新浪新闻客户端:
【诡异!电视每晚自动开机“哈哈”鬼笑 吓坏维修工[衰]】大年三十儿崔先生一家围坐在电视机旁等着看春晚,不料电视突然自动关机了。几天后电视开始自动开关机、换台、调节音量...再后来深夜里电视机突然发出“哈哈哈”的诡异笑声,现场视频↓↓而更换电视后依旧如此,咋回事?tAiKXfU
[[weird! TV terrified automatic startup ha ha ghost smile every night guy [failure]] year son they sat waiting to see the Spring Festival gala on TV, but TV suddenly shut down automatically. Television began in a few days automatic switch machine, change channels, adjust the volume... Later night television suddenly send out ha ha ha of strange laughter, live video left after left and replace the TV still so, what happened? tAiKXfU]
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平安北京:
【提示】平谷机动车检测场因设备故障,于月日(周一)暂停车辆年检业务,具体恢复时间可拨打检测场电话()进行咨询;盛华机动车检测场因设备标定,于月日(周二)暂停车辆年检业务。
[Pinggu prompt 】 【 automobile detection field because of equipment failure, suspended in June (Monday) the vehicle annual inspection business, specific recovery time can detect field calls advisory (); Shenghua motor vehicle testing field for equipment calibration, on June (Tuesday) suspension vehicle annual inspection business. ]
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汽车之家:
#停车打卡[超话]# 凌波微步?[doge][doge] tAiKXcFsa
[# stop clock inultra words meant micro step #? [doge] [doge] tAiKXcFsa]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
微博时尚:
一起感受下夜上海的魅力!
[I feel the charm of Shanghai next evening together!]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#史上最贵药上市#:一支万元 在美国上市用于治疗小儿脊髓性肌肉萎缩症[思考]】近日,经美国FDA批准,小儿脊髓性肌肉萎缩基因疗法在美上市,一支药物标价万美元(约万元),堪称史上最贵药。网友纷纷质疑:这是在拿孩子的命要挟家长,讨要赎金。但医药公司则称治疗该病只需一支药,且在医...全文: m.weibo
[[# # listed in the history of the most expensive medicine a $ten thousand listing in the United States for the treatment of pediatric spinal muscle atrophy sex [thinking]] recently, approved by the FDA, pediatric spinal muscle atrophy gene therapy listed in the us, a drug for thousands of dollars (about ten thousand yuan), is the most expensive in the history of medicine. Netizens are questioning this is a life threatening in children parents, begging for a ransom. But drug companies say treatment of the disease need a medicine, and in the d... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
#早安# 爬层楼梯还是早起分钟,好艰难的抉择[doge][doge]
[Good morning # # climbing stairs or early minutes, good hard choices [doge] [doge]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
冷笑话精选:
@贴吧君@colouration@然后下面就没了@M大王叫我来巡山@我是你的秀满啊 @基德要斯@纪恋王国@一个狗坑@江戶川甜羊@就搞一炮@-郁祉-@关危百尺@里陳@枫糖乌龙茶@腿毛长在手臂上的碗@莉萝萝 转发微博
[@ @ colouration @ tieba king then they dont have a @ below M king, the king asked me to garrick @ me is your show full @ Jason kidd to @ @ JiLian kingdom, a dog pit @ edogawa river sweet sheep @ one cannon @ - yu totality - @ GuanWei hundred feet @ @ Chen maple syrup in the oolong tea @ @ li long legs in the arm of the bowl she she forwarded microblog]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪汽车:
#歪果车圈趣闻# 老外司机兰花指开车,轻拢慢捻抹复挑 [跪了][跪了][跪了] tAiKIGLZ
[# # slanting fruit.so funny orchid foreigner drivers drive, light gathering slowly twist wipe after pick] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling tAiKIGLZ]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端:
【又把油门当刹车!男子#开奥迪冲进银行大厅#[衰]】月日,辽宁抚顺。一辆黑色奥迪Q撞进了附近的一家银行里,奥迪Q左前侧受损严重,银行的橱窗被撞飞,玻璃碎片和杂物散落一地。车主的朋友介绍,车主当时是去银行办事,但错把油门当成了刹车,造成事故。 tAiKMcFF
