小浪同学爱吐槽:
【可怕!男子腹痛难忍去医院 竟从#体内取出粒石头#】月日,陕西榆林,一男子腹痛难忍到医院检查,被确诊为结石性胆囊炎,医生称这位患者体重大、胆囊大、结石很多,经过分钟手术,成功摘除了患者的胆囊,医生对胆囊进行解剖,并从胆囊中取出多粒结石。@时间视频 tEnGxJc
[【 abdominal pain unbearable terrible! Man to the hospital was extracted from # body grain stone #] month day, yulin in shaanxi province, a man abdominal pain unbearable to a hospital checking, was diagnosed with calculous cholecystitis, the doctor said the patient weight big, gallbladder, stones, after minutes surgery, successfully removed in patients with gallbladder, doctors to anatomy of gallbladder, and many grain stones out of the gallbladder. @ time video tEnGxJc]
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猫扑:
【#公交女司机带娃上班面临辞退#?车队队长:将人性化管理,可能进行调岗[话筒]】月日,湖南长沙一名W 路公交女司机在上夜班时将孩子带到了车上,孩子累了就横睡在车座位上的一组照片引网友热议。日,车队队长回复称,车队将人性化管理,已恢复女司机的工作,有可能进行调岗。...全文: m.weibo
[[# # bus the driver take her to work faced dismissal? Team captain the humanized management, may be on duty [microphone]] month day, hunan changsha a W road bus when the driver on the night shift brought children to the car, the child tired horizontal sleeping in a car seat a set of pictures of netizens. Reply, the team captain, said the team will be humanized management, has returned to the drivers work, possible adjustment. ... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【心理暗示?研究发现#每天称体重会瘦得更快# ,利于减肥和保持体重[偷笑]】美国佐治亚大学研究团队发表一项研究结果,坚持称体重将帮助更高效减肥或者保持体型。他们在年圣诞前后的个月内对名成年人进行调查,发现坚持称体重的人没有长胖,但不称体重的人都在假期长胖了。研究人员表示:“当...全文: m.weibo
[The psychological suggestion? The study found that # # will weigh every day thin faster, is good for weight loss and weight maintenance [laughing] 】 the United States at the university of Georgia researchers published a study result, insists that the weight will help more efficient to lose weight or stay in shape. They in the years before and after Christmas months investigating adults, found that people who insist that the weight without getting fat, but dont say weight put on weight during the holiday. The researchers said when... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报:
【呼叫近小时无应答 #网约车一键报警无人回应#?[吃惊]】原本指望车内的应急报警装置能在关键时刻帮助自己,但谁料在按下报警之后,却根本没有反应。月日凌晨,成都网约车司机李冰(化名)在载客途中,与乘客发生冲突,随即按下了车内安设的应急报警按钮,报警信号持续呼叫了近小时,都无任何回...全文: m.weibo
[[nearly hours no answer call # network alarm about a car key no response #? [surprised]] had hoped the car emergency alarm device can help yourself at a critical moment, but the kingdom after pressed the alarm, but no response. June , in the morning about car driver bing network of chengdu (a pseudonym) in passenger en route, clashed with the passengers, then install the car emergency alarm button, alarm signal last call nearly hours, without any back... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家:
#家家汽车文化# 款 Panamera Sport Turismo .T tEnIhK
[Paragraph # every car culture # eve Sport Turismo. T tEnIhK]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
汽车之家:
#家家热点时刻# 近日,有关水氢发动机在南阳下线的新闻被炒的沸沸扬扬。而今天,南阳市工信局就“水氢发动机下线”一事回应称,系当地记者报道有误。关于水氢发动机的事儿你们有什么想说的么?tEEZmc #南阳水氢发动机#
[# # hot every moment recently, news about the water hydrogen engine in nanyang referrals are scrambled. Today, nanyang ministry bureau about water hydrogen engine offline responded that is a local reporter. About water hydrogen engine what you want to say? TEEZmc hydrogen engine # # nanyang water]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
新浪汽车:
#大V侃车# 马自达RX-和转子发动机是很多朋友的神车和神机[doge]
[# # big V kan car Mazda RX - and rotor engine is a lot of friends of god and man [doge]]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
青年时报:
【#乞讨者拽腿强讨#[衰] 不给钱不让走 惹怒女子遭坐压殴打】月日,吉林长春,般若寺门口一名乞讨者拽女士腿强讨,该女子坐其身上逼对方松手, 并脚踹乞讨者。目击者称,乞丐拽住女子的腿一分钟不松手,惹怒了女子。
@时间视频 tEox
[[beg # # beggars ye strong legs [failure] dont give money not to let go angry woman was sitting pressure beating] month day, changchun, jilin, ms prajna temple doorway a beggars ye strong legs please, let the woman sit on to force the other party, and kicked the beggars. Witnesses said the beggar grabbed the girls legs dont let go, a minute angered the woman. < br > @ time video tEox]
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刘彦斌:
有的人是一边喊牛市,一边大举出货!
