2019年5月31日星期五

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    JAPON REVE 巴黎日本浮世绘光影展[心] tAiKBexJQ ​
[The Japanese yamato-e JAPON REVE Paris [heart] tAiKBexJQ light film festivals]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博汽车:
    【改判了!轿车撞死未栓绳狗被判主责 交警重新认定改次要责任】近日,浙江宁波,一只未栓绳宠物狗闯马路被撞死,女车主称被交警认定负主责,被萨摩耶主人索要元赔偿。月日,@象山交警 通报称,#轿车撞死未栓绳狗改为次责#,狗主负主责。双方在经济赔偿上也已达成协议。tAiKBMrzK ​
[【 commuted! Hit by a car not belay dog was sentenced to the main responsibility for the traffic police to change secondary liability 】 recently, ningbo, zhejiang, a not bolt rope pet dog cross the road, killed female owners said traffic police recognized the negative main responsibility, compensation is demanded by the samoyeds master yuan. Month, @ xiangshan traffic police notice said, # car bump dead not belay dog instead of time #, dog main negative main responsibility. The two sides have reached an agreement on economic compensation. tAiKBMrzK]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻#【采用.T发动机 凯迪拉克CT-V正式亮相】日前,凯迪拉克旗下全新中型车——CT-V进行了小范围亮相,随着这款性能车型的发布,不仅仅是展示其在性能车市场的进一步布局,也意味着ATS车型将逐渐走下历史的舞台,并CT将接过交接棒。同时,新车将在密歇根州工厂生产,并于年上市。
...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # every news [adopted. T engine Cadillac CT - V at 】, Cadillacs new mid-size - CT - V on the small scale, as the performance models of release, is not only show the further layout in performance car market, also means that the ATS will gradually down the stage of the history, and CT will take over the transition. At the same time, the new car will be in Michigan factory production, and in years. < br >... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    【中年女借招嫖色诱偷盗被拘!专盯年纪大独行男,抱住对方后作案】近日,广东潮州潮安警方抓获一名假借招嫖色诱,实施盗窃钱财的中年女子,侦破盗窃案件宗、追回盗窃所得现金人民币元。作案时,该女子向异性示意提供性服务,并抱住异性并用手摸异性身体,趁机并偷盗他人身上财物。
南都记者从潮州...全文: m.weibo ​

[The middle-aged female borrow the tactics to seduce theft was detained! Especially at older lone male, clinging to each other after the crime 】 recently, guangdong chaozhou Ann police arrested a man under the guise of the tactics to seduce, implementation of stealing the money of the middle-aged woman, detect theft, recover the theft cash RMB. Commit crime, the woman motioned for the opposite sex to provide sexual services, and clinging to the opposite sex with the hand to touch the opposite sex body, and stealing others property. < br > SMW reporter from chaozhou... The full text m. eibo]

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微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 深港澳车展重磅新车提前了解下~
[Review selected # # car deep Hong Kong and Macao auto show big new car ~ know ahead of time]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

猫扑:
    【妈妈生下二胎自觉受冷落 大女儿视力跌到.走路频跌倒】梁女士发现岁的女儿视力下降厉害。到医院检查,孩子的视力仅为.,但医生发现孩子眼睛的状况正常,问题出在心理上。原来,梁女士二胎生下儿子后,大女儿便觉得自己受冷落,于是出现“癔症性眼盲”。tAiKTmiD ​
[The mother gave birth to the second child eldest daughter being eyesight to consciously. Walking frequency stumble 】 ms liang found old daughter vision loss. Check to the hospital, the childs vision is. Only, but the doctor found that a childs eye condition is normal, the problem is psychological. Under the original, ms liang second viviparous son, the eldest daughter will feel slighted, and sex blindness hysteria. tAiKTmiD]

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新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【[话筒]#北京首条自行车专用路#明日开通 全程无红绿灯!】月日,北京首条自行车专用路开通。该自行车专用道东起昌平回龙观,西至海淀后厂村路,紧邻号地铁站,全长.公里,骑行只需约分钟且全程无红绿灯。有效缓解了号线地铁通勤拥挤的情况,惠及约.万“通勤族”。其中还设...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # weibo communication radio [[microphone] Beijing first bicycle ZhuanYong Road # tomorrow opening the entire without traffic lights!] The first month, Beijing bicycle ZhuanYong Road opened. , west to the east the bicycle lanes changping huilongguan haidian after factory village road, adjacent to the subway station, the total length. Km, ride just some minutes and no traffic lights all the way. Effectively relieve line subway commute crowded situation, benefit about. Thousands of commuters. It also... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

青年时报:
    【#轿车被邻居堵了天#,邻居终于挪走车:有这么急吗?[攤手]】月日杭州,王先生的车被邻居堵了天后,邻居李先生终于挪车。先前不接电话,也不参加调解,李先生解释因为电话太多影响了他的工作,故将其拉黑。日前,邻居终于把车移走,王先生也不再在小区停车。(梨视频)tAiKTRdP ​
[【 # # car was blocked her neighbors day, neighbor finally moved the car, so hurry? [stand hand]], hangzhou, Mr Wangs car had been blocked by neighbor days later, neighbor li finally move the car. Didnt answer the phone, also do not participate in mediation, Mr Li explain because telephone too much affected his work, so the shielding. Recently, neighbor finally pulled away, Mr Wang is no longer in the parking area. TAiKTRdP video (pear)]

