Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    [允悲]@资深观众韩梅梅哈哈哈哈哈来自老男人最后的倔强[doge]@全纸芋圆我沈叔叔必须拥有姓名哈哈哈哈！@大厂那边的：哈哈哈哈哈，沈腾叔叔靠魅力@是小丸子啊_[允悲]哈哈哈哈哈
[[allow sad] @ senior audience han meimei ha ha ha ha ha from old man finally stubborn [doge] @ the paper cone round shen me uncle must have name ha ha ha ha! @ companies over there ha ha ha ha ha, uncle Shen Teng on charm @ is the small meatball _ allow sad ha ha ha ha ha]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    比起“在哪”、“什么时候”、“做什么”，永远更重要的是“和谁”。 ​
[Compared with where and when, to do, more important is who and forever. ​]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #限量版方便面元盒#【“高端”拯救方便面市场 限量版元盒你吃得起吗?】中国是全球最大的方便面产销国。然而年后，中国方便面销量开始出现下滑。康师傅“Express速达面馆”还于今年春节前推出四款“福禄寿喜”富贵面，同时也是限量版，只出售份，预售价格为元盒。你吃得起吗？...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # limited edition of instant noodles, yuan box [ high-end save the instant noodles market limited edition yuan box you eat up? China is the worlds largest instant noodle production and marketing. Years later, however, Chinas instant noodles sales began to decline. Tingyis Express velocity noodle before the Spring Festival also launched four blessing ShouXi riches and honor, at the same time also is limited edition, only to sell copies of booking price for yuan box. You eat up? ... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
    【战斗民族获“最美游客”！#俄罗斯大叔三亚勇救溺水者#：抢救熟练，及时送医得救[赞]】月日，海南三亚，在大东海旅游的俄罗斯大叔帕斯卡尼·尤拉发现有人溺水后，和几名游客一起将溺水者抬到沙滩上，随后对其进行急救。由于抢救及时，溺水者送医救治后恢复意识。帕斯卡尼·尤拉获评“最美游客”。...全文： m.weibo ​
[[fighting nation won the most beautiful tourists! # # Russia uncle sanya YongJiu drowned man rescue skilled, timely send the medical salvation [who]] month day, sanya, hainan, uncle in dadonghai travel Russia pass carney, euler found someone drowning, and a few visitors will be drowned man carried to the beach together, then carries on the first aid. Due to the timely rescue, drowned man regained consciousness after hospital treatment. Pass carney, euler named best tourists. ... The full text m. eibo]

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元气满满新沐瞳：
    在这个全新诠释的悲剧爱情故事中，乡村音乐... tEJWfFk ​
[In this new interpretation of the tragic love story, the country music... tEJWfFk]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象#网友野外钓鱼，车辆陷入枯草，轮胎打滑无法脱困。然后周围就有人说：把草烧了，车就不打滑了。再然后就点火烧草了，再再然后......车就没了......[费解][汗] tEJOUXUX ​
[# # vientiane traffic net friend wild fishing, vehicles in hay, skid cannot save themselves. Then around someone say straw burned, vehicle will not skid. And then burning grass again, again and again... The car is... TEJOUXUX [difficult] [Mr Khan]]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
    手握新能源指标还不赶紧出手？年国家新能源补贴退补超%，快来看看这些热门车与年的补贴差多少。 ​
[Dont hurry to indicators of holding a new energy? Annual national new energy subsidies back fill %, come and look at these popular car with years of subsidies. ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #车陷草堆烧草脱困#【年度沙雕新闻又来？SUV陷草堆 车主疑点燃干草脱困 结果把车烧了】月日，江苏扬州一段“车子陷在干草中起火”的视频在网上热传。有人称车主为了让车子出来，放火烧干草结果把车子烧了。参与救援的消防人员表示，起火原因不明。“不排除他是有自己点（火），但也有可能是车辆自...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # car in haystack burning grass to erase the annual sand sculpture news comes? SUV in haystack results out of the car owners suspected lit hay burned] month day, jiangsu yangzhou a car got stuck in the hay on fire video of the heat transfer on the Internet. Some say the owner in order to let the car out, set fire to the hay results burned his car. Participate in the rescue firefighters, said the cause is unknown. Did not rule out he has your own (fire), but it is possible that the vehicle from the... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    →_→@毕业之前不改名了吧上了很多年学，却啥都不会，请叫我白学公主💅🏻
[> _ > @ name before graduating from now on for many years to learn, but what all cant, please call me princess white learn 💅 🏻]