[Some person is called a bull market, while heavy shipment! ]
优酷:
#我们都要好好的# 新人找再见,职场找你好!寻找@刘涛tamia 华丽变身,刘涛好A!每晚:,一起#上优酷看我们都要好好的#tEnvXe
[# # we are all better good couple looking for goodbye, workplace find hello! Looking for @ liu tao tamia conversion, liu tao good A! every night, together on the # # tEnvXe youku to see us all]
刘彦斌:
打不打脸是次要的,关键是赔不赔钱!
[Dozen not dozen face is secondary, the key is to compensate not losing money! ]
南方都市报:
【野猪闯入食堂现场:系猎狗追下山,职员站在桌子上一脸懵】月日下午,一头野猪冲进浙江宁海县宁波沃特汽车部件有限公司食堂。不少员工正在就餐,野猪的出现引起一阵混乱。野猪后冲出门逃到村子里,伤位村民,遭众人捕杀。该公司厂长告诉南都记者,这只野猪因在山上被猎狗追逐而下山,闯入食堂,未...全文: m.weibo
[【 boar broke into the dining room scene is a hound chasing down the mountain, staff standing on the table a face of meng 】 month day afternoon, a wild boar rushed into the sea county of zhejiang ningbo walter canteen auto parts co., LTD. The emergence of many employees are dining, wild boar caused a mess. Rushed out after a wild boar fled to the village, the villagers, being killed. The company director tell SMW reporter, this wild pig was the hound chasing for in the mountains and down the mountain, broke into the dining room, not... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选:
大型被迫营业现场[允悲] tEnZwLI
[Large forced [allow sad] tEnZwLI business scene]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
#钟丽缇妈妈 张伦硕妈妈##我最爱的女人们#孩子都出门了,闲不住的@张伦硕 妈妈拿出了玩具和@钟丽缇Christy 妈妈玩起来了,语言不通照样玩得不亦乐乎,一瞬间两人仿佛都回到了童年,太可爱了[笑cry]孩子们回来后,张妈妈忍不住“情景再现”之前“妈妈团春晚”的表演,硕哥总结:“妈,你天生就是个喜剧...全文: m.weibo
[# Anderson mother golden zhang mother # # # my favorite women children have to go out, I do @ golden zhang mother took out a toy and @ Anderson Christy mother play up, so the language play, for an instant as if both have returned to childishness, so cute laugh cry the children came back, a mother cant help but reproduction scene mother group gala before performance, elder brother to recognize summary mom, you are a comedy... The full text m. eibo]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【学校招不到学生面临倒闭 #市长免费发伟哥鼓励生育#】 月日,法国一位市长决定免费发放“伟哥”,以提高学校未来入学人数。这座人的小镇上的新生儿数量急剧下降,当地所学校都面临因学生短缺而关门的风险。为了提高生育率,市长为此签署法令计划将“伟哥”将发给至岁的夫妇。...全文: m.weibo
[The schools to find students face ~ # mayor free viagra to encourage birth # 】 month day, a French mayor decided to free viagra, in order to improve the school enrollment in the future. The sharp decline in the number of newborn babies in a small town, the local schools are facing and the risk of closed because of lack of students. In order to improve the fertility rate, the mayor signed a decree for this plan will be viagra will be sent to the old couple. ... The full text m. eibo]
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