2019年5月23日星期四

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南方都市报:
    【以发律师函的形式求婚,你觉得OK吗?】日前,网络热传一封“求婚律师函”,引发诸多律师热议。函中写道:望您即刻答应我方委托人的求婚请求,如您逾期不回复,您将错过终身幸福。有人认为很有仪式感,也有人认为太儿戏有损公信力。你觉得呢?戳👉tEYoeT说说你的看法!另据媒体报道,...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 in the form of send lawyer letter to marry him, do you feel OK? Proposed network heat transfer has a letter, causing many lawyers. Letter wrote hope you immediately promised to propose our clients request, as you will not reply, you will miss a lifetime of happiness. Some people think that is a sense of ritual, others say too serious hurt credibility. What do you think? Poke 👉 tEYoeT about your opinion! According to media reports,... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【#美国自助餐厅蟹腿遭到疯抢#,不惜大打出手!】美国不少自助餐厅都提供美味又昂贵的蟹腿,但每次端上来很快就会被哄抢一空,或者被两三位客人全部拿完。有时还会有顾客闯进后厨索要蟹腿,甚至为了蟹腿大打出手,闹到警局...有记者采访到餐厅老板,对方表示自己也很无奈,只能把蟹腿放在柜台后面,再...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # the cafeteria crab legs were snapped up, do not hesitate to fisticuffs!] Many American cafeteria offer delicious and expensive crab legs, but every time served are soon disappeared, or by two or three guests all take out. Sometimes customers into the kitchen for crab legs, even for the sake of crab legs fights, alarm to the police... To the restaurant owners have a reporter to interview, the other says he is also very helpless, can only put the crab legs behind the counter, and then... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    只要我够快,影子就伤不到我[doge] tEjbMqf ​
[As long as Im fast enough, the shadow is not hurting me [doge] tEjbMqf]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    【款购药App测评:成卖兴奋剂药物!一家售余种注射液】今年月日,《药品管理法》修订草案二审稿新增规定“药品上市许可持有人、药品经营企业,不得通过药品网络销售第三方平台直接销售处方药”。这意味着,网络第三方平台直接销售处方药,或将从暂行规定上升到立法层面被明确禁止。虽然修订草...全文: m.weibo ​
[[a new drug to buy App evaluation to sell stimulant drugs! More than a sale injection 】 today (date) (month) (year), the pharmaceutical administration law revision draft second review new regulations drug marketing authorisation holder, pharmaceutical trading enterprises, may not be sold directly by third party platform to network sell drugs prescription drugs. This means that the direct sales network third-party platform prescription drugs, or will be clear from the interim provisions to rise to the legislative level. Although the revised grass... The full text m. eibo]

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微博时尚:
    护肤谣言?辟谣!
[Skin care rumors? Rumours!]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

新浪汽车:
    #新车情报局[超话]# 【本田e海外开放预订 提供五种车身颜色】据外媒报道,本田汽车已于当地时间月日在欧洲某些地区开放了本田e的预订,目前该车预订价为美金左右(元人民币),若客户后期取消订车意向,可退还订金。新车并没有采用传统后视镜,而是采用了后视摄像头系统。官方称本田e在满电...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # new cia [ultra words] [Honda e overseas open book provides five kinds of body color 】 according to foreign media reports, Honda has opened in local time, in some parts of Europe the Honda e reservation, the vehicle reservation price of dollars (RMB), if the customer late cancel ordering intention, to return the deposit. Instead of the traditional rearview mirror, a new car and a rear view camera system. Officials say the Honda e in full electric... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测##吉利缤瑞#【产品力十足 吉利缤瑞.T微试车】这一期微试车的主角是吉利缤瑞,这台车的售价恰恰集中在了大多数人购买第一辆车的预算区间,所以说万左右的价位,到底能带来什么表现呢,一起来看看吧!tEYvS ​
[# every test evaluation # # # giovanni cobolli gigli has bean red [burst geely bean products. T micro trial 】 this issue of the micro test is the geely bean, the price of the car just focused on the most people buy the first car budget range, so the price of around what can bring performance, together and see it! tEYvS]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    〖你备考科一用了多久_____________________〗评论涨姿势了!原来科目一的诀窍很简单。大家都在用@车轮驾考通 他们家。现在有活动,小时过科目一,还送话费!连我这种脑子都能小时通过。[允悲]快来挑战→_→ ​
[[how long did you prepare for families with _____________________] comments up pose! The original subject a recipe is very simple. Everyone is using the @ wheel driving test lead to their home. Now there is activity, hour course a, also send the phone! Even I can hours through the brain. [allow sad] come and challenge - _ -]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

