Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

优酷：
    @这就是街舞 #这就是街舞# bboy 魔王阿酸@M-SIR阿酸 带你魔力转圈圈 ！今天月日晚 陪你们一起聊天看综艺！快来提前占楼：tEnyxH[doge][doge][doge]tEnyxHR ​
[# @ # this is the street dance that is hip-hop bboy Lord acid o @ M - SIR acid with magic turned around you! Today on Sunday night to chat with you watching variety! Come and share building in advance tEnyxH [doge] [doge] [doge] tEnyxHR]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    今天是我爱我，我突然想到了兰蔻原来还有这层含义！的确啊，爱自己，让自己变美才是最重要的！做一颗不一般的人间小樱桃[给你小心心] ​
[Today is my love me, I suddenly thought of lancome and this meanings! Indeed, love oneself, let oneself become beautiful is the most important thing! Make a general human small cherry [give you heart carefully]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【实拍#水氢车试驾# 庞青年：我也是第一次坐】车加水就能开？近日，#南阳水氢发动机#引质疑。月日，青年汽车负责人庞青年接受媒体采访，与记者一起乘坐“水氢车”。该“水氢车”在启动时需要打开驾驶室外的总电源开关，且噪音较大。庞青年称，这次也是他第一次乘坐“水氢车”。 tEddk...全文： m.weibo ​
[[scene shooting # # water hydrogen car test drive pang youth is also the first time I sit 】 adding water can drive? Recently, the hydrogen engine # # nanyang water question. June , youngman director pang youth media interview, with reporters in water hydrogen car together. The water hydrogen car need to open at startup drive outside the total power switch, and the noise is bigger. Mr Young said, this is the first time he take water hydrogen car. TEddk... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

ZAKER：
    【常来串门的邻居顺走万现金！之前还偷过两次】 [万象]一村民发现自家衣柜里的万元丢失，小偷竟是常来串门的邻居。民警发现，嫌疑人此前还偷过两次现金>更多 tEdkPFa ​
[(often with neighbors of a string of smooth walk than cash! Also stole twice before] [from] the villagers found their wardrobe loss of ten thousand yuan, the thief was often come round neighbors. Police found that the suspect had also stole cash > more tEdkPFa twice]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

新浪汽车：
    #微博交通台#【又有孩子被锁车内！岁男童高温天被反锁车内半小时，热得满脸通红】辽宁朝阳，一对粗心夫妻把车钥匙落在车里，岁的孩子被反锁车内。消防到达现场时，孩子已被困半个多小时，当天温度℃，车里温度也逐渐升高。男孩被救出时头发早已被汗水浸湿。tERmJNk ​
[# # weibo communication radio [have children locked inside the car again! Boy high temperature days locked inside half an hour, the heat was flushed 】 liaoning chaoyang, a careless couple left the car keys in the car, at the age of children locked the car. Children at the fire scene and has trapped more than half an hour, the day temperature ℃, temperature in the car also gradually rise. The boy was rescued when the hair had been sweat soaked. tERmJNk]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

南方都市报：
    #午间分享#吃午饭了吗？看饿你只需秒！[舔屏]吃竹笋的声音嘎嘣脆，本视频声音引起极度舒适。[二哈] tEHtM ​
[# # noon to share for lunch? The hungry just seconds! [lick screen] the sound of bamboo shoots crunch, this video sound extremely comfortable. [two ha] tEHtM]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【#法国里昂爆炸人受伤# 已被定性为“恐袭”[衰]】法国里昂市中心一广场附近日下午发生爆炸，造成至少人受伤，其中包括一名儿童。据悉一名至岁的男子当地时间下午时分左右骑自行车来到一家面包店门口，放下一个箱子，随后箱子发生爆炸。现场视频↓↓tEdNb ​
[【 # # Lyon, France explosion injured has been characterised as terror attack [failure]] France Lyons center with a square has exploded in the afternoon, killing at least people were injured, including a child. Is a to the old man about the afternoon local time to ride a bicycle came to the door of the bakery, put a box, box then exploded. The scene video left left tEdNb]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
    想去旅游了！@Angelyouth哇@鲨鱼一小只妈耶~美呆了[憧憬]@我是咸鱼呀靠太美了太美了努力赚钱！！！！
[Want to travel! @ Angelyouth wow @ sharks a small mom ~ for [hope] @ I was salted fish ah so beautiful was very hard to make money!!!!!!!!!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
    #吴尊一家四口同一天过生日##熟悉的味道#中吴尊分享自己跟太太生日隔一天，吴尊跟NeiNei生日同一天，Max跟妈妈生日同一天，这是什么神仙缘分啊，命定的一家人~#吴尊熟悉的味道#每周六优酷独播：tEdupp ​
[# wu zun four birthday on the same day in the # # # familiar smell to share your birthday with his wife every day wu zun, wu zun and NeiNei birthday the same day, Max with moms birthday on the same day, this is what the fairy predestination, imposed on the family ~ # # wu zun familiar taste every Saturday youku run tEdupp]

青年时报：
    【碰瓷团伙有专人伪造伤情 砸断同伙脚趾敲诈工地个月得手次[衰]】前不久，在安徽某工地，男子王某称第一天来就因脚趾被砸骨折了，提出要三万赔偿，并坚持回老家治疗。但工地负责人怀疑，王某的脚趾是旧伤。经查，王某伙同多人一个月内“碰瓷”六个工地，诈骗十多万元。该团伙中有人能伪造伤情，被他...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 pport racketeer gang forged crushed injury associates toe months it takes time to blackmail site [failure]] recently, a construction site in anhui, man wang mou says to fracture is due to the toes down on the first day, offered to thirty thousand compensation, and stick to home treatment. Chief suspect, but the site wang mou toe is old wound. Via checking, wang mou along with many people within a month racketeer six site, more than , ten thousand yuan of fraud. Some of the gang can forge the injury, is he... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
    #这就是街舞# #吴建豪这就是街舞# 一支舞蹈的时间，就可以改写故事结局！吴队长@VanNess吳建豪 battle出征，来势汹汹，只为最后一条毛巾！ ​
[# this is the street # # # wu jianhao are this is hip-hop dance of time, you can rewrite the story ended! Captain @ VanNess wu wu jianhao are raged war, menacing, only last a towel! ​]

南方都市报：
    【贵州贞丰船只侧翻仍有人失联！人获救，事发河流水深米】月日下午，应急管理部消防救援局发布消息，经初步核查，贵州贞丰船只侧翻事故发生时船上载有人，经救援生还人，人遇难，截至日时许，仍有人失联。目前涉事船主已被警方控制，搜救、医疗救治、调查善后等工作仍在紧张进行中...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 in guizhou, once called zhenfengli ships rollover still someone lost! People have been rescued, the river water meters] month days afternoon, emergency management department fire rescue bureau news, a preliminary verification, once called zhenfengli ships overturned the boat at the time of the accident in guizhou carrying people, by the aid to survive, people were killed, at about deadline, some of us are lost. Currently involved the ship owners have been police control, search and rescue, medical treatment, and after investigation work is still nervous... The full text m. eibo]

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喜欢就去买，没钱就去赚，人生那么短，辛苦给谁看！

冷笑话精选：
    #原来童话世界真的存在# [哆啦A梦吃惊]

tEdspK ​
[# # the original fairy tale world really exist [doraemon surprised] < br > < br > tEdspK]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！