新浪新闻客户端:
【#不参加合唱开除班籍#?高校系主任:是辅导员为了让学生重视】近日,郑州大学有学生反映称,因参加大合唱活动的男生少,学院一辅导员张某在QQ群内要求班长补报名额,并称到时不去的“直接开除班籍,第二天不用进我们班上课”。老师朱柱认为,辅导员在群中这样表达,应该是为了给学生施加压力,让学生...全文: m.weibo
[【 cadastral # # not to participate in choral dismissed class? College dean is the counselor in order to let students value 】 recently, some students reflect zhengzhou university said, fewer boys, because of their chorus activities within a college counselor zhang in QQ group requirements prescribed quota of the leader of class, and then dont go to the direct fired class, the second day without into our class. Teacher Zhu Zhu think, counselors in the group of such expression, should be in order to put pressure on students, let students... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#有个神仙上司是什么体验#《我们都要好好的》 寻找@刘涛tamia 意外发现一起送好汉上学的向前@杨烁 和艾丽莎@金晨 ,气愤和疑惑中想要回好汉却反被向前奚落......寻找会就此放弃吗?每晚:,一起#上优酷看我们都要好好的#!tEYeaOK
[# # what is a fairy boss experience we are all better good looking for @ liu tao tamia unexpectedly found to send men to go to school together forward @ Yang shuo and alisa @ jinchen, anger and confusion in the wanted men back was ridiculed by forward... Looking for will give up? every night, with # # on youku to see we are all well! tEYeaOK]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#男子高空大闹飞机# 大喊:开舱门,大家快跳伞![衰]】日晚,在福州航空福州-昆明航班的下降阶段,安全员凭敏锐观察力,察觉到有个旅客异常。该旅客年约岁,衣物上有血迹眼神迷离。紧接着他大喊“要完蛋了,快跳伞!”并用力跺地板、敲砸舷窗和座椅,攻击安全员↓↓惊险一幕曝光↓↓...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # man make high plane shouted open doors, all quick jump! [failure]], in fuzhou aviation fuzhou - kunming decline stage of the flight safety personnel with keen observation, abnormal perceive a passenger. The passengers about years old, eyes blurred with blood on his clothes. Then he shouted is finished, quick jump! And stamp floor, break a porthole and seat against the security officer left left thrilling scene exposure left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
青年时报:
【温州发生持刀伤人案致死伤,嫌疑人被当场击毙】月日时左右,浙江省温州市公安局鹿城分局官方微博@平安鹿城 发布通报称,当日时许,温州莲池辖区欣翔大厦发生持刀行凶事件,致死伤,嫌疑人被当场击毙。目前,案件正在进一步侦查中。tEYdLs
[【 wenzhou the stabbing death case, the suspect was killed on the spot 】 at around February nd, zhejiang wenzhou lucheng police authorities have issued a notice said weibo @ peace luchen, PM that day, lianchi jurisdiction in wenzhou xin xiang building was knife crime events, death, injury suspect was killed on the spot. At present, the case is under further investigation. tEYdLs]
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冷笑话精选:
再说一遍,我想当房东[doge]@阿莫学长嗯,还是要加油呀[羞嗒嗒]@osteosarcoma别忘了 你也被别人羡慕着
[Once again, I want to be a landlord doge @ amor senior well, still need to refuel ah [shame clicking] @ osteosarcoma and dont forget to also be others envy you]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#和男友去澳门豪掷两千万#后续:小毛母亲崩溃住院 小王已经联系不上】前段时间,湖北姑娘小王反映,她在澳门替男友垫付了两千万,想要对方还,而小毛的父亲说,小王骗了他家八百万。新闻播出后,河北的小张赶来说了和小王接触的疑点,有个小林姑娘也专门从北京赶来,说借给小王三百多万。目前小王联...全文: m.weibo
[【 spent twenty million # # and her boyfriend to go to macau follow-up collapse in hospital wang xiaomao mother has not been in contact 】 recently, the hubei girl wang, she paid for her boyfriend in macau, twenty million, also want to each other, and xiaomaos father said, wang lied to his house, eight million. After the news broadcast, hebei zhang came and said the suspects and wang contact, have a slender girl also specially came from Beijing, said to wang more than three hundred. The little Wang Lian... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
