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今晚开奖,谢谢大家![耶][二哈]@zuowei钱不重要 重要的是我爱榜猪[doge]
[The lottery tonight, thank you! Two ha] [the] [@ zuowei list of money is not important important is I love pig [doge]]
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青年时报:
【壕气!#老父为岁硕士女儿相亲#:男方可以没房,女儿有套![并不简单]】据@浙江梨 :月日,杭州万松书院相亲角。一老大爷在为岁的硕士女儿相亲,他称女儿在读大学时没有谈恋爱,毕业后也没谈,现在年龄大了难找对象。大爷还称, “男方没有房不要紧!我女儿杭州有两套房。” 对此,你想说____...全文: m.weibo
[【 in gas! # # father for the old masters daughter dating the man cant room, daughter has set! [] are not simple 】 according to @ zhejiang pear month, hangzhou Wan Song academy blind Angle. An old man in the old masters daughter mutually close, he didnt fall in love, said her daughter was in college after graduation also didnt talk, older now hard to find the object. The big ye said, the man have no room doesnt matter! My daughter is hangzhou has two suites. There comes to this, you want to say... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家:
#家家新闻#【售.万起 新款D-MAX铃拓瑞迈S上市】 月日,江西五十铃旗下的三款皮卡产品新款D-MAX、新款铃拓及瑞迈S正式上市。新车的指导价格分别为.-.万元、.-.万元和.-.万元。三款产品主要在外观或内饰上进行了调整,并均配备触控大屏。
tEqaQ
[# # every news [sale. All the new D - MAX bell billiton rui mai S listed 】 month day, jiangxi isuzus three pickups product new D - MAX, a new bell tinto and Michael S officially listed. The guidance of the new car price respectively. -. Ten thousand yuan,. -. Ten thousand yuan and. -. Ten thousand yuan. Three main products are adjusted on exterior or interior, and are equipped with a touch screen. < br > tEqaQ]
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优酷:
#酷酷日爆社##罗云熙[超话]#虐到心肝肝疼,怎么可以丢齐齐的玉佩[悲伤]容
乐啊,你可知道,这块玉佩磨碎了都不够天妃们分[允悲]
tEqX
[# cool day blasting club # # Luo Yunxi [ultra words] # abuse to heart liver pain, how can you throw in wek-jin [sad] < br > happy ah, you know, the wek-jin and grinding is not enough day the princess points [allow sad] < br > tEqX]
知乎:
长辈口中的「发物」,到底包括了什么?👉tEqVX
[Elders hair content, what is included? 👉 tEqVX]
有问题 上知乎
新浪汽车:
#新浪e站# 【预计年推出 全新宝马i或推纯电动车型】第二代宝马i暂定于年底推出,目前新车依然被定义为搭载插电式混合动力系统的性能跑车。据报道:特斯拉Roadster已经开始接受预订;全新奥迪R将搭载纯电驱动系统,将于年推出;保时捷也正在规划其插电混动版本的车型,而纯电动车型Ta...全文: m.weibo
[Station # # sina e the years is expected to launch a new BMW I push or pure electric vehicles 】 the second generation BMW I tentatively launched at the end of the year, the new car is defined as carrying plug-in hybrid system performance sports car. According to the report, the tesla Roadster has begun to accept booking; New audi R will carry pure electric drive systems, will be launched in years; Porsche is also planning its plug-in electric hybrid version of the model, and pure electric vehicles Ta... The full text m. eibo]
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金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:女朋友跟我说想订婚了。我就打她电话给她爸爸提了订婚的事。把日子定好了。可我女朋友不知道怎么了,突然说又没想好。最近也不怎么理我。问她什么原因她也不说。只是让我想清楚了,她说她不喜欢我,我还愿不愿意订婚。我不知道她到底想什么,再我的追问下,她说她真的很恐惧。我该怎...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends a girlfriend told me she want to engagement. I will call she gave her fathers engagement. Set the time. Girlfriend but I dont know how, suddenly say dont want to good. Recently I dont. Ask her why she also dont say. Just make me want to clear, she said she doesnt like me, I dont want to let the engagement. I dont know what she want to, then I ask, she said she was really fear. How should I... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【闺蜜逛街看上名牌包,互相掩护盗走:条件不差,就是喜欢】#闺蜜互相掩护盗走名牌包#月日,重庆南岸,闺蜜相约逛街,进入一名品店后,两款包吸引了人的目光。她们店员不备下,互相掩护盗走两个包,另一人又在试衣间盗走一条裤子,总价值万多元。民警称,人家庭条件不差,就是喜欢包包。...全文: m.weibo
[【 girlfriends go shopping after designer bags, cover each other stolen condition is not bad, just love 】 stole designer bags # # girlfriends cover each month, chongqing nanan, meet girlfriends go shopping, after entering a famous restaurant, two bag has attracted peoples attention. They clerk unprepared, stole two packages cover each other, the other people and stole a pair of pants in the fitting room, value diversity. Police said the man family condition is not bad, just like bags. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
元气满满新沐瞳:
@来去之间@人民日报【人民微评:任正非的大与小】大气而有底气,大格局又善布局,任正非实力圈粉,不仅在于妙语连珠,更在于对自我有清醒认知,对大势有准确判断,对狭隘爱国主义有足够警惕。“该干什么干什么,多为国家产生一个土豆就是贡献”,得其大、兼其小,乱云飞渡,不忘赶路,坚定从容地
[@ to @ between the Peoples Daily [peoples micro review ren zhengfei, big and small 】 atmosphere and confident, pattern and the good layout, ren power circle powder, not only is the punch line, more is a clear cognition, self has accurate judgment to the trend, have enough warning to the narrow patriotism. What to do, for the country to create a more potatoes is contribution, its large, and its small, disorderly cloud loose, dont forget to hurry, firmly at leisure]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航 心向往之,行必能至。
青年时报:
【家长注意!儿童床“护栏”竟成“宝宝杀手”!近万件儿童床护栏被召回】调查发现,一些儿童床护栏不仅未起到保护作用,还造成孩子伤亡惨剧。年-年月日,缺陷产品管理中心发布次儿童床护栏召回公告,涉及召回存在安全隐患的儿童床护栏.万件。(央视财经)tEyhMe
[Parents attention! Children bed fence into baby killer! Nearly than children bed rails were recalled 】 the survey found that some children bed rails were not protect, also child casualties. Years - (date) (month) (year), defect product management center time children bed guardrail recall announcement, involving the recall unsafe children bed guardrail.. (CCTV) financial tEyhMe]
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冷笑话精选:
过于沙雕[允悲]@别是个沙雕吧爷信了[嘻嘻]@帆爱凡 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 笑死我@易昂洋阿 说完就直接上了顶楼[哈哈]@DPregime 呀我在喝水啊突然喷了哈哈哈哈太沙雕了吧哈哈哈哈哈哈
[[allow sad] @ dont too sand is a sand sculpture ye believed (hee hee) @ sail love all ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha killing me @ Yi Angyang o finish on the top floor directly @ DPregime ah ha ha, I in the drink came to a sudden gush! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha too sand]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
#酷酷日爆社##朱一龙[超话]#糟糕,是心动的感觉[心]请问下雨没带伞,可以
收获一个井然来接送吗[害羞]
tEyhZz
[# cool day blasting club # # Zhu Yilong [ultra words] # bad, is the feeling of echocardiography [heart] can you tell me the rain didnt bring umbrella, can harvest a < br > in ? [shy] < br > tEyhZz]
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