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优酷：
    #这就是原创#原创大神频出，不仅有流行乐小天王@徐良L 还有金曲奖大神@Matzka玛斯卡 现在更是出了一个被@王嘉尔 赞誉的“中国碧昂斯”的姑娘。这个节目到底还有多少惊喜，酷酷真的很期待了~[憧憬]#王嘉尔这就是原创#
tEJOkndQ ​
[# # this is the original original great god, not only is a pop singer @ xu L and award for great god @ Matzka, now is a @ Wang Jiaer praise the China beyonce girl. This shows how many surprises, cool really looking forward to the ~ [hope] # # Wang Jiaer this is the original < br > tEJOkndQ]

汽车之家：
    #家家试驾评测##瑞虎xe#【图个经济实惠 试驾奇瑞瑞虎xe 】传统车企当中，奇瑞算是涉足新能源市场较早的那一批，我们今天的两位主角奇瑞艾瑞泽e 和奇瑞瑞虎xe ，它们在艾瑞泽e和瑞虎xe的基础上，提升了续航能力、丰富了配置，它们的表现是否能让您满意？今天我们就来看看吧。...全文： m.weibo ​
[# every test evaluation # # tiggo or dingle xe# 【 figure a economical drive of chery tiggo or dingle xe 】 traditional car companies, chery is involved in earlier that a batch of new energy market, we todays two stars chery arrizo e and chery tiggo or dingle xe, they are arrizo e and tiggo or dingle xe, on the basis of improved battery life, rich configuration, their performance can make you satisfied? Today were going to come and see it. ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

南方都市报：
    #校花来了#【双鸭山大学校花令人着魔！看完婚纱大片，我酸了】昨天南都君推送了暨大校花，大伙热情高涨，纷纷推荐自家校花，今天南都君要带大家走进广州著名学府古墓派 · 双鸭山 · 魔法大学——中山大学。杜鹃花、禾雀花、樱花、木棉、羊蹄甲……历史悠久的中大校园，春天的繁花可不要太多！良辰美景，...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # school beauty came 【 shuangyashan university beauty fascinating! See marriage gauze, I acid 】 SMW jun yesterday pushed the jinan school beauty, everyones enthusiasm, have recommended their beauty queen, today SMW jun want to take you into the guangzhou famous institution of higher learning ancient tomb parties, shuangyashan, magic university, sun yat-sen university. Azalea, rice bird flower, blossom, kapok, sheep hoof nail... With a long history of cuhk campus, the spring flowers but not too much! Its moments of beauty,... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家：
    春天的北京实在太舒服了，下班的路上忍不住想在外面多溜达一会，话说你所在的城市夜景是什么样子的呢？#你拍摄过的夜景# ​
[Spring in Beijing is so comfortable, could not help but want to more walk outside for a moment on the way from work, saying whats it like in your city at night? # # you shot at night]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪新闻客户端：
    【哪里有问题？同一医院名产科护士同时怀孕[吃惊]】近日，美国缅因州的缅因医疗中心里，这个科室最近发生件怪事，有名护士几乎同时都怀孕，这可急坏科主任！为啥主任这么着急？有人称是医院这里有问题↓↓到底问题出在哪↓↓原因成迷>>tEJWzWYM ​
[【 where there is the problem? The same hospital obstetric nurses while pregnant [surprised]] recently, Maine of Maine medical center, the department a strange thing happened recently, the famous nurse is pregnant, almost at the same time of this can be anxious! Why the director in such a hurry? Some say is the hospital where there are problems left left down exactly the problem left left reason into fan > > tEJWzWYM]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽：
    唐寅说了，春天必须登高望远，赏花寻柳，还得有茶！ #天猫新文创#携手苏州博物馆 联合八大茶品牌共襄盛举品茶话。月-日上天猫搜索#你好苏州博物馆#，春茶限量特辑都给你备好了！轻轨出游也好，沪上会友也罢，一杯茶在手，bigger都有。tEJcZIRF ​
[Tang said, must have been spring, flowers for liu, also have tea! # # Tmall xinwen and hand in hand to suzhou museum joint participation eight tea brand tea. Heaven on - cat search # # hello suzhou museum, fresh tea limited edition is ready for you! Light rail travel, Shanghai members, a cup of tea in hand, bigger. tEJcZIRF]

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