2019年5月9日星期四

The officer micro interesting, dont have a car is not important to have a car, take you fly with yo

微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 高性能、纯电、豪华,这些关键词能够吸引到你么?
[# # car review selected high-performance, pure electric, luxurious, these keywords can attract you?]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

优酷:
    我们曾相爱,想到就心酸。“寻找”@刘涛tamia 上次跟“向前”@杨烁 一起吃饭已经是大年初一的事了[泪] 婚姻中的“隐形人”造就了#丧偶式婚姻#的悲剧,这道婚姻谜题何解?来这里寻找答案#我们都要好好的#
tEoEtnR ​

[We have to love, think of sad. Looking for @ liu tao tamia last dinner with forward @ Yang shuo is on the first day of the [] of tears in a marriage invisible man has produced # # widowed type marriage tragedy, this puzzle why marriage? Come here to look for the answer # # we all well < br > tEoEtnR]

微博搞笑排行榜:
    现在的小学生的母亲节祝福也太秀了吧,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,堪比 #全明星天台喊话# ! #护你所爱# ​
[Elementary students mothers day wishes too show now, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, comparable to # # all-star tiantai propaganda! # # to protect your love]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小野妹子学吐槽:
    男生可能记不住你俩交往一周年纪念日,但会记得年麦迪秒分
[Boys may not remember the two of you contact the one year anniversary, but McGrady will remember years seconds]

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猫扑:
    【痴情男子与男友感情生变 站上桥墩欲轻生】近日,一名男子站上台湾新北忠孝桥的桥墩上打算轻生。警方接报到场后,男子不断作势往下跳。警员通过劝导获悉,当事人王某因与男友感情生变,加上有官司缠身,伤心欲绝下试图走上绝路。经过警员不断开导,王某最终被说服并走下桥墩,随后在家属的陪同下前往...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 spoony man and boyfriend feelings - bridge pier on the site to suicide] recently, a man on Taiwan new north filial piety bridge piers is going to suicide. After the police notified to be present, jump man on AIRS. Officers learned through persuasion, the wang mou with boyfriend feelings - and plus there are lawsuits, tried to his heart. After police channel, wang mou was finally persuaded and down the bridge pier, and then accompanied by family members to... The full text m. eibo]

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小S:
    #我們是真正的朋友# 四姐妹終於合體出去玩啦!在蒲甘的這一天正好是愚人節,我的節日怎麼能少了玩笑,對不起婆婆,讓您擔心啦!身邊是最親愛的姐妹,電話裡還有媽媽們的愛,幸福!!
tEoRNm ​

[# we are real friends # sisters finally fit to go out to play! In bagan that day is April fools day, how can I holiday little joke, Im sorry the mother-in-law, let you worry! Side is the most dear sister, the phone and mothers love, happiness!!!!! < br > tEoRNm]

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优酷:
    #我们都要好好的# 结婚多年,你为何成了空气?这就是#丧偶式婚姻#,看不见摸不着,只是分手时,心里空荡荡。当“向前”@杨烁在台上光鲜亮丽,“寻找”@刘涛tamia 却倒地痉挛身处抑郁边缘,你在台上那么耀眼,为何你的光照不到我身前?tEoRkAne ​
[# # we all well married for many years, why are you into the air? This is # # widowed type marriage, see not, just break up, the in the mind is empty. When the forward @ Yang shuo glamorous on the stage, looking for @ liu tao tamia edge down spasm in depression, you are on the stage, why you cant light me before? tEoRkAne]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#女子做医美遭灼伤毁容# 医师:上网查才知道要控制温度】月日,台湾台北一位女士做医美遭灼伤毁容,医师事后才知要控制温度。年初,该女子在一家医美诊所做电波和音波拉皮疗程。后因脸部起泡前往医院,她被诊断为深二度灼伤。此后她接收多项手术,包括视网膜破洞修补。据报道,被控医师不具备相关...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # woman do medical beauty by burns disfigured # the Internet just know to control the temperature 】 month day, Taipei, Taiwan was a woman do the medical beauty burns disfigured, afterwards just know to control the temperature. At the start of the year, the woman in a medical beauty clinic do waves and sonic skin treatment. After facial foam to the hospital, she was diagnosed with deep second degree burns. She received many surgery, including retinal hole repair. According to the report, is accused of physicians dont have... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女子做SPA被技师直播:当时我一丝不挂】近日,武汉一名女子做SPA时突然发现技师的手机正与一男子视频通话,她当时一丝不挂↓↓对面男子上身赤裸,通话时长超过半小时↓↓而店方却表示女子提出万元索赔,单方面发帖对店方造成不良影响,已正在走起诉流程↓↓tEoEyDW ​
[【 woman live SPA was technician at that time, I was naked 】 recently, wuhan suddenly found when a woman do SPA technician of mobile video calls with a man, she was naked men left across the left shirtless, duration of more than half an hour left left and women put forward ten thousand yuan of the claim, the hotel has said unilateral Posting cause bad effects to the hotel, are left left tEoEyDW prosecution process]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    【弱小可怜又无助——#中国小橘猫被误关集装箱运到米兰#】近日,意大利海关在一个从中国运往意大利的集装箱里发现一只被困的小橘猫。海关人员给这只可怜的小家伙取名奇纳(Cina——意大利语中国的意思)。现在,小奇纳被米兰一家动物庇护所收留。照顾它的兽医表示:“小奇纳肯定是在集装箱里找到一些可...全文: m.weibo ​
[The small poor and helpless little orange cat - # China # 】 was erroneously closed container shipped to milan recently, Italian customs in one container from China to Italy found a trapped small orange cat. Officer named this poor guys (Cina - Italian China ). Now, little kirchners was a milan animal shelter. Veterinary care of it, said small, must be in the container to find some can... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    这也太乖了吧!!想组团去撸狗了!![爱你][爱你][爱你] tEoELpG ​
[Its too good!!!!! Want to group lu dog!! Love you love you [] [] [] love you tEoELpG]

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Autobeta汽车杂志:
    玛莎拉蒂Levante Special Edition tEobgKmY ​​​
[Maserati Levante Special Edition tEobgKmY]

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冷笑话精选:
    谁能想到,再过七个月,第一批后就要出生了!都说岁月是把杀猪刀,但冷哥还是想抓住青春最后的尾巴好好的装一次嫩~欧莱雅玻尿酸安瓶,亲测有效!简直就是变嫩神器,狗子们记得去唯品会购买啊,毕竟原价元,现在戳tEXRELbK 只需要! ​
[Who would have thought that after seven months, will be born after the first. All say time is to kill pig knife, but cold brother wanted to seize the tail of the youth finally put a good ~ l oreal hyaluronic acid ampoules, nun kiss measuring effective! Dog is tender artifact, remember to Vipshop buy ah, after all, the original price yuan, poke tEXRELbK just now! ​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    【优酷都市情感大剧】#我们都要好好的# 来查收今日的独家剧透!“向前”@杨烁 遭遇带娃职场双考验,他能撑过去么?艾丽莎@金晨 意外与向前纠结不断,这俩人到底怎么回事?tEoELXz ​
[Youku urban emotional dramas # # well we have to find exclusive revealed that the plot of the day! Forward @ Yang shuo encounter with Eva workplace double test, he can hold the past? Alisa @ jinchen accident and struggle continuously forward, this two people whats going on? tEoELXz]

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