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微博汽车:
    景致独特的祁连山国家公园科普知识贴,看完有没有觉得给炎炎夏日平添了一股清凉~
[Unique scenery of qilian mountain national park, the popular science knowledge, is there a finish feel for sorching summer adds a cool ~]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

星巴克北京:
    ☺️当儿童节和端午节相继而来,小长假怎么过才不会无聊?是一秒回到小时候,牵着爸爸妈妈的手去游乐园,亦或是一手一个粽子,重获简单快乐的满足感?如果给你一支五彩的画笔,你会将粽子填上什么颜色?❤️🧡💛💚💙

星爸爸就帮你把小时候涂色的梦实现了!五彩缤纷的#星冰粽#化身“五彩锦鲤”...全文: m.weibo ​

[☺ ️ when childrens day and Dragon Boat Festival to, small long vacation how wont boring? Is one second back to when I was a child, holding the hand of the father mother go to amusement park, or a rice dumplings, regain the simple joy of satisfaction? If give you a colorful brush, what color would you zongzi fill in? ❤ ️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 < br > < br > star dad will help you to realize the painting as a child dream! Colorful reed # # star ice incarnation colorful brocade carp... The full text m. eibo]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##特斯拉Model #【售.万元 国产特斯拉Model 开放预订】年月日早上,特斯拉正式发布中国上海超级工厂生产的Model 标准续航升级版车型,且正式开放预订。该车的起售价为.万元,拥有km(NEDC预估)续航里程,-kmh加速.秒,预计交付时间为至个月。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every news # # tesla Model # 【 sales. Ten thousand yuan homebred tesla Model open book] (date) (month) (year) in the morning, tesla officially released in China Shanghai super factory production Model upgrade for standard range models, officially opened and reservation. Up the price of the car. Ten thousand yuan, with km range estimate (NEDC), - KMH accelerated. Second, expected delivery time for months. ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 这也是很多人纠结的问题吧,预算范围内是选某车型顶配还是另一车型的丐版?
[Review selected # # car which is entangled with a lot of people question, range of budget is to choose a model or another models of gai version?]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

恒大冰泉:
    #恒大冰泉周年 百元红包天天送#

事到如今[心]我们也不怕什么泄密了 明天!个!块大红包等你们来抢[兔子]

月日起,关注恒大冰泉官方微博,转发指定微博并按要求操作[并不简单]

月日在正确参加的粉丝中抽名锦鲤,各送大红包元现金[好爱哦] ​​​​

[# Evergrande ice spring every day anniversary of the one hundred yuan red envelopes to send # < br > < br > now [heart] we are not afraid of any leaks tomorrow! A!!!! Piece of big red packets and so on you to rob [rabbit] < br > < br > month, official weibo attention Evergrande ice springs, forwarding microblogging and operation according to the requirement specified [] are not simple < br > < br > the date in the right to participate in the fans of brocade carp, the send big red yuan in cashgood love oh]

恒大冰泉, 坚持为您搬运世界三大黄金水源地之一——长白山的深层火山岩冷泉,并在国内瓶装饮用水行业中首家采用“一瓶一码”防伪溯源技术,有效保障品质,获得全球认可。想了解更多好玩的活动、资讯,欢迎您的关注!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#小浣熊自杀式碰瓷#汽车挡风玻璃 吓坏一车人 竟拍拍屁股溜了】据外媒月日报道,美国田纳西的海莉近日开车载着父母回家,沿途经过一段没有路灯的马路,一只浣熊突然趴上正在行驶的车辆,把全家人都吓坏了,却又像没事一样跑掉了。tAiKBSizq ​
[[suicide racketeer # # small raccoon was a car windscreen man had slipped 】, according to foreign media, Tennessee hayley has to drive their parents back home, over a period of no lights along the road, a raccoon suddenly lie prone on the running vehicle, put the whole family were so scared, but ran away like nothing. tAiKBSizq]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    【火光四溅!深圳一电动车充电时发生爆燃,场面堪比“烟火表演”】近日,一则电动车自燃秒连爆次的视频在网络上热传。月日,西乡街道通报称,月日,西乡街道固戍社区一充电站电动车发生自燃爆炸。事发之后,固戍社区义务消防队第一时间赶往现场,并在分钟内灭火。事发时,市民尹女士在充电...全文: m.weibo ​
[The fire spark! Shenzhen a deflagration, electric vehicle charging scenes as fireworks 】 recently, critical times in an electric car spontaneous combustion seconds of video heat transfer on the Internet. Month, xixiang street notice said, June , xixiang street spontaneous explosion in our community a charging station electric vehicle. After the incident, solid defensibly community obligatory fire brigade rushed to the scene the first time, and put out the fire within minutes. At the time, ms Yin in charge... The full text m. eibo]

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