2019年5月9日星期四

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冷笑话精选:
    人生这么辽阔,多为别的事情活一活@单单单严瑾叫做VIP @治愈系心理学 [ok]@黄咩咩的弄潮 减轻孤独绽放精彩去吧
[So vast life, a life lived for other things more than a live @ only single YanJin called VIP @ healing psychology [ok] @ the frolic in the waves of yellow baa baa reduce loneliness blooming brilliant]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安#有没有觉得上了五天班,身心疲劳,明天想要好好睡上一个大懒觉呢?





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傻了吧,明天才是周五[泪][泪] ​

[# # mop good night ever found for five days, the physical and mental fatigue, tomorrow want to have a good sleep big lie-in? < br >. < br >. < br >. < br >. < br >. < br > see calendar table < br > silly, tomorrow is Friday [tears] [] of tears]

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新浪汽车:
    #新车情报局[超话]#【配置进行升级 马自达特别版官图发布】日前,马自达官方发布了马自达 Black Tech Edition车型官图,其与现款最大差异是换装了专属英寸黑色轮圈,并在配置上进行升级,从而提升驾乘体验。新车将提供.L创驰蓝天汽油发动机,并分为两种动力调教,其最大功率分别为马力和马力...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # new cia [ultra words] [configuration upgrade Mazda special Edition released official figure 】, Mazda officially released the Mazda Black Tech Edition models figure, the biggest difference is to change the exclusive as cash inches Black rims, and upgrade in configuration, thereby improving driving experience. Will provide the new car. L chi blue sky gasoline engine, and is divided into two kinds of dynamic set-up, the maximum power respectively Marion and... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    深夜福利。点赞就行,抽两位平分 ​
[Welfare in the middle of the night. Thumb up, two split]

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ZAKER:
    #深夜ZAKER# 没有一种性格,能避免得罪人。——林帝浣 ​​​​
[# ZAKER# late at night without a character, can avoid offending people. - the emperor huan Lin]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#你听过最厉害的谎言是什么? ​
[Welfare # # night you heard most of what is a lie? ​]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #深夜大明白#【让情侣关系变好的个小方法】爱情之路不会总是一帆风顺,一段良好的感情是双方共同经营出来的。如果你还不知道怎么做,不妨试试短片中这个让情侣关系变好的小方法~[心]tEoVqnVU ​
[# # the night big understand a small method to make relationship okay the road of love will not always smooth, a good relationship is mutual business. If you still dont know what to do, might as well try clip this small way to make a relationship okay ~ [heart] tEoVqnVU]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    没毛病啊[嘻嘻]@娱乐大魔王没错✅@Nyingyang我自己开心最重要[嘻嘻]
[Nothing wrong with o (hee hee) @ entertainment big devil yes ✅ @ Nyingyang myself happy is the most importanthee hee]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【教科书式讨债!#老赖支付宝账户被法院冻结#,老赖主动偿还元】 河南修武,崔某向潘某借了万多元不还,潘某无奈申请仲裁,崔某无视裁决书,仍不还钱。法院立案后,执行干警将崔某的支付宝账户冻结。崔某觉得日常消费受到影响,便联系法院主动还钱。tEoRPrM ​
[【 textbook debt collection! # # LaoLai pay treasure account was frozen by the court, LaoLai voluntarily pay yuan 】 henan wu, Cui Mou borrowed a pan wan yuan also, pan a helpless for arbitration, in defiance of the award, Cui Mou still dont pay. After the court case, perform the policemen will Cui Mou alipay account freeze. Cui Mou think daily consumption is affected, then contact the court active also money. tEoRPrM]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小米手机:
    发现了吗?连击桌面负一屏的顶部空白处多次,能唤出智能助理封面设置。你们是用的什么图做封面? ​
[Found? Desktop combo negative a screen at the top of the blanks repeatedly, can call out intelligent assistant cover set. What are you using the cover figure do? ​]

一面科技,一面艺术。

小S:
    不知大家喜不喜歡我們四姐妹的節目,希望你們喜歡~ ​
[I dont know you like it or not we four sisters, hope you like ~]

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丑女达人:
    只有在苦其心志,劳其筋骨之后,才会变得荣辱不惊,闲看流云。但可惜的是,不是每一个人都有机会享受此种历练,这是我们的幸运和普通人的感慨了。[嘻嘻] tRywgqa ​
[After only frustrates, like exercising, not jing, the credit will become the idle see cloud. Unfortunately, not everyone has the opportunity to enjoy this kind of experience, this is our luck and ordinary people sigh with emotion. Hee hee tRywgqa]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象# 这是一个行走的……床垫???[费解](来源网络侵删) tEoeZmf ​
[# # vientiane traffic this is a walk... Mattress??? [difficult] tEoeZmf (source network invasion delete)]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子遇检查丢下家人弃车逃跑 被抓后酒测竟为】月日晚,高速交警开展查处酒驾醉驾违法行为时,发现一辆川S牌照小型轿车突然在检查点前靠边急刹,违法停在高速路口的匝道上↓↓交警立即上前检查,不料该车驾驶员打开车门,翻越高速公路护栏弃车逃跑↓↓而车主被抓后酒测竟为↓↓...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 men encounter check left the family unexpectedly to ditch the car and run away after being caught wine test] month day night, high-speed traffic police to investigate drunk driving drunk driving offence, found a sichuan S licence small car suddenly pull over before the checkpoint brakes, illegally parked on the ramp of high-speed road left left the police immediately to check, only to find the car driver opens the door, crossing the highway guardrail and owners fled ditch the car and left left after test for left left... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    哪次不是呢[允悲]@瑟女女转了就是做过了[太开心]
[Which is not? [allow sad] @ was female female turned is done [quite happy]]

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