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猫扑：
    #对老婆闭眼吹彩虹屁# 网友在群里吐槽自己老婆做饭的翻车现场，后来其中一位买了可以改变味觉的神秘果，在吃饭前吃一颗，酸的可以变成甜的，苦瓜也不再苦了。又可以对老婆的厨艺闭眼吹彩虹屁 ​
[# # close their eyes to the wife to blow the rainbow fart netizens poking fun at his wifes cooking in the group of the accident scene, then one of them bought can change the taste of the fruit, eat a just before dinner, acid can be sweet, bitter melon was no longer bitter. Can with his wifes cooking again close their eyes to blow the rainbow fart]

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但斌：
    回复@暖风好[作揖][赞][心]@暖风但总别搭理有些人，不值得，人跟人之间的差别太大，同情一下这些不知经历过什么导致的心理阴暗的人吧。
[Good reply @ warm wind [bowing] [who] [heart] @ warm wind but always dont take a reason some people, not worth it, along with the difference between people is too big, sympathy for these people do not know what causes psychological dark.]

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但斌：
    回复@这个可以改了吧你看一下我们基金的净值，别胡说八道好不好，人要客观，不能张口乱喷[怒][怒][怒]@这个可以改了吧跌停后还在减 这叫躲过大跌？呵呵呵呵呵呵呵
[Reply @ this can change you to look at our fund net worth, dont talk nonsense, ok, to be objective, cannot open mouth chaos spray [anger] [anger] [anger] @ this can be changed after drop stop, decrease in this call to avoid crash? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

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青年时报：
    【因男友“逼婚”，心烦的她竟去吸毒！杭州一高颜值网红女主播被抓】近日，某网络直播平台一名拥有数万粉丝小有名气的美女主播突然没了动静，令一众粉丝黯然神伤。记者从杭州市公安局萧山区分局获悉，这名女主播因涉嫌吸食大麻，在杭州某公寓楼内被萧山警方抓获。这一切的起因，竟是因被男友“逼婚”…...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 for forced marriages, her boyfriend upset she had to take drugs! Hangzhou appearance high level web celebrity anchorwoman caught 】 recently, a live online platform, a famous female anchors suddenly have tens of thousands of fans didnt movement, to all the fans feel dejected. The reporter learns from xiaoshan district of hangzhou city public security bureau branch, the anchorwoman on suspicion of marijuana, in hangzhou xiaoshan police arrested one of the a apartment building. All this, the cause of the forced marriage was due to be her boyfriend... ... The full text m. eibo]

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相互宝成员唐爸爸因意外陷入深度昏迷，之后申请万互助金，然而年唐爸爸被确诊有皮肌炎，需要长期服药，这违背了健康告知，初步审核结果是不予赔付，但家属认为皮肌炎与意外无关 #支付宝万人大辩论# 要不要赔...全文： m.weibo ​
[Have you ever thrown key, one vote, decided to the experience of one thing < br > _________________________________ < br > treasure each other members don father because accident into a deep coma, after apply for mutual gold, tang dad was diagnosed with dermatomyositis, however, need to take medicine for a long time, it told that violates the health is preliminary audit result will not be paid, but family members think dermatomyositis has nothing to do with the accident # ten thousand # alipay debate should compensate... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌：
    回复@遥望的投资世界谢谢！去年月份我们判断年龙头白酒企业可能不会提价，做了减持，避过了之后月的大跌，我们当时的判断对的啊。至于收回家经销商的酒直销，熨平了年的低谷期，我们也非常及时的看到了这一变化，应对也非常好。不像当年白酒危机时死扛，避过了危机，吃一堑长一智，有什么不好。
[Reply @ ahead in the investment world thank you! Last month we judge liquor in leading enterprises may not raise prices, make the underweight, evaded a month after the crash, we had the judgment of the right. Direct selling wine as to recover the dealers, pressed in the trough, we saw this change is also very timely, deal with very good also. Unlike the white spirit crisis to soldier, evaded the crisis, chastened, whats wrong.]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【没钱买生日蛋糕，残疾爷爷凌晨#赶里路为重病孙女做面#】一根大葱、两个鸡蛋意喻长命百岁。近日，郑州某医院血液科病房，一场特殊的生日宴正在进行着。小恩雅是跟着爷爷长大的孩子，她出生天生母出走，父亲又受打击落下精神病，年初恩雅患上骨髓增生异常综合症，百万医疗费急坏了年迈老人…...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 dont have the money to buy a birthday cake, disability grandpa # in the morning to catch the road surface for seriously ill granddaughter # 】 a green Chinese onion, two eggs, which means long life. Recently, zhengzhou a onset ward, a special birthday party was going on. Little enya is follow grandpa child growing up, she was born day mother, father and hit mental, enya suffer from at the beginning of myelodysplastic syndrome, the millions of medical treatment of anxious old... ... The full text m. eibo]

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天猫：
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[When familiar T stage evolution into full of unknown X stage in life, I all the way to explore and experience a new life. # # Tmall little black box for you first to start a new @ panasonic Panasonic_Beauty X series essence air blower tEMrZr, with @ liu to # # panasonic black technology X, the beauty of the original the future! tEJiGdQ]

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汽车之家：
    #家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们，游戏时间到，快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗？最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚：点转发本微博公布。 ​​​​
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be on tonight point forward this weibo. ​​​​]

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