冷笑话精选:
吵一次解决一个问题@奋斗的苏坡漫我觉得每次吵架一定要吵到把问题解决了,不然会很不舒服,下次吵架就会重提
[Noisy solve one problem at a time @ struggle Su Po diffuse every time I think fight must fight to solve the problems, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable, the next will bring up an argument]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
冷笑话精选:
[作揖]@影视安利君我瑞思白[作揖]@仰伊_Icer好想有一天能说出这样的话[跪了]
[[bowing] @ video amway red, white [bowing] @ jun I lift the _Icer want to one day be able to say such a thing] [kneeling]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
#上优酷看我的真朋友# #我的真朋友买房被骗#
开开心心看房去,瑟瑟发抖回家来[悲伤]真真@angelababy 带井然@朱一龙 和白阿姨@演员许娣 看房时,白阿姨误闯恐怖的地下室[可怜]受到惊吓后要违约的白阿姨直接损失万定金,盛怒之下对真真发了脾气,你们买房被骗过吗?
[# youku to see my real friend # # # my true friends to buy a house were tricked into < br > a happy house, shivering home to [sad] @ angelababy belt in @ Zhu Yilong aunt and white @ actor Xu Di when seeing, white aunt break into the basement of terror [poor] is frightened and aunt to default white direct damage deposit, rage to lost temper zhenzhen, been cheated you buy a house? ]
猫扑:
#猫扑晚安#请大家警惕猫咪碰瓷骗局 tAiKRGSj
[# # mop goodnight please cat racketeer scams tAiKRGSj]
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但斌:
马哈蒂尔:将尽可能地使用华为技术 tAiKyFHX
[Mahathir bin mohamad as far as possible use tAiKyFHX huawei technologies]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车:
#新车情报局[超话]# 【致敬经典 宝马Garmisch概念车正式首发】日前,在正在举行的年度Concorso d‘Eleganza Villa d’Este(埃斯特庄园优雅竞赛)活动上,宝马Garmisch概念车正式首发。新车复刻自宝马款 TI Garmisch车型,后者由著名设计公司Bertone(伯通)打造、由Marcello Gandini(马...全文: m.weibo
[# # new cia] [ultra words homage to classic BMW Garmisch concept car officially start 】 【 a few days ago, is being held in annual Concorso d Eleganza Villa d Este (esther manor elegant race), BMW Garmisch concept car official start. New car from BMW TI Garmisch models and name, which is designed by the famous company cardinal tarcisio Bertone ( tong) building, by Marcello Gandini (ma... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
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[Congratulations @ kai loved most pet small fat crab users so as to obtain the Beijing games on Sunday afternoon from cage scholar goose each tickets to 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiKZjS]
优酷:
#上优酷看我的真朋友# [心]#邵芃橙男友力# 谁不想拥有一个这样的男朋友呢[酸]@邓伦
[# youku to see my real friend # # # [heart] Shao Peng orange boyfriend force who dont want to have such a boyfriend @ Deng Lun [acid]]
优酷:
#井然亲了程真真的脸##上优酷看我的真朋友#
沃德玛雅[酸]真真@angelababy 被井然@朱一龙 偷偷吻脸颊啦!可我们人生赢家·真真居然害羞地说了句”晚安“就跑走了[允悲]井然哥哥在原地不知所措HHHHHH!怎么回事?小学生之吻也甜齁了诶[酸]
[# # # in kissed cheng really face on youku to see my real friends # < br > ward Maya [acid] really @ angelababy was in @ Zhu Yilong secretly kiss on the cheek! Our life to the winner, incredibly shy, said a sentence good night just run away in brother allowed sadness in situ overwhelmed HHHHHH! Whats the matter? Pupils also sweet kiss the aye staining (acid)]
汽车之家:
#晚安家人#六一快到了,先来一波时尚童年照大赛吧!看看谁的童年最fashion,谁的童年最魔性!
[# # good night family children is coming, first come a wave of fashion childhood photo contest! See whos childhood is the most fashion, childhood is the most ones! ]
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新浪新闻客户端:
#深夜大明白#【TED演讲:当你和世界不一样,那就让自己不一样】当周围的一切都让你觉得自己格格不入,是否就要改变自己呢?也许有一条成长之路是适合大多数人的,可万一你是个例外呢?你心中那一点特别的热爱,只要走进合适的土壤就会茁壮成长,可能你只是在等待那个属于自己的顿悟时刻。...全文: m.weibo
[# # the night big understand [TED talk when you and the world is not the same, let the oneself is not the same as 】 when everything around make you feel antipathetic, whether to change yourself? There may be a growth path is suitable for most people, but one thousand you an exception? That special love in your heart, as long as into the suitable soil will thrive, maybe youre just waiting for the moment of their own. ... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
#深夜大明白#【抑郁症的复杂致病原因】抑郁症的症状包括:悲伤沮丧,麻木无感,对一切失去兴趣,失眠,觉得自己一文不值,甚至出现自杀倾向,那到底什么导致了抑郁症?大脑中血清素,以及其他至少种神经传递质减少会让人抑郁,抗抑郁药物的效果又来得很慢,抑郁症还有可能存在遗传因素......虽然抑郁...全文: m.weibo
[# # the night big understand complex causes 】 【 depression symptoms of depression include sad depressed, numb feeling, lose interest in everything, insomnia, feel worthless, appear even suicidal tendencies, that what caused the depression? Serotonin in the brain, as well as other kind of neurotransmitter reduce at least can let a person depressed, the effect of antidepressant drugs is slow again, depression and there may be genetic factors... Although depression... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
优酷:
恭喜@心愿-知足常乐 名用户获得【张小娴亲笔签名新作】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAiKudTUW @优酷爱过你,在今天说出来!#今天发个福利#转发抽一位送张小娴亲笔签名的新作《爱过你》 tAiKudbG
[Congratulations @ wish - abundance users. [however autograph book]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Public links tAiKudTUW @ love you, speak in today! Forward # # today send a welfare smoke a send however autograph book tAiKudbG love you]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#岁女孩吐槽阿拉丁#:不需要男孩带我看世界】月日,迪士尼动画电影《阿拉丁》真人版已在院线上映,电影保留了主人公阿拉丁带茉莉公主乘魔毯夜游世界的情节,但美国得州一位岁小观众对这段经典桥段并不满意。观影前她就表示:女孩不需要男孩子带她看世界,公主也不需要王子来救。...全文: m.weibo
[Girl poking fun at Aladdin # # years old dont need a boy to take me to see the world 】 month, Disney animated film Aladdin reality version already in cinemas, film retains the hero take princess jasmine by Aladdin magic carpet rides the plot of the world, but Texas a small audience for this piece of old age are not satisfied. Viewing before she said the girl dont need a boy to take her to see the world, also dont need a prince to save the princess. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽:
向日葵蹦迪真的是戳中笑点 哈哈哈哈哈哈 @所长别开枪是我BGM魔音洗脑
[The sunflower disco dancing is indeed poke the punchline ha ha ha ha ha ha @ dont shoot, director is my BGM magic sound brainwashed]
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