Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    触底反弹 否极泰来@有一个胖纸女朋友加油 [加油][加油][加油]
[Rebound after a storm comes a calm @ have a fat paper girlfriend go [go] [go] [go]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

知乎：
    @李松蔚PKU ：「放下」是要讲科学的。姿势不对硬放，那是会砸到脚的👉tEJEKSSt ​
[@ song-wei li PKU put down is to speak of science. Hard put poor posture, that will be on foot 👉 tEJEKSSt]

有问题 上知乎

微博搞笑排行榜：
    预告今晚分互动题目：“一人留一句你私藏的，感觉超棒的句子”。（本条预告分钟后删除） ​​​​
[Forecast points interactive topic tonight a person for a possession, you feel great sentence. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新摄影网：
    【佳能发布Zoemini S及Zoemini C拍立得相机】佳能Zoemini S提供玫瑰金、哑光黑、珍珠白三色可选，Zoemini C提供粉色、黄色、薄荷绿、海蓝色四色可选。据悉，佳能Zoemini S、Zoemini C拍立得相机售价分别为欧元（约合,元）、欧元（约合元），将于月日上市。详情：tEJEKbvX ​
[[Canon published Zoemini S and Zoemini C polaroid camera 】 the Canon Zoemini S provide rose gold, matte black, pearl white three color optional, Zoemini C with pink, yellow, mint green, blue four color optional. It is understood that the Canon Zoemini S, Zoemini C polaroid camera price respectively for the euro (us, yuan), the euro (yuan), will be listed on month day. Details tEJEKbvX]

全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...

优酷：
    #王牌对王牌#如果时光能倒流，[带着微博去旅行] 我愿重回校园接受“德智体美劳”全线考核；[憧憬] 我愿和班长@关晓彤 一起接受最严厉的教导主任；[太开心] 我愿与花副班长@华晨宇yu 同行汗洒运动场；[酷] 我愿与师姐@王鸥Angel 专研《推手》之道；[心] 我愿与玲姐@贾玲 珍惜每个无法复制的昨天。明晚上...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # ace to ace if time could go back, [with weibo to travel], I would like to return to campus to accept the art of morality, intelligence and physique full assessment; [hope], I would like to accept the most severe with monitor @ xiaotong guan guidance director; [quite happy] I willing to walk with the flower vice President @ brilliance yu yu khan is aspersed playground; [cool] I would like to work with the teacher elder sister @ Wang Ou grinds only Angel push way; [heart] I would like to work with ling elder sister @ Gu Ling cherish each cant copy yesterday. Tomorrow evening... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑：
    【好狠！#中学生持木棍击打同学后脑# 被打者直挺挺栽倒】近日，云南大理州弥渡县，网友曝光一段校园暴力视频：一名中学男生被同学脚踢推搡后，又被人用长棍击中后脑勺瞬间倒地。日，弥渡县教育局工作人员对@时间视频 称，被打学生已正常上课，无大碍，事件正进一步调查中。tEJELVrx ​
[【! Head # # middle school students are hit by classmates being stretched fell 】 recently, the yunnan Dali prefecture cross the county, and online video exposure period of campus violence a high school boy was classmate kick after pushing, and people use long sticks to hit back instantly to the ground. , cross the county bureau of education staff to @ time, according to the video was playing has normal school students, no matter, events are further investigation. tEJELVrx]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【#高校回应给学生放天春假#去赏花去恋爱：让年轻人在最美的季节去感受爱】月日，四川西南航空职业学院发通知称，在放假时间总量不变的情况下，全校师生在月日至日放天春假。主题是去赏花，去恋爱。该校董事长魏全斌介绍，“情感教育很重要，让年轻人选最美的季节去感受，去爱。”...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 # # respond to students in colleges and universities put day spring break to enjoy flower to be in love let young people feel love 】 in the most beautiful season in June , southwest of sichuan vocational college, according to the notice issued under the condition of total amount of vacation time, all the teachers and students put in on solstice day spring break. The theme is to eat, to be in love. The chairman Wei Quanbin introduction, the emotional education is important, make the most beautiful season in a young person to feel, to love. ... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博星座：
    #亲爱的树洞# 混乱又有序的感觉，给作者点赞！[中国赞]
[# # dear tree hole chaos orderly feeling again, give the author thumb up! [China] him]

微博星座命理官方微博

微博时尚：
    热议话题是怎样养成的？@有什么样的新品值得买 发起的#春游裙子大赏# 给你来揭秘！
[A topic of hot debate is how to develop? @ # what kind of product is worth to buy a dress for a spring outing is great reward # to reveal to you!]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

卢健生：
    @ZCAM E-S电影机，S dual native ISO传感器，K x open gate，有RAW，EF或PL卡口自选，体积跟E几乎一样，美金，约吗？#ZCAME[超话]# ​
[@ ZCAM E - S motion-picture machine, S dual native ISO sensors, K x open gate, there are RAW, EF or PL bayonet are optional, with almost the same as E volume, dollars, about? # # ZCAME] [than words]

Z CAM, CEO

元气满满新沐瞳：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

优酷：
    #电视剧天网行动##庞嘉给我打电话# 岁的@朱一龙 给你打电话啦！我赌一顿火锅，肯定是约会电话！快来接听吧！
tEJQdyD ​
[# series skynet action # # PangJia give me a call at the age of # @ Zhu Yilong call you! I bet on a hot pot, definitely the appointment phone! Hear fast to pick! < br > tEJQdyD]

微博时尚：
    橘子味汽水妆容
[Orange soda makeup look]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

汽车之家：
    #家家试驾评测##吉利嘉际#【中国式家庭 试驾吉利嘉际.T MHEV】吉利嘉际是吉利的首款MPV，在车型布局上更侧重微混和插电混动的版本，定位年轻家庭用户。面对这个级别的竞品比亚迪宋MAX和广汽传祺GM，吉利嘉际的核心竞争力到底是什么呢？一起来听@陈庚auto 聊聊吧~
tEJEza ​
[# every test evaluation # # # geely jia international [Chinese family drive of geely international. T MHEV 】 geely jia international is geelys first MPV, focus more on vehicle layout micro mixing plug-in electric hybrid version, a young family user. In the face of this level of competing goods byd song MAX and gac kei GM, geely what jia international core competitiveness? Listen to @ Chen Geng auto talk ~ < br > tEJEza]

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新浪汽车：
    #新车情报局[超话]#【完全大变样 第十代索纳塔全球首秀】近日，现代汽车在韩国举办了第十代索纳塔的全球首秀，新车基于现代创新汽车平台开发，定位于一款四门轿跑车，整体视觉效果较现款更为运动，车身尺寸比现款也有所增加；内饰上一切元素都透露着年轻、运动的特征，挡把则首次使用了按键形式。...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # new cia [ultra words] [completely changed out the tenth generation sonata global debut 】 recently, hyundai in Korea held the tenth generation sonata global debut, new car platform based on modern innovation development, aimed at a four-door coupe, the overall visual effect is cash more movement, body size than cash also increased; Interior on the all elements according to the features of young, motion, form is the first to use the buttons. ... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。