayern single-game throw the ball for the first time]

新赛季再起航，Mia San Mia！

我就是卢鑫：
    深夜福利咯，告诉我你们看到了谁？[吃惊][嘻嘻][吃惊][嘻嘻][吃惊][嘻嘻][吃惊][嘻嘻][吃惊][嘻嘻][吃惊][嘻嘻][吃惊][嘻嘻][吃惊][嘻嘻][吃惊][嘻嘻][吃惊][嘻嘻][吃惊][嘻嘻]
[Welfare in the middle of the night, tell me who you see? [surprised] [xi xi] [surprised] [xi xi] [surprised] [xi xi] [surprised] [xi xi] [surprised] [xi xi] [surprised] [xi xi] [surprised] [xi xi] [surprised] [xi xi] [surprised] [xi xi] [surprised] [xi xi] [surprised] [xi xi]]

一个魔怔的事儿精

Z_子晴：
    半夜出来撩一下[舔屏]～觉不觉得今年冬天我很少“肩膀热”了[污]
[Out in the middle of the night liao about [lick screen] ~ sleep dont think this winter I seldom shoulders hot [pollution]]

神奇的美帝：
    连下了几天雨，公园里的草坪变得好奇怪，软软的，弹弹的。。。（Lauren RobertsFacebook） tRfzHJ .
[Even for a few days of rain, the grass in the park to become good strange, soft, play... TRfzHJ (Lauren RobertsFacebook).]

在这里分享和传递各种神奇事——虽然美国人民欢乐多，但憋不住也会报报别国的内容！奋斗！>_<