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知乎：
    #知乎小事# 宠物知道你爱它吗？ ​
[# # zhihu small pets know you love it? ​]

有问题 上知乎

当当创始人李国庆：
    羞愧吗？孩子营养餐很难解决吗？看看这位穷乡沟小学校长！
tExZJIDm ​
[Shame? Child feeding is difficult to solve? Look at the poor village ditch elementary school principals. < br > tExZJIDm]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

冷笑话精选：
    追了追了！！@鸿蒙@电影工厂！！！@爱吃春卷的小男孩 我去！！！！这么吊！！太炸了！！！！
[Chase chase!! @ HongMeng @ film factory!!!!!! @ love to eat spring rolls boy I go!!!!!!!!!! So hanging!!!!! Fried too!!!!!!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冷笑话精选：
    是的@謝兆軒的小寶貝_没错@GeniusLyk好好赚钱吧@大脑切片@娱乐大魔王只想一个人@d静若繁花是真的
[Yes @ Xie Zhaoxuan baby _ yes @ GeniusLyk money well @ brain slice @ entertainment archenemy if just one @ d static flowers is true]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【父亲抱孩子坐电梯遇男子吸烟 #规劝无果暴打电梯吸烟者#】 月日，绍兴嵊州一年轻男子正在电梯里面抽烟，这时，吕某带着老婆孩子进入了电梯。吕某进入电梯后便劝阻男子抽烟，无果后，两人就扭打起来。最终，两人被民警带到派出所，经过民警调解两人均认识到错误，握手言和。@燃新闻 ...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 father holding the baby sit elevator meet man # # to persuade fruit beating elevator smokers smoking] month day, a young man who is smoking inside the elevator, shaoxing shengzhou then Lv Mou with his wife and children to enter the elevator. Lv Mou entered the elevator after discourage smoking man, after an inconclusive, two people are grappling with. In the end, two people were brought to the police station, police after police mediation both recognize the error, shaking hands. @ combustion news... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
    努力的做一个快乐的凡人@见山是花向上的人，都会让自己活的更好
[Hard to be a happy man is a person who takes up @ see mountain, let oneself live better]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪新闻客户端：
    【美媒爆猛料：#MAX安全认证是波音做的#】据《西雅图时报》报道，年，波音MAX在与欧洲空客Aneo的竞争中，研发进度落后了个月，于是美国联邦航空管理局（以下简称FAA）就把波音 MAX飞行控制系统的安全评估任务交给了波音，并要求自己的工程师们加快检查进度。一些本应该FAA来做的MA...全文： m.weibo ​
[[American media blasting material # MAX safety certification is made by Boeing # 】, according to the Seattle times reports, Boeing MAX in the competition, with the European airbus Aneo r&d behind in months, then the federal aviation administration (FAA) is the MAX Boeing flight control system of safety assessment tasks to Boeing, and ask your engineers to speed up the inspection schedule. Some should have the FAA to do MA... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
    动起来！！
[Move!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小米手机：
    一条重要到值得说三遍的消息：

明早 点，#小米#全系手机首次同步开售！
明早 点，#小米#全系手机首次同步开售！
明早 点，#小米#全系手机首次同步开售！ ​
[An important news of is worth three times < br > < br > tomorrow morning, whole series of # # millet mobile phone for the first time synchronization sale! < br > tomorrow morning, whole series of # # millet mobile phone for the first time synchronization sale! < br > tomorrow morning, whole series of # # millet mobile phone for the first time synchronization sale! ​]

一面科技，一面艺术。

青年时报：
    #猫咪打喷嚏鼻涕横流#，主人遭殃了[允悲] @松鼠视频 tExfwIV ​ ​​​
[Cross-flow # # cat sneezes mucus, host suffer [allow sad] @ squirrel video tExfwIV]

新闻热线： 工作沟通、广告合作请联系：（微信同号）

青年时报：
    【父亲抱娃坐电梯遇男子吸烟，规劝无果#电梯里暴打吸烟者#】月日，绍兴嵊州一年轻男子正在电梯里面抽烟，这时，吕某抱着孩子进入了电梯，吕某劝阻男子抽烟无果后，两人扭打起来……最终两人被民警带到派出所，经过民警调解，两人均认识到错误，握手言和。tExcKRen ​​​
[【 father embrace her sit elevator meet a man smoking, to persuade fruitless # # 】 the elevator suddenly and violently dozen smokers month day, a young man who is smoking inside the elevator, shaoxing shengzhou then Lv Mou holding the children entered the elevator, Lv Mou discourage smoking man after an inconclusive, two people grappling with... Eventually brought to the police station, the two were police after police mediation, both to recognize errors, shaking hands. tExcKRen]

新闻热线： 工作沟通、广告合作请联系：（微信同号）

青年时报：
    【新人#跑.公里接亲送亲# 新娘：累惨了[允悲]】日，四川宜宾一对新人用跑步的方式接亲、送亲。由新郎率队的接亲队伍往返跑了.公里，送亲队伍单程跑了.公里，寓意“一生一世”“我爱你”，不少市民为环保结婚方式点赞，新娘称这样很有意义，只是累惨了。@时间视频 tExcvp ​
[Run the new #. Km ridiculous seeing the bridegroom off # bride tired miserably [allow sad]], sichuan yibin couple ridiculous, seeing the bridegroom off in running mode. By the groom led ridiculous team ran back and forth. Km, seeing the bridegroom off team one-way run. Km, meaning life I love you, many citizens marriage thumb up for environmental protection, the bride said it is very meaningful, just tired. @ time video tExcvp]

新闻热线： 工作沟通、广告合作请联系：（微信同号）

新浪新闻客户端：
    #枕边时刻# 医生说过哪些令你震惊的话呢？ tExIIRdz ​
[# # bed time doctors said that what makes you shocked? tExIIRdz]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽：
    好的@方净土我建议大家不要过岁的生日！
[Good @ side pure land I suggest that we dont have birthday!]

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