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优酷:
《我们都要好好的》好汉@HummeREX张艺瀚 和艾丽莎@金晨 聊天透露向前颓废的生活近况,艾丽莎接下来会怎样帮向前走出困境呢?[思考]每晚:,一起#!上优酷看我们都要好好的##有个神仙上司是什么体验#tEYecn
[We are all better good men @ HummeREX Zhang Yihan chat with alisa @ jinchen revealed the decadent life forward, alisa what happens next to help forward out of the woods? [thinking] every night, # together! Youku to see us all well on # # # what is a fairy boss experience tEYecn]
冷笑话精选:
说说你吃火锅必加的三样是什么![嘻嘻]
[Tell me about what you eat hot pot will add three! [xi xi]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
汽车之家:
#夜福利#宝马系 款 Mi Night Sky edition~
[Paragraph # # Night welfare department of BMW Mi Night Sky edition ~]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端:
#枕边时刻#你那儿气温多少度了?#热热热热# tEYmkDo
[# # pillow moments you how many degrees the temperature there? # # tEYmkDo hot hot]
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冷笑话精选:
深以为然@要cool人类的悲喜从来就不相通,做不到互相理解,更别说感同身受了。
[Deep impressed @ to cool the human feeling never, do not understand each other, let alone empathy. ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
猫扑:
【应届高考生因模拟考失利 在家服安眠药开煤气轻生】月日,内蒙古呼和浩特一位中年女子到交警岗亭求助,称其儿子高考在即,因模拟考试失利产生自杀念头。分钟后交警和女子赶到事发地点,发现该女子的儿子服用大量安眠药后倒在厨房地上,煤气开着且开关损坏。随后急救车辆赶到救治。...全文: m.weibo
[【 the fresh students take sleeping pills for simulation test defeat at home to open the gas suicide] month day, Hohhot in Inner Mongolia a middle-aged woman to the police box for help, said his sons college entrance examination, because of simulation examinations have suicidal thoughts. Minutes after the traffic police and a woman rushed to the scene and found the son of the woman knocked in the kitchen, after a lot of sleeping pills, open and gas switch is damaged. Then the emergency vehicles rushed to the treatment. ... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车:
#老司机课堂#【危险时刻,小伙紧急超车停下失控大车[good]】月日,浙江温州,一辆大货车开始“无人驾驶”模式,不受控制在公路上乱窜,司机疑似发生状况。刘文忠立即加速追了上去,不顾自身安危下车一路狂奔,徒手上车拉紧手刹并最终控制住车辆。据了解,该高架桥下方就是悬崖![傻眼]...全文: m.weibo
[Old driver class # # 【 dangerous moment, small emergency overtaking stop runaway cart [good]] month day, wenzhou, zhejiang province, started a big truck unmanned mode, uncontrolled straggling on the highway, the driver a suspected. Wen-chung liu speed chase up immediately, regardless of their safety car ran all the way, with his bare hands on tighten handbrake and eventually control of the vehicle. It is understood that the viaduct is below the cliff! [been]... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报:
【高校运动会狗子获季军,校方:几万人就火了它,蹭吃蹭课爱热闹】年月日,宁夏银川北方民族大学校运会,一条白色小狗“勇夺”季军。据学校宣传部金部长介绍,这条狗由学校职工散养,已打疫苗,平时喜欢在运动场和教室活动,不调皮不捣蛋爱出风头,学生日常也喜欢喂养它,笑言:狗吃得比人好。...全文: m.weibo
[Dog [university games bronze medal, the school tens of thousands of people to fire it, ceng eat feral love lively 】 (date) (month) (year), northern ningxia yinchuan national university sports meeting, a white dog won the bronze. According to the school propaganda department minister Kim, the dog by the school staff range, have been vaccinated, likes in the playground and classroom activities, not naughty dont pushy, make students daily also like to feed it, smile to say the dog better than people. ... The full text m. eibo]
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