微博时尚:
    #时尚微播报# YEEZY Boost V “Antlia” 实物图曝光,此款在色调的运用上有些形似「Butter」和「Glow In Dark」,橡胶大底的运用更有着黄斑马「Semi Frozen Yellow」的身影。「Antlia」整体色泽更加暗沉,同时鞋侧的半透明质料刷条和反光鞋带系统及内里亦是亮点所在,对于喜欢浅色调的鞋迷来说,...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # fashion micro air YEEZY Boost V Antlia physical figure exposure, this section on the use of tonal some like Butter and Glow In the Dark, the use of rubber soles have Yellow zebra Semi Frozen Yellow. Antlia integral colour and lustre is more dark and shoe side translucent material to brush and reflective shoelaces system and is also the inner strength, for fans, like light shoes... The full text m. eibo]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【泪目!#消防员出警归来中暑晕倒# 网友:愿你们每次都平安归来】近日,石家庄市藁城区某地发生火灾,石家庄消防救援支队丰产路中队消防员们第一时间奔赴现场,历时分钟将火扑灭。因天气炎热,战斗一班副班长罗志龙在回到中队时,突然晕倒在岗哨前,监控记录下了这揪心的一幕。tEYfqY ​
[【 tears eye! Police return stroke fainting # # firefighters net friend wish you all the time back safely 】 recently, shijiazhuang chaff fire somewhere downtown, shijiazhuang squadron fire rescue team high road firefighters rushed to the scene, the first time last minutes to put the fire out. Because of the hot weather, in back to the squadron leader, vice class Luo Zhilong combat, suddenly fainted in front of the sentry, recorded the gut-wrenching scenes in it. tEYfqY]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #这就是街舞# #吴建豪这就是街舞# 天蓝色墨镜🕶、复古祖母绿吊坠、牛仔裤👖挂链,吴队长@VanNess吳建豪 的时尚“小巧思”你get了吗? ​
[# this is the street # # # wu jianhao are this is street dance sky blue sunglasses 🕶, emerald pendant restoring ancient ways, jeans 👖 accesories, wu captain @ VanNess wu jianhao are fashion small opportunely did you get? ​]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【宠物美容师竟虐狗!德牧狗冲澡后失去了尾巴...】一只叫TT的德牧在宠物美容院冲澡的时候,遭到了美容师残忍的虐待,由于伤势过重,医生只能截掉了它的尾巴↓↓主人介绍,这还是一只服务犬,事件后一直精神不振↓↓美容师到底对它做了什么?监控视频曝光↓↓tEYIk ​
[【 pet beautician abuse! GSD dog lost tail after the shower... A call the GSD at a pet beauty salon shower of TT, the beautician cruel abuse, due to his injuries, the doctor can only cut off its tail left left master introduces, this is a service dog, after the event has been depressed left left beautician what do with it? Surveillance video exposure left left tEYIk down]

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猫扑:
    【男子上吊自杀失败 因身体胖把晾衣架给压弯】月日晚,安徽亳州一男子酒后因经济压力欲在家自杀,其身在外地的妻子赶紧打电话报警。民警迅速到场,发现其丈夫已吊在晾衣架上,万幸的是男子较为肥胖,衣架被坠变形使其缓冲在地,男子被救后呼吸很快恢复正常,无生命危险。(中警安徽) ​
[【 men commit suicide by hanging suicide failure because of body fat to bending clothes-horse 】 late February nd, anhui bozhou a man drunk because of economic pressures to commit suicide in the home, the body is in the field of his wife called the police. Police quickly showed up and found that her husband has been hanging on the clothes hanger, luckily man were obese, hangers deformation make its buffer by falling to the ground and breathing after man rescued quickly returned to normal, not life-threatening. (p) in anhui]

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冷笑话精选:
    iu@娱乐大魔王四字弟弟@冉闻_ERICA刘昊然!!越看越喜欢😍
[Iu @ entertainment archenemy quadword brother @ ran to smell _ERICA Liu Haoran!! More look more like 😍]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国甜品店长尾银喉山雀可丽饼...太可爱了,不忍心一口一个了![爱你][爱你] ​
[Silver island dessert store long tail throat tits crepe... So cute, dont have the heart to a mouthful! Love you love you [] []]

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