[【 the accelerator when braking again! Man # # the audi rushed into the bank hall [failure]] month day, liaoning fushun. A black audi Q slammed into a nearby bank, audi Q left side before severely damaged, thrown the bank window, glass and debris on the floor. Owners friend introduction, the owner was going to the bank, but mistaking the accelerator for the brake, cause an accident. tAiKMcFF]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#司机穿高跟鞋驾车撞死小学生# 自称油门当刹车】月日,福建泉州。一女司机驾车撞死一名五年级学生。现场画面显示,其下车穿着高跟鞋。目击者称,女子自称把油门当刹车。目前,女司机已被警方控制,事故仍在调查。tAiKBPPl
[【 # # driver high heels car driven pupil claims to throttle when braking 】 month day, fujian quanzhou. A female driver killed a grade five student. The footage showed his out of the car in high heels. Witnesses said the woman claimed to the accelerator when braking. At present, the driver has been the police control, the accident is still under investigation. tAiKBPPl]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
但斌:
@周振华价值投资苹果涨价说是去年减产了,怎么水果价格都暴涨@黄凡@投资误入者转发微博
[@ zhou value investment increase in the price of apple production last year, what fruit prices are soaring @ Huang Fan @ investment into forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
ZAKER:
[大公司快报]阿里巴巴回应“二次上市”:市场传言不予置评;字节跳动成立智能硬件公司;茅台股东大会人满为患>更多 tAiKsFVE
[Letters] [big company alibaba responded secondary listing market rumors to comment; Bytes to beat establish intelligent hardware company; > more tAiKsFVE maotai general meeting of shareholders]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
知乎:
就算是无比强调『戏剧性』和『故事情节』、不惜动用裁判也要营造焦灼氛围和拉锯状态的 NBA,也很难出现今年东决和西决这样如此鲜明的反差——
西边是缺了俩星的勇士逆转火箭,然后就像高考结束后的准大学生一样自在地横扫了开拓者;而东边则是一路磕磕绊绊一度被逼到抢七颠筐绝杀的猛龙,在 - 落后...全文: m.weibo
[Even emphasized dramatic and story, do not hesitate to use the referee will build anxious atmosphere and battleground state in the NBA, it is hard to appear this year east definitely and should such a sharp contrast to the west -- < br > < br > the west was reverse the rockets missed two stars, then like after the college entrance examination of college students freely through the pioneers; While the east is wrestling was forced into the tiebreak top basket to beat the raptors, in - behind... The full text m. eibo]
有问题 上知乎
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:十几岁的时候折磨那些小男生还挺过瘾的,现在即使年龄跟我差不多的虽然还是愣小子但也已经学奸了,所以二十来岁的男的是最没劲的,要么十几岁白白嫩嫩的要么四十多岁以上相处不累的,男的二三十岁是个尴尬的年纪,还是不跟他们玩了。又喜欢回中老年人的,尤其是老年男的。金山:你觉...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends a teenager torturing the little boy is very enjoyable, even with me about the although now or young boy but also have learned rape, so - year - old man is the most boring, teenage simply nennen or more than forty years of age or older to get along with not tired, men in their s and s is an awkward age, or not to play with them. Like back to the elderly, especially elderly men. Golden hill you sleep... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:和男朋友交往一个半月,在这交往的时间里我喜欢他比较多一点,这点他也承认。昨天分手了,原因是他还是嫌弃我胖(,斤),分手是我说的,因为他说一个连自己体重都控制不了的人,能干的了什么事。当时我还问了一个问题,如果减不下来怎么办,他说分手。可是现在我很难受,特别...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends, and boyfriend a month and a half, at this time I like he is a little more, he admits. Broke up yesterday, the reason is that he still abandon me fat (jin), breaking up is what I said, because he said a even people couldnt control her weight, capable of what was wrong. At that time, I also asked a question, what if cannot reduce down, he said to break up. But now I am very sad, especially... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
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